Chicken Fried Steak and Country Gravy

[Anonymous No.4913216]

O-Okay, H-here I go.

I made a thread earlier asking about cube steak and it turns out that frying it is the only answer. Lots of faggots in there, btw. >>4912909

So instead of shoving the meat up my ass with olive oil, I am going to cook it. Behold the ingredients.

-cheap pork sausage
-garlic
-crude steaks
-cream
-garlic
-no paprika, it tastes like apricot and adds no spice
-some other shit i dunno

We're doing it fucking live, yo. Shit's gonna be fun on a bun.

[Anonymous No.4913221]

>>4913216
vegetable oil. Get it right faggot. but since youre actually going to contribute some oc, good luck op, keep us updated

[Anonymous No.4913228]

>>4913216
Shop right and you'll always save, anon.

[Anonymous No.4913230]

>>4913221
Heh, no smokey apartment for me tonight

Anyways, for the biscuits I was relived that I didn't have to grease the pan. I can't remember how long this shit was in my cupboard. There is a clear and very sticky layer of ...like plastic over the lard. Odd.

[Anonymous No.4913240]

>>4913230

fry the steak in the Crisco
FRY the steak in the CRISCO
FRY THE STEAK IN THE CRISCO

[Anonymous No.4913257]

>>4913240
I was told olive oil is the way to go.

First, the gravy. It involves meat.

[Anonymous No.4913261]

>>4913257
and biscuits.

God bless whoever invented canned biscuits

[Anonymous No.4913310]

>>4913216

>electric stove

[Anonymous No.4913342]

>>4913310
Like I give a fuck. Also, I was Zeke the plumber not whatever the fuck that was.

Here we brown the sausage and garlic.

[Anonymous No.4913358]

>>4913257
>frying
>into olive oil

[Anonymous No.4913379]

>>4913310

Look at how much disappoint is in that grandpa's eyes.

[Anonymous No.4913391]

>>4913358
Oops, some fell onto the floor. But it's not too dirty.

[Anonymous No.4913406]

>>4913391
>so so horny right now

[Anonymous No.4913411]

>>4913406
Nah, looks fine.

>Into the pan it goes

[Anonymous No.4913416]

>>4913411
Oh, it's cooking up nice now guys. This is making my whole apartment smell like pork and spice. Much better than the vomit smell left over from the halloween party.

[Anonymous No.4913433]

Biscuits away. Goddamn, I am getting a little drunk here.

[Anonymous No.4913439]

Okay, sauage is done. Time to add the flour and shit.

>Fuck, I got shitall over the place taking this pic. I can literally slide around on the kitchen floor now

[Anonymous No.4913442]

>>4913358
Whats wrong with that? Olive oil has a very high smoke point.

[Anonymous No.4913443]

>>4913433

Good Jesus, that oven.

[Anonymous No.4913449]

>>4913443
Fuck off Pilk, the shit's still workin 'innit.

Add some whole cream and start stirring like mad. Goddamn there is a mess in here now, shit is leaking over the side and all over the floor. I shoulda got some paper towels.

[Anonymous No.4913458]

Dump the pig meat back in, drink, stir, like tears in rain.

[Anonymous No.4913465]

im not sure i can handle cooking this american

everything is a mess, everything looks dirty and greasy

no fucking thank you sir

[Anonymous No.4913467]

>>4913458

srs question: OP you're cooking naked with your robe wide open while drinking heavily, right?

[Anonymous No.4913471]

>>4913458
>vomit smeared housecoat
>>4913467
Oh god no, it's worse than i thought.

OP is my dad.

[Anonymous No.4913473]

>>4913467

>robe
>naked
>drinking heavily

Chose two.

[Anonymous No.4913476]

>>4913473

I choose robe and naked.

[Anonymous No.4913484]

>>4913465
Wait til you see the finished product. Also, I take some offense that cooking greasy and dirty is somehow 'American'.

I mean, you can't argue with results, look how well this sausage gravy is coming along!
C'mon, bro

[Anonymous No.4913488]

>>4913467
Naked while being robed is not naked, and yes, I have been drinking heavily... MOTHER.

Anyways, I don't see why that's an issue. Most great men did their shit blind drunk an naked like Imhotep and shit.

Oh my GOD, look how perfect this gravy came out. Can you smell it /ck/, can you taste it?!?

Tastes like something palatable. Oh yeah.

[Anonymous No.4913490]

>>4913473

simply wearing a robe, yet having your junk hanging free and exposed to the world is hardly clothed.

[Anonymous No.4913496]

>>4913490
It's more clothed than naked.

[Anonymous No.4913498]

>>4913490

The man is in his castle. You gay son?

[Anonymous No.4913506]

>>4913490
It's an edgy way to cook. Jesus fuck am I getting ripped though. I would recommend the robe but not the whiskey. I spelled that right, faggot.

Oh shit, the biscuits are done! Look hoe well they turned out. Like dimes, nigga! DIMES

[Anonymous No.4913508]

>>4913506
Is there going to be a gun in the picture at the end? What is the shtick for this guy's posts, I forget…?

[Anonymous No.4913514]

>>4913508
I don't know what you're talking about, pal. I gave up on the chicken fried steak and stuck with biscuits and gravy instead. I couldn't help it, shit smelled so good I had to.

Will pick up tomorrow with the steaks after I sober up a little and get some rest. See you then, neighbors.

[Anonymous No.4913566]

>>4913442
no. no it doesn't

[Anonymous No.4913622]

>>4913566
yes it do

[Anonymous No.4913645]

>>4913514

lol faggot show us the clip; bet u a dollar its airsoft

[Anonymous No.4913654]

>>4913645
>2015 minus 3 plus 1
>not being able to spot a real gun
shiggy

[Anonymous No.4913691]

>>4913645
Are you fucking serious? It's a WASR-10 Romanian AK-47 with full wood furniture, 30 round magazine, and old-school cut-away stock. That shit is legit as it gets.

[Anonymous No.4913994]

not... dead...

[Anonymous No.4914022]

>>4913514
Great thread until you shoved your male insecurities into it.
>HURR MUH GUNS

[Anonymous No.4914026]

>>4913691
>celebrating having a WASR-10
ouch

[Anonymous No.4914034]

>>4914022
>male insecurities
>muh chillins!

How does it feel to have the mindset of a mindless housewife?

[Anonymous No.4914041]

>>4914022
>mah cis privilege

[Anonymous No.4914045]

>>4914034
>placing your firearm in pictures of your food is totally the sign of a mature and secure male

lol

[Anonymous No.4914055]

>>4914045
>firearm ownership makes you immature/insecure

Next tell me the psychological implications of having your cat in your pictures, or wads of cash. It's called fun, anon. You remember fun, right?

[Anonymous No.4914063]

>>4914055
Wow sounds like so much fun!

[Anonymous No.4914078]

>>4914063

[Anonymous No.4914141]

>>4914063
judging others fun makes you a shit head

[Anonymous No.4914228]

How has OP not passed out yet?

[Anonymous No.4914692]

>>4914228
I did. I started watching police academy movies and woke up on the couch several hours later. I'll get to the chicken fried steak in a while but I need to sleep a bit more. Try to guess which gun I'll place in the last photo to compensate for my threatened manhood!

[Anonymous No.4914899]

The liquor store opens in 4 minutes. Are you ready for some country shit steak?!?!

[Anonymous No.4914903]

>>4914899
Get cooking

[Anonymous No.4914922]

>>4914903
Look how nice an clean the kitchen is! Time to cook. Back after a liquor run.

[Anonymous No.4914926]

>>4914692
Your posts made me hungry and Chicken fried steak is my fav
Do it ffor the hungry niggas

[Anonymous No.4914929]

>>4913216
>>4913230
>>4913257
>>4913261
>>4913342
>>4913391
>>4913411
>>4913416
>>4913433
>>4913439
>>4913449
>>4913458
>>4913484
>>4913488
>>4913506
>>4913514

It is with considerably diffidence that I attempt to address you, knowing full my own incompetency, understanding that your well and highly evolved mind would not be merely entertained by the address of a navy seal, but must regardless inquirer your reconsideration of board, as the current state of your dwellings permits considerable risk of condemnation. It is quite evident that your capabilities permit you a status some amount below the line of poverty, and it is understandable that under such circumstances one must take allowances, but once one's home (considered his castle) becomes so entrenched in filth it makes it appear you live on a farm in the American Midwest circa 1930, some amount of civility needs to be achieved, less National Geographic asks to film your dwellings for a new episode of "Taboo."

[Anonymous No.4914931]

>>4914922
>that oven

It's a ghastly anachronism but I like it.

[Anonymous No.4914937]

>>4914899

DUDE...I've been waiting for over a day for this shit and now I'm not even hungry any more....who am I kidding, I'm always hungry. Get with the fuk'in CFS

[Anonymous No.4914941]

>>4914922

Your mom's going to kick your ass when she gets back from church, for cleaning up after your messy-ass.

[Anonymous No.4914966]

>4914929

There's that fag talk again.

>>4914941

It ain't sunday, nigga and she is dead as fuck.

>>4914937

But yes, let's begin.

[Anonymous No.4914978]

>>4914966
I'm so happy you're back. Get cooking, OP!

[Anonymous No.4914987]

Okay, first to bread the steaks the proper way.

...What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.4914994]

>>4914987
There is a fucking bug in my flour. That's just fucking perfect. I combed through the rest looking for more, but only found him. I suppose the eggs are extra protein.

Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.4914999]

God... DAMN it. Those are farm eggs from a redneck friend and those shells have definitely not been washed.

This is not going well at all. I need to have a shot and a smoke and contemplate my place in the world.

[Anonymous No.4915000]

>>4914966

srs'ly, another bottle of shitty whiskey...rly?

[Anonymous No.4915022]

>>4914994
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-and-Prevent-Flour-Mites
I got you, OP

[Anonymous No.4915053]

>>4913473
that's not a "choose two" situation dumbass

[Anonymous No.4915063]

Are you okay, OP?

[Anonymous No.4915064]

>>4914994

You filthy animal, why is everything in your crib disgusting?

[Anonymous No.4915069]

>>4915000
Nigga, I don't drink it for the taste.

>>4915022
Thanks, I'll check into that later.

But first we ready the oils. Not olive oil. I was warned of an early and smokey death if I did that. Only good ole vegetable oils.

[Anonymous No.4915076]

>>4915063
Fuck no. I got burns from throwing these things into the oil. I smeared some butter on my arms so it should turn out alright.

Just glad I wasn't wearing my precious robe.

[Anonymous No.4915077]

>>4915069

nooooooo, you fggt...cook it in the crisco DAMMIT.

[Anonymous No.4915080]

>>4915076
You would have been protected if you were wearing your wizard robe you fool!

[Anonymous No.4915084]

>>4915076
>OP smears butter on his burns to heal them
>OP confirmed for some kind of butter golem/lard atronach

[Anonymous No.4915089]

>>4915084
>butter golem

now we just need to find a waffle wizard and syrup nymph and we got us a breakfast party.

[Anonymous No.4915090]

This fries the steak.

[Anonymous No.4915092]

You have no fucking idea how hard it was to turn these fuckers. I learned to turn them onto each other to minimize splash back. My kitchen floor is awash in scalding oils.

[Anonymous No.4915093]

>>4915092
Why have you used so much oil?

[Anonymous No.4915111]

>>4915090

YOUR OIL IS NOT HOT ENOUGH

>>4915092

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE A SHITTY CRUST

[Anonymous No.4915117]

>>4915093
What are you. stupid or something?

Also, to those thinking I live in squalor, I'll have you know that the rest of the place is very clean. I woke up to see that I did the laundry drunk and was honestly surprised that happened. Shirts were on hangers, socks and underwear were in the drawers and everything. I am such a neat person it is fucking ridiculous.

I even recycle my bottles.

[Anonymous No.4915124]

>>4915117
Look how clean I recycle shit, yo.

[Anonymous No.4915128]

>>4915117
>>4915124

are you.. are you howtobasic? why are you wearing pants?

[Anonymous No.4915130]

>>4915111
Yo, I tried. I can only imagine the burns if I boiled that shit in a shallow pan when it got splashed all over me. It was reasoned compromise, and the fact that my skin isn't sloughing off my arms is okay with me.

Consider the result.

[Anonymous No.4915134]

>>4915128
I don't know what you're talking about and I wore pants because I had to go to the liquor store a while back.

[Anonymous No.4915142]

>>4915134
i find it strange that you do not know the name of our god...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IeD1MHyt9c&feature=c4-overview&list=UUR4s1DE9J4DHzZYXMltSMAg

[Anonymous No.4915169]

>>4915142
Fucking wow. I now have a new godhead to pray to.

Anyways, here the money shot. I'm off to the record store.

[Anonymous No.4915174]

>>4915169
OP delivers!

[Anonymous No.4915182]

>>4915169
i think we should dedicate the rest of this thread to our lord and saviour howtobasic

the man who taught me cooking

[Anonymous No.4915183]

>>4915174
Yeah, only took two days.

Wait, I forgot something.

[Anonymous No.4915240]

Got a nice record, Jazz at the NY Jazz quartet in nipville, or some such nonsense. I love walking down main street, the sights and scenes are above reproach.

Forgot my last pic.

Also, chill on this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6LzxNsMZ-c

[Anonymous No.4915245]

>>4915183

you had most of the right ingredients so I'm guessing it tasted ok, but man, does that look like shit.

[Anonymous No.4915253]

>>4915245
It tasted like vicotry sir.

But to be honest, I should have scored and pounded the steaks a bit and seasoned the flour. The sausage gravy came out fucking excellent though, and I'll thank you not to besmirch it's name, faggot.

[Anonymous No.4915255]

>>4913433
Dear lord, OP, I think we have the same/similar ghetto ass mini-stove. Mine came with this cheap ass apartment, and has a manufacture date in the late 60s. I checked the model number with GE and they don't simply no longer make it, they don't even keep the manual on file anymore. It's a piece of shit, and everything that goes in the oven burns. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.4915263]

>>4915255
I never had a problem with it. I honestly can't understand why people here have difficulty cooking with whatever is available. I made mushroom spaghetti with meatballs over a fucking open camp fire last week for fuck sake. It is not that hard.

I think it's because you people are so damn hung up on precise measures that you forget everything else. But yeah, my oven is a piece of shit but it works and I love it.

[Anonymous No.4915336]

So, how did I do? I heard some faggot say it looked horrible, and another proclaim that he wanted more.

Be the judge, the jury, and decider. Do it.

[Anonymous No.4915394]

>>4914022
I love how brainwashed and emasculated the European population of 4chan is. They're even afraid of firearms, what a bunch of children.

[Anonymous No.4915398]

>>4915394
>They're even afraid of firearms, what a bunch of children.
Gee whenever there is a shooting in America you guys seem to be pretty terrified of each other.

Not to mention you guys voluntarily gave up many freedoms following 9/11. 3,000 or so lives was all it took to fold over? Keep thinking your population is strong and against a government state lol

[Anonymous No.4915401]

>>4915398
>Gee whenever there is a shooting in America you guys seem to be pretty terrified of each other.

Nope.

Those shootings always seem to conveniently happen in 'gun free zones'

Also;

Those people yelling and screaming are called 'ambulance chasers' its how they make their money.

[Anonymous No.4915402]

>>4915394
No one was talking about Europe or America. Are you having a bad day? Need to take a break from /ck/ for a bit and calm down?

[Anonymous No.4915404]

>>4915263
Why would you love your oven if it is a piece of shit? Do you really mean you are used to it?

[Anonymous No.4915405]

>>4915401
>Those shootings always seem to conveniently happen in 'gun free zones'

It's a conspiracy, muh fast and furious. The government is too weak and stupid to implement a health care system equivalent to other first world countries, but it's strong and clever enough to blow up the world trade center and have no one find out. Also Jews.

[Anonymous No.4915406]

>>4915402
I'm sorry, my feathers get all ruffled whenever I have to read text written by jealous, feminized Europeans.

[Anonymous No.4915409]

>>4915406
You realize you would probably be as patriotic if you were born in another country, right?

[Anonymous No.4915412]

>>4915406
Your government shut down because of healthcare and a bunch of corporate lobbyists disguised as populist yahoos.

No one is jealous of American anymore. Enjoy your slow decline.

Sincerely,

- Norway, better than America by virtually all metrics

[Anonymous No.4915416]

>>4915412
>>4915412
>Norway, better than America by virtually all metrics

Except GDP.

And Military.

The only two things that actually matter.

[Anonymous No.4915420]

>>4915416
>Except GDP.
lol maybe you should check the figures first...

>And Military.
>The only two things that actually matter.
How has the military made your life better? I see the military industrial complex propaganda has done its job well.

[Anonymous No.4915421]

>>4915409
>>4915406
OP here. Guns are cool but you need to chill the fuck out on the whole
>muh 2nd amendment rights
bullshit. No one is taking our fucking guns. Clinton couldn't do it, and now it's a dead issue.

Also, yes. Europoors are all fagits. Except for poland.

[Anonymous No.4915422]

>>4915416

Norway is #3 GDP PPP per capita. USA is #7

Fittingly, America ranks alongside to the PRC and Saudi Arabia in terms of military spending per citizen.

[Anonymous No.4915426]

>>4915416
>The only two things that actually matter.
When you grow up and raise a family you will see life very differently.

[Anonymous No.4915428]

>>4915422
>GDP Per Capita

Per capita doens't matter, shithead.

You're country is so fucking irrelevent, it's not even in the top 10.

California alone is a bigger influence than you.

[Anonymous No.4915432]

>>4915412
The Norwegians are nearly as insular and isolated as the Americans. They have money, but it's a boring, frigid place full of boring, frigid people and boring, frigid food.

[Anonymous No.4915434]

>>4915426
>needing handouts from the government to function

Maybe if you grew up, and grew some hair on your chest you could provide for wife and baby with your own sweat like us real red-blooded americans do. A hard days' work is its own reward, just like a fine ass home cooked meal is always worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.4915442]

>>4915428
>You're country is so fucking irrelevent, it's not even in the top 10.

Actually my country (USA) is in the top 10.

People like you are why this country is going to hell.

[Anonymous No.4915450]

>>4915442
>Another American who hates America

Why don't you move to Norway then?

Oh wait that's right.

Beers are 10 dollars and a Big Mac is 7 dollars. It's meaningless to have such a high GDP per capita when everything is twice as expensive.

[Anonymous No.4915465]

>>4915450
>big macs are a measure of quality of life

You're joking, right?

[Anonymous No.4915466]

>>4915465
No, but they are a measure of relative spending power of a currency weighted against the dollar.

[Anonymous No.4915470]

>>4915465
Oddly enough, the Brits do in fact use them that way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Economist
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index

[Anonymous No.4915475]

>>4915470

The big mac index is ironic. Do you even read the economist or is it just something your high school econ teacher taught you about?

[Anonymous No.4915478]

>>4915475
I don't think you understand what the word 'irony' means.

[Anonymous No.4915483]

>>4915432
That's insulting to Americans. Take it back.

[Anonymous No.4915490]

>>4915478

I understand it just fine. There's a lot of tongue in cheek humor in that magazine, which is flying way over your head.

[Anonymous No.4915494]

>be OP
>see the thread finally take off
>only because it's nationalist thread-shitting
>disagree with the American nationalists
>despise the anti-American Europeans

>I just wanted to cook some chicken fried steak with sausage gravy, not start an international pissing match

[Anonymous No.4915507]

>>4915490
>something can't be funny and true at the same time

[Anonymous No.4915511]

>>4915483
>implying America isn't insular and isolated

[Anonymous No.4915514]

>>4915507

I never said the numbers were made up, but if you don't see why it's funny that a british magazine is using the price of a mcdonalds burger as an international economic benchmark, you're beyond hope.

[Anonymous No.4915515]

>>4915511
Insular? Most likely.

Isolated? Man, where the fuck have you been for the last decade?

[Anonymous No.4915518]

>>4915514
I'm agreeing with you.

It's funny.

It's also a great indicator for the purchasing power of a local currency :)

[Anonymous No.4915537]

>>4915515
In the US, actually. Got my first place and moved here about 10 years ago. Yes: Americans are insular and isolated.

[Anonymous No.4915539]

>>4915518

By the same logic, the US dollar is shit because I can't buy as much cat shit coffee here as I could with rupiah.

[Anonymous No.4915544]

>>4915537
Don't get me wrong, though! I like America/ns. I don't like Norway/egians.
But there's no denying that most of you are really insular and that your populace is completely isolated from any culture other than your own.

[Anonymous No.4915547]

>>4915539
Civet coffee is a delicacy, it's price is based on culture rather than actual cost.

The Big Mac is usually sold at cost, and then the money is made on the overpriced drinks and french fires. That's why it is an economic indicator.

[Anonymous No.4915548]

>>4915539
...no... that's not even close to being a comparable analogy.

[Anonymous No.4915549]

>>4915544
We're not insular, we just don't give a shit about indians, get over yourselves and do remember that you're here and not the other way around.

You suck writing code too.

[Anonymous No.4915556]

>>4915549
Not from India.
Don't write code.
Nice try, though.
Like I said, I like America/ns. No need to be so defensive on the internet, Anon. There's no need. There's none.
You're still insular and isolated, though.

[Anonymous No.4915559]

>>4915557
>Mcdonalds is an exotic foreign delicacy in some countries too.

[Anonymous No.4915557]

>>4915547

Mcdonalds is an exotic foreign delicacy in some countries too. The big mac index is nothing more than an amusing exercise and an editorial tradition. The economist has had all kinds of serious articles about how measuring quality of life is complicated. Try reading it some time.

[Anonymous No.4915560]

>>4915547
That means so much from someone who thinks coffee in the first place is a delecacy, then coffee shat out by a fucking civet is even more of a delecacy. GTFO! Go stab yourself in one of your eyes with a rusty fork, that'll leave you one to see the errors of your ways.

[Anonymous No.4915568]

>>4915560
Do you understand what a delicacy is?

They eat Hákarl in Iceland, which is shark that's been sitting in its own piss. This is a delicacy.

[Anonymous No.4915571]

>>4915559

Have you ever actually traveled outside of the US?

[Anonymous No.4915575]

>>4915571
Shit yeah.

And in most countries Big Mac's are equivalently cheaper because everything isn't overpriced as shit.

It's pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.4915580]

>>4915556
A lot of Americans are, sure. Big deal. A lot people in any given country aren't that smart or cultured.

[Anonymous No.4915585]

>>4915580
Keep thinking that, how about stop taking our uncultured American money? Then prove how cultured you really are by eating civet shit.

Fucking barbarian!

[Anonymous No.4915594]

>>4915568
I'm not an Icelander and I don't eat rotten fish.
There are some hot babes in Iceland, but that rotten fish must give them seriously bad breath.

[Anonymous No.4915608]

>>4915575
It's a business, deal with it or don't. Nobody is forcing you to eat Mr McChicken Nuggers.

Maybe in the sad shithole 3rd world country your from they do that, but not here in the USA.

btw... Your jealously preceeds you.

[Anonymous No.4915612]

>>4915580
I've said nothing about "smart or cultured." I spoke only of being isolated and insular. For top-tier countries (IE "the west"), it goes America, Iceland, Australia, Norway and Ireland as the top five most insular and culturally isolated countries.
There's nothing wrong with being either. You might be taking offense where none is intended. You're just a very culturally isolated and insular nation, is all. Much of the rest of the world is forced to interact with other countries and cultures because we've squabbled so much over boundaries that it's often difficult to find significant difference between one person from one side of any given border and someone from the other.

No need to be upset, Amerifriend.

[Anonymous No.4915636]

>>4915612
I'm not upset, I just know that you're a socialist cunt, you wrap it in big WERRRDDSS but you can't hide what you are.

Your list is stupid too, got some attributations for any of those assertions? Of course you don't. Now go back to your starbucks and drink civet shit and think that you're smarter than everyone else whilst posting on an American website.

[Anonymous No.4915637]

>>4915612
That was my first post. I'm not upset at all, I think that other guy was though. Also, saying a person or populace is insular implies they are uncultured, particularly when you go on to say they are a culturally isolated country.

[Anonymous No.4915645]

>>4915612
You starbucks and jamba juice folk might want to wear some fedoras around, so your easily identifyable.

[Anonymous No.4915655]

>>4915637
The only nations that I care about are white nations and Italy. A lot of what they've done is here in the USA. English speaking nations and Italy and Greece. The rest of them I honestly don't give a fuck about.

I'm not a politically correct multicultral hippocrite.

[Anonymous No.4915670]

>>4915637
I guess so insofar as uncultured means 'unknowledgeable about other cultures,' anyway. I never meant to imply that Americans are uncultured in the sense of lacking a culture. No: that's Australia.

[Anonymous No.4915708]

What the fuck happened to my thread. It suddenly turned into a euro/americo shit fest.

The west is the best. THE WEST IS THE BESSSST

all you need to know, kimosabe.

[Anonymous No.4915715]

>>4915708
American inferiority complex struck again. every time any countries are discussed at all, some american guy starts lashing out at any perceived foreigners who might be lurking. he really needs to be banned.

Pretty sure he's from Wisconsin.

[Anonymous No.4915723]

>>4915715
So it's like /int/ where that one dane starts shit?

This whole site is fucked.

[Anonymous No.4915725]

>>4915405
Naw. Our government isn't weak, it's just that our people aren't willing to pay for others problems. This government isn't based on socialism.

I don't want to pay for you and shaqueneesha's 9 kids with 9 different daddies. Our nation is based on individualism, so don't pull that 1st world gotta be socialist shit on me, you'll fail miserably.

[Anonymous No.4915732]

>>4915708
yeah yeah sorry, tits or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.4915747]

>>4915732
You dont wanna see my tits bro. they are covered in hair and shit.

[Anonymous No.4915753]

>>4915715
that is the problem. you/ we start banning, that's the endgame plenty of sh um stuff i dislikje. but who is the judge? certainly not me. tough enough to mind my own.

[Anonymous No.4915768]

>>4915753

That's easy to say when everyone is anonymous to you, but we are not anonymous to the mods. It's not hard to see which posters are always starting off topic shit flinging on a regular forum and it wouldn't be hard for them to do it here. Of course that assumes the mods here have an interest in moderating this place like a forum, instead of just treating this like /b/ but with food.

[Anonymous No.4915987]

Another good thread gone to shit. OP, cook some more slop up and get this thread back on track!

[Anonymous No.4916102]

>>4915987
Dear god, I think that would be in order. This place has turned to shit.

But I have to wake up in the morning and cook breakfast. Dad's coming over after church and I always have coffee and eggs ready for 'em, maybe my sister will be around for that again. I do miss her.

Anyways, it's been a treat /ck/. Until next time, when I get a deer and show you how to proper cook back-strap up. In the meantime keep supporting your local record store and never shy away from the farmer's market.

[Anonymous No.4916142]

>>4915987
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ

I woke to post this.

[Anonymous No.4916498]

>>4915494

>be anon
>stay up lurking op's thread while drinking cheaper liquor than op (and i also just opened my second plastic handle)
>wake up with mild alcohol poisoning
>go to work at busy downtown restaurant on a busy as fuck saturday night
>get home, take shower, start drinking, check /ck/
>awesome, chicken fried steak thread is alive and well
>see this

[Anonymous No.4917375]

>>4915494

>be in OP's first thread
>make joke about rump roast
>try to help with CFS
?????
>race war