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So co/ck/collectors, who would you say is your spicefu if you had to choose one and only?

Mine would either be black pepper-chan, or cayenne-sama.

How about you?

>> No.5031720

Just me then?

>> No.5031719

paprika is my fav, specially when i make blackened chicken linguini alfredo
the paprika crust on that chicken so good.

>> No.5031723

>>5031708
I would say that my spicefu is takethisbullcrapbackto/a/-chan

>> No.5031725
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>>5031708
pic related

>> No.5031726

>>5031708
Togarashi if we are being weeaboo about it.

>> No.5031729

>>5031723
Anon you'll never get a spicefu with an attitude like that

>> No.5031739

Have you eaten breakfast with your spicefu yet today?

>> No.5031742

>>5031739
4 cups potatoes, diced
1 cup chopped onions
4 tablespoons butter
paprika, to taste
salt and pepper, to taste
Cook diced potatoes in boiling water for about 4 minutes, until just a bit tender but not cooked. Drain potatoes and toss with onions. Heat butter medium heat in a heavy skillet; add potatoes and onions. Fry, bringing potatoes up from bottom of pan with a spatula occasionally for even cooking and browning. Season to taste with paprika, salt and pepper.
Serves 4.

better than mcdonalds fried shitbrowns

>> No.5031757

Mine is definitely chilli powder-chan :3

>> No.5031865

>>5031742
So paprika-dan?

>> No.5031874

>>5031708
Cinnamon-chan

>> No.5031881

>>5031723
This.

Normal, not shit-for-brains folks on /ck/ don't anthropomorphize the stuff they work with just to relieve their fantasies and devote their loneliness-stemmed psychosis.

I, for one, rather cook something tasty and spend time nicely with my close ones, instead of making them up.

>> No.5031894

>>5031881
Why not both?

>> No.5031898

>>5031708
salt-kun and mulato pepper-sama

>> No.5031958

Cumin-kun

>> No.5031964

>>5031723
>>5031881
>what is board culture?
>what is 4chan?

>> No.5031967

>>5031708
My heart can't decide. On one hand, Cumin-chan's bright recognizable qualities help me make my cultural heritage matter through food, but Bay leaf sempai's more serious attitude and somber tone makes sure that anythings serious I make is complete. And then there's the bombshell cayenne-sama.

>> No.5031970

>>5031968
dude beef stew, never look back

>> No.5031968

oh rosemary-san you make cooking lamb a pleasure like no other

>> No.5031971

>>5031964
As much as you'd like to find solace in thinking that seriously antropomorphizing different objects as partners is part of board culture, it's not. Aside from weeaboo, people either use it as a joke or think of it as some sort of messed up behavior.

And while 'to each their own', treating objects as dear love because of social retardation or lost touch with reality IS a messed up behavior.

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5031974

This is the worst thread I've seen on /ck/

>> No.5031977

>>5031971
Dude shut the fuck up we're only doing this for one thread

>> No.5031980
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>>5031971
>people either use it as a joke

hey i think you figured it out, faggot.


Jesus could you sperg out any more? I know it's hurled around too much here, but seriously you're just broadcasting how socially maladjusted you are yourself by giving so many fucks and not just skimming past the thread. 4chan is for jap culture nerds, aka WEABOOS. boil your head.

>> No.5031985

>>5031980
Point in case, many of us are not jap culture nerds. Hell, many of us want weeaboos to stay in their boards.

That's why some people here go rage-overboard when waifu stuff happens, I guess.

>> No.5031987

>>5031971
>HEY GUYS I TOOK A PSYCHOLOGY 1101 CLASS THIS SEMESTER AND I GOT A "B!!!" I FIND YOU SHALLOW AND PEDANTIC

>> No.5031991

>>5031985
Case in point* is what you're looking for.
if you are not a jap culture nerd then you belong on the reddit. it's that fucking simple. Its not that 4chan's my internet club, it's just the entire site is designed by and populated with weebs. Granted every board shouldn't be a big anime shitshow, because there's /a/, /m/, and etc. for that, but look at the other boards and use that tiny little rock you call a brain. Why are ALL of our ads for J-list? Why are 85% of the banners anime-related instead of just being le maymay army? go fuck yourself man you'll never get it.

>> No.5032000

>stop having fun!!! stop it you dumb weab fags!!!!1111

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>>5031708
Without a doubt, Smoked paprika-chan goes in almost everything i make, i've had the same bottle of it for years.

>> No.5032064

>>5032058
based picture

>> No.5032065

>>5032058
I prefer regular paprika-dono

>> No.5032093

>>5031987
Did anon's use of the words solace and anthropomorphizing threaten you?

>> No.5032096

>>5031991
>go fuck yourself man you'll never get it.
lol thank god

It's like spraying yourself with sex repellent and guaranteeing your family will be disappointed in you and you will not have IRL friends.

>> No.5032109

>>5032096
Yeah but they'll never know the love of a good spicefu.

A fair price.

>> No.5032120 [DELETED] 

>>5032058

>like tears in the raid

>> No.5032121

I can't pick favorite spices. You could say I am a gigolo-san hee hee hee.

I use blacker pepper-chan the most, although I don't like to think of our relationship as me "using her".

Cumin-sama and oregano-chan are also favorite waifus of mine.

Do not get me started on garlic salt-kouha!!!

>> No.5032273

black pepperbachan

>> No.5032289

Is Mrs's dash an answer here

>> No.5032360

>>5031708
oregano <3

>> No.5032404

Does garlic count? Garlic counts. Garlic-san

>> No.5032506

>>5031881
*tips chef hat*

>> No.5032575 [DELETED] 

Reminder to everyone to report for non-cooking related.

>> No.5032583

>>5032575
Are you telling us you reported this thread?

Why? It's funny.

>> No.5032590

>>5032575
Reminder to you that clicking the minimize button is much easier than reporting the thread, writing a post that said you reported the thread, and then sniffing your own farts because of how superior you smell to yourself.

>> No.5032636

>>5032575
Stating that you reported a thread is against the rules.

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>>5032096
MFW despite watching anime, playing vidja and channing as my main source of entertainment for the last 7 years I've probably gotten laid more times than you ever will

>> No.5032647

>>5032635
I've had sex on average 3-7 times a week for the past 7 years.

>> No.5032640

>>5032575
this is cooking related, fuckwit. it's just a goofy way to talk about your favorite spices. I swear every fucking school break
L2havefun

>> No.5032657

>>5032647
aha, but did you settle on one plain looking girl 7 years ago or have you been able to nail pretty much whoever you want like I have?

>> No.5032693

>>5032657
i don't know about that guy, but i'm hapilly married and we're both freaks, shes beutiful and i've been fucking almost every day for the past 5 years. the only times we dont fuck is when we're sick or too tired, and even then i sometimes get a bj. yeah she falls asleep with my dick in her mouth, like that one furry comic(sweet dreams i think it's called) sometimes my dick wakes u sore from all the suckling but it's SO worth it.

>> No.5032796

>>5032693
Who's your favorite spicefu though?

>> No.5032823

>>5032796
i already replied, it was paprika, it was the second post in this shit thread

>> No.5032850

>>5031881
You realise they're not serious, right?

>> No.5032854

>>5031980
>4chan is for jap culture nerds
eeeehhh
you're both a little wrong

>> No.5032858

>>5031991
I find that it's more of an ironic thing
While there are many weaboos and 4chan, most users are not weaboos. That's just the reputation it has.

>> No.5032859

cardamom-kun

>> No.5032861

>>5032093
No, it's just that it seems that he's making very basic assumptions about our intentions, the way a pseudo-intelligent and oblivious psych-student would.

>> No.5032864

>>5032575
>spices have NOTHING to do with cooking
well your foods must be boring

>> No.5032893

>>5032861
If you have that waifu complex it is easy to make valid assumption about you. Just saying.

>> No.5032900

>>5031985
>Point in case
For all intensive purposes, lol wut?

>> No.5032907

>>5032657
From 18-22 I had a period of intense sexual activity with the idea that more sexual partners was the key to satisfaction.

Since then, I've been with the same woman for 7 years and am far happier. Everyone should go through that exploratory phase when they are younger, but eventually you outgrow it and look for more.

>> No.5032919

>>5032093
read his post and tell me seriously that he isn't taking the concept of a waifu way too far

>> No.5032921

>>5031708
No spicefu because they would all burn my dick

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5032925

>>5031881
take it easy

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5032927

>>5032575
No-spicefu faggot detected

>> No.5032941

>>5032693
hope she enjoys her throat cancer

>> No.5033014

>>5032893
The problem is that you assume we have a waifu complex in the first place, and that we're not just poking fun of waifuism while we discuss spices
and THAT'S what makes that guy pompus

>> No.5033018

>>5032900
>For all intensive purposes
I see what you did there

>> No.5033031

Favourite spices are tumeric and ginger, favourite herb is basil.

>> No.5033032

>>5033014
>dingdingdingdingding
/sidetrack

So, since spicefu as a blanket term only covers so much, can we have alliumistresses too?
>Leek-chan you're so modest uguuu~

>> No.5033082

>>5032823
No need to be cold anon donosamakumeiji

>> No.5033087

>>5033032
Don't talk shit about leek-chan unless you fittin to get hit player.

>> No.5033177

>>5033032
Leek-chan is a beautiful modest girl but so sorry she is not a spicefu.

Black pepper-sama and the mercurial but sexy cinnamon-sama are my waifus!!!!

>> No.5033329

>>5033032
>can we have alliumistresses too?

No one else can have Garlic-sama, she belongs to me. I love her even more than Cumin-tan.

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5033364

Dill-kun

>> No.5033373

>>5033364
forgot to add why

1. I can eat it raw
2. you can't over spice
3. easy to grow
4. lots of flavor

>> No.5033374

>>5033373
Sounds like garlic to me, but I would wager a lot of people would disagree. I eat her raw while I'm cooking though.

>>5033329
Sir, I challenge you to a duel.

>> No.5033417

no love for saffron-chan?

>> No.5033423

>>5031881
No matter how far you go from /a/ and /b/, this is still 4chan.

Anyway, cumin-kun is best waifu. She may not be everything, but she's the one I love most.
I had a fling with tabasco-san way back when, though.

>> No.5033427

>>5033417
>no love for pricey, metallic-tasting poop-spice
No. None at all.
You know how some people hate coriander leaf/cilantro? I think I'm missing something on saffron. It tastes like chewing on tin foil.

>> No.5033435

>>5033373
Semen.
1. I can eat it raw
2. you can't over spice
3. easy to grow
4. lots of flavor

>> No.5033486
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5033486

>Too poor to reliably afford any spices besides Salt and Pepper for my daily rice and beans and oatmeal
>Every time I go to the store to get my 50lb bags of grains I go to the spice rack
>It's like an entire high school full of girls I'll never meet or spend time with
>Every day I feel older and further away from my childhood and ever having dreams
>But Salt and Pepper will always be there for me
>They're all I really need

>> No.5033520

>>5033417
Hell no.
You're Spice-fu is a tease and a gold digger

>> No.5033550

OP I generally hate weeabos but this thread is fucking golden.
All these butthurt fags are just mad they can't generate laughs or happiness from their fellow man and resort to dick waving on an anonymous message board. In order to compensate for the deep emotional pain they feel everyday.
Even though her pedigree is questionable to say the least LemonPepper-Tan just has that zest I need. She really gets me guys

>> No.5033589

I grow my own cilantro since the ready to use stuff at the store (sold as Korriander) in Germany is weak. I think they grow it next to celery. I love cilantro, and growing my own spicefu, raising it to meet my exact needs, and taking it whenever I want...adds a whole new level of creep.

>> No.5033681

>tfw your long-time waifu has been Oregano-chan but you're starting to develop feelings for her cousin Marjoram-chan