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Anonymous Wed Nov 27 22:16:52 2013 No.4980357 [DELETED]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zr3ZPSDac
Nigella thread? Nigella thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 22:18:51 2013 No.4980366 >>4980357 I would happily suck on her nipples.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 06:00:00 2013 No.4981224 I would eat a mile of her cooking just to get to kiss the cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 06:16:49 2013 No.4981246 >>4980357 lel >tfw nigella will never fuck you for her next hit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 06:17:50 2013 No.4981250 File: 53 KB, 600x627, 634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nigella is love Nigella is life I'm straight for Nigella Her recipes are actually really good too, a mix of different tiers of cuisine to just get something NICE, as easy as possible

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 06:20:49 2013 No.4981259 File: 44 KB, 500x331, Nigella-Lawson-Husband-Choked-Throat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only person in my entire life i've ever wanted to BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF its the guy doing this.

Anonymous Thu Nov 28 06:20:49 2013 No.4981260 [DELETED]

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>>4980357

Those pictures of her crying were the best. Now that I know she has feelings I just want to RAPE them right out of her. Just strap her down and rape rape rape RAPE RAPE RAPE until she is numb physically and mentally, a shell of her former self, all her cooking skills gone, just a pile of voluptuous flesh with no hope or future, then I'd start tearing her flesh randomly with hooks and things while fucking her oh, ecstasy, then at some point I'd simply chop her head off and cum in her at the same time, then hold up her head and kiss her bloody lips and stare into her eyes pointing in different directions and whisper: "I love you, Nigella, I love you."

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 06:21:49 2013 No.4981261 >>4981260 Wow if I ever find you I will fuck you up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 06:22:49 2013 No.4981262 File: 494 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2013-11-27-12-40-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That bitch and her mutt just can't stay outta the news

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 07:08:52 2013 No.4981343 >>4981260 There was a line and you over stepped that line by a few miles. You need locked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 07:10:52 2013 No.4981348 >>4981260 2edgy4me

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 07:10:52 2013 No.4981347 >>4981261 If you fall for bait this easily jezebel would love to have you in their comments section

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 08:05:52 2013 No.4981392 >>4981347 Irrationally protective of someone I don't even know? Me? Never.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 17:12:12 2013 No.4982236 File: 72 KB, 635x836, nigella-lawson-charles-saatchi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I wish he was here to strangle me some more Don't kid yourself, you know she wants it and she wants it badly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 17:33:47 2013 No.4982266 >>4982236 All her success, all her self-worth and self-image, gone in the blink of an eye. What you see here is a wonderful preview of what could be, if you captured her, beat her senseless, and had your way with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 17:34:46 2013 No.4982267 >>4982236 She is just craving more coke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:01:35 2013 No.4982314 File: 151 KB, 900x686, 1384304358228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4981260 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:52:22 2013 No.4982410 File: 93 KB, 728x530, Nigella-Lawson-and-Charles-Saatchi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh Charles, I want you stuff your fat cock inside my slut pussy. Choke me till I can't breathe. Fuck me harder, Charles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:00:22 2013 No.4982421 nigella lawson getting strangled is really erotic

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:14:10 2013 No.4982439 File: 33 KB, 570x334, o-NICK-GRIFFIN-TWEET-570[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:19:09 2013 No.4982450 >>4982439 What a vanilla faggot. Bitch is clearly down for a bit of breath play and being slapped around and he wants to sit there tweaking her nipples for three hours like a 12-year-old boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:50:56 2013 No.4982520 >>4982450 >would rather choke a curvy woman than squeeze her tits, ass, and pussy If you weren't a PermaVirgin, I'd love to watch your idea of foreplay lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:57:56 2013 No.4982538 >>4982450 ha yeah what a faggot >eyeroll

Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:58:57 2013 No.4982540
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I'd eat a gallon of ice cream out of her ass. #1 food related fantasy would be consuming a meal she cooked strait off of her tits and banging afterwords, grease sauce drippings and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:04:56 2013 No.4982552 File: 39 KB, 400x300, 1362348829502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4982520 >squeezing pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:14:28 2013 No.4982575 File: 79 KB, 630x354, 0617_0530_nat_nigella_lrg-18rs64k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put her in her place, her mouth is not for talking making food or servicing cocok, thats your purpose nigella know your role

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:16:28 2013 No.4982579 >>4982540 bangable suckable fuckable cum on able titties so fucking titty fucky cum cum CUMMMMMMM

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:19:28 2013 No.4982588 File: 45 KB, 384x480, Nigella_Lawson_thumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4982579 aWWWW YISS. Nigella is a 10/10 who cooks. So, 11/10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:32:28 2013 No.4982623 >>4982552 Your virginity is showing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:36:28 2013 No.4982628 >>4982552 I've done it

>>	battlestation Thu Nov 28 20:47:28 2013 No.4982643 >>4982575 know your role, and shut your mouth

Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:50:45 2013 No.4982649

>people implying that 99% of girls don't like to be choked to some degree during sex

Protip for all you virgin faggots. Women love that kind of stuff. Obviously not to the degree you see in porn and shit, but all of them would love a hand on their throat while youre penetrating them

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:52:45 2013 No.4982654 i want to drink milk out of her ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 21:03:45 2013 No.4982668 >>4982649 i do that all the time, and girls always say no. but its not like no hasn't stopped me yet (;

Anonymous Thu Nov 28 22:15:05 2013 No.4982770
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>>4982439
Isn't she Jewish? Ohh Nick Griffin, what the fuck are you doing.

And the only thing im surprised about is her smoking anything. She's so prety for her age, her smoking can't possibly be true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 22:33:06 2013 No.4982789 >>4982770 surgery

Anonymous Thu Nov 28 23:18:54 2013 No.4982848

Saatchi is just getting desperate. There has never been any truth to his claims. He just wants to ruin the one that got away.

He was cheating with her best friend. And so he's trying to hurt her image before she can hurt his.

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail, kiddies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 03:17:33 2013 No.4983157 >>4982267 That fucking headline. You have no idea how tempted I was to hunt for a pen and change it to 'cake'.

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