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What's your favorite thing to put in oysters?

Me, I like a good shot of Tabasco.

>> No.4999449

lime, salt, cholula

mexican style

>> No.4999494

>>4999449

>faggot style

>> No.4999508

nothing, shuck it and suck it.
just like my cock.

suck my cock op

>> No.4999512

chocolate syrup

don't judge me

>> No.4999513

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2471797/Is-worlds-biggest-oyster.html

>and Weeseri - is that some kinda japanese stuff CAPTCHA?

>> No.4999521

I've watched too many videos of parasites crawling out of oyster shells. Never touching them raw.

>> No.4999550
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Could never eat those. Even cooked.

There's something too "biological" about them.

>> No.4999564

>mignonette master race reporting in
Also with a dash of lemon.

This: >>4999449 has grown on me also. That hot sauce is great.

>> No.4999574

>>4999550
I just eat them for the sheer fact they remind me of pussy,.

>> No.4999582

>>4999513
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2471797/Is-worlds-biggest-oyster.html
>"weighs more than TWO bags of sugar"

wow great measuring system ukfags. I compare everything to how much bags of sugar weigh

>> No.4999592

>>4999574
You don't literally "eat" pussy though dude.

That being said, I hear oysters make men super virile. Fuck all that though, I'll stick with my garlic.

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>>4999582
>Find a rock in the water
>see it has a slit
>shuck it open
>eat the snot on the inside of said rock

I wonder who the first asshole in the world was to do this?

>> No.4999601

>>4999432
little bit of horseradish. i hope you are talking about them raw

>> No.4999605

I've never tried mignonette, but I've had them raw with lemon.
So good.
Fried is solid as fuark too.
Never had them roasted, looking forward to that or more raw ones soon.
The lemon seems to firm the oyster a bit before eating.

>> No.4999615

All I need is a squeeze of lemon and I'm good to go. My birthday is in two weeks, and I'm already planning on eating nothing but raw oysters for my birthday dinner. Like, three dozen. And champagne. Lots of champagne.

>> No.4999619

>>4999605
NEVER TRIED MIGNONETTE? What kind of Plebeian culture did you grow up with? Go get some shallots, Kanye!

>> No.4999647

>>4999597
someone who was really really hungry.

>> No.4999844

>>4999592
>literally don't
Speak for yourself pleb

>> No.4999868

Raw in a shot of bloody mary, if you dont like chewing you can shoot the whole thing

>> No.4999872

>>4999868
Oyster shooters are amazing

>> No.4999878

>>4999872
I never liked bloody marys but with an oyster in , my balls literally tingled with that shit

>> No.4999880

>>4999432
I don't eat oysters because disgusting, if I had to eat one though I'd use some good ol Tabasco. Fuck Tabasco hating /ck/, its a God-Tier sauce. Enjoy your sickeningly sweet and shitty pepper ketchup rooster sauce.

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>>4999597
"He was a bold man that first eat an oyster." - Jonathan Swift

>> No.4999890

oysters look like solidified semen

>> No.4999936

can you eat these things live?

>> No.4999938

>>4999432
Tempura batter and fry.

>> No.5000001

>>4999936
Are you serious?

>> No.5000445

>>4999936
They're alive until you shuck them.

Please don't try to swallow a whole oyster in its shell.

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Goddamnit these threads get me all pumped up every time. Now I'm gonna have to hit the oyster bar after work tomorrow.

To answer OP question depending on the type of oyster or my mood either a dash of tabasco (no other sauce permitted, even far superior ones)
or
cocktail sauce with fresh horseradish to taste and tabasco with lemon.

i'm gonna hit the bar, see if some friends will join me, thinking of trying the oysters rocafeller which I have never had and maybe the escargo.
I'm weary trying the escargo, its very uncommon around here and likely not fresh.