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I fucken hate these cunts. I live in Milan, Italy, and there's a Kebab shop on every corner.
They offer cheap and filling shit. I like eating kebab, falafel and baklava from time to time. Who denies it?

But man, when they make pizza. Fucking disgusting greasy shit. No wonder when americans see pictures of the pizzas they make they call europeans eurolards. Those are abominations.

I have forgotten what a true pizza feels like. I don't care if it's Naples style, Rome style or Sicilian style. Heck I'd go for sum focaccia pugliese or from Genoa. All but those greasy abominations with kebab meat and weird cum looking sauces these cunts sell.

Fuck

>> No.4979009

>>4978963
solution : don't buy pizza from them

>> No.4979011

>>4978963
I am an American and I have never seen a kebab pizza

>> No.4979012

Why the fuck would you go to a döner shop for pizza when you live in Italy? The mistake is on your side, not on the Kebabs.

>> No.4979023

>>4979012
This

>> No.4979024

>>4979011
I think that's just a britbong thing.

>> No.4979033

>>4979024
Nope, it's a Italy thing too

>>4979012
Becouse

1) They are everywhere
2) They offer free delivery
3) Are cheaper than only pizza italian run places
4) There are very few only pizza italian places compared to the amount of these kebab fucks

>> No.4979034

Are doners the same as schwarmas? Because we have plenty of lebanese restaurants but I never see anything labeled as a doner.

>> No.4979036

Kebab is to Europe as Fast Food Burgers is to America. American's can choose better food than McFasty's, but they don't always. Europeans can choose something better than kebab, but they don't always. Guess what ends up on every fucking corner then. This has been my assumption.

>> No.4979037

>>4979033
im italian too, from Milan. Ur right, there are a lot of them but u can find good italian pizza-restourant. where do u live?

>> No.4979038

>>4979012
People say these things like Italians created the modern pizza. If it didn't go overseas, that shit would still be an Italian-only dish for poor people with two ingredients and a piece of flat bread.

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>>4979011
I feel your pain. When will our country start offering it? Every time I see a photo my mouth waters, but for some reason it hasn't reached out shores yet.

Please Yurop, send your kebabs to us.

>> No.4979044

>>4979042
I think NY has kebabs, but don't quote me on that.

>> No.4979045

>>4979044
Oh sure, kebabs are easy to find, but no one sells Kebab pizza. My local pizza place specializes in weird things, it has a bacon cheeseburger pizza, a steak and potatoes pizza, a spaghetti pizza, a chicken burrito pizza, but no kebab pizza.

>> No.4979046

>>4979011

its another invention from Germany. we got Kebab, Gyros and some other shit.
i like the Gyros Pizza so far. picture related.

>>4978963

70-90% of Kebab shops are washing machines for drug and mafia money. mostly retirement for lieutenants of Lebanese, Kurdish or turkish mafia, who don't want to leave Europe and go back home. the run such shops to wash money as a monthly rates or even live from them if they run good. lately some Balkanians and Bulgarians joined the club but i don't think they are involved into crime that much beside making awful food and trying to scam money of you. some of them are parts of underground bank system muslims use to run own black money business.

>> No.4979049

>>4979038
That doesn't contradict the fact hat pizza in italia is fucking good fucker.

>> No.4979048

>>4979045
Have you requested it? Tell them to hire a dirty Euro with a gold tooth to make it.

>> No.4979047

>>4979042
>Please Yurop, send your kebabs to us.
Make sure you understand what you're asking for.

>> No.4979052
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4979052

>>4979046

forgot picture

>> No.4979060

>>4979045
Suggest it. Then you'll get a pizza named after you. Duh.

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>>4979045

>> No.4979073

>>4979037
Near Piazza Abbiategrasso/Chiesa Rossa. Please refrain from writing u rather than you. Fucking kebabbari. Tell me more about these cheap Italian-Pizza places that offer free delivery.

>> No.4979077

>>4979034

Pretty much, yes.

>> No.4979079

>>4979046
Are you serious mate? Money laundering with kebabs? That's pretty hilarious.

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>> No.4979083

>>4979042
>>4979070
>>4979081
Wayyy too much sauce on those things otherwise it looks good. It might be missing another ingredient though.

>> No.4979090

>>4979081
Usually the kebab pizzas in Italy are different than these. They have kebab meat, green salad, tomatoes, and french fries on a margherita base. They are basically the standard issue kebab sandwhich fillings placed on a Margherita.

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