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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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It's tiem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>> No.4892521

>cheese and potatoes
only in murrica

>> No.4892534

>>4892504
Did it even go in her mouth?
I mean, I gag when I eat some veggies, but it's a texture thing for me.
Did she just start gagging from the smell?

>> No.4892544
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>>4892504
>TLC
>The Learning Channel.
>The LEARNING Channel.

>> No.4892549

>>4892534
Yes

>> No.4892552

>>4892544
How to learn what not to do.

>> No.4892555
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4892555

>i don't really want people to know how much i'm consuming

i think they know

>> No.4892570

murica

>> No.4892574

>ever since 4 all she ate was cheese and potatoes

Wow thanks parents, you fucked up your child because you didnt force her to eat something different.

This girl needs a fucking therapist

>> No.4892575

To be fair, brussel sprouts are gross.

And no, don't give me that YOU JUST HAVEN'T HAD THEM COOKED RIGHT HURR bullshit, they're just not very tasty.

>> No.4892578

>Browse /ck/
>Regularly see 'murica has best cuisine, murica stronk'
>See this thread
Fucking hell, my sides.

>> No.4892580

>>4892504

And yet, she still isn't alone.

>> No.4892581

Holy crap 8 potatoes a day.
One whole potato(large) fills me up enough for a meal. I love cheese on potatoes too, mashed/fried.

>> No.4892582

>>4892575
The stupid bitch didnt even taste them.
>>4892580
Fat bitches need some dick too.

>> No.4892585

>>4892575
I like them; you really have not cooked them right, or you've been buying shitty brussels sprouts. They're amazing with thanksgiving dinner.

>> No.4892584

>>4892580
I feel sorry for her husband but at the same time I have no fucking idea why he'd put up with that shit. She couldn't even shift off her fat arse to wash her hair for TV, look how fucking greasy it is. Revolting.

>> No.4892586

>>4892580
I've seen a few of those videos and every one of these faggots is married
I don't understand

>> No.4892597
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>>4892544
American television eh?

>> No.4892598

Damn. I actually feel bad for her. She was raised shittily, and it's reeeeeeeally fucking hard to undo all those years of programming (I was a fat shit until my 20s when I finally learned how to eat like a normal person, thanks mom). Gagging off one little vegetable leaf is really fucked up and she needs intense therapy and deserves sympathy, she's a product of her environment more than anything.

Oh wait this is 4chan. FUCKING FAT BITCH, JUST PUT DOWN THE FORK YOU WHORE

>> No.4892601

http://youtu.be/cJ4di4_U6Ks

>> No.4892602

>building up a food so much it literally gives you a high when you eat it
I'd feel bad for these people but then I realize how funny it is.

>> No.4892606

>>4892601
God bless America.

>> No.4892613

This bitch would be such a milf if she was /fit/

http://youtu.be/CZOqh3nqyS0

>> No.4892614

>>4892544
It's teaching us not to be like these asshats.

>> No.4892617

>>4892613
I would understand if they were ice cream sandwiches.
>She almost orgasms in the middle of a bite.

>> No.4892621

>>4892601
I don't understand this. I like burgers but I also like other things. How can you eat burgers for breakfast? I eat cereal, or toast, or oatmeal, or eggs if it's the weekend. Is this a common thing? I get tired of chicken if I eat it more than a few times per week, but three burgers a day everyday for years? My god.

>> No.4892630

>>4892621
it's a television show. through clever editing they probably portray it worse than it actually is.

i dont doubt these people have problems but remember this is entertainment first so some chicanery is a given

>> No.4892631

>>4892621
I eat leftovers from dinner for breakfast sometimes, but I don't know about burgers.
I remember on the way to college I was starving and got a single burger from Burger King. I felt like I was going to die the rest of the day.

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4892628

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-vSsOYZPY

>> No.4892632

>>4892621
They're on the show for a reason numb nuts. They're not right in the head.

>> No.4892641

>>4892628
>She starts chewing food and spitting it in a cup.
I almost fucking vomited.

>> No.4892643

>>4892575
>brussel sprouts are gross.
Dude, she spat them out and cried about it.

>> No.4892644

>>4892643
They never went into her mouth.

>> No.4892649

TLC is the modern equivalent of the carnival freak show

>> No.4892651

>>4892644
Oh, just saw the image.

Well that's much worse.

>> No.4892653

i want to kidnap her and tie her down so she cant move. then make a big tub of cheesy potatoes. and then i ask her "you like this bitch?" as i cram cheesy potatoes down her gullet. hopefully the experience will be so traumatic that she cant eat cheesy potatoes anymore and thus will starve to death

>> No.4892656

>>4892630
>it's a television show. through clever editing they probably portray it worse than it actually is.

Just look at the cheeseburger video. Why the hell would he guess 5 years worth of cheeseburgers and not just one year?

>>4892598
I more or less agree. For instance the woman who only drinks liquids has serious mental problems.

>> No.4892655

http://youtu.be/ngQaBvz5nmA
is this the same show where the niggress eats deoderant?

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>>4892504

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>>4892544
Shut up Ego, you let a rat cook for you.

>> No.4892662

>>4892653
Okay, Kevin Spacey in Se7en

>> No.4892666

>>4892613
What a waste. Fat bitch would be hot as fuck for her age if she ate like a human.

>> No.4892672

>>4892659
Mfw today, a particularly reddit-esque shit professor started trashing on 'sexist' companies like GoDaddy (brace yourselves) and proclaimed that women own more business than men now.. raised her arms and said "and I'm one of them!" to roaring applause from the auditorium.

I wish more than anything that I was making this up. I really do.

>>4892661
Does /ck/ love this movie?

>> No.4892682

Her problem isn't that she likes cheesy potatoes.
Her problem is that she eats the equivalent of eight potatoes a day and then guzzles who knows how many calories more in drinks.

She's eating TWO POUNDS of potatoes alone a day! Assuming they're *just* medium sized potato equivalents. It'd be more if they were bigger than 5.3oz a piece.
I'm assuming she makes this shit fresh, and doesn't binge on fries and other processed potato garbage she didn't actually make.

Get this woman bariatric surgery and a therapist, stat.

>> No.4892683

>>4892552
and what not to be

>> No.4892691

>>4892682
>doesn't binge on fries and other processed potato garbage
She can be seen guzzling handfuls of fast-food cheese fries in the video.

>> No.4892710

>>4892672
>Does /ck/ love this movie?
Imo I thought it was obnoxious, but I just wanted to roleplay for a minute.

>> No.4892715

>>4892710
aww, I loved it. Probably my favorite Pixar. Especially since they didn't let some overbearing statement about society overshadow the story.

>> No.4892724

>>4892504

>Eats a vegetable
>Cries

Congratulations, you are officially a baby.

>> No.4892726

>>4892672
What does that have to do with my ability to clap to the OP topic?

>> No.4892736

>>4892724
>didn't watch the video

>> No.4892733

>>4892724

Didn't she just smell it, started heaving and then crying?

>> No.4892746

>>4892726
dunno, I liked the image, and I've been bursting to tell the story. I seized the moment

>> No.4892754

>>4892746

So basically you're jealous that your professor worked hard and is successful while you bitch about your problems on the internet, have no friends and will most likely live a boring, typical life.

>> No.4892767

>>4892754
oh no it would seem that the projectron is among us

My life is 10/10 lol

>> No.4892776

Lock her in a room
put a variety of veggies, preserved meats, and breads in with her, and a dozen water bottles
leave her in there for a month

fatty will eat or die

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4892786

Not sure how much of it is reality tv, but fuck this cunt makes me jealous.
>decent husband that cooks healthy shit for her
>nice house
meanwhile
>she's all tatted up
>morbidly obese
>probably boring since she obv isn't very mobile and doesn't even like to eat anything else
Obviously the husband must be supporting her because there's no way she could have a job that important when she looks like that. What do these scummy bitches do to hook these men? How has their marriage lasted this long?
Just all my fucking wat.

>> No.4892788

>>4892628
>im scared of EATING

oh for fucks sakes, are you serious?

>waaa, I choked on food, then I got scared so I don't eat anymore

so if she were to cough when she was swallowing water as it went down the wrong way would she stop drinking?

>> No.4892799

>>4892754
I think he's pissed off that his professor is a narcissistic cunt.

>> No.4892802

>>4892788
Honestly I went through the same stint when I was little.
I thought I choked on a jolly rancher, and for an entire night it felt like the candy was poking my spine it hurt so bad. Traumatized me. I wouldn't eat anything, and what little I did eat I would spit out into my napkin.
One day my mom caught me slurring a baked potato and didn't believe me when I told her I was only trying to make mashed taters. She took me to the doc.

I don't recall how I got over my phobia, but it is a real thing.

>> No.4892819

>>4892788
I actually do have a fear of eating in public.

>> No.4892841

>>4892819
Self conscious little bitch.

>> No.4892849

On rare occasion I actually feel kind of bad for some of these people, but seeing an adult throw a fucking fit after taking a bite out of a vegetable they aren't even allergic to is fucking hilarious.

>> No.4892853

>>4892819
I do too.
My coworkers had a mini-intervention because they thought I had anorexia because I never ate around them.

>> No.4892855

>>4892849
>taking a bite
Sniffing*

>> No.4892857

>>4892819
I used to not eat in school if there were girls at my table. I thought they were thinking about me taking shits of whatever I was eating. Thank goodness I grew out of that. Now I'll go to a girls house and take a thirty minute shit if she starts to annoy me. If airspray is there, I don't use it on principle. Wouldn't have bothered to shit if she wasn't being an annoying bitch.

>> No.4892861

>>4892853

Oh shit...how'd that go?

>> No.4892864

>>4892861
It was fine, I laughed it off and told them I just don't usually eat lunch (which is true).
I've gotten a little bit better about it.

>> No.4892865

>>4892849
>feeling bad for these sacks of waste
Don't give that product of environment, bad childhood shit. Her husband clearly supports her, she has a job and she must look into a mirror every so often. Yet, they're so weak willed and useless that they refuse to do anything about it. To be that obese and dependent on food is a choice. You can't feel sorry for these people. They need to be euthanized.

>> No.4892872

>>4892504
>8000 calories
Damn, I should go on a cheese and potato diet for those gains.

>> No.4892874

>>4892865
Oh, not the woman in that video. I remember seeing a show about adult picky eaters and there was one woman who genuinely seemed to have severe OCD or something and was trying really hard to get herself used to eating new things.

>> No.4892877

>>4892872
>shitload of starch calories
>good for gains

>> No.4892878

>>4892872
whoops, I thought it was 80,000
I am fucking zooted

>> No.4892893

>>4892632

I'm pretty sure "we want fame and money" is a pretty good one too.

>> No.4892912

>>4892865
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO5_W2d2NYw
I was talking about one woman in this who seemed somewhat tolerable and willing to actually try new things. Everyone else is absolutely intolerable. I actually joined the yahoo group to get some laughs but ended up leaving after getting too annoyed.
>MUH SUPERTASTING

>> No.4892957

>>4892802
Ahah you are too stupid to eat.

>> No.4892975

these videos make me want to not eat ever again

>> No.4892997

>>4892878
I have never heard that word before.
I like it a lot. Might have to replace the current drunk term, which i yoinked from achewood:
"puzzled on [drink]"

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4893059

Is it horrible that I only feel bad because she found love and I never will?
I even like brussels sprouts.

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4893061

Why not eat cheesy broccoli?

It's delicious, and healthy too. Fantastic if you're doing low-carb.

>> No.4893086

My uncle has this shit too.
He can't eat fish, he smells the smell of fishes being cook and he feels like puking, and he's like 40+ years old.
It's strange tho, once my grandma was cooking those fish sticks and she told him they were chicken, so he started to eat them and after a while he must have smelled them and saw they were fish actually and started to take them out of his mouth with his hands.
It was really, really pathetic to see him doing that.
I mean my greatgrandma used to cook me eggplants al escabeche and I don't like aubergines but I ate them because she made them with love and she thought I liked them so I didn't want to disappoint her.

>> No.4893094

>>4893061
why not just cheesy potatoes and broccoli?

or just the cheesy potatoes

>> No.4893101

>>4893086
>he smells the smell
Does he, now?
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

>> No.4893100

>>4892504
This image has been posted on like 6-8 boards already, all with different "American" troll subjects.

>> No.4893102

>>4893100
this is the only board where it might be genuine

>> No.4893103

>>4893086
I don't think that's quite the same. It sounds like he just doesn't like fish and it's understandable people don't like some foods. The woman in OP will not eat anything besides potatoes and cheese.

>> No.4893111

>>4893103
No, it's not understandable that people don't like to eat things.
When I was 6 or 7 my father once made me eat some beets and I didn't like the fucking taste of them but I ate them anyways. Why the fuck did I ate them if I didn't like it?

>> No.4893112

>>4893101
It's only smells.

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>>4892628
well at least shes not obese anymore

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>>4893102
Reverse google image search it and it seems to come from a particular website a couple months ago...

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>>4893111
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take this seriously.

>> No.4893127

>>4893123
My point is that my uncle is 40+ years old, he can't put his hand in his mouth and take the chunk of food out of it like a 4 years old would do.