/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4938016]

I can't believe it, I'm bawwing now /ck/...
I know this is old news, I just didn't know!
http://www.gapersblock.com/drivethru/2009/10/22/metropolis_barista_killed/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jALbKGQ-qiw

[Anonymous No.4939679]

>>4938016
i never heard of this story too.
damn that's like her in the youtube and stuff.

[Anonymous No.4939681]

>>4938016
Real life can be hard.

[Anonymous No.4941689]

This is from four years ago. So?? Did you know her or something? I'm guessing no, since you just found out.

[Anonymous No.4941718]

>>4938016
>http://www.gapersblock.com/drivethru/2009/10/22/metropolis_barista_killed/
>Her approach to being was so simple - love it, whatever it is.
I hope her approach to not being was the same.

[Anonymous No.4941722]

Who cares...

[Anonymous No.4941745]

>>4938016
I'd have done her.

[Anonymous No.4941748]

Seems like dumb bitch should have look where she was riding...

[Anonymous No.4941750]

>>4938016
Goddamnit, /ck/

Must I don my armor and call a paige to fetch my standard? WHY DO YOU FORCE ME TO WHITEKNIGHT?

The article is four years old. Let it rest.

[Anonymous No.4941861]

>>4938016
>someone somewhere died 4 years ago
>lets making a thread about it and shit up /ck/

[Wilson No.4941886]

>>4941861
Yes, this thread does not belong in /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4941996]

>>4941886
she made purty /ck/ food art in coffee dranks ;_;

[Anonymous No.4942022]

>Biking

>Latte art

Yeah, I'm guessing she got wrapped up in the idea that bikes have the same rights as cars.

[Anonymous No.4942059]

>>4938016
oh, god, the way she was working that coffee dispenser was getting me hot

[Anonymous No.4942083]

>>4941745
second

[Anonymous No.4942104]

Do you think that dirty hippy smells worse now being underground for 4 years or when she was alive?

[Anonymous No.4942121]

>>4942022

But they do, you fucking moron. Learn to share the road.

[Anonymous No.4942122]

>>4942022
No, she got wrapped up around a truck tire.

[Anonymous No.4942133]

Is that a fucking tattoo of a coffee plant on her arm?

[Anonymous No.4942174]

>>4942133
I didn't read the OP's article and don't really care to, but in what way is that tattoo bad? At least she got one of something that means something to her, instead of just getting some generic thing for the sake of having a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.4942182]

>>4942174
tattoos are shit in general. especially on women. girl in video: 8/10
girl in pic: 6/10

[Anonymous No.4942189]

>>4942174
Everyone with a tattoo is human trash.
Women even more than men.

[Anonymous No.4942196]

This is why if I bike in the city I go on the sidewalk or take up the right car lane. Fuck the police.

[Anonymous No.4942256]

>>4942121

What a neat comment asshole. Let's be clear--I don't drive at all, I bike. I'm just aware of two things:

1. Most bikers are assholes. They think they're cars, they think they have the right to get in the way, but they don't need to follow traffic laws like stopping at lights, signs, etc.

2. Bikers think that the laws of the city/county/state/whatever will protect them. The laws of nature disagree. Splat!

[Anonymous No.4942353]

Oh, so apparently the comments aren't moderated.

[Anonymous No.4942385]

>>4942256

If you can't drive properly, you shouldn't be on the road. Though I'll admit your generation does have a certain air of smugness about them when it comes to biking- you certainly have one about your pseudo-intellect- anyone who isn't a retard follows the rules of the road, whether in a bike or a car. I'm sorry you're a child and it's a difficult concept for you to understand, but decent drivers/bikers don't get into accidents. You're probably not one of them.

[Anonymous No.4942389]

>>4942385

Also, 95% of the time, if there's a bike-car accident, it's always the car's fault. Car owners are insecure about the fact that they're fat and lazy and bad at driving, so they blame it on the biker. It's pretty hilarious, actually. I own both and I've never been in an accident on either because I'm not a fucktard, but most of 4chan is.

[Anonymous No.4942408]

>>4942389

My working theory is that people hate checking their blind spots and believe on a deeply personal level that 'I didn't see him there' is a legitimate excuse for not watching where they're going and doing damage to another person or their property. 'It wasn't my fault [that I wasn't looking]. He should have known that these are the risks you take when you leave the house [and be somewhere near me on the road, because I am a terrible, terrible driver and human being].

[Anonymous No.4942416]

>>4942174
>but in what way is that tattoo bad?
>what way
>way
Really, there's only one? In the interest of brevity, I'll focus on just one: the style of artwork. The heavy black outlining of everything, leaves shown growing only in left or right profile, and uniform separation of non-overlapping objects along an undepicted one-dimensional ground are reminiscent of western art development circa 5,000 BC in Ancient Egypt, when people were always depicted in profile, non-overlapping along a single line. As kids learn to draw they go typically go through a similar developmental stage around age 4-10. So if the tattoo artist was 5 or Ancient Egyptian, that's cool, but for a professional artist it's embarrassing. I don't mean to say there's only one good style of tattoo, or that heavy outlining is bad in itself, there's all sorts of wonderful approaches you could take. This isn't one.

[Anonymous No.4942436]

>>4942416
I didn't really mean the artistic merit of the tattoo so much as what it was of, because that's what the person I was responding to seemed mad about. Besides that, I thought it was probably supposed to look like an old botany sketch, especially how you see different parts of the plant drawn separately underneath it. Those sketches are often somewhat simplified and do have dark outlines. Not sure if that's what it is or not, just saying.

[Anonymous No.4942437]

>>4942416
>http://www.gapersblock.com/drivethru/2009/10/22/metropolis_barista_killed/

>Here is a recent photo of Liza - she had just gotten a tattoo of a coffee tree. The image of the tree came from Dr. Illy's book on coffee - an incredibly scientific, long winded, and difficult book to grasp. Liza read it in 2 days.

YOU ARE A GENUINE FUCKHOLE.

[Anonymous No.4942440]

>>4942436
By the way I should add that the tattoo you posted is indeed a lot nicer looking, I'm not arguing that.

[Anonymous No.4942441]

>>4942437
>he image of the tree came from Dr. Illy's book on coffee - an incredibly scientific, long winded, and difficult book to grasp. Liza read it in 2 days.
Top lol of the day

[Anonymous No.4942443]

>>4938016
Sweet! I've just received my free Riot Points!

>> RiotPointCodes.oRg <<

[Anonymous No.4942453]

>>4942385
>If you can't drive properly, you shouldn't be on the road.

Agreed 100%.

My problem is that this rule seems to be followed differently depending on who is driving what.

I very rarely see cars ignore stop signs or stop lights. On the other hand, at least in my area, it appears to be the norm for bikers to ignore signs and signals and blast through intersections even if they have a stop sign or a red light. Likewise you never know when a cyclist on the sidewalk is going to suddenly decide to get into the road, or if a bike is going to come out from a blind alley or other spot where they are difficult to see. I am always paranoid driving around cyclists because I have learned from experience that they often times do not follow the law.

If you're a cyclist who actually obeys traffic then you have both my respect and my thanks, because not many cyclists do that--in my experience, anyway.

[Anonymous No.4942565]

Tatooed Baristas are a dime a dozen.
Like retro bush is coming back , one day people will look forward to seeing clean skin handling their food and drinks.

[Anonymous No.4942606]

>>4942453
This. I am fucking paranoid of driving near cyclists now because they just go whenever they feel like and half the time seem totally oblivious to how much fucking madness they cause in the road.

[Anonymous No.4942645]

>>4942453

Same road, same rules. Except on your schwinn.

I fucking hate cyclists.

pic related, some faggot on a bike getting away with murder

[Anonymous No.4942657]

>>4942453
Fucking this. I am perfectly happy to share the road, but cyclists need to share the rules.

I can literally count the number of bikers I've seen stop for stop signs on one hand. I see cyclists all the time on the wrong side of the road, not using hand signals, wearing dark clothing and no lights at night, etc. It's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.4942686]

>>4942645
>some faggot on a bike

that faggot is Thomas "the Fucker" Voeckler

[Anonymous No.4942795]

>She lived more in 20 years...
>tfw turned 21 today and realise nobody would care if you died
LET ALONE START A TROLL THREAD ABOUT ME

[Anonymous No.4942842]

I bike in the middle of the lane. If you have a problem, then drive in the left lane.

[Anonymous No.4942849]

she was 20? I'd have guessed early to mid 30s, she must have done a lot of drugs and whoring in or during her pre barista days

[Anonymous No.4942856]

>>4942842
hmmm, nah, I'll just barely avoid running you over, scream obscenities and spit at you

[Anonymous No.4942884]

>>4942856
>I am on an anonymous cooking board and am going to tell you what I would pretend to do to you if I wasn't so meek and actually had a vehicle

Cool stuff.

[Anonymous No.4942887]

as a cyclist I follow the rules of the road but find that a lot of cars simply don't respect you. Some drivers, especially younger ones will literally tailgait you for kicks or pull up behind you and lean on the horn to try to make you wipe out.

[Anonymous No.4942890]

>She lived more in 20 years than anyone that I have ever known.

Oh Christ I hate this sort of mourning masturbation. If she lived THAT MUCH BETTER a life in 20 years than any of the rest of us, why be upset she's dead. She obviously used up all the time she was meant to be here.

[Anonymous No.4942900]

>>4942657
Yet god forbid one gets hurt, it's always 'hurr durr we need to change things to make the roads safer for cyclists' instead of, as it should be 'we need to make cyclists obey the fucking rules that are there to keep them safe'

[Anonymous No.4942911]

>>4942795

You don't have tits.

[Anonymous No.4942908]

>>4942856
>implying you would do that
>implying you're not a spineless neckbeard in real life and wouldn't just get out of their way meekly
>implying you even own a car

Sure, I'm sure you're really going to do that.

[Anonymous No.4942934]

>>4942890
>>4942795
>lived more in 20 years
What does she do that is so exciting?

[Anonymous No.4942937]

>>4942934
Decompose.

[Anonymous No.4942972]

>>4941886
right because the other threads here are so compelling..thats why we're in here reading it.

[Anonymous No.4943006]

>>4938016
she reminds me of angie

[Anonymous No.4943016]

>>4943006
Scary

[Anonymous No.4943024]

barista is spanish for "If I was hotter I'd be a bartender or cocktail waitress"

[Anonymous No.4943031]

>>4943006
>>4943016
even scarier because Angie stopped posting around 2009...

hmm...

[Anonymous No.4943188]

>>4943006

Who or what the fuck is/was an Angie?

[Anonymous No.4943192]

>>4943188
gtfo newfag cancer

[Anonymous No.4943201]

>>4943192

So Angie was a nobody whore. Got it. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.4943202]

>>4943188
Don't be laughable.

[Anonymous No.4943250]

>>4943188
>>4943201
ahahaha your newfag is showing

[Anonymous No.4943269]

>>4943250

I'm simply a resident of Angieisdeadtown.

[Anonymous No.4943289]

>>4942887
Unless you are cycling at 30MPH or if you are a nigger in Tennessee no car will tailgate you.

[Anonymous No.4943294]

>>4942937
Way past decomposition. There's no more fun or excitement in her life.

[Anonymous No.4944290]

>>4942453
Just because they (think they) are saving the earth doesn't justify paying so little respect to the other road users, including pedestrians.

[Anonymous No.4944296]

>a cager in a hurry murdered a person on a bike because "I was just checking my phone and she just came out of nowhere"
>no criminal charges were filed

Another day on the meat grinder.

This is why I take the subway.

[Anonymous No.4944326]

>>4942256
>They think they're cars
>think
>they're cars
>cars

[Anonymous No.4944343]

>>4944326

[Anonymous No.4945413]

This just in: bitch is still dead. As is Angie.

[Anonymous No.4945430]

Wow, what a coincidence that the first comment on the gapersblock site in 4 years shows up just a few short days after this post:


Jim Rustles / November 13, 2013 2:43 PM

That's terrible. i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

[Anonymous No.4946428]

>>4945430
i was bemused by this. surely only a 4chan netizen would accomplish such a piece?

[Anonymous No.4946471]

It's weird as fuck to see that here. It happened a block from my house and there's still a memorial up. She was like friends of friends.

[Anonymous No.4946488]

>>4946471
I'll add that she was hit on a street that is right after a stop sign by a semi truck that went into the wrong lane (there's only a one block stretch in that lane where it's available because it's a park and there's parking on the next 3-4 subsequent blocks and 2 previous ones so the semi would have had to merge back into the other one within 10 seconds anyways)

apparently the truck pulled into that lane right after the stop sign and dragged her like 100 feet.

This is the stretch where it happened, obviously no reason for a truck to drive agressively or get in the other lane as it's a pretty quiet intersection (relatively for a main street.) She was dragged all the way to the end of the length of the park on the right.

[Anonymous No.4946493]

>>4946488
and this is the end, the memorial's set up on the right side with the bike and someone keeps dropping off fresh flowers every week.

I hate bicyclists as much as the next person but I'm pretty sure it was the truck's fault.

[Anonymous No.4946507]

>>4942256
>splat!
>someone ded simbly ebin :^)

[Anonymous No.4946665]

>>4942606
>>4942645
>>4942657
>>4944290
Yall some mad ass cagers, fucking butt-devistated little faggots. I bike everywhere everyday, Houston, I don't stop if I don't have to, I run stop signs in front of cops damn near daily, they don't give a shit because it's not a problem, you motorists are just jealous of the freedom you watch me have from the confinement of your little bubble. Don't mistake what I said for being reckless, I don't even cause a vehicle to slow down, I always give right of way when it's due, I just don't stop for little bullshit, you people know that is the case with 90% of cyclist doing stuff you don't like, it's not inconvenience, it's jealousy, you wish you could be having fun, passing up a bunch of miserable motorists, staying fit and saving money and "muh environment". I also carry pic related within reach on every ride, as do many cyclists, you throw a can or something at me and I will murder you in the street and pedal my ass away. Stay mad you gaggle of fat lazy plebs.

[Drunken Microwave Food Review/(...) No.4946667]

>>4946665

Lol /k/ tries in vain to troll /ck/, btw your penis is showing.

[Anonymous No.4946676]

>>4946667
Not even /k/ douchenozzle, just an annoyed cyclist waiting for you to give me a reason to pop your ass.

[Anonymous No.4946680]

>>4946665
is this real life?

[Anonymous No.4946702]

>>4946665
I ride a push bike and drive a car, not at the same time of course.
Even though I run red lights, ride on the foot path, ride into oncoming traffic and a bunch of other cool things I do but when I'm in my car don't give me no crap cause the slightest thing and I just might snap, Drivers are rude, Such attitudes, But when I show my PIECE, Complaints cease, Something's odd, I feel like I'm God, You stupid dumb-shit god-damn motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.4946708]

>>4946702
god damn right

[Anonymous No.4946742]

>She lived more in 20 years than anyone that I have ever known
>Coffee, biking, friendship, school, figure skating

WOW AM I IMPRESSED

[Anonymous No.4946777]

>>4946702
i love you anon

[Anonymous No.4946789]

>she had some what looks like great tits ;_;

[Anonymous No.4946798]

>>4946665
I'm a pedestrian. Next time a cyclist refuses me the right of way on a pedestrian crossing, I'll just flippantly grab his handlebar and then pretend he unrightly ran into me.

[Anonymous No.4946813]

>>4946798
>pretend
just like with bikes and cars, as a pedestrian, getting hit can never be your fault, ever
it is always the bikers fault

>mfw i kick bikers off the sidewalk
seattlites are scum

[Anonymous No.4946816]

>>4946813
fucking 4chan
seattlites are scum
there are bike paths out the ass but they all insist on riding on the sidewalk
i've gotten 37 stitches over 4 collisions with bikers while living in washington

[Anonymous No.4946817]

>>4946816
Keep your head up.

[Anonymous No.4946818]

>>4946817
>victim blaming

[Anonymous No.4946820]

>>4946818
Yeah, what kinda weirdo is concerned about their safety?

[Anonymous No.4946823]

>>4946820
are you fucking kidding me

[Anonymous No.4946830]

>>4946823
I live in an area with the highest concentration of bikes and dogs. I chose to look out for bikes instead of worrying about stepping in dog shit.

I've never been hit by a bike or stepped in dog shit. Maybe there's a bit of victim blaming but stop walking into traffic.

[Anonymous No.4946832]

>>4946830
>stop walking into traffic.
I'm not walking in traffic
road vehicles are illegally using the sidewalks

did you even read my post?

[Anonymous No.4946843]

>>4946832
The law is arbitrary. The methodology is up to you and I. You keep getting hit by bikes so I really don't give a shit about yours and I've been hit by cars twice before I learned to look both ways.

[Anonymous No.4946848]

>>4946843
remember to tell yourself that when your kids gets ran over by a drunk driver

[Anonymous No.4946849]

>>4946848

[Anonymous No.4946854]

>>4946848
I don't really get your point.

Both of us dislike biciclysts.

You got hit by one

I made fun of you for it

Then there's these last few posts. I'm glad you're okay but you probably would have been better served by a bike that happened to give you psychiatric treament afterwards.