Going to Chipotle for the first time tomorrow, what would you recommend for a first-timer? Also, what do you think about their stance on GMOs?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:33:18 2013 No.4991998 [DELETED]

Going to Chipotle for the first time tomorrow, what would you recommend for a first-timer?

Also, what do you think about their stance on GMOs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:40:17 2013 No.4992014 My go to burrito is steak, mild salsa (the others are too liquidy) and black beans. Also I doubt Chipotle actually believes GMOs are harmful [they're not], it's far more likely they're just jumping on bandwagons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:42:17 2013 No.4992021 They still use GMO corn, they can fuck right off. My local Mexican taqueria grows their own corn with corn seeds passed down through generations of these humble brown creatures.

Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:46:17 2013 No.4992033

Went once and had a chicken burrito. Wished I had gone to Moe's instead, try something other than that.

I highly doubt they are GMO free. I'm tired of Monsanto shilling but I honestly don't care about GMO anymore, though I prefer organic foods if possible. I love my local farmer's market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:48:17 2013 No.4992034 Went there once. Spent $13 on a burrito, chips, and a drink. It was crappy. Go to a local mexican restaurant

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:49:17 2013 No.4992039 I don't believe that they would get rid of gmo's in all of their foods. It would cost way too much money out of their pockets and would substantially raise their prices of their foods...... right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:51:50 2013 No.4992040 >>4991998 Oh boy! This thread again! And the viral marketers finally got a new OP image!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:54:49 2013 No.4992051 >>4992040 >SOMEBODY TALKS ABOUT SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE, MUST BE A VIRAL MARKETER Are you honestly so much of a fucking imbecile you think they would waste time and resources advertising on a board that has a total of 13 visits per day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:56:49 2013 No.4992058 >>4992051 I should also point out I'm a marketing major, whatever credibility that gives me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 23:17:50 2013 No.4992104 >>4991998 The Dirty Sanchez with Pico de Gallo is to die for.

Anonymous Mon Dec 2 23:20:49 2013 No.4992109

My problem Chipotle is that they use a bunch of cheap filler like rice, beans, and corn, in their burritos and charge you MORE than what the cheap beaner places charges you for an all steak/chicken burrito. You're basically paying more for filler ingredients. Now is that a bad thing? We probably do eat too much meat. I just think that a valid criticism is that Chipotle IS overpriced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 23:22:22 2013 No.4992115 >>4992051 >>4992058 >imbecile >marketing major oic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 23:31:36 2013 No.4992126 >>4992058 keep repping it's a good career

Anonymous Mon Dec 2 23:54:36 2013 No.4992155

>>4991998
Burrito bowl with chicken, brown rice, black beans, peppers and onions, mild salsa, corn, and sour cream. You can ask for extra whatever and they'll give it to you free of charge.

For your drink just tell them you want a small cup for some water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:03:36 2013 No.4992171 >>4992058 Yeah and I own a marketing firm, I have one guy who virals shit on reddit, 4chan, his facebook, and other sites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:04:36 2013 No.4992174 >>4991998 I recommend you look at the menu and decide what you want

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:06:54 2013 No.4992179 >>4992104 2/10 might have been good if you came up with a replacement for Pico de Gallo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:08:54 2013 No.4992182 >>4991998 >b-b-bait.png Seriously though, people are honestly responding to this thread? It sure tells you about who posts at this time of night...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:10:53 2013 No.4992186 >>4992182 need to loosen your fedora bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:12:53 2013 No.4992190 reported for advertising. fucking sage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:16:53 2013 No.4992202 >>4992186 >using my post to bump your own thread Ignore this crap. This thread is 0/10 shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:29:53 2013 No.4992227 >>4992190 Announcing your reports is a no-no, friend. :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:30:53 2013 No.4992228 Why are there so many Chipotle threads on /ck/? Especially Chipotle threads that endless praise their fucking products, like that god damn tofu sofritas? Every fucking day with the Chipotle threads, are they marketing here THAT hard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:33:53 2013 No.4992231 >>4991998 Save money and get a better burrito at your local taqueria. If you live in a city with an even moderate latin population one exists. It'll probably be cash only in a fairly dumpy looking building. But the food will be dirt cheap and god-tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:41:40 2013 No.4992245 >>4992231 >eating at a taqueria If only you saw what went into your food and the kitchen it was prepared in, you'd never eat at another one. I know I never will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:41:40 2013 No.4992248 >>4992014 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:46:39 2013 No.4992258 >>4992228 Yes, Chipotle, a multibillion dollar company is advertising on /ck/, a place known for its high class, employed inhabitants. What company wouldn't want greasy neckbeards who jack off to children in their establishments?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:52:39 2013 No.4992273 >>4992228 We should start using ChiPotle as code to post cp in their threads.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:52:39 2013 No.4992274

>>4992228

Yes, It takes mere pennies to hire "viral marketers" on one of the top 1000 most visited sites, that also happens to have a food and cooking board.

4chan is also full of trolls and idiots, who start treads like these just to rile shit up, or because they believe the the actual "viral marketers" were trolls in the first place, and think they are perpetuating some funny meme. (And yes, that is one way that "viral marketers" become viral marketers.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:58:39 2013 No.4992287 >>4992274 2deep4me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 01:08:39 2013 No.4992301 >>4992287 >implying it takes more than a few pennies more to do enough research for this level of damage control

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 01:18:39 2013 No.4992315 >>4992258 Viral advertising or possibly the most dedicated troll I've seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 03:51:47 2013 No.4992571 Chipotle is so fucking good. I envy you, OP.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 04:00:06 2013 No.4992586

i would recommend walking out the door, pulling your smart phone out of your pocket and getting on yelp or urban spoon and finding a real taqueria so you can get better food for less money. Of course, if you want terrible burritos made by gringos I can't stop you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 04:14:53 2013 No.4992603 File: 15 KB, 167x400, chipotle away.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4991998 Don't forget your Chipolte away for those nasty blood stains.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:04:40 2013 No.4992651 >>4991998 >le burrito >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:56:50 2013 No.4993247 >>4992651 You probably shouldn't stop advertising that site, that's where all the quality posters ended up when they realized what a shithole this board is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 17:57:22 2013 No.4993834 >>4992571 Me too, Chipotle all the way!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 18:01:21 2013 No.4993843 >>4992245 Boo hoo. I'd rather eat "garbage" cuts of meat and past their prime veggies than the over priced and bland crap Chipotle slings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 18:17:21 2013 No.4993872 >>4993843 Some of us care about what goes into our bodies. See a doctor when you finally get health insurance.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 18:31:21 2013 No.4993895

>>4993843
>I'd rather eat "garbage" cuts of meat and past their prime veggies than
lol great stuff

>>4993872
Some people don't realize diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, etc. cost a lot more than than what they are saving by pursuing shitty eating habits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 20:18:13 2013 No.4994182 >>4991998 >le burrito I laughed and called you a faggot instinctively. Fuck, the French got screwed hard by leddit and 9fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 20:42:13 2013 No.4994264 >>4992021 >>passed down through generations of these humble brown creatures. Toplel spit water on my keyboard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 20:46:13 2013 No.4994273 >>4991998 >what do you think about their stance on GMOs Pretty good marketing strategy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 20:48:13 2013 No.4994276 Does Chipotle have refried beans?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 21:45:18 2013 No.4994363 >>4994276 No, sadly. It's one aspect of Chipotle that pisses me off. That and they should have actual Mexican cheese options.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:36:26 2013 No.4994636 >>4992228 I doubt there are actual viralers (though there may be some autists that shitpost it) but chipotle is a very hipster thing and those faggots love to spam that shit to hell and back. It's sort of like /v/ and LP/lets play'ers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:37:26 2013 No.4994639 >>4994363 Why should they? They don't have any other Mexican options.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:38:26 2013 No.4994641 >>4994276 Alot of people, including chipotles consumer base, find refried beans disgusting. It's more of a Mexican Latin America thing I think. Although I'm white as fuck and love it with rice

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:48:26 2013 No.4994659
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I refuse to ever eat Chipotle again until this onslaught of viral marketing threads stops, and so should you.

It's not a boycott that causes you much trouble either, Qdoba is pretty much identical if you really want one of Chipotle's disgusting rice footballs anyway.

inb4 godawful troll reply from the fat piece of shit being paid 10 cents an hour to spam 4chan. I know you're only replying so you have an excuse to bump the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:02:57 2013 No.4994687 >>4994641 Wait, Chipotle doesn't have refried beans? Why would you want any other beans in a burrito? Refried are perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:43:31 2013 No.4994761 File: 74 KB, 1200x795, 1379270179510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >another chipotle viral marketing thread >obvious shills "lol why would chipotle viral on netbeard forum"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 01:04:30 2013 No.4994797 >>4994761 because hipsters are their target audience

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:24:21 2013 No.4994943 >>4994659 I don't think Chipotle accepts pocket lint as payment. You'll never be Chipotle's target demographic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:27:21 2013 No.4994946 >>4991998 Chipotle: Shit food, for shit people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:40:56 2013 No.4994960 >get to work >boss says I'm on that campaign today >log in, connect to internet >make tongue-in-cheek viral marketing post trying to not seem to be a viral marketing post on 4chan's /ck/ per client contract >let trolls fill out the rest of the thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:41:56 2013 No.4994961 >>4994946 >Chipotle: Shit food, to make people shit. fixed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:30:29 2013 No.4994993 File: 81 KB, 350x350, 1311610962430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think VIRAL MARKETING VIRAL MARKETING VIRAL MARKETING VIRAL MARKETING VIRAL MARKETING VIRAL MARKETING

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:50:27 2013 No.4995011 >>4991998 I recommend a veg. burrito! Brown Rice Onion and peppers Black Beans verde salsa reg. salsa with tomatoes a bit of cheese a bit of sour cream and gauc!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:38:44 2013 No.4995417 Why not just find a real Mexican restaurant? I live in a podunk town in Indiana and we even have a good Mexican restaurant. These illegals converted an old laundromat into a restaurant. The burritos are big, delicious, and cheap. Nice people too.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:40:44 2013 No.4995421

>>4994993

Really? Are you sharing this awesome thread with your buddies on social media? Did this thread rack up millions of views because people kept sharing it with their friends online? No? Then it's not viral. Regular marketing? Maybe. But it certainly isn't viral.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:42:43 2013 No.4995424

>>4995417

The food is quite different from a real Mexican restaurant, or Tex-Mex. Perhaps chipotle is "inspired by Mexican food" but it's not the same thing at all. Sometimes I want traditional Mexican. Sometimes I want Chipotle. Different things altogether.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:48:43 2013 No.4995445
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>>4995424
He's a white person who gets a kick out of interactions with brown folk who speak with accents. On a fundamental level he is deeply afraid of them and he considers this a dashing act of derring-do, perhaps a modern day version of signing up for the merchant marine to swashbuckle with pirates. He will later go on facebook to post pictures of his authentic tacos (probably the lengua because this seems to be the most exotic to him). To this type of white, for whom Chipotle just arrived and avocados are still exotic, the actual technical differences between food that isn't green bean casserole topped with french onion soup mix is irrelevant. It's for another audience, the ones back home.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:49:43 2013 No.4995446

Chipotle is truly incredible. I had it seven times in nine days when I was in the US last year. I live in South Africa and I've been petitioning to have them open a branch here because I've never tasted anything that delicious before or since.

You fucks complaining don't know how lucky you are to have an eatery like Chipotle in your lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:50:43 2013 No.4995451 I eat at Chipotle at least 5 times a week. Everything on the menu is worth trying at least once OP.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:55:44 2013 No.4995470

>>4995446
If you had gone somewhere that wasn't fast food you'd be saying the same thing. Compared to every fast food restaurant, chipotle or otherwise, even the dirtiest of greasy spoons is the nectar and ambrosia of the gods.

We're not lucky. You're just fucking retarded and ate at one of the dumbest places you could have picked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:56:43 2013 No.4995471 >>4995451 How many times a week do you have the shits and run out of money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:57:43 2013 No.4995473 >>4995451 Most things on the menu are worth at least two tries haha. I love Chipotle :p

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:59:43 2013 No.4995480 >>4995471 Never had the shits and Chipotle is very fairly priced and caters to people within most income brackets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:59:43 2013 No.4995482 >>4995473 How about you try an actual mexican restaurant. Take your :p back to facebook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:02:43 2013 No.4995490 >>4995482 He does have a point though. Chipotle is pretty damn loveable :P They recently released an incredible animation that shows how Chipotle uses only the healthiest, freshest and most delicious ingredients in the world. Yum, yum, yum!

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:02:43 2013 No.4995491

>>4995480
>Chipotle is very fairly priced
>11 fucking dollars for a burrito

Dream on cockmunch. Every single independently owned Mexican restaurant I have ever eaten at was cheaper and better.

Can you stop shitting up this board with a fucking daily thread now? I get it, it's your job, but it's so fucking annoying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:03:43 2013 No.4995495 >>4995490 No. It's really not that loveable. It's inferior food. It's overpriced shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:06:43 2013 No.4995501 >>4995491 >>4995491 But to be fair you get a whole lot of burrito for that $11 price tag. I've never left a Chipotle feeling anything but deliciously satisfied :D

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:10:43 2013 No.4995508

>>4995495
It most certainly isn't! You don't just pay for the scrumptious meal on your plate, you pay for the Chipotle experience!

Every visit to a Chipotle is like an adventure, with every detail serving to immerse you in the magic and wonder of a new world.

From the elegant, exotic choice of wrapping to the welcoming yet exhilarating decor, every aspect of the Chipotle experience is just that: an experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:10:44 2013 No.4995507 >>4995501 Then you should try spending 1/3rd as much and getting double the food literally anywhere else. :D

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:11:43 2013 No.4995509 File: 7 KB, 176x200, 1364388934306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4994641 >find refried beans disgusting wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:15:43 2013 No.4995515 >>4995509 Chipotle understands that refried beans are enjoyed by the minority and so chooses not to offer them to its customers. A wise decision and one reached through holistic market research.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 11:17:43 2013 No.4995522 >>4995515 Refried beans are fucking delicious. Fucking uncultured swines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 14:46:26 2013 No.4995952 >>4991998 Burrito

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 14:57:26 2013 No.4995979

>>4991998

I go to chipotle for their low prices and great tasting food. And it's healthy, too!

no lie tho if they delivered I would eat chipotle like 4 times a week. but I wish it were a little cheaper. 20$ for two to eat there, I could walk to the mexican restaurant by my house and each for the same price and get more food, free chips, drinks, and service. SoooOoOOOOOoo..

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:12:32 2013 No.4996199 >>4995979 >I could walk to the mexican restaurant by my house and each for the same price and get more food, free chips And if your body isn't used to eating roach shit, you also get a free side of food poisoning!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:26:32 2013 No.4996248 >>4995979 Fuck that local brown beast crap. Chipotle is so far superior to the filth those immigrant animals defecate onto a plate.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 16:32:32 2013 No.4996272

>>4996199
You mean the TexMex place that's been in business for 50 years? The one that gets voted "best of anonville" every year? The one that closes one day a week so they can clean their already immaculate restaurant?

Yeah, I'd much rather eat fast food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 17:45:07 2013 No.4996649 >>4996272 You mean the TexMex place that's been in business for 2 years? The one that gets voted "worst of anonville" every year? The one that closes one day a week so they can make their already spoiled salsa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 20:12:54 2013 No.4997046 >>4996272 >free range, antibiotic and hormone free meats and organic (soon to be GMO free) veggies is fast food You mean high scale fast casual, bro.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 20:56:33 2013 No.4997124
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>>4991998
You know for the people complaining about the GMOs present in Chipotle food. At least they are honest about and will admit it. I Remember I ask them about this 5 years ago regarding their Chips and they came out and told me the truth. That yes their products do contain GMO. Anybody willing to tell me the truth and not hide behind a veil of secrecy and send me to Monstanto paid website on why GMOs are good. Is okay in my book.

Will never know the long term impact of GMOs on Humans health is since there is no unilateral consensus on GMOs. Since one camp is bought and paid for by Monsanto and the other group is Paranoid Conspiracy theorist.

Besides 40% of cropland in the United States of America is covered with Monsanto seeds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:17:34 2013 No.4997178 >>4996649 Yeah, don't go to that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:20:44 2013 No.4997463 >>4995491 A burrito at Chipotle is $8, and why not just go to Walmart and buy the cheapest ingredients possible yourself? At least then you wouldn't have to worry about roaches in your food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:04:35 2013 No.4997666 Not wanting to make another thread, I have to ask you guys, what do you think about Freebirds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 03:31:00 2013 No.4997975 >>4997666 I like it but Chipotle has barbacoa and their restaurants don't have blaring music. You have to literally yell at the employee so they can hear you, that's fucking ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 03:56:59 2013 No.4998020 File: 369 KB, 672x376, Chipotle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread has been shat up by haters and its from yesterday anyway. Would it be acceptable to start a new Chipotle general?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:13:32 2013 No.4998045 >>4998020 no, viral marketing is never acceptable. Shill pls go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:31:32 2013 No.4998077 I had no idea they claimed to be against GMOs. They're high-tier fast food. I prefer mission burrito for a quick gutstuffing betchacan't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 16:15:38 2013 No.4999351 >>4998045 >implying you could ever afford to eat at Chipotle >implying anyone would ever want you to see you in public >implying a company would ever want 4chan creatures in their restaurants I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 16:17:37 2013 No.4999359 >>4998045 >implying you could ever afford to eat at Chipotle >implying anyone would ever want to see you in public >implying a company would ever want 4chan creatures in their restaurants I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:40:57 2013 No.4999554 File: 333 KB, 1024x682, DSC_0756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more Burritos :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:51:59 2013 No.4999578 >>4992228 Someone trolling people on this board who happen dumb enough to think that some company would employ people to post here 24/7. Simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:18:49 2013 No.4999902 File: 375 KB, 1024x683, IMG_0638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That burrito porn

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:38:49 2013 No.4999947 File: 28 KB, 640x458, 1386265190893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4999902 >>4999554 I wish they hadn't put rice in these.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:48:36 2013 No.4999963 QUESARITO

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:49:36 2013 No.4999967 File: 2.46 MB, 3552x2000, WP_20130328_012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh yeah forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:54:36 2013 No.4999977 Qdoba is far superior >dat queso

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:56:37 2013 No.4999986 >>4999967 fuck that looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:58:36 2013 No.4999989 >>4999986 R-really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 23:09:41 2013 No.5000361 >>4999989 YES. It does. I searched far and wide for a Chipotle that would make one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 23:47:49 2013 No.5000426 >>4999989 sure its messy and not a great pic, stuttering pete, but i bet it tastes marvelous

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:00:47 2013 No.5000453 File: 1.13 MB, 2869x1071, HotHead_Logo_2011_09[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have any of you tried this? I've heard good things.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:29:47 2013 No.5000518 >>4999967 >corn get that shit away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:32:47 2013 No.5000523 >>5000453 I go there time to time. They're okay. Though fuck them that they use iceberg lettuce. Gotten sick three or so times and I know its the source. It's always fucking iceberg lettuce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:36:48 2013 No.5000530 >>5000523 Well that's a shame. I'll probably just stick with Qdoba. That or just go to Piada instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:53:06 2013 No.5000565 >>5000523 No Chipotle Ive ever eaten at used iceburg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:12:49 2013 No.5000939 >>5000565 Chipotle uses romaine lettuce lettuce. So yeah, you'd never see iceberg lettuce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 17:05:55 2013 No.5002072 >>5000518 What's wrong with corn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 17:31:54 2013 No.5002121 Is your body ready?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 20:16:38 2013 No.5002536 >still eating GMOs Stay pleb plebeians.

>>	The Kind Life Fri Dec 6 21:05:38 2013 No.5002650 >>5002536 >still eating at chains that serve tortured flesh Plebest of plebs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 21:20:04 2013 No.5002675 >>5002072 starchy as fuck minimal nutritional value tastes weird sprinkled other shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 21:31:03 2013 No.5002704 >>5002650 >breathing air and thus destroying millions of microbes literally the hitler of plebs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 22:49:09 2013 No.5002900 File: 2.15 MB, 3648x2736, DSCN1743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5002704 I lol'd. Here, have a burrito bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 03:13:04 2013 No.5003315 >>5002900 Is there an option to melt the cheese? It would be better melted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 14:39:09 2013 No.5004196 >>4992021 >they still use GMO corn, they can fuck right off >proud of his local bred corn that was not picked for being stronger and heartier. you know GMO foods kinda bypass that whole selcetion of which seed is stronger than the other right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 14:42:09 2013 No.5004203 but what if i don't want to go to a place that smells of sweaty nuts and beaners, also dat hepatitis

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 19:30:17 2013 No.5004875 >>5004203 I've never even seen a Mexican in my local Chipotle. Just kidding, I live in Texas, all of the employees are Mexican. Not that that's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 20:05:21 2013 No.5004974 File: 323 KB, 1024x768, dsc00544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at that badass chicken burrito bowl. Marinated to perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 20:12:21 2013 No.5004993 >>5003315 I kept asking them that and they eventually told me that "this would be the last time their manager said they can accommodate special orders". Cold cheese sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 22:59:46 2013 No.5005351 >>5004993 That's lame as fuck. I've seen exactly one burrito bowl with melted cheese on the internet and I never think to ask them to melt the cheese so I didn't know if they'd do it or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:20:46 2013 No.5005421 First thing I ever got was the chicken with white rice and pinto beans. Also the mild salsa. Yeah it was delicious, but I usually get the hot salsa nowdays.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:40:18 2013 No.5005462 >open catalog >oh good, no chipotle sp- >this thread good job changing it up, chipotle viral marketer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:54:18 2013 No.5005498 I go for a vegetarian bowl, both beans, both rice, guac, cheese, 3 salsas. Its filling, tasty, nutritous, and easier on my stomach than getting meat. Basically a salad but so damn good.

Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:56:18 2013 No.5005508

>>5005462
Fast-casual places like Chipoltle, Noodles and Co., and Panera Bread are exploding in popularity for health-conscious consumers who are willing to pay a little more for better ingredients.

Since this board had nothing to do with cooking, and is just about food, you going to have to deal with many more of these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:03:19 2013 No.5005515 >>5005508 I think Noodles employs more illegal mexicans than the actual mexican restaurants around my area. Also, they have the absolute worst marinara sauce that I have ever tasted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:53:24 2013 No.5005636 >>5005515 We have Noodles and Co. in my city, but I've never eaten there. Am I missing out? Like, is anything worth dropping by for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:56:23 2013 No.5005645 >>5005636 If you want to pay $7 for a serving of kraft mac n cheese or school grade spaghetti, sure.

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:57:23 2013 No.5005649

>>5005508
wow...definitely not something an advertiser would say, no sir. Go away, and take your shitty gringo food with you. Literally any city of any consequence has better mexican food for less money at just about any taqueria. Deal with it, mcdonalds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 08:43:32 2013 No.5006180 >>5005508 >better ingredients >noodles Yeah, like I can't buy spaghetti for 79 cents a pound in the grocery store, boil it myself, and have a better lunch.

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 08:47:32 2013 No.5006186

>>5006180

Most offices don't have a stove and a full set of cookware in the break room, and even if they did, it would be a horrible shit fest of dirty dishes and people complaining about the smell of garlic or whatever. That is why people patronize "fast casual" types of restaurants.

Have you ever held down a job before? You know fast food isn't something you normally go out to eat unless your alternatives are constrained by schedule and location, right? It's an alternative to lunch in a brown paper sack. It's not an alternative to preparing a full meal for yourself in the comfort of your own home.

Do you... actually consider Chipotle and other fast food places to be leisure dining treat food? Fucking disgusting, kill yourself now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 09:05:32 2013 No.5006209 >>5006186 You wot m8? I'm posting from work right now, actually. Sunday evening here and I need to get some shit done. Instead, I'm explaining why Noodles & Co is a shitty waste of money to some retard on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 09:08:32 2013 No.5006213 >>5006209 I don't even know what Noodles & Co. is, but maybe the reason you work on Sundays is because you don't know how to manage your time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 15:50:23 2013 No.5006968 File: 991 KB, 490x367, tiem four fap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how the fuck did this thread survive for A WHOLE WEEK got damn!

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 17:16:22 2013 No.5007153

>>5005649
>eating at taquerias

You don't actually believe they throw away uneaten salsa, do you? That salsa you get when you first sit down that you double, even triple dipped in is placed back into the container when after your table is cleared. It's a common practice, so that, along with the other disgusting health code violations is why I'd never eat at one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 18:15:22 2013 No.5007300 File: 203 KB, 424x640, 6451108175_1b5569b164_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5006968 Because I made sure it did. She's so happy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 18:15:22 2013 No.5007301 >>5007300 Is that HoF?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 19:21:18 2013 No.5007429 File: 154 KB, 612x612, 6256912660_18ecba4f68_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5007301 No, it's some bitch I found on Flickr. For whatever reason there are tons of pics of Asian girls eating Chipotle on there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 19:42:18 2013 No.5007471 >>5007301 does anyone one still have those HoF macros about her working at city wokÉ

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:36:14 2013 No.5007816 Soo... what'd you get, OP?

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:58:13 2013 No.5007870

For those complaining about Noodles and Co., remember to only order the asian variety of stuff they have. Anything else is full retard. Its just noodles and veggies, pretty hard to fuck up. They have bottles of sriracha in the place. Not a bad lunch for $6.

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 01:21:26 2013 No.5008281

>>5007816
I got a barbacoa burrito with black beans, cilantro-line rice (light), fajita veggies, cheese, hot salsa and sour cream. It was pretty good and I enjoyed the atmosphere (there wasn't any unlike Freebirds, if I wanted to listen to blasting music I'd go to a bar). Fuck Freebirds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 03:35:03 2013 No.5008443 >>5007429 Those long, slender fingers... kinda creepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:41:53 2013 No.5009736 File: 267 KB, 1024x768, chipotle-burrito-bowl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not ordering guacamole in your burrito bowl Plebs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:48:09 2013 No.5009745 >>5009736 Hmmm, a bowl of sickly diarrhea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:51:12 2013 No.5009752 File: 14 KB, 270x270, soon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5008281 >admitting publicly that your personality is as bland as a Chipotle burrito

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:52:11 2013 No.5009756 >>5009745 How is it having the digestive system of a four year old?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:55:10 2013 No.5009764 >>5009756 How is it eating food that looks the same going in as it does coming out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:57:10 2013 No.5009771 >>5009764 It only comes out that way because you have the digestive system of a four year old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:13:56 2013 No.5009800 >>5009752 >implying anyone gives a shit what you pitiful creatures think No site that has an /a/ and /jp/ is worth acknowledging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:22:56 2013 No.5009810 >>5009771 >four year old >four year old >four year old Real creative, genius. The comment was about your digestive system and your shit taste. Stop projecting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:24:56 2013 No.5009813 >>5009800 Have fun on 9gag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:24:56 2013 No.5009814 >>5009800 Then why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:25:56 2013 No.5009817 File: 313 KB, 300x182, 1384122623138.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5009810 Hah, you shit liquid from beans and avocado.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:26:57 2013 No.5009821 >>5009817 >reduced to blatant projecting and inane insults But tell us, why do you eat bowls of diarrhea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:34:56 2013 No.5009837 >>4992586 >walking out the door >smartphone >yelp What are you talking about? >>4991998 >Le Burrito back to myspace with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 20:09:45 2013 No.5009925 >>5009736 >That'll be an extra $4

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 20:10:45 2013 No.5009927 >>5009925 Is $4 a lot to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 20:17:47 2013 No.5009948 >>5009927 wow are you one of those rich people they keep on talking about in the tv?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 21:10:35 2013 No.5010125 >>5009814 Everyone slums every once in a while, and your failures amuse me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 00:30:31 2013 No.5010684 >>5009925 Guacamole is only $2 at Chipotle, actually. I ordered it for lunch today.

>>	tigerfeather !eNA7SV90Fk Tue Dec 10 00:39:31 2013 No.5010698 >>5009736 >Allergic to avocados and tomatoes That's why. =(

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 04:07:13 2013 No.5010952 Needs more avocados.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 08:20:28 2013 No.5011122 >>5010125 >your failures amuse me Go to bed, you are drunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 08:46:44 2013 No.5011159 >>5010684 >only $2 that's still a fucking ripoff

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 08:59:44 2013 No.5011176 >>5011159 An avocado is $1 in stores. They have to make the guacamole, pay for wages, utilities, rent, etc. If $2 is too much for you then you should spend more time scrounging under your cushions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 14:55:05 2013 No.5011821 File: 1.63 MB, 295x254, ohboy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4992021

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:02:22 2013 No.5011831 File: 93 KB, 490x549, 1380700890632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4994659 >rice footballs sir my sides

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:03:22 2013 No.5011832 >>4995011 you can just fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:05:22 2013 No.5011833 >>5011176 what? Avacados are 3/buck here in SoCal

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:06:23 2013 No.5011838 File: 56 KB, 600x398, torta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4995470 You're the worst kind of cynical, angsty, mouth breather.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:08:22 2013 No.5011843 >>5011122 >implying you've ever been successful at anything other than acquiring piss bottles How wasted are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:09:22 2013 No.5011845 >>4995515 >refried beans >enjoyed by a minority >choosing not to offer them >give indescribably minute minority vegan and veggie fucks an option with black beans >still take bacon out of pinto beans scumbag chipotle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:17:22 2013 No.5011864 >>5005649 Not to get involved in your tiff, but McDonalds hasn't had anything to do with Chipotle for several years. Even then, they only invested in stock and divested quickly to make a fast buck. Strictly piggybacking, no management was going on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:30:23 2013 No.5011885 >>4992040 >>4992228 >>4994659 >>4994761 >>4998045 >>5005462 Why would Chipolte need viral marketing? Their delicious, high quality fast food sells itself! They use the best possible ingredients to deliver to the customer the best fast food experience.

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:44:39 2013 No.5011910

>>5011885
>Why would Chipolte need viral marketing?
My guess is they can't get around the fact that everyone seems to love Taco Bell. That's got to bother them. Chipolte makes a better product, a more socially conscious product, yet many customers still choose Taco Bell over them. I do, too. That's got to drive the execs at Chipotle nuts. If I were one of them I'd have the New Media Team working as hard as possible to change that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:00:39 2013 No.5011949 >>5011885 They're confusing trolling with viral marketing. Or perhaps they themselves are trolling by deliberately confusing the two. I can't even tell anymore

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:05:39 2013 No.5011966

>>5011949

This. There's nothing "viral" about any of the crap being posted on here. Trolling? Sure. Regular ol marketing? Maybe. But none of this crap is viral, unless you guys are going around sharing it with all your facebook buddies...but I don't see that happening. People need to read the F'n definition of "Viral"...

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:07:39 2013 No.5011977

>>4991998
Chipotle is a half-step above mediocre. Any local taqueria will out do it, either at or below its price point.

Heck, Izzo's (another chain) does a better job, has more options, and tastier salsa/chips.

All that said, it's not terrible. Everything is seasoned very simply (cumin fucking everywhere), so if you've got a delicate palate it's easy to find something.

It's also possible to eat relatively healthy if you avoid the obvious pitfalls - which can be good too.

I like the carnitas bowl, no rice, black and pinto beans, no cheese or sour cream, fresh tomato salsa, extra hot salsa, and lettuce.

Itshouldbenotedthatyoucanmakebettershitathome. But who has time to slow cook pork everyday?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:09:39 2013 No.5011989 brown rice pinto beans veggies chicken or steak mild salsa nothing else

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:16:55 2013 No.5012014 >>5011176 >implying you get a whole avocado's worth of guacamole >implying they pay a dollar for an avocado >implying you're not full pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:59:13 2013 No.5012132 >>5011833 So that must mean they're three for a dollar everywhere, right? Typical valley girl logic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 17:06:44 2013 No.5012141 >>5012132 Same could be said about the original post replied to.

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:51:46 2013 No.5012404

>>5012141
Guacamole is $2 because avocados tend to be pricier from state to state and they need to balance the expense. That's actually not a bad deal considering they could easily charge a dollar more and their consumer base would buy it because of the company's reputation for healthy food, and that healthy mindset is raising in popularity these days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:44:37 2013 No.5012553 File: 284 KB, 1024x768, dsc02317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you can still see the bottom of the bowl Whoever ordered this does not know how to Chipotle properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 20:39:37 2013 No.5012681 >>5011910 >Taco Bell sells $1 Tacos >Chipotle sells $7 tacos That's all the argument you need

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:06:42 2013 No.5012734 are the sofritas available on the east coast yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:24:42 2013 No.5012762 >>5012014 >implying you're not full pleb I can afford $2 for guac, evidently you can't. Who's the pleb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:25:42 2013 No.5012764 >>5011833 >what? Avacados are 3/buck here in SoCal lol I live in Canada and regularly get Californian avocados for $1-1.50 ea. >muh capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:55:42 2013 No.5012815 >>5012734 Here's a list of the states where Chipotle is currently testing the Sofritas. http://www.chipotle.com/en-us/html/sofritas.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:02:42 2013 No.5012824 >>5012762 Probably not the idiot overpaying because he can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:23:43 2013 No.5012856 >>5012824 >because he can. $2 is too much for people on /ck/? Really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:25:43 2013 No.5012858 >>5012856 when added to an already overpriced burrito that tastes like nothing, yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:31:32 2013 No.5012875 >>5012856 None of them are employed, so $12 for a burrito with guacamole is a really big deal. I even get a beer with my order, they'd have to steal change from their parents for months to cover the bill. >>5012858 >tastes like nothing Sure, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:34:32 2013 No.5012883 >>5012815 not near me :( never been to chipotle - do they have a vegan option other than sofritas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:39:32 2013 No.5012897 >>5012856 None of them are employed, so $9 for a burrito with guacamole is a really big deal. I even get a beer with my order, they'd have to steal change from their parents for months to cover the bill. >>5012858 >tastes like nothing Sure, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:51:32 2013 No.5012924 >>5012897 i've had tofu that had more flavor

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:55:33 2013 No.5012932
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ITT poor fucks being too fucking poor for a $2 scoop of guac at a shitty fast food restaurant, what in heaven's fuck, just stay home and boil your dry beans and don't contaminate the real world with your dirty poor germs

But hey at least you're not complaining about being expected to tip

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:12:32 2013 No.5012970 >>5012883 are onions and bell peppers vegan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:18:32 2013 No.5012987 >>5012897 >they'd have to steal change from their parents for months to cover the bill. This.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:10:09 2013 No.5013112

>>4991998
http://fuuka.warosu.org/ck/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=chipotle&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_res=post
this board used to be good. stop. I always sage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:13:09 2013 No.5013119 >>5013112 Announcing your reports is a no-no, anon. :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:16:08 2013 No.5013130 >>5013112 Announcing your sages is a no-no, anon. :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 03:44:48 2013 No.5013436 File: 2.14 MB, 3264x2448, feb2lunch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is how you Chipotle, plebs. Take note, you could use it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 09:30:39 2013 No.5013834 >>5012014 You do, or pretty close to it. Anytime I see them spoon that out, they don't go easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:48:01 2013 No.5014470 >>5013834 This. Just look at the pic above your post, that's a lot of guac.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:49:01 2013 No.5014472 >>4991998 their food will never be 100% non-gmo and that is why I will never eat from there again

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:43:23 2013 No.5014735 >>5014472 Hate to break it to you, but the rice, beans and ramen you survive on is GMO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:49:23 2013 No.5014759 >>5013436 >corn I want to throw up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:53:23 2013 No.5014768 >>5014759 No one taught this dramatic child to eat his corn. Poor thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:24:56 2013 No.5014816 >>4992301 mfw i read "penises"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:01:57 2013 No.5014897 File: 600 KB, 1024x765, IMG_0632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not ordering the tacos so you can get three meats

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 20:52:04 2013 No.5015194 >>5014897 Those look amazing. How awesome is Chipotle? Does it get any better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:35:52 2013 No.5015311 File: 106 KB, 655x478, chipotle-tacos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ordering crispy tacos anywhere ever Full fucking pleb.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:44:51 2013 No.5015336
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>>5015311
>not enjoying a well made crispy taco

Full fucking autistic snob. I like real tacos as much as anyone. And I'm no fan of Chipotle (never even been). I just don't understand /ck/'s hatred towards crispy American tacos. THEY ARE GOOD when they are done right. Fuck all about authenticity and what they eat in that south of the border state which you probably hate anyways. Decent food is decent food nigger, and there are some good crispy tacos out there.

How is it even that different from a chalupa, a tostada, or nachos? Its pretty much the same components in a different form.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 22:16:52 2013 No.5015429 File: 1.07 MB, 266x268, 1386420034002.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4995445

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 00:29:56 2013 No.5015668 >>5015336 That looks like taqueria food. No thanks, I'd rather not get food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 00:33:57 2013 No.5015676 >>5015311 This What the fuck is so wrong with a tostada that you have to have it shaped like a cowboy hat?

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:00:18 2013 No.5015728

>>4991998
Honestly you could make a meal out of the chips and guac. I think they are the best chips and guac I have ever had and i'm from California. You'll never have better chips with a hint of lime. Whatever you do, the chips and guac are necessary. Us old timers know this already. I just don't want you to go out there and commit some kind of grievous faux pas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:02:18 2013 No.5015735 >>4992109 Your chipotle sucks, the three in my hometown do not do this.

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:07:18 2013 No.5015746

I like Chipotle. I like their stance on using as much sustainable food as they can. It is not perfect yet but it is getting there. They hope to be completely GMO free within a couple of years. Unfortunately companies like Monsanto, Syngenta, and DuPont are doing their best to corner the market completely. We all have enough common sense to know that GMOs and the process to grow them are destroying the planet. This is why companies like Monsanto try to sneak the Monsanto protection act into the farm bill so they cannot be sued for any damage done to humans or the environment. They truly are disgusting excuses for human beings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:16:18 2013 No.5015756 >>5015746 >We all have enough common sense to know that GMOs and the process to grow them are destroying the planet. Your didn't give yourself away until here

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 04:15:05 2013 No.5016089 >>5015336 That looks like flour tortilla enchiladas and chili gravy. Don't tempt me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:36:40 2013 No.5017152 >>5015676 And crispy tacos get soggy and break too easily. Seriously, fuck crispy tacos.

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 17:09:41 2013 No.5017231
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>>5015668
actually from a nice tex mex restaurant

>>5016089
Its corn tortillas, and the gravy is chili con carne. Filling is sharp cheddar cheese. I'm no fan of cheese enchiladas usually but it came on a combo plate I ordered and HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGG, prob best enchilada I've had I've been craving another one since then. That homemade chili man, so fucking good. They also have smoked brisket pic related chili con queso. Its as amazing as it sounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 20:00:34 2013 No.5017686 Portions are way too big. And people wonder why they're fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:00:57 2013 No.5017987 File: 802 KB, 2288x1737, shockedbystupidity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5017686 >mfw I realized I could cut the burrito in half and eat half of it for dinner I don't need to do this though because my body functions properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:06:57 2013 No.5018003 >>5017686 >portions are way too big Go eat a salad you little faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:06:57 2013 No.5018006 >>5017987 Post a picture of your gut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:35:57 2013 No.5018072 >>5018006 I would if I had one. See, when you eat healthily regularly, your body rewards you with awesome things like a healthy metabolism! Let me know if you need anything else, I have a college education.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:07:20 2013 No.5018134 >>5018072 >I have a college education. Judging by your pride I would hazard to guess you are the first in your family to go to college. lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:09:15 2013 No.5018143 >>5017987 A body functioning properly at 19 isn't the same as a body functioning properly at 40.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 00:13:05 2013 No.5018265 >>5018134 I can make baseless assumptions too, but I won't because I'm actually educated. >>5018143 I'm not seeing the point here. I'll adjust my food intake accordingly. And I seriously doubt I'm going to stop working out at 40.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 00:52:22 2013 No.5018315 File: 107 KB, 537x720, 1386913962212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you haven't had Chipotle's based carnitas, you're really missing out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 02:47:39 2013 No.5018463 Chipotle is such casual pleb tier it's mind blowing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 03:24:18 2013 No.5018498 >>5018463 Needs more roaches and Mexicans that have never washed their hands preparing your food.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 03:31:18 2013 No.5018506

I'm weird and always get their tacos. Their burritos are way too big and have too much filling.

I always get carnitas with hot salsa and sour cream. The combination is astounding, but last time I went there was way too much salsa on and it made the tortillas wet and gross...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 03:32:18 2013 No.5018508 i dont know if its just cuz ive been on the internet for about 36 hours straight now or not but im starting to think that chipotle do viral market on this board

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 03:53:18 2013 No.5018533 >>5018508 I can't wait to have bums who can't even type a coherent sentence on 4chan scare my potential customers away from my restaurants.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 05:15:02 2013 No.5018652

>>5018533
>"OH YEAH BUT WE - UH - I MEAN THEY WOULD NEVER TRY TO GET A BUNCH OF ~NERDS~ FROM THE ~INTERNET~ TO BUY OUR - IMEANTHEIR - FOOD"
where have i heard that before
>>4992051
>>4992258
>>4994943
>>4999359

also i hope your boss realises it took you over 20 minutes to respond to my post and you get in trouble for slacking

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:34:37 2013 No.5018936 >>5018315 That's clearly barbacoa. If you get the carnitas, I suggest the green salsa and the corn salsa to top it off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:35:37 2013 No.5018939 >>5018652 >where have i heard that before lol exactly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:07:53 2013 No.5019460 >>5018652 You're embarrassing yourself. Just save yourself the trouble next time and post another "stoner general" thread on /b/, you fucking burnout.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:35:19 2013 No.5019598 File: 17 KB, 238x276, assadhygddt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2013 >not boycotting Chipotle because of these threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:57:20 2013 No.5019643 >>5019598 Then it's working. Trust me, nobody wants to be close enough to smell you in public. Please stick to the basements and the piss bottles that you're used to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:34:13 2013 No.5019723 >>5019643 Seriously, I'd rather they have a heart attack shoving a Big Mac into their heads than have to see them during my lunch break at Chipotle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:41:13 2013 No.5019738 >>5019643 >>5019723 SAMEFAG DETECTORED STOP IT VIRAL MARKETERS OH NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:55:13 2013 No.5019752 thank heaven seven eleven

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:03:13 2013 No.5019768 File: 973 KB, 500x281, you're_goddamn_right.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah Chipotle, bitch! Fuck, I'd kill for Chipotle burrito right now. Why does Chipotle have to be so fucking delicious?!

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:33:07 2013 No.5019859

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>>5019768

What's with all the fucking shilling? Fuck off back to reddit, you dipshits.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:41:06 2013 No.5019875

>>5019859
It's pretending it believes any company would advertise to the subhuman scum on 4chan. I know I'd want greasy pedophiles in my restaurants. Have you considered finding a hobby? Pretending yo be a retard on the internet doesn't sound very fulfilling to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:43:06 2013 No.5019879 >>5019875 What are you trying to say?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:45:06 2013 No.5019887 >>5019879 I don't want to see "people" such as yourself during my next lunch break at Chipotle. Please stay home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:14:06 2013 No.5019961 >>5019887 I believe you mean Chipotle(TM).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:14:12 2013 No.5020099 >>5019961 I'd imagine paying people to berate NEETs on the internet is a profitable venture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:23:12 2013 No.5020112 >>4991998 Chipotle is vastly overrated. Go anywhere else. If you live in an area where chipotle is the best mexican food you need to eat something else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:02:29 2013 No.5020151 >>5020112 >implying the Mexicans at those hole in the wall taquerias are springing for organic produce and hormone and antibiotic free meats Nope. I'd rather not eat garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:06:30 2013 No.5020156 >>5020151 >springing for organic produce and hormone and antibiotic free meats Nope. I'd rather not eat like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:09:32 2013 No.5020270 >>5020156 And this is why we need Obamacare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:25:33 2013 No.5020314 >>5020270 >voting democrat confirmed chipotle viral marketer

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:27:33 2013 No.5020320 >Chipotle Most overrated shit I've ever been disappointed by gastronomically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:39:32 2013 No.5020341 >>5020320 >gastronomically >chipotle Are you one of those guys who rants about how the "hole in the wall" was better than a fast food joint? As if there is a meaningful distinction? Have you ever even crossed the border? Get a clue, pleb.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:44:32 2013 No.5020359

>>5020151
chipotle will never have 100% non-gmo foods in their menu. It would cost way to much and boost their prices to the point where they would lose more customers than the ones that actually give a fuck about non-gmo. I will continue to make my own foods at home and support the family owned restaurants that support non-gmo in all their foods (unless otherwise labeled)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:44:32 2013 No.5020361 >>5020341 >As if there is a meaningful distinction? A good cook making small batch meals using authentic recipes and fresh ingredients =/= fast food.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:03:32 2013 No.5020406

>>5020341
I'm not a snob. But Chipotle just came to my area a year ago and /ck/ has been telling me for years that it is the king of fast food. "Giant burritos!" "OMG their Bowls!" And so yes I was disappointed, and yes there are dozens of better places to get a more appealing, quick $4-$12 lunch in my vicinity than McDs/Wendys/BK whatever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:06:32 2013 No.5020414 >>5020406 I seriously doubt there are more restaurants in your area than in mine. And yet, chipotle remains an option.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:19:36 2013 No.5020438 >>5020406 That's because it's either a corporate shill or a really dedicated troll. Chipolte threads may as well be a /ck/ meme at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:21:52 2013 No.5020444 >>5020414 >I seriously doubt there are more restaurants in your area than in mine. And yet, chipotle remains an option. It's obvious you don't have much money, people to go to restaurants with, or good taste.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:23:52 2013 No.5020447

>>5020444

You don't go to fast food joints to "go to restaurants with people" or to spend money. You go there because you have 5 minutes to eat.

But don't let me stop you from comparing a fast food chain to a gourmet restaurant. I bet you don't even know what the michelin guide is.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:24:52 2013 No.5020451

>>5020414
It's an option alright, but behind Chickfila, Sonic, and McDonalds, but ahead of BK and Wendys at the bottom. I stopped counting at 20 better options on Urban Spoon within a half mile. Not including McDonalds/BK/Wendys/Sonic/ or more sit down dinner places like Chilis and Macaroni Grill. Mostly local flavor.
Since We're talking lunch might as well go all out.
Local Flavor Tier 1) Terri-Lynns, Whole Hogg BBQ, Markham Street Pub and Grill, Mexico Chiquito, Star of India, Jason's Deli, El Porton, Davids Burgers, Old Mill
That is my Tier 1 Lunch within a quarter mile.

I would never even eat at a Tier 2 unless a lunch date makes a request, I just increase my radius to include 10 or so other local Tier 1s.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:25:52 2013 No.5020452 >>5020451 >a lunch date >fast food Stay depressing, /ck/

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:30:52 2013 No.5020461

>>5020447
>I bet you don't even know what the michelin guide is.
I bet you've never been to a Michelin rated restaurant either, so who cares if we've read the Wikipedia entry on it or not?

You must live in a pretty shitty city if Chipotle is a good option for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:33:52 2013 No.5020466 >>5020452 See: >>5019830 >>5020069

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:34:52 2013 No.5020468
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>>5020461
>michelin rated

Is that the best your city has? Ever heard of a star? How's life in flyover country? You the guy bragging about living in Texas in the other thread?

I'm sorry if the first thing you think of when you see a fast food restaurant is "a place to spend my big bucks" or to dine out for a leisure social meal, but some people actually have perspective and understand what these things are for. It's really sad that you even made the connection in your mind.

Enjoy your chocolate lava cake or whatever it is that people in flyover land are just finally discovering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:36:52 2013 No.5020469 >>5020468 Obviously Michelin rated implies stars based on the context of the discussion. Which Michelin restaurants have you been to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:37:52 2013 No.5020472 >>5020468 >dat defensiveness

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:39:52 2013 No.5020478

>>5020452
You've never gone to McDonalds with a Coworker?
And we are talking about lunch here, not necessarily fast food? When else would you eat Chipotle? And all of those places mentioned could be just as fast at lunch as eating in your car at Sonic or bringing Chipotle back to your office. My bill is never over $9 at any of them before tip. I can take all of them to go back to my desk as well. You eat your Chipotle Bowl driving down the road? How about that football sized rice bomb burrito? No...you gotta stop and eat the fucker.
If your idea of lunch or even fast food is a $1 menu burger while on your way back to the ol' grind then we don't have anything to say to each other about this topic.
In some hypothetical where I'm traveling and want to sit down to eat and the only thing at this exit is a Wendys and a Chipotle then Chipotle can win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:39:52 2013 No.5020479 >>5020478 >You've never gone to McDonalds with a Coworker? I don't call that a date.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:41:52 2013 No.5020486

>>5020469

Michelin star =\= Michelin rated.

If you had half a clue you'd have used the right term.

But in any case, I've been to about a half dozen starred places in NYC and Hong Kong, and more of the bib gourmand and pleb "rated" places (which seems to be the best you can imagine) than I can count.

And yet, I go to Chipotle about once a month because it's tasty and convenient, and because dining out isn't a huge fucking deal to me like it is for you.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:42:52 2013 No.5020489

ITT: basement dwelling neckbeards pretend they've actually been to Michelin star restaurants

Oh man, I really needed that one. And it's in a Chipotle thread too. They're so insecure they even need to bring up Michelin star restaurants in a fucking fast food thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:48:52 2013 No.5020500 >>5020486 Sure bro. Sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:49:52 2013 No.5020501 >>5020486 >=\= Stopped reading. Try hard elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:49:52 2013 No.5020503 >>5020500 >>5020489 I like it how my pedestrian dining choices are seen as implausible bragging on 4chan. I haven't even set foot inside a 2-star joint but I can still impress you sad deprived fucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:50:52 2013 No.5020505 >>5020503 I like how you are probably delusional enough to get defensive about your fantasies while typing this.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:50:52 2013 No.5020506

>>5020479
I would have said dined with a quest but I figured somebody would mistake me for a hotel shuttle driver or something. Eating lunch with another person is called a lunch date. If it was dinner it would be a dinner date.

> I've been to about a half dozen starred places in NYC and Hong Kong
>dining out isn't a huge fucking deal
So you seek out nice restaurants, browse /ck/, and yet eating means nothing more to you than shoving calories down your food hole to power glycolysis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:52:52 2013 No.5020508 >>5020506 >I would have said dined with a quest hey I LARP too

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:55:52 2013 No.5020513 >>5020508 lighting bolt lighting bolt your dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 01:21:14 2013 No.5020626 File: 326 KB, 1024x683, 5381998511_737d57f572_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not asking them to melt the cheese They will do it if you ask them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 15:30:03 2013 No.5021829 >>5020626 I doubt that. They usually try to get you through the line as quickly as possible. I'll try it though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 15:52:03 2013 No.5021889 >>4991998 >EN FRANÇAIS: "LE BURRITO" B-but we don't have Chipotle here. Or do we?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 15:56:03 2013 No.5021902 >>5021889 That says "In French"... not "In France". If you live in France, how the fuck do you not know this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 15:59:04 2013 No.5021910 >>5021902 >That says "In French"... not "In France". u srs? I was just asking half seriously. As there might be a fake/hidden Chipotle, just like we have for Burger King.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:01:03 2013 No.5021920 >>5021910 >u srs? Why are you asking me? Don't you know your own fucking language?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:03:03 2013 No.5021930 >>5021889 There's one in Paris

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 16:07:03 2013 No.5021956 >>5021930 Oh great! Thanks. And it's not even in an airport.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 19:03:57 2013 No.5022450 File: 304 KB, 768x1024, DSC_0849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You must become the burrito, anon.

Anonymous Sat Dec 14 19:08:57 2013 No.5022470

>>5019875
>More popular than every single fast food website in existence and one of the largest discussion websites on the internet
>thinking CEOs give a shit about what type of people goes to their shitty faux-"upscale" fast food joint

shill pls go

you're not wanted here

even moot is trying to get you faggots to get the fuck out because you're so prevalent and annoying these days

i know your contract stipulates you can't admit you are one so just stop posting :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 19:24:58 2013 No.5022503 >>5022470 0/10 You need to apply yourself, anon.

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