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>hey anon, can you pass the chi-POLE-tay sauce?

>> No.4958248

>>4958246
>Ya, why don't you reach into my pants and grab it

>> No.4958252

>>4958246
How do you pronounce that anyway? Is it like chip-o-lay or chi-pot-ill or what

>> No.4958254

>>4958246
It's pronounced chi-POTE-lay, sweetheart. Here you go.

>> No.4958258

naw babe it's got plenty of jah-lah-pee-noes in it already

>> No.4958261

>>4958252
>A chipotle (/tʃɨˈpoʊtleJ/, chi-poht-lay; Spanish: [tʃiˈpotle]),

Chi-poht-lay

>> No.4958263

>>4958248
>Anon I can't find it

>> No.4958270

I call it chip-ot-ul, cause it makes me laugh
i also don't like their food at all

>> No.4958283
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4958283

>> No.4958284

>>4958270

>not liking chipotle

how edgy can one man be?

>> No.4958307

>>4958284
I was in Murrica once. One of the worst things I've spent money on. That shit costs like 5 cents and takes 5 min to make too.

>> No.4958311

My mom pronounces it that way. I tried telling her because she was wondering how, but she just can't.

>> No.4958321

>>4958246

In Canada Herdez sells "Chilpotle In Adobo Sauce".

>> No.4958349

>>4958246
holy shit the woman my wife used to nanny for was from new york and said this shit all the time. also told me im wrong and stupid because I dont make an L sound when its a double L like in quesadilla or pollo

>> No.4958356

viral marketer pls go

>> No.4958401

>>4958283
lol

Poor guy, I feel embarrassed sometimes when I order a foreign food and don't pronounce it correctly. But everyone is a foreigner in my city so no one laughs.

>> No.4958404

>>4958356

>viral marketing

>/ck/

>a board with a total of 13 posters

yeah, nah.

>> No.4958412

>2013
>California
>full of mexicans
>used to be mexican territory
>mexican shit is explicitly part of the culture, eg holidays and monuments and historical protected buildings


>most cities have spanish names

>San Rafael california

>bay area

>absolutely everyone refers to it as "san rafel"

>> No.4958417

>>4958283


>chipotle

>in the UK

>tex mex, mexican, or generally central american cuisine

>anywhere other than in North America
all of my never in life.

>> No.4958422

>>4958401
Don't be embarrassed about that at all. Are you embarrassed when some foreign fuck mutilates English?

When some indian fuck mutialates English and bobs it's head to and fro I can't help cracking up laughing.

>> No.4958456

>>4958283
It's funny because being London, there's a 95% chance the staff were foreign as well.

>> No.4958463

>>4958422
>mutialates English and bobs it's head
Good lord, son. Are you sure you're a native English speaker?

>> No.4958467

>>4958463
I think he talking about that habit some Indians have of bobbing their heads sideways when they talk.

>> No.4958468

>>4958417
My friend went to one of about 2 Tex-Mex places in all of Paris. NEVER AGAIN, he said.

>>4958412
I've always pronounced it like "san-ra-fail."

>> No.4958478

JIZZ OF CTHULU
that's what I call it
am I rite?

>> No.4958482

>>4958456
I'd check for you but I'm too socially anxious to order at chipotle

>> No.4958490

>>4958468

>go to san rafael
>say "san ra-fay-el"
>like its supposed to be
>"Ah eh ee oh uu, el arbolito de peru"
>everyone is like "WTF are you speaking?"


fucking GPS is going to ruin pronunciation of spanish words forever.

>make a right turn on Carilo street (carillo, prounounced "cariyo")

>> No.4958501

>>4958478
Is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing

>> No.4958527

Sure

>> No.4958558

>>4958246
>get to work
>boss says I'm on that campaign today
>log in, connect to internet
>make tongue-in-cheek viral marketing post trying to not seem to be a viral marketing post on 4chan's /ck/ per client contract
>let trolls fill out the rest of the thread

>> No.4958846

>>4958558
OP back after several hours, I can confirm that this isn't a viral marketing post. I work in marketing and am irritated by the shilling I see here. I actually considered the fact the the word Chipotle would get people's attention, even though the topic isn't about the restaurant. Guess that's just the SEO copywriter in me.

>> No.4958860

>not drinking chi POT lee sauce straight from the bottle

>> No.4958887

>>4958467
I think he's talking about the misspelling of the word "mutilates."

>> No.4958922

>>4958349
>don't make an 'L' sound because its a double L
>que-sa-dee-ah
>poo

por que

>> No.4958924
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4958924

What is it with females and this place? Is semen the secret hidden ingredient or something?

>> No.4958927

>>4958404
At least viral hasn't found /out/ w/<

>> No.4958941

>>4958490

>>say "san ra-fay-el"
>>like its supposed to be

"ra-fah-elle" sounds more like spanish

>> No.4958973

>>4958887

I thought he was talking about the apostrophe in 'its'.

>> No.4958975

>>4958924
only women care about reviews and shit like that

>> No.4959324

My little sister came down to visit recently and we went to go get burritos. I remember distinctly her pronouncing chipotle as if it were a french word and laughing my ass off.

>> No.4959800

>>4958924
its the subway of burrito places bro. they think they are eating healthy when the have a burrito that is 1k cals.

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4959815

>wanna order some chips and SAL-ZA?

>> No.4959856

>>4958258

i think you mean juh-LA-peh-noes

>> No.4961391

>>4958283
them feels

>> No.4961415

Wishtishshire sauce.
Bow-log-nah.
Peet-zah.

Just a few that I hear, that happen to bother me.

>> No.4961422

>>4961415
>Peet-zah

How the hell do YOU say it? Pit-za? Peeza?

>> No.4961450

>>4961422

Pee-zah.

I checked, its wrong according to the dictionary. But all the same.

>> No.4961899

chi-pottle-ley-wey

>> No.4961941

>>4958412
I find it really hilarious how pissy native Nevadans get if you pronounce the state name the Spanish way. They even have a pronunciation guide printed on the maps in the Las Vegas airport
>move to Vegas area
>constantly corrected with "it's Ne-VAH-duh, not Ne-vaw-dah!"
>eventually switch from saying it that way accidentally to saying it out of spite because I hate living there

>> No.4961942

>>4961450
you're reading an italian word as if it were american english.

>> No.4961968

>>4959800
>Calorie count determines healthfulness

>> No.4961982
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4961982

>>4961941
I-I'm in Vegas too anon. Will you be my friend?

>> No.4961983

>>4961422
Pizza is pronounces
Peet-za because that's the proper way to pronounce it in Italian, with the "tz" the only thing missing usually is the inflection on the 'i'

>> No.4962487
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4962487

SHEE-POTE-LAY! ARRIBBA! ANDELE, ANDELE, YEHAW!!!

>> No.4962491

It's pronounced chipotle, not chipotle.

>> No.4962492

Oh, and fuck yo couch.

I'm going to say gyro as Jye - row until y'all motherfuckers start pronouncing every bastardized word correctly.

What? are we just picking and choosing what to correct?

Last I checked 99% of americans pronounce bruscetta (brew-sket-uh not brew-shet-uh) and pesto (pay-stow not pest-tow) wrong.

Hell, here in boston i haven't heard a single correct pronunciation of gnocchi (they say knocky up here.)

So eexxxccuuuuseeeeee me if I say gyro like gyroscope 'cause it's not a euroscope and this is america.

tldnr: stop being so picky and choosy about which ethnic words you'll correct like it's your goddamn religion and which ones you'll murder.

>> No.4962512

>>4962487
Reminder this pretentious cuntrag was born in New York.

>> No.4962514

>>4962492
I agree with the sentiment but not the examples; mispronouncing a word is different from varying dialects.

>> No.4962515

War Chester Shyre

>> No.4962518

>>4962491
>It's pronounced chipotle, not chipotle.

What.

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4962543

>Pronouncing this "eh won" instead of "gar-bage"

>> No.4962559

>>4962492
>'cause it's not a euroscope and this is america

Thanks for the lols, anon.

>> No.4962564

>>4962543
is that jar-BAH-gee or garba-gay?

>> No.4962594

>>4962492
>Intentionally pronouncing gyro wrong
>Being from Boston
damn unintelligent Yankees.

>> No.4962599

>>4962492
...Wait, so is it pay-stow or pest-tow?

>> No.4962604

>>4962599
I like pronouncing it "chi-potle" just to be a douche.

>> No.4962605

>>4962599
it is pay-stow

the one the really makes me flip tables is people who pronounce kielbasa "keel-bas-eee"

>> No.4962609

>>4959800

>entire burrito has just one kcal

Fucking h, man, how do they do it?

>> No.4962610

>>4961422

'za

The way it's supposed to be pronounced.

>> No.4962612

>>4962492
ItaliAnon here.
I'm confused. Do you say "pay-stow" and "brew-shet-tah" are correct? Because they are not.
"Broo-sket-tah." "Pes-toh."
How do most Americans say them?

>> No.4962611

>>4962599

The correct pronunciation is pess-tow

>> No.4962616

My first job out of high school was little caesars, and when I worked there we introduced a new variety of sauces. Buttery Garlic, Cheesy, BBQ, some others.. Chipotle was one of them.

Several times I had customers come in, order breadsticks, and look at the sauces. "Oooh, look, chocolate!" Trying to hold in all my lulz, I'd nod my head and agree "Yeah, you should try it!" mfw they bought "chocolate" for their breadsticks and thought that would even be a good idea, but could only imagine as to their faces when they discovered it was not chocolate at all.

>> No.4962618

>>4962610
Absolutely retarded

>> No.4962620

>>4962612
sorry, another guy was unable to tell which one i meant was correct either.

pay stow is correct, not pest oh
and bru sket uh is correct, not bru shet uh

The incorrect pronunciations, however, are just about the only thing you'll hear in the US.

I'm just saying you can sip a "carmel" "ex"presso and hound people over their quinoa.

>> No.4962622
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4962622

Bur-ger
Peet-za
un-yun
sar-deen

>> No.4962623
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4962623

Friend of mine calls them JAP-UH-LEE-NOES.

Picture unrelated.

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4962626

Food ideas for a vegetarian lactose intolerant (hard cheese fine)?

Pic would not be good for lactose intolerants...

>> No.4962627
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4962627

Knock O's

>> No.4962628

>>4962623
Is that a rancor?

>> No.4962650

>>4962623
Shut up Dan or person who knows Dan. Go be fat elsewhere.

>> No.4962657

>>4962620
But 'pay-stow' is very, very incorrect. It's 'pes-toh.' I've never ever heard anyone say 'pay-stow.' Ever. And I'm from Italy. Not even the most rural goatherding inbred from the Appennini of Calabria says it like that. Where did you get the idea that we say 'pay-stoh?' That's just horridly, horridly wrong.

>> No.4962663

Chee poh tea lie

>> No.4962675
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4962675

>bir-grear
>chip-oo-lar-tie
>tar-coo
>tom-are-tore
>hal-oh-pean-eye-oh
>sal-sure
>haute-doog
>nar-cows

>> No.4962679

>>4962628
It's a wampa beast you bantha turd

>> No.4962748

>>4962679
>wampa beast
Isn't that a racial slur for italians?

>> No.4962783

What's the correct way to pronounce Jalapeno?
Hallapenyo or Hallapeno?

>> No.4962792

>>4962783
Hala-peh-nyo

>> No.4962795

>>4962783
Ja-lop-ano

>> No.4962811

>>4962783
Wee-ah-boo-nyoh.

>> No.4962821
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4962821

Fah-Jye-Tah

>> No.4962822

>>4962811
You are retarded. Jalapeno isn't even Japanese.

>> No.4962823

>>4962783
halla PEEN yo

>> No.4962831

>>4962822
Jap-ah-knees-nyoh.

>> No.4962854
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4962854

>>4962823
This is how I've always pronounced it.

>>4961415
>mfw "PEE-zah" instead of (the correct) "PEET-zah"

>> No.4962866

>>4958311
Sam?

>> No.4962869

Eh, don't skimp on the MOH-TA-DELL, capisce?

>> No.4962872

>>4962869
Are you trying to say 'mortadella' or 'mozzarella.'
Mor-tah-dehl-lah.
Moh-tsah-rehl-lah.

>> No.4962874

>>4961982
Are you the faggot I saw with the "BRONY" license plate? Fuck that made me cringe hard.

>> No.4962878

>>4961941
Shut up, Mike.

>> No.4962879

>>4962872

>>4962869 was an only-slightly exaggerated way Italian Americans with something to prove insist on pronouncing mozzarella. Mortadella is also a delicious thing.

Similarly, they go for "pru-ŽOOT" for prosciutto.

>> No.4962883

>>4962879
But both of those are wrong.
Moh-tsah-rehl-lah.
How do ItaloAmericans say it?
Also:
proh-shuuht-toh.
SCI in Italian goes SH.
We don't have a ZH sound at all. Maybe some dialects do, but not standard Italian.

>> No.4962889

>>4962883
Yeah, I know. The joke is at the expense of New Jersey Italian-Americans who will go out of their way to over-pronounce certain items incorrectly, thus being both obnoxious and wrong.

I've also been corrected numerous times by wait staff at Italian restaurants in NYC for ordering "broo-SKET-ah," and being told "Oh you mean the Bruh-SHETT-ah?"

>> No.4962890

>shot of 'EHKS-PREH-SSO'

Wanna rage everytime...

>> No.4962897

>>4962890
They just have trouble EXPRESSing themselves.

Why ain't y'all niggas laughing

>> No.4962910

>>4962889
I don't like when foreigners overly enunciate Italian with a faux Italian accent, even more when they mispronounce Italian words completely. It's pointless exhibitionism. "Look at me!"
When I'm speaking English about Italian food, though, I pronounce it properly but with an English-speaking accent.
When I'm speaking Italian, I don't stop myself to pronounce... 'computer,' for example... with an English-speaking accent. N'yahmean?

>> No.4962911

>>4962890
I once asked for an "Expresso," in a coffee shop, even though I knew it was "Espresso." Cringed hard, I'm just glad I was by myself.

First and last time I went to a coffee shop.

>> No.4962936

Chi what now? I'd pronounce it Chi-pow-tel.

>> No.4962961
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4962961

Next time you shitpost about pronunciations, consider actual phonemes.

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>>4962961
this anon has the right idea.

>> No.4963047

hi

>> No.4963549

>>4962961
go ahead and lead with IPA phonemes and see how many replies you get einstein. Or is your aim to impress anon?

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4966121

so is it york-sure or york-shy-ur

>> No.4966325

>>4958246

>not calling it chuh-pot-ul
>shiggydiggy

>> No.4966681

>>4958401
>I feel embarrassed sometimes when I order a foreign food and don't pronounce it correctly

Uuuuugh this. Especially with asian dishes. That's one of the many reasons I like this one vietnamese place nearby, not only is the food consistently amazing but the menu has numbers by every single item so I can just say "I'd like 212 please."

>> No.4966685

>>4958467
I've never seen that ever. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but if you could post some video links I'd like to see this. I've only known a few indians in my life and they've never done it but it sounds funny.

>> No.4966697

>>4961942
Fuck Italians, they can't even say their own words right.

Capicola
>gobbagool

Mozzerella
>mutzarell

Spaghetti
>spegetih

>> No.4966705

>>4962492
>Hell, here in boston i haven't heard a single correct pronunciation of gnocchi (they say knocky up here.)

There's this little italian place that's somehow still there after all these years. It's not so much the fact that the place is still there when there's never been any advertising for it, but that the original owner was old when I was born, and is still alive. According to my parents, our first meal out as a family was when I was two or something, I ordered gnocchi but called them "yuckies" because I couldn't say it right. We don't go back just because it's a little out of the way to go unless it's a special occasion. 20-something years later, we go back to celebrate my finishing college, the owner is there and somehow recognizes me (okay, it's probably he recognized my parents in reality) and asks me as we sit down if I want "yucckies" and my parents crack up.

Sorry for the coolstorybro. Just thought it was kinda related.

>> No.4966711

>>4966705
More like adorable story, bro.

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>>4966711
Because for some ungodly reason I don't have a single "Oh, stop it, you" reaction image:

>mfw

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>>4958284
>watered-down mexican food
come to my apartment and I'll show you some real mexican food. I bet you are so white that you'll think it's the best thing you've ever had yet shit your intestines out for a month

>> No.4966791

>>4966121

I'd say York-sher.

Good thing about England is that everybody's got a different accent so you get away with a lot of things