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food gore Anonymous Wed Dec 4 15:37:16 2013 No.4996076 [DELETED]

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sorry to be a pest, can someone please post those fake food ads or maybe some food gore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 15:58:16 2013 No.4996136 File: 677 KB, 1200x1467, 1385519461059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:00:34 2013 No.4996144 File: 1.45 MB, 1200x1467, 1385520945142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:01:32 2013 No.4996149 File: 483 KB, 1200x1467, 1385521285339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:02:32 2013 No.4996155 File: 497 KB, 1200x1467, 1385521391073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:10:32 2013 No.4996193 >>4996136 >>4996144 >>4996149 >>4996155 No matter how many times I see these, I still shit myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:59:33 2013 No.4996395 >>4996136 >>4996144 >>4996149 >>4996155 these cant fucking be real

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:01:32 2013 No.4996406 File: 199 KB, 750x1053, 20 second recipes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996395 >someone please post those fake food ads Why the fuck would they be real

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:24:06 2013 No.4996528 >>4996076 Looked like a Martian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:32:06 2013 No.4996581 >>4996155 >Pork Bro$nan$ I just can't

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:38:06 2013 No.4996611 File: 39 KB, 472x600, 1378085506525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996406 How do you know those are the ones he was talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:52:53 2013 No.4996689 >>4996406 >dinner magic >whipped cream stuffed in egg shells with sprinkles, some scattered chex and some sticks wow. and somebody published that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:54:53 2013 No.4996693 >>4996689 Unfortunately it's a hoax, but I would read the shit out of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:57:53 2013 No.4996704 >>4996155 LOL @ Dirt Rockets

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 18:32:54 2013 No.4996779 >>4996704 Best of the bunch has to be Harvest Friends >so precious

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 18:55:54 2013 No.4996838 File: 476 KB, 975x1140, 1385521213089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996155 I didn't have that one. You're missing two that are in my collection though 1/2

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 18:56:55 2013 No.4996844 File: 649 KB, 1200x1467, 1385522198753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996838 2/2

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 18:58:55 2013 No.4996848 >>4996136 >>4996144 >>4996149 >>4996155 >>4996838 >>4996844 I have absolutely no fucking clue what is funny about these things Can somebody please explain what is amusing about these pictures?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:00:54 2013 No.4996851 File: 130 KB, 486x640, 1385539216828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:00:54 2013 No.4996852 >>4996848 I don't know but they kill me every time I look at them. I can be in my worst mood and they get me loling in no time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:00:54 2013 No.4996855 >>4996848 I don't get it either. But then again, I haven't seen any real memes on 4chan since 2008. Maybe we're just getting old

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:01:54 2013 No.4996858 >>4996848 same here

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:12:55 2013 No.4996883 >>4996848 It's like some ad put out by someone who has no idea bout the language, the joke is common names are twisted into strange mockeries that are funny to some viewers.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:15:54 2013 No.4996890

>>4996883
But it's way more than that. It's like the guys from Apple Cabin haven't eaten anything in their whole life and try to advertise stuff with slogans and word pieces they've heard on tv.

Shit alone the:
IF U WANT IT?
ITS 4 SALE OK
IF U NEED 2 ASK
ASK

brilliant

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:16:54 2013 No.4996893 File: 21 KB, 500x313, Advanced_communication_for_ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996883 pretty low brow and lame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:17:54 2013 No.4996897 >>4996893 Eh to each his own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 19:37:54 2013 No.4996956 >>4996844 raisin zeta johns, not fuzzy fucking lost it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 02:22:09 2013 No.4997812 >>4996149 >LEGAL

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 02:52:42 2013 No.4997873 >>4996851 Chiquita knows shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 03:43:59 2013 No.4998004 >>4996149 Can people please start calling food these made up names. I might stop wanting to kill myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 03:58:59 2013 No.4998021 Requesting the toothpaste mints pic pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:03:16 2013 No.4998029 >>4996844 >silent party beefs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:04:16 2013 No.4998030 File: 27 KB, 500x375, 1372306697483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996149 >cinnamon johnnies That made me lol much harder than it should've

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:05:16 2013 No.4998033 File: 420 KB, 500x500, 1377011904335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:07:16 2013 No.4998037 File: 56 KB, 500x186, 1363650358757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 05:58:20 2013 No.4998185 >>4996149 >Shhh you can hear dem Fucking lost it at 5 to 6 in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 07:38:09 2013 No.4998242 File: 513 KB, 1992x1316, 1382782723592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything this guy has ever constructed in his laboratory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 08:06:09 2013 No.4998274 >>4998242 >every fucking video has a plug in the middle to buy the sauces on his website what the fuck is wrong with this guy? how does anyone watch his shit seriously?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 08:12:09 2013 No.4998288 File: 554 KB, 1200x1467, 1382400333496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996844 >>4996838 >>4996155 >>4996144 >>4996136 >no oat goblins

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 08:48:14 2013 No.4998320 File: 363 KB, 638x479, 1349395655093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996149 >Shhhh can you hear them >TUNA DO-OVERS

>>	Artistic Daze Thu Dec 5 09:08:25 2013 No.4998338 File: 96 KB, 650x434, Tomato_Aspic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 09:17:14 2013 No.4998348 File: 1.02 MB, 260x146, 2spooky4me.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4998338 >mfw my grandfather goes bananas over aspic I can't believe people voluntarily eat that shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 09:46:00 2013 No.4998389 File: 176 KB, 600x756, 1372611078395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996838 >salmon is business lamb

Anonymous Thu Dec 5 11:36:41 2013 No.4998594

>>4996848
It is surreal humor created by combining unexpected words. However, it isn't random nonsense, either. If you suspend your disbelief, you are also able to understand how the words could be used to describe the food, as if an alien was using the English language to make new logical names. In some cases emotional attributes are applied to the everyday foods ("hopefuls", "clever"), causing you to think differently about the emotional relationship between man and food. Furthermore it makes you wonder what sort of person would have created these advertisements, and it is easy to picture a jolly and gentle man of unspecific foreign nationality. When your brain makes these unexpected connections between the name and the food (and the story behind it) it rewards you with laughter for using your imagination.

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