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[Anonymous No.4896047]

I need a quick easy recipe for Broccoli. Please help :)

[Anonymous No.4896050]

>>4896047
Google is your friend.
/ck/ isn't google.

[Anonymous No.4896051]

>>4896050
Jesus christ, every faggot except for me always gets recipes. Every time i open a thread i get the same fucking responses even though /ck/ is full of recipe-recommendation threads.

[Anonymous No.4896054]

>>4896051
If it's full of them, go and fucking read one. You shouldn't need to be told how to find recipes.

[Anonymous No.4896053]

>>4896047
roast with olive oil and salt in the oven until edges are brown and crispy. sprinkle with parmesan cheese.

[Anonymous No.4896059]

cream of broccoli

[Anonymous No.4896063]

Broccoli pasta

get pasta, broccoli, salt, pepper, oil, garlic and some cheese.

boil your pasta until done, drain and save some water. boil/steam broccoli until soft. in a pan, put oil and garlic, cook garlic, then add broccoli, cook and mash until it becomes a thick green paste, adding pasta water if it is too dry.

put broccoli paste on pasta, toss to coat, add cheese if you want, eat.

[Anonymous No.4896068]

>>4896047
Blend it with vinegar & soy sauce & chilli.

Cook a few pork chops, make a bed of steamed rice, pour the blende over the rice. Pork chops on top.

Done.

[Anonymous No.4896094]

>>4896063
Thanks, did this. Tastes good

[Anonymous No.4896346]

cook chicken
dice potatoes and cook with butter, salt, pepper, paprika and if your a man, spice it up with some cayenne
add broccoli to potatoes preferably in a baking dish
cover with cheeses of your choice
have on the side of chicken or mix chicken into it
enjoy easy and tasty as fuck meal

[Anonymous No.4896357]

i like it roasted in the oven as well to suck out the moisture and give it a bit of crispyness. i dont know why. i currently have about 12 broccoli plants growing, 12 cauli's and 12 brussels. i cant wait to roast all these god damn mother fuckers.

[Anonymous No.4896384]

>>4896047
Easiest, most filling way to eat broccoli:
Broccoli Soup:
>boil broccoli
>put broccoli in blender
>add in some broccoli water from the boiled water
>blend
>add salt and pepper, to taste
>serve in a shallow bowl, garnish with a drizzle of olive oil and some nuts and/or crumbly cheese

It seriously fills you up, takes two seconds to make and the only ingredients you need are broccoli and water. And its pretty good.

Don't believe me? Ask Gordon:
http://youtu.be/2KR44a_5v_A

[Anonymous No.4896403]

>>4896384
my first gordon vid ive ever seen. thx anon. that was neat

[Anonymous No.4896417]

>>4896051
Possibly because you made a shit thread listing one ingredient along with the words; simple, easy.
You deserve only recipes like;
Boil it
Put it in the microwave
Call for a pizza

[Anonymous No.4896442]

>>4896063
that actually sounds good. i will try that this weekend

[Anonymous No.4896514]

http://www.ezrapoundcake.com/archives/6076

Pine nuts very optional. Sub with any sort of small crunchy seed. The lemon juice is what makes this.

[Anonymous No.4896548]

>>4896051

The first responder(s) of threads are usually shit tier angry faggots. Wait a few minutes to get actual responses.

[Anonymous No.4896688]

>>4896047
steam, after steaming toss in pan with a little butter, pepper and salt. sautee long enough to get excess water off outside. eat.nomnom

[Anonymous No.4896731]

>>4896050
>>4896054

>anon goes on /ck/
>hey can you tell me how to food

GOOGLE IT


now you listen here you lemon sucking slow-mo turdarella, YOU DONT BELONG ON /ck/

get out

[Anonymous No.4896736]

>>4896050
you need to leave /ck/ because it is clear it isn't right for you.

you willingly went to /ck/ and told a anon who wanted help with their food to google it.

[Anonymous No.4896749]

>>4896047
steam.

Done.

[Anonymous No.4896760]

>>4896749
You forgot the salt

[Anonymous No.4897679]

boil. eat.

/thread

[Anonymous No.4897710]

Don't cook it, just shred it into a broccoli slaw.

Follow a good coleslaw recipe, just use the shredded broccoli in lieu of the cabbage.

[Anonymous No.4897746]

salt the fuck out of some water
boil it
put brocolli inside for like 3 mins
take it out
eat it

[Anonymous No.4897763]

1 - chop.
2 - eat with hummus.
3 - let joy fill your being.

[Anonymous No.4897767]

>>4896047
DAMN IT BOILING LESSEN ITS NUTRIENTS, SAUTE THE FUCK OUT OF BROCCOLI WITH BUTTER

[Anonymous No.4897836]

>>4897679
>boil

Jesus Christ, no. You gotta steam that shit.

[Anonymous No.4898242]

>1 bunch of grocery store broccoli
>2 boneless chicken breasts
>1 shit-ton of chopped garlic
>1/2 box of grocery store linguine
>1 shit-ton of olive oil

Chop the broccoli up into mini florets and cook on high heat in sauté pan or work. Drown that shit in olive oil.

Put the broccoli aside and chop the chicken breast in small bite size pieces. Cook on high heat and coat with just enough olive oil to prevent from sticking. Add the garlic once the chicken has cooked on the exterior. Stir frequently!

Add cooled broccoli to the cooked chicken and douse the concoction with more olive oil. Add cooked linguine and mix thoroughly. Dress lightly with teriyaki marinade.

[Anonymous No.4898652]

salt, pepper, garlic

saute

jesus google is not hard

[xela No.4898667]

try this broccoli soup recipe vegweb.com/index.php?topic=10077.0

[xela No.4898672]

>>4898667
aaand i just was made aware this stupid link doesn't even work. thanks for nothin supercook.com link below works

http://vegweb.com/recipes/broccoli-soup

[Anonymous No.4898678]

Here's a recipe that my American host family loved to make:

Put frozen broccoli in microwave safe container. Add a stick of butter. Put in microwave for 3 minutes. Serve in a casserole dish.

[Anonymous No.4898692]

>>4898678
A whole fucking stick?

[Anonymous No.4898729]

just do ramsay's broccoli soup. it can't really get any quicker/easier than that and it's delicious

[Anonymous No.4898750]

>>4898692
Could be worse, at least it's butter.

I had room mates that used to think the best way to cook their vegetables (usually canned corn or green beans since they were picky fucks and refused to try anything else, let alone fresh veggies) was to dump the cans into a pot, add like a cup of margarine and then boil the everliving shit out of it for half an hour.

It still disgusts me to think about that.

[Anonymous No.4898751]

Broccoli is one of the easiest veggies to cook. You can just boil the shit in water, drain, add nothing at all and it will taste great.

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