/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4893755]

What are the worst (health-wise) foods you have ever eaten?

[Anonymous No.4893843]

>>4893755
Your mom

[Anonymous No.4893850]

Macaroni and cheese.

[Anonymous No.4894384]

Sunday Buffet at a local soul food joint. The lady used to be Eddie Murphys cook and the food is amazing, but you can taste the excessive amounts of saturated fats clogging your arteries. Grits, Fried Chicken, Ham Hocks, Ribs; I'm thinking all of a sudden that it might be a good idea to head back.

Pic someone else took from restaurant

[Anonymous No.4894390]

I had a deep fried Mars bar once.

[Anonymous No.4894411]

Pizza Hut meat supreme pan pizza covered in McNuggets, chili cheese fries and ranch dressing.

Sloppy Joe's on a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Deep fried bacon burger.

Homemade cheesecake.
Homemade biscuits and gravy.

[Anonymous No.4894420]

>>4893755
Buy one get one free at Dominos?
Move to a new town, no friends for miles and suffering from mild depression?
Tried that shit?
1 and half pizzas later I needed to sleep for 12 hours

[Anonymous No.4894421]

>>4893755
burger with cheese toast as the buns, tempura fried bacon. 3 types of cheese, onion straws, some kind of chipotle sauce. bitch was like 4500 calories. Me and 5 of my friends ordered one and each had a peice to try it. holy fuck it was disgusting.

[Anonymous No.4894427]

Deep fried oreos, a shore favorite. I could only eat half of it, I split it with someone else. Friend of mine makes chocolate covered oreos.

Spoonfuls of nutella.

Lots of ramen, and other bullion based super-sodium soups.

Chick fil a once. Had a spicy chicken sandwich, fries, and a milkshake. Probably 2k calories in one meal. Worth it.

Friend and I get monthly-ish junk binges from wawa. Ice cream, chocolate bars, if it's early enough a sizzli (breakfast sandwich), coffee with lots of milk and sugar, chocolate milk, pie, etc. Not all of it, of course. But just pure junkfood.

Chinese buffet. Not sure anything tops six plates of fried heaven.

[Anonymous No.4894429]

anything at the los angeles and orange county fair

[Anonymous No.4894458]

Deep fried:
butter
cheesecake
pizza

I was at the Texas state fair. None were particularly good, but I don't care for shitty food like that anyway.

[Anonymous No.4894464]

>>4894420
Did you just try to greentext with question marks?
>That isn't how it works.

[Anonymous No.4894468]

I ate 3/4 of a box of Krispy Kreme donuts. That's nine donuts in a row for those that can't into math. To give you an idea of what that entails, I present the official Krispy Kreme Nutritional Information.

I ate the other three the next morning.

[Anonymous No.4894474]

>>4894468
mirin dat strong bulk bro.

[Anonymous No.4894480]

I once ate a bowl of nails.


Without any milk.

[Anonymous No.4894523]

whipped cream with cocoa powder, I dipped a mars bar in batter once, deep fried it, dipped it in batter again and deep fried it again, then this one time i had an iced coffe and drank half of it and filled it back up again with vanilla sauce and drank it. This is only the sweet stuff, though

[Anonymous No.4894536]

A box of Twinkies.

[Anonymous No.4894557]

>>4893755
Ramen isn't that bad for you.

It does have a lot of salt but that's about it.
>b-but the fat
Fat in moderation is good and tasty. It also helps you gain weight which unless you're a fat american, is good.

[Anonymous No.4894560]

I ate 4 drop biscuts and 2 cups of sausge breakfeast gravey, i felt bad after words

[Anonymous No.4894583]

>>4894560
It's okay to overeat sun thyme.

[Anonymous No.4894590]

>>4894557
>implying fat makes you fat and its not overeating calories that makes you store excess energy as fat.

[Anonymous No.4894645]

>>4894590
This.
>ANON! how do you eat fatty foods like that and you stay thin?
Portion control. I eat a portion of fish and chips and call it a day. Maybe with some mushy peas because fuck yeah mushy peas.
I don't down three litres of fizzy with my "just vinegar, please" salad then wonder why, when I walk, my bum resembles two hogs fucking.

[Anonymous No.4894663]

Last night I had 3 cookies, a few spoonfuls of nutella, a banana, and a cup of milk.
Not terrible since I rarely consume sweets.

[Anonymous No.4894671]

Several (at least four) six-packs of red dog, two or more pints of gin and then realising I hadn't eaten in probbaly 2.5 days about 27 sleepless hours later, I ate a chicken breast meal (fries, a roll & more beer) from the gas station. I used to do this often after I left school. Never got fat, though, somehow. I guess just keeping my body on the verge of malnourished suicide by taxing it with having to process all of that poison burnt it away.

[Anonymous No.4894719]

>>4893755
fuck you faggots not knowing how to actually enjoy a damn fine good meal its food and it gives you life get it LIFE mofo'n life a bad meal is poison actual poison with hours it leave you dead

[Anonymous No.4894756]

>>4894671
A dorm mate of mine in uni once planned to recreate the Fast Food Pizza from EMT. He had invited everyone, but only I and this tiny asian girl showed up. She had a nibble of some chips and he and I ended up eating a large pepperoni pizza with four burgers, chicken nuggets, half a pound of bacon, a pound of some sort of cheese and the rest of the chips.

[Anonymous No.4894812]

cow marrow.

[Anonymous No.4894824]

>>4894384
this is the very best food on the planet and I don't give 2 phuks how unhealthy it is. this is God Tier eats.
that being said, ever eaten one of those Hardee's double bacon cheeseburgers? I think its 28,000 calories.

[Anonymous No.4894834]

All of American foods.
Too fat and too carb.

[Anonymous No.4894837]

An entire box of spaghetti tossed in garlic, olive oil and Parmesan

[Anonymous No.4895915]

>>4894557
>implying that processed wheat flower and a shit ton of soya sauce isn't bad for you

[Anonymous No.4895920]

>>4894384

I would suck some serious dick to get that kind of meal

[Anonymous No.4895930]

>>4893755
Kentucky Fried Chicken's Double Down.

[Anonymous No.4895942]

I make some incredibly unhealthy salads. They're loaded up with tons of bacon, cheese, croutons, and ranch dressing.

They're probably 2,500 calories each.

[Anonymous No.4895949]

i used to eat entire frozen pizzas almost daily. the big ones meant for parties and shit.

[Anonymous No.4895952]

>>4894468
Don't have that shit here in Hawaii. Been so long since I had a fresh donut off the line in Krispy Kreme fucking melts as you bite it.. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.4896000]

warm bacon lard

just grease with charred bits of bacon

[Anonymous No.4896026]

>>4893755
DEFINITELY POUTINE (deep fried chips and cheese curds in a soup of gravy.)

You should only ever eat those once or twice a year.

[Anonymous No.4896035]

>>4894390
I had one too. You could feel your arteries clogging but it was too damn good.

[Anonymous No.4896070]

>>4893755
Deep fried cheesecake lardarses

[Anonymous No.4897128]

I once ate 18 slices of deep pan pizza hut pizza. The other day I ate a whole coffee walnut cake, then about a quarter of another cake for breakfast the next day. I have on many occasions binged really hard and eaten a whole tub of ice cream or two extra large chocolate bars. Sweet food is my weakness.

[Anonymous No.4897182]

a whole box of stovetop stuffing.

i don't know why. I just really wanted a bowl of stuffing. I was young and high.

munchies will make you do stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.4897191]

I ate a deep fried mars bar. It was awfully good.

[Anonymous No.4897199]

my roommate just made fried oreos and I had 2 1/2
i feel the lard in my veins
and it feels good, man

[Anonymous No.4897212]

>>4893755
Had a fried oreo once, was surprisingly really good

[Anonymous No.4897217]

The Friendly's Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt

[Anonymous No.4897222]

>>4894480

M...Mr. Ratburn?

[Anonymous No.4897223]

>>4894560

Suasage gravy is god tier breakfast food. Fell in love when I went to the south for college. Now back in New England, and only one place around here does it right, but it's in the middle of down town with no parking.

[Anonymous No.4897230]

>>4894458
>deep fried butter.

[Anonymous No.4897248]

grilled cheese sandwich with thick extra strong west country cheddar (British), Loads of butter on both sides of the bread, mayonnaise on one slice of bread and maramite on the other. Holy shit is it greasy and fatty, just one can make me feel ill, but holy fuck are they nice.

[Anonymous No.4897660]

Peanut butter on wheat bread with a glassful of skim milk.

[Anonymous No.4897735]

>>4897660

You're gonna be obese anon.

[Anonymous No.4897748]

DEEP FRIED BUTTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJjW3I65e4

[Anonymous No.4897765]

>>4893755
you fucking /ck/ idiots no absolutely nothing about nutrition, stop posting threads like this, it's outside of your jurisdiction.

[Anonymous No.4897772]

Sketti

[Anonymous No.4897824]

>>4897765
wouldnt /ck/ be the best place for nutrition? at least as far as 4hcna goes what other board would come close?

[Anonymous No.4897830]

I have this around once a month, when I spend all day in the lab and dont have time to eat until like 9pm

[Anonymous No.4897839]

>>4897824
at least some members of /fit/ have some decent grasp on nutrition, /ck/ has none whatsoever.
Even the notion that a single food barring pure charcoal or irradiated potatoes can be healthy or unhealthy is hilariously dated dr. oz-tier momscience

[Anonymous No.4897855]

>>4897839
LISTEN UP I AM STUDYING FOR A DEGREE IN NUTRITION.copypasta.exe.gif.7z

[Anonymous No.4897870]

>>4897855
lol the vast majority of nutritionist certification and nutrition science bachelors programs are absolute shit and are as close to actual science as being a pe teacher is to being an olympic coach.

[Anonymous No.4897872]

Americanized Chinese food.

[Anonymous No.4897935]

>>4897870

I agree that most self-proclaimed nutrition "experts" or "specialists" lack a great deal of genuine, scientific knowledge in the area. I have to say, however, that as a student currently majoring in Dietetics/NS I have to subsequently take courses in rather advanced nutrition and biochemistry. So I have to say that, in terms of an understanding of "actual science", not all of us are as dumb as you think.

[Anonymous No.4897942]

>>4897870

I agree that most self-proclaimed nutrition "experts" or "specialists" lack a great deal of genuine, scientific knowledge in the area. I have to say, however, that as a student currently majoring in Dietetics/NS I have to subsequently take courses in rather advanced nutrition and biochemistry. So in terms of an understanding of "actual science", not all of us are as dumb as you think.

[Anonymous No.4897989]

Ramen, lots of ramen instead of real food.
Periods where I drank way too many fountain drinks or coke.
That's probably the worst I've done to my body.

[Anonymous No.4898034]

>>4896000
put it on toast, nigga

[Anonymous No.4898210]

>>4897942
nobody's doubting that you have to take college level courses, but I'm seriously questioning your ability to read, judge and understand research, which is the only way that you can be competent in a field based solely upon understanding rather than skill

[Anonymous No.4898279]

>>4895952
>hasn't visited Maui
Where the fuck do you think the krispy kreme fundraisers get their doughnuts? The mainland?

[Anonymous No.4898282]

>>4893755
Spoiled hot dog. Literally got chills, fever, etc...it was awful.

[Anonymous No.4898288]

Hungry Jacks sends out coupons for 2 burgers for the price of 1.

I once got two double bacon cheese burger deluxe burgers, ate them both. Few hours later I was shaking and sweating like I just dropped E, taste was good but fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.4898313]

I ate a bowl of salt once.

[Anonymous No.4898316]

Last week I had Jack's Munchie Meal. Twice in a row. I am ashamed. I work the graveyard shift, so I can't really go grocery shopping before work.

[Anonymous No.4898318]

Cardiac sticks:
cheese sticks covered in extra cheese, bacon and hot sauce

[Anonymous No.4898365]

I had a large 3 piece variety meal from KFC for lunch, then went out drinking. After leaving the pub I had a large donner meat and chips, covered in chilli and burger sauce. I walked through the town so I could get a cab home. I went past another kebab shop, and had the same large donner meat and chips with all the sauce. I was a fat cunt back then.

[Anonymous No.4898479]

Mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.4898502]

In the Netherlands, we have a thing called 'kapsalon'. It's basically french fries, topped with kebab-meat, covered in molten cheese. Salad optional. Those things will fuck up your cholesterol.

[Anonymous No.4898512]

This fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.4898514]

>>4898502
Kapsalon is fucking disgusting, never really understood why people eat that shit..

[Anonymous No.4898529]

>>4898514
It's basically everything you want (and the only thing you can get) after a night of heavy drinking; carbs, fat, salt, and garlic sauce.

I'm not a big fan myself either, but the ones I've had when drunk were absolutely heavenly.

[Anonymous No.4898534]

>>4894420
You ate one whole pizza, then half another??????

I can eat three slices, i thought i was a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.4898558]

>>4898534
I can eat a whole pizza and I'm skinny as fuck.

[Anonymous No.4898559]

>>4898512
Looks like a turd in pastry, covered in mold.

[Anonymous No.4898560]

I fucking LOVE semi-rare floppy bacon. That's pretty unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.4898577]

>>4898512
Is that mould???

[Anonymous No.4898589]

I can't think of anything specific. I just tend to eat huge portions when left to my own devices. Anytime I order a large pizza for myself, I usually finish it that night.

A lot of shit when I was a kid, too. I thought two full-sized bagels with a 1/4" later of cream cheese on both halves was a light breakfast. Probably 1000 calories right there.

Once I discovered I could spend my allowance on candy, I'd eat ungodly amounts of Skittles. I'd down a whole pound in an afternoon of vidya, on top of the three square my mom fed me. It's a wonder I was only skinnyfat instead of fatfat.

[Anonymous No.4898648]

aussie here
fish and chips
most foods from fish and chip shop

fish, in batter, deep fried
potato cakes, manufactured potato, in batter, deep fried
dim sims, meat cabbage and crap in pastry, deep fried
crab sticks, crab flavour and filler in batter, deep fried
chips, potato, deep fried
hamburger in batter, meat pattie only, deep fried
sausage in batter, deep fried

side dish, pickled onions
beverage, milkshake

you could centrifuge my blood and see the oil float to the top

[Anonymous No.4898837]

Sometimes after the gym i get the cravings so bad...

I once ended up with 1Kg of frenchfies 200g Baconstrips and it felt like half a litre of BBQ-Sauce.

When im too lazy to cook, I love to eat Pizza (the frozen ones). One isnt enough so most of the time I end up eating a whole package (3x 300 g) Salami Pizza.
Or go for two plus Sauce Hollondaise and bacon-strips.

[Anonymous No.4898859]

Goddamn, I'm almost feeling happy I'm a coeliac. Always carrying fruit with me, so that acts as a 'voice of reason' when I feel like indulging in bad food. Often manages to keep me at bay long enough to actually cook a decent meal.

[Anonymous No.4898914]

>>4894390
this

[Anonymous No.4898930]

>>4898512
Why is that thing covered in mold?
Did you eat it after discovering that?

[Anonymous No.4898942]

>>4898859
Aren't you the high and mighty one
>coeliac

Untermensch detected

[Anonymous No.4898945]

>>4893755
Saltines topped with syrup.
Never again.

[Anonymous No.4898956]

Bicky Wrap,

or anything from the fast food restaurant Quick.

[Anonymous No.4899080]

In college, one of my roommates and I would each eat a large pepperoni little caesar's pizza. Once we ate it "one-slice-one-bite" where we only stuffed entire pieces into our mouths.

[Anonymous No.4899086]

>>4899080
How do you even fit an entire pizza slice into your mouth? You must be giants.

[Anonymous No.4899195]

One summer day a few years ago i ate two pizzas and 6 cans of pop in like lunch, but i didn't eat for the rest of the day so...

[Anonymous No.4899248]

>>4899086
They used to practice with each other by putting dicks in there mouths.

[Anonymous No.4899272]

>>4896026
how do you pronounce this? poo-teen?

[Anonymous No.4899273]

>>4899272
pow-town

[Anonymous No.4899278]

>>4899195
>implying a full pizza isn't excessive for a single meal

[Anonymous No.4899280]

>>4899273
pound-town...?

[Anonymous No.4899294]

>>4899272
English: yes.
French: close enough (more like p'teen).
Quebecois: no. P'tzin.
Funny thing is, the way they say it means "it stinks," in Provençal dialect.
Careful how you pronounce it or you may inadvertently say 'whore' instead of 'shitty potatoes.'

[Anonymous No.4899296]

>>4899294
would be speaking english. how do you say whore so I know what to avoid?

[Anonymous No.4899311]

>>4899296
It's pronounced like
>p'ten
but with a rounded E sound like halfway between the A in 'taint' and the E in 'ten.'

[Anonymous No.4899674]

About 8years ago when working at McD's I threw a slice of raw bacon in the deep fryer and ate that. Also bacon jerky.

[Anonymous No.4899725]

>>4896026
I used to eat it every time I finished an exam. Once I had a large all by myself, and people were staring at me. Had it only once in a couple of months after that.

[Anonymous No.4900791]

Probably the cheese fries from Outback Steakhouse. I forgot if they had bacon or not on them, but my family and I couldn't even finish them.