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4912700 No.4912700[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Dad owns a burger place
>Cares deeply on burgers quality
>5 black people in
>black people rarely come on
>they come to the menu board and see how much quality burgers cost
>They're outraged
>start screaming "Shit" Infront of children and saying they could get it for a dollar something at mcdonalds
>all walk out cussing and screaming mcdonads
>everyone watches them walk out
Pic related. Our burger.

>> No.4912703

*niggers

>> No.4912704 [DELETED] 

Your burger joint got 'diversified', you lousy racist.
Also, net time call the cops. I'd hook them up for disorderly conduct.

>> No.4912708

>>4912700

while it lasts IMMA get a McDouble for a dollar, bitch.

MCDDDDZZZZZ, fuck yeah.

>> No.4912709 [DELETED] 

>>4912700
Thank god, OP. You wouldn't want them as customers anyways. How much DOES that burger cost?

>> No.4912712 [DELETED] 

if obama had sons... :(

>> No.4912723

>>4912709
See for yourself at our website.

www.ronniesburgers.com

>> No.4912728

>>4912723
the price on those burgers is cheaper than what McDonalds costs where i live.
god damn.

>> No.4912729

>>4912723
Thanks I screencapped this thread and will soon post a negative review accusing you of racism on yelp.

>> No.4912730
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4912730

OP's dad and milf

>> No.4912735

>>4912723

>3.00 for the McDouble equivalent

lol, nigga. no wonder they bounced.

>> No.4912739

>>4912704
If its racist to hate ignorant people then I guess I am racist

>> No.4912740

>>4912729
My best friend is black and agreed with me they were being rude, just thought you'd enjoy the story.
My town is too small to cae anyways.
I live in nowhereville.
Wichita falls is literally nowhere town,
Which is why I am fine with showing out website.

>> No.4912741

>>4912730
I would put my hot beef injection between her buns if you know what I mean

>> No.4912742

>>4912723
How can you guys get away with serving those tacos and nachos in Texas?

>> No.4912743

>>4912740
I'm just fucking with you man, I hate blacks too.

>> No.4912744

>>4912730
damn op i would smash your mom.

>> No.4912745

That meat looks moist and delicious.
Too bad I live in Ohio.

>> No.4912749

>>4912744
>>4912741

Muh mom is flattered.

>> No.4912746 [DELETED] 

>>4912743
lol

>> No.4912751

fail to see "quality," in any of these run-of-the-mill burger ingredients. Not freezing ground beef is pretty normal everywhere. Do you season the meat? Make your own rolls? What cut of meat are you grinding? I understand you are in Oklahoma, but fuck's sake, is that was passes for quality in farmer tanland?

>> No.4912752

the burger looks good
but is the bun toasted?

>> No.4912754 [DELETED] 

>>4912751
>where's muh absurd ingredients?
Hipster fag detected

>> No.4912755

>>4912751
Oklahoma? Fuck you man. I'm in Texas.
Oklahoma, please.
>>4912752

We have a bun toaster, but sometimes we put them on the grill too, depends on the customers choice if he perfers one way or the other.

>> No.4912758

>>4912700
Looks good except for that cheap looking bun. What's the deal with those buns?

>> No.4912762

>>4912758
We didn't toast the buns on the picture because we just wanted\d a picture for the website
So they look meh.
Trust me, they're usually toasted to perfection.
And look delicious.

>> No.4912763

Agreed on those buns, I wouldn't say they look 'cheap' but it'd look and probably taste a whole lot better if it looked a little fancier.

Ever thought about partnering with a local bakery to get your your better burger buns made on the day?

Come to think of it, even McDonald's has burger buns that are made on the day where I'm from...

>> No.4912766

>>4912751
It's a sandwich. It costs 3 bucks.
You are an annoying cunt, go eat overpriced risotto.

>> No.4912768

>>4912751
Where is the kimchi kale burger!?! You backwards rednecks dont understand sophistication!

>> No.4912767 [DELETED] 

>>4912763
>taking business advice from a confirmed retarded namefag on 4chap
lol

>> No.4912771

>>4912763
yeah because mcdonalds buns arent made from a bunch of sugar and garbage right

>> No.4912773 [DELETED] 

>>4912768
It doesn't even have a poached quail egg or homemade ketchup foam!

>> No.4912775

>>4912763

>knowing McD's delivery schedule

could you be any more pleb?

>> No.4912776 [DELETED] 

OP, is that pic the same as this one?

http://www.ronniesburgers.com/facebook.html

that is the most slightly above average burger I've ever seen.

>> No.4912781

>>4912775
I used to work night shifts, the only place that was between work and the bus stop back home was McD's, so I stop there for breakfast.

>>4912771
Tastes just like any generic off the shelve brand of baked goods, it's okay but nothing to write home about.

>> No.4912783

>>4912776
Yup.
Come try us out sometime if you're ever in town.
Wichita falls. We won best burger last year, and got to be on local news.

>> No.4912784

What's the difference between the small, medium, and large burgers and why is that a thing?

>> No.4912786

>>4912781
Why do you post?

>> No.4912790 [DELETED] 

>>4912783
Knowing that you are nigger free, I will come.

>> No.4912791

>cheddar .65
>melted cheddar .75
>putting the cheese on while it's cooking costs ten cents

Fucking whack ass honky shit. We McDeez.

>> No.4912792

>>4912783
Yea you won it because you're the only burger restaurant in town.

>> No.4912795
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>>4912700
>prolly not heavly seasoned and MSG beef shit 80/20 grade or worse.
>processed sliced cheese
>premade high preservative un toasted bun
>salad in a burger (muh balanced meal) no.
>fries look grossly undercooked. you can blanche in a fryer you know?

I was underrwhelemd by the menu.
no, im not black, Im from the UK.

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4912796

That pretzel Bun

>> No.4912797

>>4912784
Trust me they're different.
Small - Quarter pound
Medium - half pound
Large - 3/4ths

>> No.4912799 [DELETED] 

>>4912795
>eurotrash knowing anything about burgers
Stick to boiled eel and mutton, buttertooth

>> No.4912803

>>4912792
Actually there is 7 in town.
4 downtown.
I guess that's still not saying much.

>> No.4912806

>>4912700
Dry, thin, overcooked patties, probably made from pre-ground beef. Shredded lettuce. Shitty bun. 5/10.

>> No.4912810

>>4912796
Yes those are new.
They didn't sell to well at first, Now they're a hit

>> No.4912814

>>4912803
Oh ok well I was only making a stupid joke anyways.

>> No.4912818

>>4912806
Patties? No.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-burOsNx-U

Watch our commercial.

>> No.4912824

Your restaurant sucks because it's closed on Sundays. Stupid ass Christian shit.

>> No.4912825

>>4912824

There is no reason to be upset.

>> No.4912826 [DELETED] 

>>4912824
>being this fat
"BLERRRRRRG WHERE'S MUH SUNDAY BURGERS?"

>> No.4912831

>>4912826
More like >being this high

>> No.4912837
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4912837

>>4912723
>ronniesburgers

Sure, why not.

>> No.4912839

>>4912837

/co/ pls go

>> No.4912840
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4912840

>>4912826
>not praising our lord and savior by taking communion in the form of a triple bacon cheeseburger on God's day

This is his body.

>> No.4912844

>>4912803

>Actually there is 7

I bet five of those are fast food joints so congratulations on beating out one dude.

>> No.4912845

>>4912700
>Cares deeply on burgers quality
Is your dad an autist?

>> No.4912846

>>4912797
Just seems like the double and triple are there if you want a larger burger.

>> No.4912849

>>4912740
>Wichita falls
It's hardly nowhere. King of the Hill taught me that it's the home of the Dallas Cowboy's training camp and small Blizzards cost $1.09.

>> No.4912850

>>4912723
those fries look absolutely disgusting

>> No.4912852

I would eat burger king if they grilled like used 2.I don't want burgers waiting plastic tubs.don't change anything looks good

>> No.4912856

>>4912852

What?

>> No.4912857 [DELETED] 

>>4912852
anyone have a king to english translator?

>> No.4912861

>>4912844

Actually, we don't count fast food places as competition.
So they ones I named are small bussinesses, and famous ones like Smashburger and give guys.

>> No.4912864

That burger looks fucking delicious.
Wish your dad's place was near me.

More people need to care about burger quality.

>> No.4912865

>>4912861
five guys.*

>> No.4912866

>>4912818
is that your father's voice? he seems like he's got difficulty talking

>> No.4912868
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4912868

>>4912864
>OP's dad enters the thread

>> No.4912869

>>4912740

No wheres Ville? Your town is double the size of my states biggest city.

>> No.4912872 [DELETED] 

There's roody poos in Kansas?
What is this world coming to?

>> No.4912877

>>4912866
god no, that was some guy the commercial guys hired to d the voice,
He sounds southern as fuck, We mostly don't talk like that.

>> No.4912880

Can I order my Frisco Burger medium rare?

>> No.4912882

>>4912818
>being this autistic

The shape the burger is in is a fucking patty.

Also, I feel like you only made this thread in an attempt to market your crappy Texas bullshit burger.

>> No.4912888

>>4912882

First off, I was just telling a story that happend 20 minutes before I posted the thread, thought ya would find it funny.

Yes I am advertizing my burger to a bunch of people around the world so they will come to my small forsaken town in Texas just to come eat a burger here once.
You totally got me.

>> No.4912892 [DELETED] 

>>4912882
What's your opinion on the delicious hot dogs from 7-11?

>> No.4912897

>>4912888
Wichita Falls has the same population as my town. It's not that fucking small.

>> No.4912898

>>4912888
ya cuz we all love being racist. no really, we do. good one, OP

>> No.4912903 [DELETED] 

>>4912898
>it's racist to point the animal-like behaviors of blacks

>> No.4912904

>>4912898
Not racist, just racisl humour can be funny.
Seriously, I love black people. I even go to a black church. They know how to make fun of themselves.
Hell, my black friend has a fucking watermellon om his keychain, he knows I gotta make fun of that shit.

>> No.4912905

>>4912882
Viralfag pls go
Anyway, if OP kicks out basketball-americans from his restaurant, he deserves praise. I would eat ronnies burger.

>> No.4912908

>>4912700 (OP)

Can I order my burger medium rare?

>> No.4912912

>>4912723
reminds me of burger places back home. (I grew up in Texas). I'll have a Double with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, grilled onions, pickles, jalapenos and mustard, and a side of fried pickles. Oh, and a large cherry lime.

>> No.4912914

>>4912908
these old folks are always getting a large hamburger, with nothing on it but meat and bread, and ask to be cooked well done.
It's sickining.

>> No.4912916

>>4912912
This guy gets it.
Muh brethern.

>> No.4912924

>Those cheap ass offbrand buns
>Quality

>> No.4912925

>>4912700
You have successfully viral marketed your way onto my to-eat list if I'm ever in the area and remember.

I hate eating with niggers.

>> No.4912930

Lmao British "burgers" are not worth feeding to pigs

>> No.4912938 [DELETED] 

>>4912925
>I hate eating with niggers.
Everyone does. In the commercial is was all whites. Good people.

>> No.4912939

>>4912723
That Steak on Garlic sounds heavenly. But I'd want to add pickles and onions to it.

>> No.4912940

>>4912762
>we didn't care about the bun looking it's best when we were creating a picture that will decide whether or not people eat at our restaurant.

are you guys idiots?

>> No.4912942

>Feels the need to mention the ethnicity of your customers

A family of the same class would act the same. It's not because they're black.

>> No.4912949

>>4912942
>It's not because they're black.

You don't live in the US do you?

>> No.4912952

>>4912940
No, they're Texan.

>> No.4912955 [DELETED] 

>>4912942
>It's not because they're black.
lol back to your reddit fantasyland.

>> No.4912956

>>4912942
>black culture doesn't exist

How does it feel to such a tool?

>> No.4912959

I'm surprised you remembered that, you fucking autist.

>tfw I remembered that too

>> No.4912969

>>4912723

Nothing here looks bad, i'd definitely try it, but your dad needs to get a better camera/photographer for the website. The burger pic looks good but all the fried stuff looks grey, limpid and unappealing.

>> No.4912973

When did /ck/ become so angry and hateful?

moot should have never told you his favourite board was /ck/ in the podcast

>> No.4912976 [DELETED] 

>>4912973
>When did /ck/ become so angry and hateful?
I'm not seeing it. Not anymore than usual.
Perhaps you are what we call a newguy

>> No.4912978

>>4912969
Trust me our fries are delicious.
I agree though, I always tought they looked disgusting on the website.

>> No.4912982 [DELETED] 

>>4912979
Okay. Where's the racism?

>> No.4912979

>>4912976
Not the same guy, but that's bullshit. I've always liked /ck/ because it wasn't as racist and stupid as the rest of the site.

>> No.4912981

>>4912978
thought.*

>> No.4912983

>>4912973
Did he really say that? Huh. Interesting. Well, he does make threads here occasionally.

/ck/ has definitely gotten worse in the past several months. Even I've been coming here less because of the quality, and I'm a fucking /ck/ greybeard. I'm hoping it will improve with the holidays coming up. Although I noticed the Thanksgiving thread that was posted earlier got immediately trashed, so IDK. I miss the days of the /ck/ challenge, when there was tons of good OC.

>> No.4912984

Op im going to your dads restaurant and in going to demand to speak to you and if you aren't there then I will leave him a note for you

>> No.4912985

>>4912979
>because it wasn't as racist and stupid as the rest of the site.
This used to be the most xenophobic my country>your country board on the site until /sp/ and then /int/ came along. lol niggers has always had a place on /ck/ as well.

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>>4912976

I've been here for years

I don't leave 4chan

How dare you question my dedication and authenticity

>> No.4912988 [DELETED] 

>>4912983
>/ck/ has definitely gotten worse in the past several months.
Newfags say that everyday, snowflake.

>> No.4912990
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4912990

Just ordered a burger with jals, Onions, And extra garlic powder.

>> No.4912993

>small triple

why

>> No.4912994

>>4912988
>says the newfag

You're trying too hard. If you want people to actually believe you, you have to at least sound authentic. Hang around longer than a few weeks, kiddo.

>> No.4912996

>>4912983
I noticed that too. Even as recently as a year ago /ck/ was a quirky helpful place. Now it's full of spite and autism.

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4912997

>>4912990

>> No.4912998

>>4912723

>steak sandwich
>steak fingers
>steak on garlic
>fried pickles

Would eat here multiple times a week.

>> No.4912999

MALL MEDIUM LARGE
BURGER 2.99 3.99 5.49

DOUBLE 4.19 5.59 6.89

TRIPLE 5.29 7.69 8.29

You should feel bad about this.

>> No.4913000 [DELETED] 

>>4912994
>being this mad at being exposed a newfag
It'll get better. You just need to lurk more to get the hang of it.

>> No.4913001

>>4912700
>ronniesburgers
Smashburger is better

>> No.4913003

>>4913001
Are you from Wichita falls?

>> No.4913004

>>4913003
yeah
as i say smashburger is better, take some tips from them bro

>> No.4913006

>>4913000
0/10

You're not even trying. Those old troll phrases are completely ineffective. Lrn2b8m8.

>> No.4913007

>>4913000
Remember Habbo Hotel? Probably not. Newfag.

>> No.4913008

>>4913003
btw your server girl is v rude

>> No.4913011

Your fries look so...sad.

>> No.4913012

>>4913004
Actually there business has gone down,
They'll be gone in less thna a year.
We have many people come here saying smash burger isn't anything special and we have the best burger in town.
So, I'm not to worried about them.
Five guys was doing good, got scary.
But then they stopped caring for the quality of the food and service, now they're slow as hell.
We still got this town.

>> No.4913015

>>4912790
same

>> No.4913016 [DELETED] 

>>4913007
>implying I wasn't the center cog of the nigger swastika

>> No.4913017

>>4912791
Seriously, explain this shit.

Also I agree those fries look like shit. Terrible lighting and perspective. Any cell phone could take a better picture. Just go in there now and take one and upload it to the site. It can't be any worse than the pic on there now.

>> No.4913018

>>4913008
"server girl"
Our register women?
Can you describe her?

>> No.4913020

>>4913012
There's over 100,000 people in your city. I doubt you have a hold on a very large segment of the market.

>> No.4913022

>>4912940
no, they're californians

>> No.4913024

>>4913012
idk bro
imo its between meers and smashburger

>> No.4913026

>>4912849
It's also the home of our kinda and savior Mark Ripptitz.

>> No.4913027

>>4913020
The guy who delivers the buns here, delivers htem at every burger place here.
And he told us we're the only ones buying as much buns and selling good.
A lot of places are going dry.
We're are still prospering cause we care about the quality.

>> No.4913030

>>4913027
Or maybe people are eating more good food and less shitty meat pucks.

>> No.4913031 [DELETED] 

>>4913027
Your no blacks on premise policy is what draws me in.

>> No.4913034
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4913034

>>4913011
>>4913017
I just ordered some.
We put season salt on them.

>> No.4913037
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4913037

>come to this picture
>perplexed
>think at first they're chicken nuggets
>notice the ridges
>wait, are they... pickles?
>read menu; they are

I've never heard of such a thing. Regardless of whether they're good or not, they look soggy and grey in the photo.

>> No.4913040
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4913040

>>4913037
What the shit 4chan, that's not the pic I chose.

>> No.4913044

Does your dad get grass-fed beef or whatever it's called?

>> No.4913045

>>4913027
>we care about the quality
not as much as meers

>> No.4913043

>>4912723
>www.ronniesburgers.com
I really want to make you a new website, can I make you a new website? I'll do it for free

>> No.4913046

>>4912985
Yeah I think they ought to go back to the flags and geoIP system.

>> No.4913047

>>4913040
Yes .. they look awful on the website.
I have informed him about that many times.
They actually look great in person.
I'll see if I can get him to fix that sometime.

>> No.4913048

>>4913040
that looks disgusting

>> No.4913049

>>4912818
Dude wtf I just watched your commercial why did you get voice over narrator who is so unenthusiastic and dying of throat cancer?

>> No.4913050

>>4913037

Fried pickles are best when they are in spears not chips like the pic, the thinness of the chips means they dry out and get kinda leathery.

>> No.4913052 [DELETED] 

Your dad is gonna have you ass when retards start calling and ordering battletoad burgers, OP.

>> No.4913054

>>4913052
dialing now...

>> No.4913055

Menu looks pretty appetizing. But tell your dad he's an asshole for charging a whole dollar more for a child cheeseburger than for a child hamburger, especially since a slice of cheese is only $0.35 for adults. Unless the kiddy cheeseburger comes with three slices of cheese. In that case, call him an asshole for contributing to childhood obesity.

>> No.4913056

>>4913052
Which is why I posted it on the only mature board on 4chan.
This board has always had my respect enough to post things like this.

>> No.4913061

>>4913050
excellent observation

>> No.4913062

>>4913052
this isn't /b/

>> No.4913064

>>4913044
Grass fed beef tastes terrible.

>> No.4913067

>>4912723
>www.ronniesburgers.com
Very cheap prices. Will visit if I end up visiting states.

>> No.4913069

>>4913056
>respect
Respect enough to viral market here.

>> No.4913071

>>4913069
You guys asked questions, I answered.
Can't help I think we have good food.

>> No.4913074

>>4913071
Somebody asked what your prices were, not for your website. Fuck off.

>> No.4913075

>>4913034
See even that looks better. Now go upload it.

>> No.4913076

>>4913064
look, if it's not grass fed beef, and maybe with potato buns too, I don't see why OP's burger would be any better than Wendy's, which also strives itself on succulent beef patties

>> No.4913079

>>4913074
Go make your own successful restaurant, faggot.

OHHHHHH

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4913081

>thinking this picture looks at all appetizing and is remotely acceptable for a business site

>> No.4913085

>>4913074
Not OP but you should fuck off man. OPs restaurant puts niggers in their place. That's more than enough reason to support this man's business. It's not like he's a major chain that's "viiral marketing"

>> No.4913087

>>4913081
I gotta agree there. Even the best food looks like shit with bad photography.

OP, hire a pro food photographer. Right now those pics look like they belong on a Chinese restaurant menu.

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"Of the many circumstances that distinquish Ronnie’s Burgers from other hamburger
restaurants, the most asked about tradition is that of closing on Sunday. As the owner,
Mr. Blanchard made the decision to close on Sunday when he opened his first restaurant
in 1989. He has always shared that his decision was a two-fold decision, of spirituality
and practicality. He believes that all Ronnie’s Burgers employees should have an
opportunity to rest, spend time with family and friends, and worship if they choose to do
so. Mr. Blanchard believes that by giving employees Sunday off as a day for rest, family,
or fellowship and worship if they choose to do so, the company attracts quality people,
and people, are the cornerstone of Ronnie’s Burgers. Ronnie’s Burgers has the
opportunity to attract individuals who want to be associated with an organization with
a values-based vision, is purpose-driven and that truly values a balance between work
and family. Mr. Blanchard credits “blessings from the Lord” for the great success the
company has enjoyed, and he remains as committed as ever to maintaining the
Closed-on-Sunday policy."

i wonder how padre feels about the gays? i sure he was up in arms with chick fil a when he heard

>> No.4913092

>>4912983
>I miss the days of the /ck/ challenge, when there was tons of good OC.

that was six months ago you faggot! /ck/ challenge is an annual thing. just like how hof posts her pdfs only on december and jizzus posts his progress of filling up bottles with his cum only on december 26th.

>> No.4913095

>>4913085
don't say the n word

>> No.4913097

But he didn't put them in their place; they chimped out over the prices and left.

>> No.4913101

>>4913085
>neo-/ck/

>> No.4913103

>>4913094
lol he must hate gays so much

>> No.4913107

>>4913094
>>4913103

>implying
He don't mind them at all.
He knows a few regulars that are gay.
He don't care. Aslong as they can pay, he's serving.
He's one of those love the people hate the sin kinda christian.

>> No.4913108

>>4913097
Can you blame them? OP's dad charges extra for the same slice of cheese to be melted.

>> No.4913109

How far from Houston is this OP may come by for lunch one day

>> No.4913111

>>4913075
I told my dad "people" didn't care for his picture of fries on his website.
He changed it as soon as I told him.
The deed is done.

>> No.4913112

>>4913109
It's north of Dallas, brah.

>> No.4913113

>>4913107
>He don't mind
>He don't care
I think you mean doesn't. I guess they don't teach subject-verb agreement in the inbred wastes of Texas.

>> No.4913115

`>>4913094

You know most religious people are either extremely tolerant (because that's how the texts actually say to be) or indifferent, right? You only hear more about the bigots because they're way the fuck louder, crazier, and more interesting to talk about.

Of the very religious people I know (and in Bumfuck, Ohio, that's most everyone) only three have anti-homosexual sentiments. One is a bigoted asshole, and the other two say "I don't have any problem with them, but the Bible says it's wrong so I can't agree with what they're doing.

>> No.4913117

>>4913109
Look up how far your area in Houston is to Wichita falls.
Takes us about 7 hours to get to Houston by car.
We go every summer.

>> No.4913119

>>4913113
Yes, it's true. We're all retards in Texas. Also, all racist and homophobic. So please don't ever come here.

>> No.4913122

>>4913112
Thnx bro
>>4913117
When I go to Seattle ill be sure to come through.

>> No.4913123

Holy shit pretzel buns, fuck you I want a burger. Move to CA please.

>> No.4913125

Ca has some exemplary burger places, anon. This coming from a Texan.

>> No.4913126

>>4913119
I've been there plenty, and I'm going to UT Austin's film school in the fall. You're everything I hate about the state.

>> No.4913129

>>4913125

They do, but I can't seem to find pretzel buns anywhere, other than occasionally popping up in the big franchises.

Also fried pickles is new to me.

>> No.4913131

>>4913111
Still looks the same on my end. I won't stop crusading for this cause until Ronnie's gets some legit good food pics up. I'm on your side.

>> No.4913136

>>4913126
Who the fuck are you replying to roody poo

>> No.4913139

http://blog.photoshelter.com/2013/05/back-to-basics-food-photography-lighting-styling/

Might be useful.

>> No.4913140

>>4913136
Do you have brain damage?

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>>4912730
(Your Dad)You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

>> No.4913151

So I guess you weren't good enough to get in a Californian film school, huh?

>faggot

>> No.4913154

>>4913151
If it's good enough for Wes Anderson and Robert Rodriguez, it's good enough for me.

>> No.4913159

>>4913154
>damage control, update thread every 2 seconds looking for a reply to my post. I'll get xim!!!

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>>4913159

>> No.4913168

>>4913151
Those are just for the golden children of Hollywood Jews. What a joke.

>> No.4913170

Dude, your mom is a photographer? How the hell do you guys not have better pictures up.

>> No.4913171

>>4912723
>www.ronniesburgers.com
your site could use a little work. Overall the design isn't terrible, but could be much better.

then there are the images of your food. If you aren't going to sport for some semi-professional photos, you'd be better off not including images of your food. The burger image is the only good one i saw, it made me hungry; the rest of the of the images did not look appetizing at all. Mainly the lighting was the problem and some about of post editing would help.

>> No.4913174

>>4913170
spoiler alert: his mom's dead

>> No.4913179

7/10 viral with +1 for Texan Christian racial undertones.

Burger prices seem legit.

>> No.4913181

>>4912723
Jesus, where I live a Big mac costs about the same as the small triple burger.

>> No.4913182

I don't know but this may be the most clever advertising for a restaurant I have ever seen on /ck/

>> No.4913183

>>4912775
I know where my mcdonalds gets their baked goods, place called bama pies makes their buns and biscuits.

>> No.4913186

>>4913171
Yeah. My father just admitted to me he took the rest with his camera phone, the burger and onion rings were the only ones taken by my mom.
He said he'll fix that.

>> No.4913189

>>4912700
next level bacterial marketing
I applaud you OP, nice work!

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>>4913182
Niggers being niggers will rile any of us on 4chan. Plus OP's stuff doesn't seem bullshit or half bad.

hell someone here is willing to redo OPs website for free.

at any rate I think Ronnie would approve.

>> No.4913198

>>4913186
Make sure to show him some of the opinions of a anonymous image board on his website and his menu.

>> No.4913202

>>4913055

So obviously I was intentionally being an asshole with this comment, but that issue should be addressed. I can't see what the justification is for charging an extra dollar for cheese on a child burger, when it's $0.35 on an adult burger. Is this an accident, or am I missing something here? Or is it just because parents will pay it without looking as closely at the price?

>> No.4913204

>sigh
>Hppens everwher
>just as many w nigs as blackk
>mfw people dont't get it
>mfw i do get it, white or black, latino or asian and 4 on one
> sad but true

>> No.4913205

Dear OP, I re-wrote the 'Food' section of your website. Why? Because my English is way better.

------------

Burgers

Whether you're in the mood for a classic Ronnie Burger, want to spice it up with a Frisco or Beanie Burger, or give a burger some zing with grilled onions or jalapeños, there's a Ronnie Burger for you.

At Ronnie's Burgers we serve burgers in three sizes. Our small is served on a three-inch toasted bun with a 4oz. fresh, "never frozen!", hamburger patty. Our medium is served on a four-and-a-half-inch toasted bun with a 6oz. patty, and our Large is served on a five-and-a-half-inch toasted bun with a 9oz. patty.

Any size of burger can be served with double or triple patties.

Our burgers come topped with mustard, lettuce, onion, tomatoes, and pickles to start with.

Beanie Burger

We take our Classic Cheeseburger and top it with salad dressing, Fritos, jalapeño peppers, lettuce, onions and tomatoes. DELICIOUSLY ADDICTIVE!
----------

Sides

"Can't build a house without 'em"

(editors note: you don't really have to sell sides on a menu, the taste is what really matters)

-------

Tacos & Nachos

Whether you choose our tacos, crispy corn tortillas smothered in spicy ground beef, fresh lettuce and cheddar cheese, or our nachos, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spicy ground beef and nacho cheese piled high on warm and crispy tortilla chips, you can't go wrong.

(pt. 2 inc.)

>> No.4913209

Guise, I really doubt anyone is going to be looking at the website before going anyway; and if they do, its just to get a quick look at the menu and the prices. Wichita Falls isn't super metro, people probably go to ronnie's because they see it as they are driving by, and/or hearing through word of mouth that it is good eats. OP would be better off just taking all but the burger picture down, and that's pretty much all that's needed. Seriously, have any of you decided to go to a burger place just because you read the restaurant owner's life story?

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>>4913204

>> No.4913214

>>4913210
Shit, thats awesome. That would make me want to go there,

>> No.4913219

>>4913214
should be on the website

>> No.4913222

>>4913210
OP here. I didn't do the "niggers*" But man, that picture kills me.
i'm,not racist though. Sorry.

>> No.4913223

>>4912700

>>4912700

I wish you had Google Analytics tracking on your website. I am interested in seeing how many referrals come from 4chan.

>> No.4913234

>>4913209
I have actually. I always try to support white owned, pro-white, traditional American businesses. I like that niggers run out screaming when they step in a Ronnie's burger. I felt that this wasn't emphasized enough on the website.

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"Unless you specify different toppings, each of our classic burgers are topped with mustard, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and pickles."

WHERE DA FUCKIN KETCHUP YO

>> No.4913238

>>4913234
We're not a racist establishment,
You guys are making something out of nothing.
But holy shit if it isn't entertaining.

>> No.4913239

>>4913236
Ketchup is for niggers.

>> No.4913242

>>4913238
>But holy shit if it isn't entertaining.

Yeah it is. Don't worry about it bro.

>> No.4913244

>>4913239

I lol'd.

>> No.4913245

Chicken

Whether you're interested in our all white meat chicken tenders, with country gravy and a hot piece of texas toast, our all white meat chicken nuggets with sweet & sour or BBQ dipping sauce, or Ronnie's Grilled Chicken Sandwich if you're interested in lighter fare, we have you covered.

Franks

Nathan's Famous all-beef hot dogs on a warm bun. (Spice it up with chili and cheese!) or State Fair plump, savory corndogs.

Extras

At Ronnie's Burgers, we pride ourselves on being able to offer variety for even a family of 20 to find what they want.

-------------

The rest is fine. Even if you don't use the fixes there are numerous spelling and grammar mistakes on the website.

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>>4913222
We know OP. We know.

we...know...

but nigs gonna nig and we are experts at spotting bullshit.

Being endorsed by /ck/ is an honor.

>> No.4913248

>>4913239
Better dead than red

>> No.4913249

>>4913245
>all WHITE meat

>> No.4913253

>>4912840

If you have Ghost, you have everything..

>> No.4913268

>>4912723
Wichita falls sucks

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>>4912700

I hope you told those niggers not to bother anyone at McDonald's

>> No.4913272

>>4913268
Oaklahomo ..

>> No.4913273

>>4913210
If I ever saw this ad anywhere I'd stop what I was doing and go there for food immediately.

>> No.4913282

>>4913273
if that was on a billboard by the highway I would crash from staring at it

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>>4913303

>> No.4913315

>>4913303
Haha nice. I don't like how part of the eagles beak is covered though. Move the SS thing down next to the Ronnie's burgers logo and move the parents up to where the SS is.

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4913323

your Dad is a dick
can't at least get possible customers to think about your product

out of business in 11 months

wat happened?

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>> No.4913353

>>4913334
Not enough american flags and patriotism. i dont yet believe that i am a proud american when i eat freedom fries at ronnies burgers

>> No.4913354

>>4913334
could use something in the black area.

also might be more claptastic if it becomea an animated gif.

otherwise it's close to perfect

>> No.4913356

>>4912700
That bread looks like the styrofoam builders insert into walls for insulation. You should charge a dollar for your dads shitty burgers.

>> No.4913365

Bread looks like shit and there's no toppings.

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>>4913354

>> No.4913369

>>4913354
>could use something in the black area.
yeah, like a noose amirite guys highfive!

>> No.4913371

>>4913369
topkek

>> No.4913373

>>4913367
This is the one that should go on the site.

>> No.4913380

>>4913205
Nice anglais bro.

>>4913210
Le epic.

>> No.4913393

>>4913245
Noce writing.
Are you a professional writer or editor?

>> No.4913398

>>4912740
>Wichita Falls
Say hello to Rippetoe 4 me.

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4913400

I live in Canada but I'm seriously considering a trip down to Wichita Falls, Texas just so I can enjoy some of Ronnie's finest.

Of course I'll bring printed copies of this thread to post up around town.

See you soon OP!

>> No.4913401

>>4913393
>Are you a professional writer or editor?

yes

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>>4913367
Well it is Texas, so it needs more guns and bibles.

>> No.4913421

>>4913400
I broke down in Wichita Falls about 6 years ago and spent a week there. Would not recommend

>> No.4913426

>>4913401
Cool, just checking before attempting to get you to write descriptions and articles.. . =p

Keep up the good work helping others!

>> No.4913428

>>4913421

Why? Sounds like a fine place. Traditional values and running blacks out of restaurants. I bet they used to hang 'em from trees around there.

>> No.4913430

>>4913398
He comes in and eats all the time.

>> No.4913431

>>4913426
>Cool, just checking before attempting to get you to write descriptions and articles.. . =p

I don't really care, what is it

>> No.4913432

>>4913334
This is fantastic.

>> No.4913485

>>4912723
>www.ronniesburgers.com
fried pickles.... awwwww yisssss

>> No.4913505

>>4912723
>closed on Sundays
>fresh never frozen
>checkered pattern
It's like you're trying to copy several different fast food places at once.

>> No.4913511

inb4

>niggers are niggers

>> No.4913513

>>4912723
>mfw I live in the next town over
I might come and visit your burger joint, OP.

>> No.4913519

Can i get 10% off if i mention to your dad that "your kid told us about this place from the internet."

>> No.4913525

>>4912700
I'm going to screencrap this and show the thread archive to your local newspaper.

Enjoy, racist scumbag :)

>> No.4913529

>>4912723
>www.ronniesburgers.com

One taco - .99
Three tacos - 2.99

What is this anarchy?

>> No.4913532

OP will have a swarm of neck beards at his shop complaining about ketchup and over cooked burgers after starting this thread.

>> No.4913534

>>4913525
No one cares shitskin. This isn't liberal loving niggercountry.

>> No.4913536

>>4913525

For what? Calling them black people? If they're black, they're black.

>> No.4913540

>>4913529
Why is it 2 cents more for three tacos?

>> No.4913546

>>4913109
im in Houston too lets go

>> No.4913551

>>4913534
>>>/pol/

>> No.4913569

>>4913431
Have to be 18 years or older.
It would be for original articles on porncorporation.com

Performance based commission.

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>>4913519

This, this, this! I'd make the drive!

>> No.4913574 [DELETED] 

>>4913569

> no gay porn reviews

Get out of my /ck/, faggot.

>> No.4913576

>>4912700
I'm sorry dude, I believe you that your dad cares about quality, but the pics on your site are just... well, no it's not the pics, it's the food pictured. They're just disgusting. Don't wanna bash your dad, but please get some decent pics on there, the current ones look like the worst kind of gas station muck.

>> No.4913581

>>4913576
Maybe the pictures are just being honest, have you ever had a Big Mac that looks like the one in the picture?

>> No.4913601

hmm
op's burger joint is two hours away
hmm..

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That fucking facebook page...

>> No.4913608

>>4913601
Fucking do it faggot, tomorrow. Post pics and review on here.

>> No.4913611

>>4912740
>My best friend is black and agreed with me
lol sure bro

Anyway, prepare for online shitfest and dox.

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>>4913603

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>>4913612

Good god...

>> No.4913627

>>4913624
That actually looks really good. Shitty as shit camera work though.

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>>4913624

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>>4913629

> located in the country club village shopping center

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>>4913634

... and the famous steakfingers

>> No.4913643

>>4913635
>all dat brown food

C'mon OP, get your dad to work on his presentation. Throw a lettuce leaf on there, if for no other reason than to add some color.

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>> No.4913648

this is the most depressing place to eat in the world.

>> No.4913653

OP Here.
Sorry guy, Enjoyed the thread but someone on here trolled me pretty hard. Thanks for your support. I got an angry father to deal with sooner or later when he sees it. or if a customer regular sees it. Enjoyed posting with ya.

>> No.4913651

>>4913647
:^)

>> No.4913656 [DELETED] 

>>4913653

wut?

>> No.4913658

>>4913656
Probably all those Battletoad Burger calls started to add up.

>> No.4913659

>>4913653
wha happened?

>> No.4913663

>>4913658

The thread was spammed to my Fathers facebook.
Enjoyed my time with you guys.

>> No.4913664

>>4913651
>getting mad for being portrayed as the racist piece of shit you are

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>>4913653

tfw Ryan Werra

>> No.4913667

>>4913653
now to complete the viral marketing, post a screen cap of this thread (with the nazi eagle pic included) to /r/4chan, and enjoy the ass beatdown from your father after the 100th request for a battletoads burger

>> No.4913670

>>4913659
Al Sharpton was called in.

>> No.4913672

>>4913663
Dunno what you were even thinking putting any personal info on 4chan.
You deserved to trollollolololololo

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>>4913653

Don't forget to keep Jesus the Center of all that you say and do this Christmas! Happy Birthday Jesus!

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>>4913675

O Jeebus, my sides are gone.

>> No.4913682

Someone needs to make sure this gets archived. I'm too lazy to do it myself.

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is this you, OP?

>> No.4913689

>>4913193
>rile any of us
We're not all racist fuckwits

>> No.4913692

>>4913682
>>4913682
This isn't /b/. Fuck off.
Op click the little empty check box near the picture at the top of your thread. Then delete it near the bottom of the page. The damage is done but you can stop it even more.
Not whiteknighting. Just want you faggots off /ck/.

>> No.4913693

>>4913687
7/10 would fuck

>> No.4913696

>>4913692
too late, already screencapped, gonna post everywhere, it's all over

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>>4913693

sibling/cousin/whatever

9/10 would fuck

>> No.4913700

>>4913687
Haha, oh Christ. I really hope that is OP. What a champion. The perfect person to be slinging racial slurs.

>> No.4913701

>>4913666

I didn't know /b/ paid attention to anything but traps.

captcha: tecvail fundamental

>> No.4913704

>>4913700
>black people
>racial slur

wot

>> No.4913706

>>4913511
you're way late.

and thats something tha doesn't need to be said. everyone already knows niggers are niggers

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>>4913700

>> No.4913711

>>4913704
Calling them "black" is starting to become frowned upon. Just like for some reason you can't call Asians "orientals" anymore even though it literally means "from the east", which is factual. You gotta call the blacks "African Americans", even if they're not American at all.

>> No.4913713

>>4913689
>I'm so well adjusted, look how well adjusted I am. I drive a white car and I smile at people. Look PA AREN'T I GUD!

Yeah, that's you.
I mocked you.

>> No.4913720

>>4913711
What can we call white people?

Do whites have the right to be offended yet?

>> No.4913725

>>4913711
>being this much of a tool

Nope. And Asians don't give a shit gwai lo, it's all white guilt imposing this.

>> No.4913726

>>4913713
I can't drive

>> No.4913731

>>4913720
whites are still winning. they don't have to be offended about asinine shit yet.

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>>4913720

Shut up, cracker.

>> No.4913733

>>4913663
>>4913667
>>4913682
>>4913687
>>4913696


Guys, really. I'm guilty of getting drunk and shitposting sometimes but this is too much. This used to be a nice quirky little community where we cooked, had fun, argued and had innocent lols. This is the first time I've seen someone fuck with somebodies life and family on /ck/ and I've been here years now.

>> No.4913739

>>4913731
>>4913732
Do you libfags just swallow any bait your masters toss out hook, line, and sinker?

>saying someone's black is RAYSIS!!!
I guess technically, just as having a ladies' room is sexist.

>> No.4913736

>>4913726
Then how can you possibly have an opinion on race?

>> No.4913740

>>4913736
Because I've met more people and experienced more cultures than you could dream. My parents were diplomats and we always had a driver and a private chef. I'm not saying this to brag, it's just so you understand why I have more insight on this than you.

>> No.4913743

>>4913692
OP you are pathetic.

>> No.4913744

>>4913663
just remember there is no such thing as bad publicity.

I know some who see this thread will way to try your place.

If I was anywhere near I know I would want to try.

>> No.4913746

>>4913733
Yes, /ck/ is shit now. The demise of any board: high traffic transplants who refuse to lurk moar.