Subway to My Heart

[Anonymous No.4887588]

Way too much Chipotle fanboyism and not enough Subway circle jerks going on in /ck/

Chipotle has a new vegan burrito? So what. Subway has a new vegan felafel. And sandwiches taste better than burritos. Period.

[Anonymous No.4887611]

>>4887588
chipolte is bad

subway is utter dogshit

>hey guise let's counter shitposting with .... SHITPOSTING!

[Anonymous No.4887620]

>the solution to guerrilla marketing is more guerrilla marketing

Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.4887628]

>>4887611
>being this edgy

[Anonymous No.4887637]

>>4887611
>subway is utter dogshit
Compared to a restaurant or nice home made sandwich, yeah, but for fast food it's not bad.

[Anonymous No.4887645]

Chipotle is better than Subway and Chipotle sucks. So what does that make Subway?

[Anonymous No.4887652]

>>4887637
Also when compared to every single other sandwich restaurant. The lone exception being Jimmy Johns which is just as bad as Subway

[Anonymous No.4887664]

The best combination at Subway:

>garlic bread
>Italian BMT
>swiss cheese
>spinach
>tomato
>cucumbers
>chipotle southwest sauce
>toasted

There's nothing better.

[Anonymous No.4887673]

>>4887652
If it's so bad why is it the most widespread chain in the world? People clearly like it.

[Anonymous No.4887700]

>>4887673
Just like McDonalds!

[Anonymous No.4887702]

>>4887588
>vegan felafel
Sadly will only be available in DC for now.

[Anonymous No.4887758]

>>4887588
>And sandwiches taste better than burritos.
potentially, but subways ones sure as hell don't taste better than chipotle

[Anonymous No.4887765]

>>4887637
To be fair, subway tastes inferior to every other sandwich chain I am aware of, and its not even close to most of them, but they are pretty cheap

[Anonymous No.4887917]

>>4887702
>Sadly will only be available in DC for now.
It's been available at select locations for years. Not sure why they've added it to some DC locations, but it may be for some regional reason rather than as a trial or prep for national rollout.

[Anonymous No.4887932]

>>4887765
Firehouse and Jimmy John's are way fucking more garbage tier than Subway. I'm sure the board will sperg out over that statement, but fuck those brands. I'd take cardboard Subway over either any day. Even so, Quizno's is the master race of national sub chains.

[Anonymous No.4887963]

GOAT sandwich:
Italian Herb and Cheese
Italian BMT (double meat if you extra hungry)
Pepperjack
NOT TOASTED
lettuce
onions
bell peppers
banana peppers and/or jalapeños
Oil and Vinegar

[Anonymous No.4887977]

Wow i see the italian bmt mentioned in every goat subway thread, I might try it.

[Anonymous No.4887982]

>>4887673
Just because theres a lot of them doesn't mean its good. All their sandwiches taste the same which falls into the "good enough" category for nearly all people. Other sandwich places taste better but they don't appeal to the lowest common denominator like Subway so they appeal only to certain people.

sage for making me reply you shitty viral marketer

[Anonymous No.4887987]

>>4887932

This. So much this.

I don't know what shitholes you people live in, but there are plenty of sandwich places that are a million times better than Subway.

Had Firehouse for lunch today, was great.

[Anonymous No.4888025]

>go to Subway
>tell them to make it with anything, whatever
>immigrant worker doesn't know the difference between "anything" with "everything"
>get the grossest sandwich known to man

[Anonymous No.4888027]

>>4887977
It's the only reason to go to Subway.

[Anonymous No.4888042]

>>4888025
>Go to a place where the whole point is that you can make it exactly like you want
>Too lazy to specify what you like
>Surprised when you get something you don't like

You deserved it, sage for viral marketers thread

[Anonymous No.4888056]

>>4888042
At least they're talking about food.

[Anonymous No.4888091]

>>4888056
/ck/ almost never has off topic discussions. Food is too large a category

[Anonymous No.4888092]

I fucking hate Subway.

>go to Subway after seeing commercial for one of their premium sandwiches on tv
>order that sandwich
>"so what do you want on it"
>"what's it supposed to have on it"
>"whatever you want"
>"okay, what do they have on it in the picture? just put that on it"
>"I dunno man, I'll try"
>get home, take two bites out of teriyaki chicken sandwich with ranch and avocado
>never again

[Anonymous No.4888117]

>2013
>eating fast food

[Anonymous No.4888125]

>>4888117
Nigga it's a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.4888127]

fuck subway this is the best

[Anonymous No.4888136]

>>4887664
>subway
>having swiss cheese

where is this? mine only have provolone and american

[Anonymous No.4888139]

>>4888136
Mine have american, cheddar, and pepperjack. I want provolone

[Anonymous No.4888144]

>>4888139
fucking subway, man
its the only sandwich shop any where near me too

[Anonymous No.4888146]

>>4888136
Mine doesn't even have provolone now. You get swiss, pepperjack, or american.

Which are all american, but with varying amounts of food coloring.

Fucking place is worse than McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.4888147]

>>4887588
Subway is so meh, I can't believe someone had enough giveashit to make a whole thread about it.

Their sandwiches are so boring, if you wanna get passionate about a sandwich quiznos is the least you could do.

[Anonymous No.4888166]

ITT: Poorfags who can't afford the clearly superior Schlotzsky's sandwich. I work there so the shit's free erryday. In all seriousness, though, fuck, the sourdough is fucking awesome. Some of the meats seem over-processed, though. Just avoid the pastrami.

[Anonymous No.4888172]

>>4888166
Goddamn dude, Schlotz is so fucking boss. One regular sandwich can keep me full all day, too. Shit sits like a brick in my gut. It really is the top sammich. Do you have a cinnabon in your store also? When I feel like being King Fat, I load up on a regular classic and a cinnabon.

[Anonymous No.4888194]

>>4888172
Yeah, Cinnabon master race. But fuck the cinnamon rolls, it's all about the fuckin brownies. Those little motherfuckers are the shit. I usually eat em right out of the freezer. The cool thing is, the boss gives exactly zero fucks about anything. Eat, fuck, fight, scream at each other in front of customers, etc.. Actually the fighting gets on my goddamn nerves because I actually give a shit about customer service, but I take full advantage of stuffing my face and a bag for the end of the day.

You're right about it being a brick, though. Goddamn my shits are solid.

[Anonymous No.4888212]

>>4888147
Viral marketers have to give a shit. There is always atleast one Subway thread and Chipotle thread on these boards at any time even though no body actually thinks they're any good. They are cheap enough for college students and found in pretty much every area where there is a college hence why those companies take the time to peddle their garbage on this site

[Anonymous No.4888338]

>Falafel at Subway
Oh god so much want. I hope they roll this out to Subways by me.

Subway is in walking distance from my office. I pretty much live off of it some weeks when I am too lazy to make lunch. I either get a veggie sandwich on wheat or egg and cheese loaded with veggies on flatbrad. Either way, I always always get spinach, tomato, bell pepper, and onion while the sandwich toasts.

I fucking love Subway.

[Anonymous No.4888375]

>>4888092
Are you seriously that childish that you need someone to make your fucking sammiches?
Do you want the crusts cut off too?
Think of what sounds GOOD on your fucking chicken and put that on, don't just say "Make me a sammich!" and get mad when the "artists" taste is way off from yours.

[Anonymous No.4888395]

>>4888092
>i'm too autistic to make decisions for myself
>it's the minimum wage worker's fault

[Anonymous No.4888406]

I work at Subway and I haven't heard anything about falafel. But they do a lot of regional stuff

I can tell you next month Subway will start carrying Sriracha sauce

[Anonymous No.4888510]

>>4888406
>I can tell you next month Subway will start carrying Sriracha sauce

No. Fuck you. Take it back! TAKE IT BACK ANON!!!
>googling
Holy mother of fuck, the number of Subway Sriracha threads could outdo McRib month!

[Anonymous No.4888523]

>>4888406
The subway near my work in California has had "Creamy Sriracha" sauce for about a month now, all through Subtember.

I'm normally not very excited about Subway.... but god damn if that Cream Sriracha + Extra Jalepenos doesn't make any bullshit $5 sub of the month damn tasty.

Basically imagine 1 part Sriracha, 1 part Mayo. Better than it sounds.

[Anonymous No.4888536]

>>4888375
>>4888406
When you go to Quiznos, Firehouse, or even the local deli down the street and order one of their SPECIALTY SUBS which is designed in advanced to be made with certain ingredients they make the sandwich for you.

When you go to Subway and order one of their SPECIALTY SUBS which is again, designed in a corporate lab with specific ingredients already selected all they know to give you is the meat.

The Tuscan Chicken Melt is advertised as being "topped with a tangy balsamic vinaigrette". When I order one I shouldn't have to specifically tell them that I want the vinaigrette as specified and advertised and not mayonnaise and mustard.

[Anonymous No.4888539]

because clearly we need more shit marketing threads.

sage and report, always

[Anonymous No.4888541]

>>4888536
Some people like the meat and not the sauce. Instead of just telling the worker to make it like it's pictured (which is fucking retarded anyway) why not ask him what he recommends instead?

[Anonymous No.4888547]

>>4888042
this

[Anonymous No.4888548]

>>4888541
because the stoned faggot will probably recommend mayonnaise, mustard, and avocado.

I realize there are certain ingredients, i.e. the vegetables, that the company leaves open but if I order a sandwich that's advertised as having something specific I shouldn't have to specifically ask for its inclusion. If I order a "sweet onion teriyaki" I want the sweet onion sauce. I don't mind if they ask me if I want it, but I shouldn't have to ask for it.

[Anonymous No.4888549]

there are like 6 fucking subways in my town yet all the quiznos closed down. and when I went to the nearest one which is like 40 minutes away I find out the steakhouse beef dip has different shit on it now and isn't as good as I remember. thanks obama.

[Anonymous No.4888553]

>>4888549
Quiznos has a fucked corporate model that basically ass-rapes franchise owners and prevents them from turning a profit. Their contracts required them to purchase just about everything including toilet paper from the corporation at ridiculous non-competitive prices.

[Anonymous No.4888560]

>>4887588
I love subway but Chipotle>Subway. Have you even had a burrito from Chipotle?

[Anonymous No.4888562]

>>4888548
What if someone didn't like the balsamic sauce and the guy just started adding it to their sandwich? Then they interrupt him saying "I didn't want that" so he has to throw it out and make a new one. You really have zero fucking foresight, don't you?

[Anonymous No.4888566]

>>4888553
>Their contracts required them to purchase just about everything including toilet paper from the corporation at ridiculous non-competitive prices.
Kind of like, um, what's it called...oh yeah, every other fast food franchise in America?

[Anonymous No.4888572]

>>4888562
Then that person probably shouldn't have ordered a Tuscan Chicken Melt which states that the balsamic sauce is one of the ingredients.

No other sandwich chain seems to have the issue you imply is so significant. Does Subway specifically cater to illiterates or something?

[Anonymous No.4888577]

>>4888566
>Kind of like, um, what's it called...oh yeah, every other fast food franchise in America?

No, because most fast-food franchises allow their franchisees to buy things like toilet paper and cleaning supplies outside of the corporation and offer competitive prices on such items. That's why Subway, Firehouse, etc. haven't been repeatedly sued by franchisees for their practices like Quiznos has.

[Anonymous No.4888579]

>>4888572
You should probably go somewhere that caters to fedora-wearers like Jimmy John's.

[Anonymous No.4888582]

>>4888579
>somewhere that caters to fedora-wearers

oh look, it's this witless faggot again.

[Anonymous No.4888588]

>>4888582
Aww I struck I nerve! I hope he doesn't tell his mommy.

[Anonymous No.4888592]

>>4888588
get tired of arguing about your right to eat sushi the wrong way and drink cheap pleb table wines did you?

[Anonymous No.4888598]

>>4888592
Projecting so soon?

[Anonymous No.4888644]

>>4888579
Subway offers avacado and sriracha on all their subs, and Jimmy John's is the one catering to fedora-wearers?! They're probably already test-marketing chin beards and ascots on their subs.

[Anonymous No.4888674]

>>4887588
Please stop this viral marketing on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4888700]

>>4888536
you are missing the entire point of subway

[Anonymous No.4888701]

>>4888523
Yeah, California is the test market for most things usually. I know they had avocado for a long time before everyone else got it.

[Anonymous No.4888756]

>>4887588
my subway foot longs are 5.75 and up.

no longer worth it.

[Anonymous No.4890841]

>>4888510
I had it today, it's pretty good. Can definitely taste the garlic, and it's very hot. Much hotter than the buffalo sauce.

[Anonymous No.4890862]

>>4887588
Yeah yeah yeah

Why don't you faggots just make your own sandwich?

[Anonymous No.4890878]

>>4888212
you guys are so paranoid. Chipotle maybe, they're a younger hipper company that might pull some stupid shit lilke this, but you're wrong about one thing, though. Chipotle IS delicious and lots of people DO love it.

I think Subway still exists because they're everywhere and no matter how mediocre they are it's hard for them to fuck up a sandwich you're watching them make, it's like safety food.

[Anonymous No.4891390]

>>4888127
I had a friend who worked there and confirmed all of their ingredients are from Wal-Mart. You literally are paying a guy to assemble shit bought from Wal-Mart. Shit, they even buy the Pitas from there.

Not to mention the sanitary conditions are crap.

But hey, enjoy your illusion of quality.

[Anonymous No.4891454]

You fuckers really have no idea what a good quality sub really is

[Anonymous No.4891474]

>>4891454

>LaSpada's

This nigger gets it - best GODDAMNED cheesesteaks! Now here in Florida - old man retired down here, his son now runs the shops. I have one about 5 miles from my house!

I use to live in Delaware County (Broomall), right near Chester, btw. Grew up on LaSpada's hoagies.

[Anonymous No.4891489]

subway puts sawdust, glass powder, and fertilizer in its bread

cellulose, silicon dioxide, and ammonium sulfate respectively. look it up if you don't believe me

sage

[Anonymous No.4891535]

>>4887611
>subway is utter dogshit

I laughed way too fucking hard

thanks anon

[Anonymous No.4891542]

Every time I get Subway it tastes like salty shitty meat with shitty ass vegetables no matter what sandwich I get. On top of that it makes me feel sick afterwards.
Needless to say, I stopped eating there. I'd rather just not eat til I got home than get anything from Subway.

[Anonymous No.4891615]

local place > generic franchise

[Anonymous No.4891637]

God I hate that fag

[Anonymous No.4891679]

>>4890878
Thanks OP for your input but you're a shit head and its you should fire the interns you have doing your shit marketing on here

[Anonymous No.4892010]

>>4887588
>vegan felafel.
Cool that more chains are offering vegan dishes. Vegan pizza being offered at all pizza places should be next.

[Anonymous No.4892016]

Cold cut combo on honey oat, footlong, cucumber, onion, banana peppers, sub sauce, miss vickies.


YESSIR

[Update Guy !!Iu7w9XSvmty No.4892021]

Local sub joint>Sheetz=Firehouse>Blimpie>>>>>>>>Subway

[Anonymous No.4892062]

Subway is The Worst sandwich joint.
It always smells like fart, and their ingredients are of the worst quality.
I'd rather eat at Any other restaurant.

[Anonymous No.4892148]

Subway is complete and utter shit imo, but that just may be because I worked there. Fuck their turkey bacon, fuck their shitty cold cuts, and fuck their sauce selection.
If you ever see a Pita Pit, give it a shot. Much higher quality ingredients, way more delicious, and their avocado doesn't taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.4892164]

>>4892062
yep.

subway is garbage

[Anonymous No.4892217]

>>4892062
All the subways where I live smell like fresh baked bread, it was super great going to my doctors building because the whole thing smelled like baking breads of all types. Better than sick people smell and cleaning products

[Anonymous No.4892826]

>>4892217
Too bad their bread sucks