/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5013748]

Best fastfood breakfast in clapistan?

[Anonymous No.5013752]

The home cooked kind.

[Anonymous No.5013753]

I can't wait to return soon so I can have one of these

[Anonymous No.5013754]

>>5013752
fastfood you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.5013758]

the king of breakfast.

[Anonymous No.5013759]

>>5013758
What the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.5013760]

A&W bacon n' egger

[Anonymous No.5013763]

>/ck/ wakes up early enough for breakfast

[Anonymous No.5013766]

>>5013759

[Anonymous No.5013767]

>>5013766
>eating a bun for breakfast

[Anonymous No.5013773]

TB is the only place for breakfast...this with a tall glass of Dew A.M..

[Anonymous No.5013777]

McDonald's breakfast burrito. Delicious, portable and easy to eat.

BK's breakfast wraps were amazing, but those fuckers took them off the menu I hate them so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.5013778]

It doesn't get much better than this.

[Anonymous No.5013780]

>>5013767

Dis sammich is too manly for some pussy ass stuffin' muffin or jizquet, it needs a full size MAN bun to contain all this masculinity.

[Anonymous No.5014232]

>>5013778
>omelette with burger and bun

absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.5014246]

If I have to get a fast food breakfast, Carl's Jr. bacon-bacon biscuit is my go to. Tastes good, biscuits are always soft and fresh, and cheap. I used to love Egg McMuffins, but anything from McDonalds makes me feel like shit for hours after eating it. I make them at home, myself, though, fairly often for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.5014273]

>not going to a cafe and getting a Breakfast Butty

Reassess your lives

[Anonymous No.5014641]

>>5014273

What the fuck is a butty?

[Anonymous No.5016124]

Best US fast food breakfast belongs to Jack in the Box. Either the Breakfast Jack combo or that sausage on a croissant with the tangy white sauce (not mayo but idk what it is, >inb4 semen). That was really good but I don't know if they still have it.

Also the hotcakes and sausage at McD's is pretty good but they're so stingy with their sausages you have to ask for extra, and it kind of gets embarrassing to have to keep doing that when you want 4-5 sausages.

[Anonymous No.5016130]

Fuck fast food. If you want a good breakfast, go to a family-owned diner with a flat-iron grill / griddle. Get anything you want, it's guaranteed to be delicious.

[Anonymous No.5016515]

>>5016124

>when you want 4-5 sausages

How much do you weigh, porker?

[Anonymous No.5016534]

>>5016515

You ever seen a McD's breakfast sausage? They're the size of a child's pinky finger.

then again, you're probably right McD's for breakfast is probably a pretty good indicator of a fatty.

[Anonymous No.5016542]

>>5014641

It's buttered bread with something inbetween.
I didn't know what it was when I first went to Great England. Work colleagues told and taught me. Crisp butties and chips butties are so danged fantastic, it's insane. Especially crisp butties
>two thick slices of white bread
>butter both
>crumble a small pack of Walkers/Lays Salt & Vinegar and one of Prawn Cocktail over one slice
>put other slice on top
>push down for nice crumbling sound
>cut in half
>enjoy

[Anonymous No.5016649]

>>5016542

Look kids! It's white trash!

[Anonymous No.5016654]

Chicago´s deep pizza

[Anonymous No.5016659]

>>5016649

Man, it's tasty dude. Try it out!

[Anonymous No.5016716]

>fastfood
>for breakfast
Only in amerilard land

[Anonymous No.5016722]

>>5016716
>not living in a country where you can order and get food, even breakfast, without even having to get out of your car

[Anonymous No.5016729]

>>5016716
>never been on a road trip

[Anonymous No.5016737]

>>5016729
I have, we just bought ingredients for sandwiches at a grocery store, and made them on a portable table. Hell, sometimes we even made eggs and bacon on a portable stove.

Fastfood for breakfast? Absolutely disgusting
Lunch and dinner? Sure.

[Anonymous No.5016741]

>>5016729
>implying cars have been invented in eurotrashland

[Anonymous No.5016742]

>>5016729
Europe is as a continent is nearly the same size as the US as a country.

And even if he's from somewhere else, we have that wonderful interstate system for transporting massive amounts of goods, if not just raw material.

So yeah, he's probably never been on a road trip. Somehow people completely forget that America is a unique place with a unique culture. Sure, alot of it is a dangerous monoculture that holds a massive population and landmass; but it has a lot of upsides and own unique charm.

[Anonymous No.5016743]

>>5016729
This, I have awesome memories of my childhood getting mcdonalds for breakfast at 5 am.

[Anonymous No.5016752]

>>5016737
>portable table
>portable stove
>>5016743
I do, but with burger king instead.
However, as I got older I couldn't stomach it and if I ate a egg n'cheese I'd almost always vomit if in a car.

[Anonymous No.5016753]

>>5016742
Sometimes I forget how big we are.

[Anonymous No.5016765]

>>5016742
>dangerous monoculture
Got that right.

>unique charm
Maybe in a restaurant, but not where it counts.
People across the country can indeed be very civil inside certain situations, like a restaurant. However...

>be me
>would love to ride bicycle across the country
>50 out of 50 states have a vocal minority of violent rednecks in massive pickup trucks
>will literally murder bicyclists with their trucks for fun
>nation of ignorant, close-minded rednecks
>completely abrasive to people who speak differently, e.g. call you a fag and threaten you if you use proper grammar
>In many states, must speak like an ignoramus to be treated like a fellow human being

Fuck the monoculture. Borat was a brilliant film.

[Anonymous No.5016777]

>>5016765
I've been in quite a few southern states, never had issues in like that (wasn't biking though). Also had a friend cross country iirc. It's no big deal. Same thing as anywhere, don't bug them and they'll usually leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.5016781]

>>5016765
Actually, by unique charm I was thinking about our small towns, forests, lakes, rivers, mountains, and even sand dunes; as well as the fact that you can find anything you could ever want if you look hard enough.

I've lived in 6 states and I'm in Minnesota now because it's cold, courteous, and has all the strange food and alcohol I could ever want. Hunting and fishing is as simple as going out and buying a longarm or rod and an appropriate permit at the same shop and heading out the same day. And bicycling is extremely popular here, you should join us.

Cities are the cancer killing America, not rednecks. At least the rednecks keep to themselves. *insert incest joke*

[Anonymous No.5016786]

>>5016765
>being a professional victim
Nice nigger attitude. It's not a surprise to me people don't like you.

[Anonymous No.5016790]

>>5016781
>Cities are the cancer killing America, not rednecks.
yep

[Anonymous No.5016812]

>>5016765
Bike fags are the worst sometimes I wish I could hit them just to see their skeleton bodies in stupid skin tight spandex ecowear fly and get wrapped around their bike in a mass of yuppie gore.

[Anonymous No.5016817]

>>5016812
Agreed. If that makes me an ignant redneck, so be it.

[Anonymous No.5016828]

>>5016812

yea I'm a pretty liberal person, but I'm glad biking is dying out in america, and would do anything possible to hasten its demise

[Anonymous No.5016834]

>>5013766
That looks fucking horrifying. To people really eat that shit in the morning? Is that breakfast?

0/10 for breakfast
2/10 for post Saturday night REALLY drunk food.

[Anonymous No.5017281]

>>5016812

I would be okay with cyclists if they stayed out of the goddamn road. Most cities I've been to its illegal to bike on the sidewalk and they have to be on the road, and that shit is fucking backwards.
Stick the bikefags on the sidewalk, and make them be careful by making them liable for any pedestrian they hit and injury.

What pisses me off the most about cyclists being on the road is they aren't even holden to traffic laws, but everybody else is responsible for not hitting their dumb asses.
So I can t-bone a bike that ran a stop sign and its somehow my fault? And they fucking know its always going to be my fault and bike recklessly because they don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.5017288]

>>5016790
If by cities you mean inner city groids, then yes. I live in a big city and love it here.

[Anonymous No.5017294]

>>5017281

Technically, cyclists are required to obey the exact same laws that cars and motorcycles are. The problem is that :
A) Many cyclists ignore them, and blow through lights/signs, fail to signal, etc, and otherwise act dangerously
and
B) At least in my area, the police don't seem to bother enforcing traffic laws for cyclists.

[Anonymous No.5017295]

>>5017281
Fucking this. I like to bike every now and then but I stay on sidewalks and quiet side streets. I go into full rage when its rush hour and I see some faggot cyclest is the one holding up all the traffic because they insist on riding down a very busy boulevard. Keep that shit off the roads. They could easily get on the sidewalk or go one street over and be on a lower traffic side street.

[Anonymous No.5017306]

>>5017295
at least ride on the side of the road where people can safely go around you

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.5017314]

>>5013766
I don't think this is on the menu anymore but was my favorite breakfast to get from BK with 2 orders of hash browns and OJ

[Anonymous No.5017329]

tim hortons bacon breakfast wrap, with trader joe's habanero hot sauce

problem is that employees at all tim hortons near me have become retarded and it takes 25 minutes to get a breakfast wrap

[Pastry No.5017415]

>>5014232
>doesn't realize thats a pancake with syrup infused and not a bun

[Anonymous No.5017422]

>>5017314

Do you ever do anything other than talk about fast food and criticize other peoples food on this board trippy?

[Anonymous No.5017436]

>>5017422
He has cool bird and shops trader joe's. Is an alright guy.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.5017439]

>>5017422
I do plenty of good things here