kings kitchen

[BAR B Q KING No.5004741]

Post your kitchen.oh yeah I live in a ghetto that's what they all say

[Anonymous No.5004754]

>>5004741

Looks nice to me, but is that an electric range? And lose the microwave. I hate microwaves.

Nice faucet, nice fridge...

[Anonymous No.5004759]

Why is your fridge so big and your kitchen so small ?
Just being curious.

[Anonymous No.5004793]

>knifeblock pls go

[Anonymous No.5004797]

>>5004741
Your kitchen is how I would imagine a shitty Indiana kitchen to look like.

[Anonymous No.5004799]

I imagine a few people sitting down for a meal in that kitchen but all at different tables with their back to each other.

[Anonymous No.5004802]

>>5004797
complete with redundant breakfast bar island thing for good measure

[Anonymous No.5004939]

>>5004741
OPs kitchen is fine. Always wanted to buy fridge like this but it is hard to get on in Russia, damnit.

Picrelated is mine.

[Anonymous No.5005003]

Here's mine

[Anonymous No.5005011]

>still living with your parents

Sure is underage b& in here.

[Anonymous No.5005038]

>>5005003
Didn't know Bill Gates browsed /ck/

[Anonymous No.5005047]

>>5005003
>fancy ass shit utilities
>ugly as fuck breakfast bar
>tastelesslyriche/10

[Anonymous No.5005106]

Can anyone open one of these fridges and show what inside looks like?

[Anonymous No.5005108]

>please, help me

[Anonymous No.5005161]

>>5005047
>fancy ass shit utilities

What the fuck does this even mean? Do you mean appliances?

>ugly as fuck breakfast bar

It's not what I would have chosen either, but it's useful prep space.

[Anonymous No.5005169]

>>5005108
Sit on the floor and sob

[Anonymous No.5005836]

>>5005108

[Anonymous No.5006045]

Shitty galley kitchen in shared house. The place was filthy last night (after other housemates) so I got started cleaning. Gave up after two hours and am back at it today.

There was a microwave, but it broke somehow
>"anon, you need to give us £40 toward a new microwave"
>'no I fucking don't, I never used it'
>"but its a shared house and so we all share the cost"
>mfw I know full well it was a cheapy Tesco microwave that only cost about £30 in the first place
>mfw no face

Oh well, from Wednesday I'll be back home for Christmas with a much nicer kitchen. If the thread is still up I'll take a pic.

[Anonymous No.5006055]

>>5005038
>Looks at average upper-middle class kitchen
>Equates with Bill Gates

You must be poor as shit son.

[Anonymous No.5006058]

>>5004797
pretty much this

[Anonymous No.5006063]

>>5004754
Why do you hate microwaves?

[Anonymous No.5006067]

I like my things being clean.

[Anonymous No.5006092]

[Anonymous No.5006104]

>>5005011
rich white privilege detected, fucking check it

[Anonymous No.5006145]

>>5004741
>ghetto

No you live in white-trashville. Big difference fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.5006148]

>>5006067
Do those heating table thing work well?

[Anonymous No.5006167]

>>5006148

Why shouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.5006173]

>>5006167
I'm just unfamiliar with them, thus asking. I'm used to the old-style electric stove tops with the coils... but do hope, one day, to have money to redo/update the kitchen. So I was curious.

[Anonymous No.5007085]

Tiny but I love it.

[Anonymous No.5007090]

>>5007085
I like the shelving unit on the wall.

[Anonymous No.5007145]

The fridge and other shit are to the left. Have some venison thawing, the fire feels nice with this cold front we're having.

[Anonymous No.5007248]

>>5007145
I'm kinda jelly of this kitchen. Except for the animal heads. Those are icky.

[Anonymous No.5007266]

>>5007248
>Except for the animal heads. Those are icky.

They're perfectly sanitary, unless you're against killing animals I guess, in which case the venison should be as offensive. There's a portrait of one of the two doges on another wall to balance it out.

[Anonymous No.5007273]

>>5007266
It just bothers me having the heads up there as trophies. I'm fine with eating animals for sustenance.

[Anonymous No.5007274]

>>5007145
That kitchen looks comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.5007288]

>>5007273
>It just bothers me having the heads up there as trophies

Eh, trophies isn't really the right word, it's more of an appreciation of the beauty of the creature.

>eating animals for sustenance.

In truth, what's worse, buying a cheap as shit burger from McD's or elsewhere that contributes to the destruction of the South American rainforest, or paying tons of money to manage wildlife? I hope you didn't get upset at that lady who shot that lion a couple weeks ago, the anger is really misplaced.

[Anonymous No.5007296]

>>5007145
>fireplace
>table right in the middle of the kitchen

God this is awesome. Mind if I ask where you are?

[Anonymous No.5007328]

>>5007296

SC, USA. The table is admittedly a tad too large but it has no chance of being lit by the fire.

[Anonymous No.5007343]

>>5007328
I wonder how long they had to beat that elephant to make it behave like that

[Anonymous No.5007360]

>>5007343

Not sure, are you familiar with elephant handling?

[Anonymous No.5007366]

>>5007288
>Eh, trophies isn't really the right word, it's more of an appreciation of the beauty of the creature.
No, it's a trophy. If you appreciated the beauty of the creature you would have a picture of it you took.

I hunt and wouldn't delude myself into thinking keeping a part of the animal, be it antlers or feathers or the head, is anything but a trophy.

[Anonymous No.5007371]

>>5007145
9/10
>would eat hot venison stew at that table on a cold winter's night with the fire roaring

[Anonymous No.5007372]

>>5005108
Why would you put the kitchen in a closet

[Anonymous No.5007377]

>>5007343
I would say a week or two for the baby. An older elephant would be half past caring and stomp the shit out of the handler.
>>5007145
I love this with my very being.
>>5007085
This looks like mine.

[Anonymous No.5007381]

>>5007366
>I hunt and wouldn't delude myself into thinking keeping a part of the animal, be it antlers or feathers or the head, is anything but a trophy.

So eating the meat you keep after the kill is a trophy? Anyway, this is my last response as it is off-topic and will shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.5007556]

>>5007360
Yes I am. My parents worked in management of a large circus when I was a child and I saw a lot of the back of the house training they like to keep private. Elephants get it particularly hard.

[Anonymous No.5007587]

>>5007381
>eating meat = having a stuffed and preserved head in your home

Great comparison.

[Anonymous No.5007781]

>>5007145
nice except the deer heads
tasteless/10

[Anonymous No.5007792]

>>5007145
Very upperclass white trash, you and OP would have much to grunt about over a case of Milwaukees Best..

[Anonymous No.5007824]

>>5007781
Is that really deer?

[Anonymous No.5007839]

>>5004741
Seriously needs remodeling. Looks pretty late 80s/early 90s.

[Anonymous No.5007843]

>>5007824
No, it's antelope.

[Anonymous No.5007855]

>>5007145

ur rents have a nice kitchen

[Anonymous No.5007859]

>>5004939
Who likes butterflies?

[Anonymous No.5008061]

>>5004939
Yikes those decorations...

[Anonymous No.5008222]

>>5007145
that sink seems like its in a shitty place

[Anonymous No.5008276]

>>5004741
Hardly any counter space for substantial prep.

[Anonymous No.5008303]

>>5007855

I haven't lived with my parents for 7 years, in fact they don't even live in the country anymore.

[Anonymous No.5008321]

>>5005038
>bill gates
>owning an LG refrig

Top kek. He would at the VERY LEAST own all Viking equipment. LG is like the common mans attempt to look high class

[Anonymous No.5008344]

>>5008321
Eh depends on which line. If I could custom-create my own kitchen (I literally told my parents what to do when I was 15 though because I had been working in a cooking school) I would just have a commercial kitchen at home, nothing fantastic looking, just practical and some nice high BTU burners and I miss those convection ovens from the cooking school that made shit fast!

[Anonymous No.5008631]

>>5004741
Do you happen to live in Saratoga?

[Anonymous No.5008894]

>>5006058
I'm taking a stab in the dark...

Louisiana?

[Anonymous No.5008903]

>>5008894
Evansville, Indiana

[Anonymous No.5008916]

>>5007556
Are you in favor of animal protesters at circuses knowing how the elephants are treated? I only ask because there was a circus in town this summer. I walked by and took some pictures of the animals that were being fed and washed. A block away there were protesters out with signs showing the abuse they endure.

I personally do not like circuses but I enjoy zoos. A friend of mine said that was hypocritical since all the animals are in captivity.

[Anonymous No.5008919]

>>5008631
I was gonna say, that kitchen is very Florida condo as fuck.

[Anonymous No.5008959]

>>5008916
Well, a lot of zoos put on shows too. It really depends on the way the animals are treated. Circuses are perfectly capable of looking after animals and it should be required. Transportation of the animals seems problematic but I'm sure there is a fine way to do it.

[Anonymous No.5009041]

>>5008276
How's that kitchenaid stand mixer? I want one for the holidays. ;__;

[Anonymous No.5009077]

>>5008916
>>5008916
It's not the captivity that bothers me so much as the hits across the face and genital areas with the bullhook, which were some powerful memories as a child. I haven't been to a circus since my parents left their jobs.
If a zoo provides the highest standard enclosure, good quality food, and meaningful enrichment to the animals then I have no problem. Zoos give "up close" views and access to animals that many people would never be able to see in the wild, and that helps to spread the desire to help conserve and protect those species.

>tl;dr: If you make them dance and perform unnatural behaviors I dislike it. If you let them behave like animals and take care of them so people can appreciate them and maybe help save a wild brother or two, then I support it.

>polite sage for offtopic

[Anonymous No.5009084]

[Anonymous No.5009088]

>>5006104
>not living with parents
>rich white privilege
Lazy nigger.

[Anonymous No.5009090]

>>5009084

10/10 would smoke meth in

[Anonymous No.5009092]

>>5009084
>life hard in forbidden zone
>wild dog getting more angry now, is more hungry
>at least there still is vodka and ration can
>that feel when blowout soon

[Anonymous No.5009097]

>>5009084
Is dat some shrimp cocktail on the counter?

[Anonymous No.5009223]

>>5009090
lol, that was when i lived across the street, over here we just smoked weed n drank coors

[Anonymous No.5009226]

>>5009092

[Anonymous No.5009230]

[Anonymous No.5009239]

>>5009084
oh man, do you have the rest of the pics from that set?
Fucking White Trash, man.

[saged No.5009243]

>>5007781
>>5007792

Grow a fucking pair you redditors

[Anonymous No.5009247]

>>5009239

that word doesn't mean what you think it means

[Anonymous No.5009262]

[Anonymous No.5009268]

my current kitchen is almost as bad, pics inc

[Anonymous No.5009271]

[Anonymous No.5009273]

nvm, no it's not

[Anonymous No.5009276]

>>5009268
crutchbroom?

[Anonymous No.5009278]

my old battlestation

[Anonymous No.5009317]

i live in a small apartment that i share with a nasty nasty motherfucker. He washes his pot only once a week. His room smells of sweat, since he never opens the window. He used to splash all over the floor when urinating. I think he didn't really realize he does that, but when i told him, he more or less stopped doing it. He was shocked when he saw me washing toilet. I live with him over a year and he has never really helped with cleaning up. The kitchen is a total mess. Once he took out 5 big trash bags. All where his own. He does not throw trash in the same bag as me, so he does not have to take it, once it is full. He just compresses the stuff as much as he can. I deal with all that shit because the apartment is provided for free by company i work and the company also pays absolutely all the bills. So i save tons of money. In a year or 2 i hope i will have enough money to buy my own place. That will be the best day in my life.

[Anonymous No.5009358]

>>5009262
masaokis?

[Anonymous No.5009372]

>>5004939
In russia there is no need for fridge.

[Anonymous No.5009385]

>>5009278
how do you fap without people looking in the window? i hope that isn't ground floor.

[Anonymous No.5009396]

I wish I had a picture of my old kitchen to post, it was a fucking PIT. We lived in an old house that was built in the 1920s, (of course it was a rental), and our landlord was a goddamn slumlord and wouldn't replace broken appliances, so we had to buy our own. Our stove and was from the thrift store (and was missing all the temp readings, so I always had to guess what the temp was), our sink was reclaimed from a building site, and we had to spray paint and shellac our counter tops because they were so disgusting (that was the cheapest option). The only nice appliance we had was our fridge, which we bought new with our tax return, and it was glorious. I loved that fridge. We sold it, though, when we moved across the country. Now we live in a nice condo with a great kitchen with granite counters, stainless appliances, and built ins, so I don't have anything to complain about, lol. It was like heaven when we moved in here, I felt like I was wallowing in luxury while I cooked.

[Anonymous No.5009797]

>>5009385
close the curtains, wifi seems to pass throuh them fine

[Anonymous No.5009853]

A bit messy. Just moved in 3 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.5009870]

>>5009853
>a bit messy

my house is a pig sty, you're shit is clean

[Anonymous No.5009899]

>>5009870
>you're shit
this is why grammar matters

[Anonymous No.5009929]

>>5009899
Maybe it was an auto-complete error. Windows Phone tends to butcher You/Your/You're, and my Blackberry shits on There/their/They're.

[Anonymous No.5010012]

1/3

>Soon

[Anonymous No.5010019]

2/3

[Anonymous No.5010028]

3/3

[Anonymous No.5010048]

>>5010028
I dislike undermount sinks, stuff gets caught in that little crease.
Gorgeous kitchen for the rest of it though.

[Anonymous No.5010090]

>>5010012
>>5010019
>>5010028
jelly
as nice as it would be to be able to gaze out the window while doing dishes, I wouldn't think a window would make a good back splash, though
also, so much money and no gas range /cry

[Anonymous No.5010102]

>>5010012

Your parents have bretty nice kitchen there

[Anonymous No.5010121]

>>5010048
Interesting, we have the overmount sink right now and I can't stand trying to wipe stuff into the sink. It is always getting stuck on that stupid lip. There is a silicone seal around the whole undermount sink, so you can just wipe away anything that rests there. The silicone the chance anything from getting permanently squished between the sink and counter top.

>>5010090
They are so hard to clean though!? I guess OCD wins out today.

[Anonymous No.5010136]

my kitchen has too many weird corners.

[Anonymous No.5010158]

>>5010136
Sexy kitchen.
>would film a porno in it/10

[Anonymous No.5010730]

>>5009097
fun fact: it's actually a bunch of shrimps (that were affected by a nuclear explosion) drinking from a fountain of cow blood that he has to refill each night or risk having them eat him while he slumbers.

[Anonymous No.5010738]

>>5009041
I have my own hand mixer, this is a rental home and its not mine. Never used it before because I'm afraid I have to pay for it if I ruin it...

[Anonymous No.5012463]

>>5010738
Yes, I find your hand is the best at whisking and... beating things.

[Anonymous No.5012653]

>>5007145
I want to drink whiskey in this kitchen