/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5020584]

>reddit secret santa anon messages me saying he hopes I like cooking
>get excited
>finally receive package

yay!

[Anonymous No.5020586]

[Anonymous No.5020588]

his and hers dragon dildos

[Anonymous No.5020591]

>>5020590
its going to be full of dicks

[Anonymous No.5020590]

[Anonymous No.5020593]

[Anonymous No.5020594]

so cool! Can't wait to try

[Anonymous No.5020599]

Filthy dumb reddit scum

[Anonymous No.5020600]

>>5020590
>>5020593
>>5020594
holy shit i am jealous

where2cop that totoro bento?

[Anonymous No.5020604]

>jap shit

why am I not surprised

[Anonymous No.5020610]

>>5020600
uh..J-List?

[Anonymous No.5020643]

>>5020610
/a/ told me j-list was dumb one time

i probably shouldn't listen to /a/ though

what should i do?

[Anonymous No.5020649]

>>5020584
not pinku. fail.

personally, i'd toss the box, but keep the chopsticks. probably toss the cookbook after one read-through as well

[Anonymous No.5020670]

2 kotoba check, chibi size check,kawaii design check, matching hashi check, plastic construction nope must be ceramic.

[Anonymous No.5020671]

>>5020643
You could try killing yourself, I guess. Some crises were not meant for mere mortals.

[Anonymous No.5020673]

>fatass
>japshit
>reddit

[Anonymous No.5020691]

>>5020673
master shake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my fayvurite shoh evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.5020697]

Your fat hands look pretty fucking fat. I bet you're fat OP, therefore I hate you.

[Anonymous No.5020938]

[Anonymous No.5020941]

I've had hit and miss with the reddit secret santa. I mean its a great oppertunity to spread some goodwill and _possibly_ get some neat shit. Two years ago I got a god damn $60 video game, last year I got lube.. which was nowhere near any of my interests. Haven't gotten this years yet. I always try to give out a good gift though.

I was talking to somebody I know irl that frequents /ck/ and 4chan as well about maybe trying to push a secret santa program on here. But we quickly decided that was probably a very, very bad idea.

[Anonymous No.5020954]

>>5020938

Wow, shit tea and French Italian crackers. Almost like that faggot knew your disgusting-to-look-at hamwhale self needs to go on a fucking diet.

>if you killed yourself, no one would miss you

I hope you get raped and killed in a home invasion you miserable twat

[Anonymous No.5020955]

>>5020941
>got a $5 shit gift that someone put 0 work into
>Other people got $6000 laptops and other fucking bullshit
Fuckeveyrthing

[Anonymous No.5020956]

>>5020954

[Anonymous No.5020962]

>>5020956

No fuck you
No one cares about what some leddit bumfluff bought your fat ass to try to get into your size 28 pants
Fuck off cunt

[Anonymous No.5020964]

>>5020584

>guy sends me a package
>stick hand in the way of package to prove i'm a girl
jesus christ do you really need the attention that badly? can you not just take a normal picture of the box without your hands? no one gives a fuck about you

>hey guys OP here btw i'm a grill lol XD yay!

[Anonymous No.5020977]

>>5020584
holy fat you're fat.

[Anonymous No.5020978]

>>5020977
fuck*

[Anonymous No.5020984]

>>5020954
>I hope you get raped and killed in a home invasion you miserable twat


getting revved up for the holiday season?

it will be over in a few weeks. keep your doors and windows tightly shut, stay off the internet and avoid tv and radio, and you should make it ok.

[Anonymous No.5020988]

>>5020964

wow. please settle down. OP was covering the address to keep weirdos like you from stalking her.

and for the love of god please try not to panic at the sight of a female. we are pretty much harmless if you don't show any signs of fear :)

[Anonymous No.5020992]

>>5020643
/a/ is fucking terrible. try it

[Anonymous No.5020993]

>>5020988
>implying that's a grill
>implying that's not a fat ass neckbeard who painted his nails to match his MLP fleshlight

[Anonymous No.5020996]

>>5020988

btw i'm a grill too :)

>your face when hamwhale OP could've crossed out the address with a marker

[Anonymous No.5021042]

>>5020977
holy fat fat fat

I'm not getting anything for christmas because it's a shitty human holiday.

[Anonymous No.5021057]

>>5020977
It's like a pig grew fingers on it's trotter and painted the nails.

[Anonymous No.5021058]

>>5021042

as opposed to an awesome Martian holiday?

[Anonymous No.5021066]

>>5021042
>I'm not getting anything for christmas because it's a shitty human holiday.
no, thats why you arent getting anyone anything. you arent getting anything probably because you dont have friends or family or they hate you

[Anonymous No.5021069]

>>5020584

lol look at dat landwahle

[Anonymous No.5021072]

>>5020604

this

[Anonymous No.5021079]

gtfo of my /ck/, reddot hambeast

[Anonymous No.5021081]

It's okay OP.

[Anonymous No.5021124]

>>5020584
HOW THE FUCK DID NO ONE MENTION THE SEVERED ARM IN THIS PICTURE???

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.5021155]

It looks like a man's hand with painted nails to me.

[Whale Hunter !8/vPoSyyb6 No.5021178]

>>5020584
Couldn't you just have out tape or marked out the address with soime sort of ink or marker.
>I'm gonna show all these people I'm a girl with my hand, that way I get replies and attention

Fuck off at cunt

[Posyy !8/vPoSyyb6 No.5021182]

Damn

[Anonymous No.5021206]

When did /ck/ turn into /r9k/?

[Anonymous No.5021209]

>>5021124
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

[Anonymous No.5021224]

Oh dang that's cute, OP. I'm kinda jelly.

[Anonymous No.5021226]

>>5021124

[Anonymous No.5021231]

i wish a reddit user would send me something nice in order to overcompensate for his unfulfilling life :(

[Anonymous No.5021237]

>>5021206

every board nowadays is just /r9k/ with a theme

[Anonymous No.5021692]

>>5020584
For a second there I thought your hand was chopped off because your sweater matches the color of your counter
Took me like five seconds to get it

[Anonymous No.5021710]

>>5021692
Thats the floor dopey.

[Anonymous No.5021813]

Nice op! If you enjoy the book you should check out the authors blog, at least her old posts. She's been having medical issues for quite some time now and so she rarely posts about food now, which is a shame.

[Anonymous No.5022092]

>>5021237
I honestly feel you've just insulted 4chan. Of all the boards, /r9k/ needs a solid purging.

[Anonymous No.5022155]

>not covering up the tracking number

[Anonymous No.5022780]

>>5020671
I'm laughing way more than I should.

[Anonymous No.5022793]

>>5021124
Where?

[Anonymous No.5022944]

>>5022793
if you look kinda cross eyed, her sweater is the same color as the carpet, somewhat making it look like a loose arm

[Anonymous No.5022964]

>>5020584
>>5021178
Come on, we all know OP is a fat neckbeard that paints his nails.

[Anonymous No.5022966]

What could be in the box?

[Anonymous No.5022987]

>>5020962
>Implying some faggot like you from da 4chanzzzz is better.

[Anonymous No.5023003]

>>5020954
Feeling lonely?

I thought the people who freaked out at the mention of women or significant others were bad. This is a new level - people who get upset at the mention of friendship, good will, or positive emotions/experiences.

[Anonymous No.5023005]

>>5022966
>Sewing material

[Anonymous No.5023146]

>>5022966
Fein Pickeled Dicks?

[Anonymous No.5023168]

>>5022966
at first I thought that said
>the house of fine feels Ltd.

[Anonymous No.5023772]

Food maybe?

[Anonymous No.5023812]

I appreciate that OP keeps posting pictures despite fucklords like >>5020954 >>5020962

Jesus titty fuckin Christ, some people

[Anonymous No.5023818]

>>5023812
Suck it, fatty.

[Anonymous No.5023825]

>>5021206
>tfw grills only like bad boys cooking
>tfw i cooked for a girl and she wouldnt sleep with me
>tfw no gf to cook with

[Anonymous No.5023883]

I was wondering why OP was getting shit on so much, but then I found out OP was a female. Maybe next time, grill.

[Anonymous No.5023889]

>>5020964
>getting this irrationally angry because you finally have a chance to talk so some cunt.

It's you faggots always sperging out about m-muh gender what always end up giving them attention. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.5023983]

>>5020964
>jesus christ do you really need the attention that badly?

OP mentioned Reddit. Their userbase CRAVES attention.

[Anonymous No.5024021]

>>5020584
Why the fuck do you hold your arm in such a weird way? Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.5024026]

>>5024021
>left hand covering address so no one creeps
>right hand holding the photo
op is a fat sack but I can sort of see the logic behind the pose almost

[Anonymous No.5024033]

hope you like cooking!

>hope you'reva weeaboo faggot

[Anonymous No.5024037]

>>5020584
how that "santa" got your mailing address to send you that package? huh?

[Anonymous No.5024038]

>>5024021
She's trying to angle it in a way that doesn't make her look like a fat fucking tub of shit, but completely fails because it still looks like a hogs foot.

[Anonymous No.5024107]

>>5024037
Do...do you understand how Secret Santa works?

Also, go back to Reddit, shitcunt OP.

[Anonymous No.5024187]

>2013
>still being poor

[Anonymous No.5024196]

>>5020584
Yay. You're female. And fat.

[Anonymous No.5024199]

>>5020671
fucking LOL'D

[Anonymous No.5024224]

Every hand posted ITT has been larger than my foot

[Anonymous No.5024228]

>>5021072
her beta orbiter weeabo bf sent it and hes probably masturbating to the thought of her eating food with the chopsticks

[Anonymous No.5024235]

>>5020954
>I hope you get raped and killed in a home invasion
>implying even the most desperate weeaboo 4chan kiddie would hit that

[Anonymous No.5024236]

>>5020988
>OP was covering the address to keep weirdos like you from stalking her.

Unlike every male who just blurs it out in ms paint, right? ;)

[Anonymous No.5024246]

>>5023825
>mfw attending my town's annual bake off
>try my hardest, scouring the net for the best recipes and tricks, putting my heart into every little detail of my cake
>mfw day of the bake off
>chad thunderpasta takes home every medal
>that feel when you'll never be that naturally talented at cooking

I might as well kill myself

[Anonymous No.5024247]

>>5024236

The ability to use tools and use them to solve problems in a straightforward pragmatic fashion is a uniquely male trait. Females do not analyze scenarios in the same way. They see a variety of possible social advantages that they can gain by behaving in variously manipulative ways.

This is why the female must not be trusted. Saudi Arabia has the right idea, keep them locked up indoors and don't, under any circumstances, allow them to drive cars. Women drivers are the worst.

>but he just came out of nowhere!

bullshit

[Anonymous No.5024249]

>>5020584

> i like cooking

you like eating you fat slob, do not confuse those

[Anonymous No.5024253]

>>5024187

> white sturgeon
> not for the poor

pick one

[Anonymous No.5024403]

>>5020941
/k/ runs a great Se/k/ret Santa program, but they are one of the most bro boards.

[Borneo No.5024426]

>>5020941
I semi-regularly exchange snacks with a girl I met on /ck/. It's fun, I find /ck/ goers to be more stable than most other boards.

[Anonymous No.5024440]

>>5024426
I'm probably one of /ck's/ oldestfags and I'd make a dress out of your skin in a new york second.

[Anonymous No.5024453]

>>5024440

[Anonymous No.5024498]

>>5023772

Another chubby hand

[Anonymous No.5024502]

>>5020954
pls go