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Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:51:10 2013 No.4994525 [DELETED]

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Why don't they just buy another ice cream machine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:53:10 2013 No.4994527 I have no idea what you are talking about, but I gather it's about a TV show. There is a containment board for this type of thread: >>>/tv/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:04:09 2013 No.4994553 File: 23 KB, 400x534, guyfieri_web.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DID SOMEBODY SAY ICECREAM AND TV!? WE'RE ON A TRIP TO FLAVORTOWN BABY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:07:09 2013 No.4994559 Chopped is better than Iron Chef. You can not deny this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:09:09 2013 No.4994567 >>4994559 Yes, but not as good as the original japanese iron chef.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:10:09 2013 No.4994573 >>4994567 I'll give you that. I hate that they don't show it in the States anymore.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:13:10 2013 No.4994579

>>4994573
Me too. Food network used to show the reruns all the time when they first started. Then everything went in the shitter when they started hiring douchenozzles like Emeril, Bobby Flay and Guy Fieri and turned it into the steaming pile of "LOLFOODREALITYTV" shit that is is today.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:15:09 2013 No.4994586

>>4994579
Flay and Guy are such major fucking tools. Flay hypes himself up so much and Guy. Well we all know what his problems. are. I actually don't have a problem with Emeril, my mom and grandma watched him a lot when I was growing up so I guess I've always had some affection for him.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:18:09 2013 No.4994594
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Don't get me wrong--I fucking love Food Network. But why the fuck does this dense motherfucker have his own shows? He's like something Gordon Ramsay wrapped his ass around and then shit out.

>>	Social Haze Wed Dec 4 00:14:59 2013 No.4994715 >>4994594 He's just really pleasant to have in the background.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 01:55:30 2013 No.4994856 Bobby Flay is a smug, arrogant cunt and I want to punch him in the face. I didn't mind Guy when he just had D^3, but now he's everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:35:22 2013 No.4994896 >>4994594 I hate this guy too, like, he just looks so stupid. He has the face of an aged dork who decided to get fit because he was sick of not getting any attention from women. The result is the goofiest looking middle aged guy in the entire world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:39:21 2013 No.4994899 Until I saw Bobby Flay, I didn't know what it meant to want to light another human being on fire and wait a full minute before extinguishing it with salt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:44:21 2013 No.4994901 >>4994573 But they do. It's on the Cooking Channel.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:13:22 2013 No.4994924

>>4994525
Er, what?

>>4994559
The hell I can't. I can deny it enough for the two of us buddy.

Although personally I think both shows are fundamentally flawed the overwrought drama in Chopped gets the cake IMO.

>>4994896
You think he got that kind of mass just by hitting the gym in his middle years?
>not knowing about his Royal Navy service

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:14:21 2013 No.4994929 >>4994924 >Royal Navy Service You mean you can get swole just by taking dicks in your ass for a few years?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:16:21 2013 No.4994934 >>4994924 No, I just said he looks like a middle age dork who decided to get ripped. He looks ridiculously stupid.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:18:55 2013 No.4994987

Why is it that so many of the chef's are arrogant bastards. To hear them tell they work 80 hours a week and still barely make ends meet.

I'll also go further and say it. At least Guy and that tool Robert Irvine go to places that serve food. Not some weird, 3 leaf salad with a raspberry vinaigrette and a sliver of cold quail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:23:55 2013 No.4994989 >>4994525 how about they get rid of the goddamn useless and unreliable ice cream machine? And 90% of the chefs who even bother with it are apparently using an ice cream machine for the first time in their life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:44:27 2013 No.4995007 >>4994989 haha seriously the first thing i would do when i know im going on the show is taking a crash course on ice cream mix

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 05:04:29 2013 No.4995019 Chopped is good fun. Maybe a little too over the top sometimes, but fun. I think Cutthroat Kitchen takes it over the line. Along with Extreme Chef. >>4994901 But it doesn't have the Backdraft soundtrack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 05:59:16 2013 No.4995046 >>4994929 >You mean you can get swole just by taking dicks in your ass for a few years? Protip: don't ever make that insinuation to someone from the Royal Navy. Not if you like eating solid food at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 06:17:16 2013 No.4995055 sorry what is chops

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 06:18:16 2013 No.4995056 >>4994896 well, he british that why

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 06:21:17 2013 No.4995057 >>4995019 cut throat kitchen sucks. way too contrived and plus I don't like Altan Braun

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