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Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:40:38 2013 No.4994491 [DELETED]

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I have a job interview tomorrow at a small local restaurant. I told her I don't have any work experience and only cook at home but she said to stop by and she'd see how things go. What type of things do you think she'd expect me to do? Any tips?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:44:38 2013 No.4994499 File: 151 KB, 817x1000, 1384173992014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4994491 >don't have any work experience >she I think you know what she's expecting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:46:37 2013 No.4994509 >>4994499 I'm a grill, she'll be expecting me to cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:47:37 2013 No.4994514 >>4994509 Or she'll be expecting you to be a cunning linguist. Probably that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:49:37 2013 No.4994519 >>4994514 >cunning linguist I hope you don't think that's clever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:50:10 2013 No.4994522 File: 80 KB, 834x834, face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4994509 Post pics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:52:09 2013 No.4994526 File: 572 KB, 1680x1261, lookatmytastymeat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4994522

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:54:09 2013 No.4994531 >>4994526 I hope you don't think that's clever.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:54:09 2013 No.4994532
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>>4994519
I thought it was exceptionally clever. But then I also think other wordplay that's been common since the late 90s is exceptionally clever. Sadly I'm too drunk to come up with any other representative examples.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:56:10 2013 No.4994536 >>4994532 It was a little funny but far from clever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:57:09 2013 No.4994540 >>4994514 he means she expects you to lick her genitals

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:00:10 2013 No.4994546 >>4994491 Clean dishes and chop vegetables. You´re ready to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:07:09 2013 No.4994558 File: 21 KB, 218x265, 1367379694623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4994530 My fucking sides.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:08:09 2013 No.4994565 >>4994536 I was being sarcastic, you monkey's anus. Everybody and their inbred cousin knows "cunning linguist/"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:12:09 2013 No.4994577 >>4994565 You seem very upset there, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:17:09 2013 No.4994593 Offer to eat her pussy. That's all any woman wants.

>>	Social Haze Wed Dec 4 00:15:58 2013 No.4994717 >>4994491 You should cook her some duck. Bitches love duck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:36:33 2013 No.4997352 >>4994593 I thought they all wanted money and black cock? Porn wouldn't lie to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:41:33 2013 No.4997375 dont do a thing see if you still get paid think of it as a scientific experiment on society report back

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