/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4875067]

>that guy who orders something a certain way because of something he saw in a work of fiction

[Anonymous No.4875072]

>"shaken, not stirred"

[Anonymous No.4875079]

>>4875072

Do bartenders even stir anything?

[Anonymous No.4875085]

>>4875079
Not all cocktails are shaken.

[Anonymous No.4875090]

>>4875072
generally speaking, shaking a vodka martini changes the taste.

[Anonymous No.4875089]

>>4875079

Yes. Try shaking a mojito.

[Anonymous No.4875092]

>I'll have a scotch, neat.
>Umm, could I get some ice?

[Anonymous No.4875093]

>>4875079
what did you think the stirring spoon was for

[Anonymous No.4875098]

>>4875079
Any cocktail with top-shelf gin should be stirred. Gin bruises.

[Anonymous No.4875100]

>>4875098
bullshit. the idea of gin "bruising" originated during U.S. prohibition where bathtub gin would cloud up when shaken because it was full of shit.

[Anonymous No.4875104]

>work at a coffee shop on campus
>the coffee shop is next to a lounge where Anime Club takes place, hang out for MTG /yugi oh players
>Halloween
>bunch of Godot cosplayers ordering black coffee who can't even stomach black coffee

[Anonymous No.4875105]

>straight male ordering an appletini

[Anonymous No.4875106]

>>4875100
biochemists disagree.

Shaking causes the hydrogen peroxide content in gin to be cut by 80%, producing an antioxidant rich drink with a slightly more bitter flavor.

[Anonymous No.4875111]

>>4875105
Hey, I like sour appletinis to start off with.
Then it's usually off to hard liquor like bourbon to wash the sweet flavors off my tongue.

[Anonymous No.4875112]

>>4875104
oh god, is black coffee an anime thing? i order this all the time, will people connect me with shitty anime, oh lord

[Anonymous No.4875117]

>that kid who used the cake recipe from this game

[Anonymous No.4875122]

>that friend who quotes the Twin Peaks coffee scene at a cafe then looks at you as if he anticipating your laugther

[Anonymous No.4875123]

>>4875104
>tfw three out if five times i actually just take my coffee black and people think i'm trying to be a hardass

>hey anon want some coffee
>sure man
>you want any milk or sugar?
>black's fine.
>ooOo

[Anonymous No.4875127]

>>4875106
First, the hydrogen peroxide content is not what is referred to when discussing whether the gin is "bruised."

Second, hydrogen peroxide does not affect the taste of a drink in any way.

Third, even if any change in the amount of hydrogen peroxide were detectable, a difference between .072% and .157% would be impossible to notice.

You are full of shit. See http://www.bmj.com/content/319/7225/1600

[Anonymous No.4875131]

>>4875104

I just order a black coffee because I'm too anxious to order anything else. I'm afraid I'll say the name wrong or accidentally order the wrong thing.

[Anonymous No.4875133]

>a white russian, dude

[Anonymous No.4875137]

An old fashioned please

[Anonymous No.4875139]

>>4875131
This too. At a cafe they've usually got all that shit out on a table all set up for you anyway. Once I ordered a coffee at a shop and the chick asked if i wanted and milk or cream so i asked for a bit of milk and ended up getting what looked like fucking milk with a bit of coffee.

[Anonymous No.4875142]

>>4875137
A generation of "mad men" with fedoras is born.

[Anonymous No.4875148]

>>4875137
>drinking a good cocktail because you learned of it from a tv show

If this is how you discover things, then I refer you to the film "Jack" where they make spaghetti...

[Anonymous No.4875153]

>guy that he's an expert on cocktails because of stuff he seen in tv shows, movies, anime, etc

[Anonymous No.4875158]

>>4875133
>take a buddy to my usual bar after he turns 21
>obvious divey beer and whiskey bar
>tell him the beers on tap
>bartender comes over
>"Can I get a white russian"
>mfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.4875161]

I wouldn't know what to order if I were ever go to a bar. When can I order a grasshopper?

[Anonymous No.4875164]

>college-aged people who order White Russians while out with friends

[Anonymous No.4875180]

>>4875090

Well it's a good thing martinis are made with fucking gin and not vodka.

[Smith the CIA Agent No.4875193]

>>4875164
But what if you actually enjoy a White Russian?

[Anonymous No.4875194]

>I'm in a bar with some girl friends
> one of them orders a cosmopolitan because "sex and teh city" high life
>she sips and goes like "bäääh, that's just alcohol"
>THATS RIGHT IT'S A FUCKING COCKTAIL NOT A PINK LEMONADE!

[Anonymous No.4875198]

>>4875194
>bäääh

Is she from Wisconsin?

[Anonymous No.4875228]

>>4875198
No, she's german...
Why would she be from Wisconsin?

[Anonymous No.4875307]

>>4875112
No, no. You're safe. It's from a video game. No one really makes the connection.

[Anonymous No.4875313]

>>4875180

Biggest retard in the thread, right here.

[Anonymous No.4875321]

>>4875313
Yes, you are. A Martini is a gin drink. If you want it any other way, order a "vodka Martini" and be a tool. Also, if you order a Martini and the bartender asks how dirty you want it, don't order cocktails at that bar. Switch to beer or wine.

[Anonymous No.4875322]

>>4875137
Do you automatically assume people drink old fashioneds because they are Mad Men fans? That's an excellent drink.

[Anonymous No.4875323]

>>4875104
I used to drink black coffee all the time until one day I drank it and it gave me horrible acidic stomach pain and cramps. I have no idea why, but I can't drink anything coffee related unless it is a heavily diluted soy milk latte or something.

[Anonymous No.4875320]

>>4875123
>black coffee
>trying to be a hardass
When did this start being a thing?

[Anonymous No.4875326]

>>4875322
The problem with ordering an Old Fashioned is that unless you really know the bar, you have no idea what you're going to get. You're more likely than not going to get some syrupy muddled fruity mess that's way too sweet. I will only ever drink Old Fashioned cocktails at home.

[Anonymous No.4875330]

>>4875133
>>4875158
Half the reason I got on here tonight was wondering if pubs serve white/black russians. I had a few at a wedding a couple years ago.
I actually know the pub owner, so I don't want to look like an ass by ordering something retarded.

[Anonymous No.4875334]

>>4875123
This. Hell when I get it at my college I pour black into a cup with a lid on it myself then pay for it.

People are retarded.

[Anonymous No.4875337]

>>4875164
Some people actually like them, you know.

[Anonymous No.4875339]

>watch something
>it sounds good
>try it
>it is good
>the guy who wrote the script probably liked this thing
>the actor might not
Help. Am I hipster for enjoying things I like and not enjoying everything I try?

[Anonymous No.4875346]

>>4875142
I will never get these complex drinks. Fucking, take a shot.

[Anonymous No.4875356]

>>4875346
That's because you drink to get hammered, not out of enjoyment. There's nothing wrong with that, but there are other ways of drinking too.

[Anonymous No.4875357]

>watching kick-ass in theatre
>'mix blue and red slushie together'
>do it ever since

I didn't know it was allowed.

[Anonymous No.4875359]

>>4875321
What does "dirty" mean here?

[Anonymous No.4875364]

>>4875067

Fun Fact:

The Actor that played Dale Cooper hates coffee.

[Anonymous No.4875372]

>>4875137
I ordered one at Ronnie Scott's when I was in London, and it tasted like liquid licorice with a huge whisky bite. Absolutely disgusting. Is that how Angostura bitters taste like or was the cocktail just poorly made?

[Anonymous No.4875376]

>>4875326
>not knowing your bar
>not being from New Orleans
>not ordering Old Fashioneds from Mandina's

[Anonymous No.4875379]

I'm 24 and have never been to a bar. Well I mean I've never had a drink at a bar.
Saving money master race.

[Anonymous No.4875381]

>>4875372
Both... Bitters alone or on too high concentration are disgusting, but that's not the bitters fault. The right amount is the bartender's responsibility

[Anonymous No.4875383]

>>4875379
You sound like a fun guy to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.4875389]

Liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti is a brilliant pairing really.

[Anonymous No.4875390]

>>4875383
>fun means wasting money when you don't have to
You sound like a woman.

[Anonymous No.4875391]

>>4875389
>wine

[Anonymous No.4875394]

>>4875390
You sound like a ball of fun, and totally normal.

[Anonymous No.4875396]

>turn 21
>Scrubs was popular at the time
>order an appletini for my first drink
>no apple flavor whatsoever
>all vodka

[Anonymous No.4875398]

>>4875389

[Anonymous No.4875402]

College student here.
I have a couple friends who every bar we went to they would ask if they served old fashioneds.
I finally asked what the hell was up with them and old fashioneds.
>"they drink them on mad men bro"

[Anonymous No.4875404]

>>4875394
You can stop trying to be an epic troll. Enjoy your ban.

[Anonymous No.4875406]

>>4875379
>>4875390
1. Pregame
2. Keep a flask
3. Know what's on special at the bars you're going to

Full night out and plenty drunk for cheap.

[Anonymous No.4875412]

>>4875406
>have six flasks
>enjoy them throughout the day
Life is nice on pay day.

[Anonymous No.4875417]

>tfw about to have my first gin and tonic ever

it's only been scotch and tonic for a long time

[Anonymous No.4875421]

>>4875404
You can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen! Calling you out for being an anti-social non-drinker in a thread you contributed nothing to is not trolling.

[Anonymous No.4875422]

>>4875106
Hydrogen Peroxide in gin? What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.4875423]

>>4875359
Can someone please answer this for me?

[Anonymous No.4875425]

>>4875417
G&T is my go to summer drink. If you drink several of them it will coat your mouth with a terrible taste after a while.

[Anonymous No.4875427]

>>4875423
Juice from the olive jar makes a martini "dirty"

[Anonymous No.4875428]

>>4875423
google.com

[Anonymous No.4875430]

I'll have the... uh.. gabagool. Yes, the gabagool.

[Anonymous No.4875431]

>>4875427
I have actually started to prefer my maritinis slightly dirty. Just slighly. I like them with an anchovy and gorgonzola stuffed olive.

[Anonymous No.4875441]

>>4875427
That's disgusting, why would anyone add gin to their delicious brine?

[Anonymous No.4875442]

>mom cooks dinner
>son thanks mom and son tells mom he loves her
>son and mom hug then go eat
>son says food is delicious

[Anonymous No.4875443]

>>4875441
You drink the end of the pickle jar too, ya weirdo?

[Anonymous No.4875448]

>>4875443
I've had a cocktail with pickle juice. Twas good.

[Anonymous No.4875449]

>>4875443
you...don't?

you should get that checked out

[Anonymous No.4875461]

>>4875364
You mean cherry pie. He's fine with coffee although not as in love with it as his character was.

[Anonymous No.4875468]

>bros ordering old fashioneds because of some stupid tv show
I.. I can never order one again.

[Anonymous No.4875529]

>>4875104
>next to a lounge where Anime Club takes place
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utnb5Mru_zo

You poor son of a bitch...

[Anonymous No.4875544]

>>4875529
10/10

[Anonymous No.4875576]

>>4875123
This. I don't drink milk and don't like sweets, so naturally this is what people think. Not to mention you get more coffee.

[Anonymous No.4875579]

>>4875576
I love black iced coffee
something about it really hits the spot

[Anonymous No.4875582]

>>4875133
>genuinely like White Russians
>every time I order one someone brings up The Big Lebowski

Just let me enjoy my drink and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.4875596]

>>4875582
How do you even lift a glass with that limp wrist of yours?

[Anonymous No.4875597]

>>4875582
>run in to an old coworker at the bar
>he buys me one black russian and one white russian without batting an eye (he's too drunk to remember what I like)
>I buy him two local brews
>we laugh with the bartender while violating state laws (can't have more than one drink at a time and we know it)

I do love white or skinny russians. Black russians are cool too.

[Anonymous No.4875628]

>>4875443
Excellent hangover cure. Unless you hate brine, in which you'll just vomit.

[Anonymous No.4875637]

>>4875597
Do you live in Utah or Tennessee?

[Anonymous No.4875664]

>>4875637
Minnesota.

[Anonymous No.4875680]

>>4875628
if you'd just drink water while getting drunk, you wouldn't get hungover in the first palce.

[Anonymous No.4875702]

I will unapologetically say that I tried my first martini for no reason other than James Bond did it.

If love martinis.

[Anonymous No.4875718]

>>4875112
The Ace Attorney series is more video game related FYI.

[Anonymous No.4875720]

>>4875346
Don't you have a midterm to study for?

[Anonymous No.4875731]

Do... white russians count? I don't order them a special way, though I do order them because of Big Lebowski.

they're tasty.

[Anonymous No.4875734]

>>4875123
This happened to me yesterday. I just like my coffee black, its how my dad always drank it, so I did too since I was a kid.

People also get pissed when I don't like Iced Coffee.

[Anonymous No.4875736]

I was that guy once

>Had eaten dinner
>Hanging out with a friend, he hasn't eaten and gets hungry
>We go to a diner, sit at the counter
>He orders a burger
>I decide to do what I've seen people do in diners (on tv)
>Order a slice of apple pie and a cup of coffee
>Enjoy it greatly

[Anonymous No.4875743]

>>4875123

I think this only comes from younger people who don't know coffee. Ignore them, the rest of the adult world doesn't care how you take your coffee.

[Anonymous No.4875756]

>>4875430
I say it that way because my parents say it that we and we all come from Brooklyn

[Anonymous No.4875761]

>>4875442
>son and mom eat together
>son and mom look at each other
>son makes move
>goes for the kiss
>moms shocked but gets into it
>proceed to make out
>begin to undress
>lips break apart
>son goes down to eat mom out
>tongue goes in
>real deep
>mom's juices flow out
>son takes all of it in
>tastes like vodka
>son gets drunk from mom juice
>mom opens her mouth, revealing her breasts
>shoots her milk all over
>it wasn't normal milk
>was milk plus just like in Clockwork Orange
>son drinks all the milk that was squirted midair
>son overdoses and gets a seizure from top much alcohol

[Anonymous No.4875997]

>That guy that looks up videos, reviews, pictures, ads, menus of food he is craving, but is unable to eat at the moment

[Anonymous No.4876002]

>>4875090

Shaking a gin martini changes the taste by bruising the gin. It makes it taste even more piney than usual. Shaking a vodka martini does jack shit.

Gin martinis should never be shaken.

[Anonymous No.4876004]

>>4875997
Hey, fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.4876006]

>>4875117
...I used to love this game for some inexplicable reason. Especially since I was way over the target age group when it came out.

[Anonymous No.4876007]

>>4875997

I was happy to find that there are youtube videos of girls eating food. They don't talk or try to act. They just record themselves eating. It's really comforting, especially when they're eating something I'm craving.

[Anonymous No.4876009]

>>4875376
I took an out of town friend to St Roch after it got swarmed by gutterpunks and they tried to order an Old Fashioned because omg new orlean drink and the chick just kind of blanched and I just ordered us a couple of beers and shots.

[Anonymous No.4876010]

>>4875117

>that feel when about to beat game, but game glitches which results in me never being able to get the last letter

[Anonymous No.4876028]

>>4875997

I like to pretend that I get to eat the food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrQah-Q7eqU

[Anonymous No.4876045]

>>4876009
>after it got swarmed by gutterpunks

St Roch is dirty hipster kid central.

[Anonymous No.4876060]

>>4875997

>look up food commercials
>see a bunch of old commercials
>being able to get a burger, fries, and a drink for under 2 dollars

Even back then that wasn't considered a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G28-EAx4L5o

[Anonymous No.4876068]

>>4875404
Enjoy YOUR ban. Global rule #7, faggot.

[Anonymous No.4876103]

>get me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater

[Anonymous No.4876104]

>>4875133
hate those fucking guys
saw the movie
order the drink
wonder why they're sick to their stomach after 3 of them
retards

[Anonymous No.4876124]

>>4876060
well to be fair under the dollar menus u can get Bruger Fries and a Drink now for 3 bucks. Not bad considering

[Anonymous No.4876136]

Luckily my moment for this was a gin and tonic and nothing overly strange. I drank gin before that though so it wasn't too out of character.

[Anonymous No.4876199]

>>4876060
>>4875997
>>4876007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YlqfP9o-Cc

Will ye make it through the gauntlet?

[Anonymous No.4876219]

>>4875079
Stirring is used for any drink containing hard liquors as the predominant component, which is most true cocktails.

Mixed drinks like long islands, hurricanes and pina coladas get shaken

[Anonymous No.4876228]

>that guy who makes egg-in-bread-hole after seeing them in V for Vendetta

[Anonymous No.4876260]

>>4875133
they're so fucking good though!

[Anonymous No.4876276]

>>4876228
ya except he called them eggy in a basket in the flick

[Anonymous No.4876295]

>>4876228

>that guy who eats egg in a bagel cuz too hip 4 u

[Anonymous No.4876294]

Three things that I recommend:
Old Fashioned and Manhattans taste better with Fee and Brothers bitters over Angostura, its a more subtle complimentary flavor to the citrus in both drinks. On a side note, replace the sugar cube with a splash of simple syrup, just microwave a tsp of sugar with a tsp of water and add that. It'll incorporate better.
Angostura is my go to for spicing up cheaper gins and bourbons or for a dirty martini

If you want to stock up on some top shelf, versatile drinks, try this take on an Old Fashioned:
- 1 jigger 1 pony of rye whiskey (I use Bulliett, but honorables to Ri^-1 or Overholt)
- 1 pony Carpano Antica (sweet vermouth in a pinch, but Carpano kicks some serious ass)
- 1 pony Cherry Heering
- 1-2 dashes orange bitters

Or this to make use of your Carpano
French Kiss:
1 pt Carpano Antica
1 pt Noilly Pratt (Original Dry, seriously, if there is one thing you can do to improve everything that calls for vermouth, it is to get Noilly Pratt Original Dry)
Small dash bitters

[Anonymous No.4876316]

>>4876228
Tried that a few times after seeing the movie actually. Not bad, but more of a hassle than eggs and toast than needed imo.

Is it a bad thing to try food related things from movies or television? Or is it just the whole being ironic thing that gets peoples' goat?

[Anonymous No.4876334]

>>4876316
I think the problem stems from the fact that many of these things are very basic and if you have a legitimate interest in alcohol coffee food or whatever you would have known about it

[Anonymous No.4876341]

>>4876334
This. People who are actually into whatever it is you're asking for will be slightly miffed that you don't really have a clue what you're talking about, you're just ordering something specific because you saw it in your TV shows.

[Anonymous No.4876347]

This thread seems like max pretentiousness.
How do you know they're even ordering it based off of fiction, if it's clicking with you then maybe YOU are the issue, not the customer

[Anonymous No.4876357]

Gibson master race reporting.
>eww, is that an eyeball?
the fuck is wrong with you.
>tfw you use genever instead of gin at home
>tfw no one knows what the fuck genever is.

[Anonymous No.4876361]

>>4876347
>that guy who orders something a certain way because of something he saw in a work of fiction
it's not ordering the thing. It's ordering the thing a certain way. typically using a particular phrasing.
Example: "Bring me all the eggs and bacon you have" LOL LIKE RON SWANSON.
not an asshole: "Large egg and bacon platter. with... I dunno, french toast?"

[Anonymous No.4876363]

>>4876316
It's not a bad thing, but it's easy to be too clever with it.

[Anonymous No.4876370]

>>4876357
>genever

I work with a lot of liquors and always have some money to buy a new bottle and I had to google that bitch.
That said, it sounds like a good gin and i'll give it a shot someday

[Anonymous No.4876375]

>>4875664
I'm from Mn. Just Curious what area are you from.

[Anonymous No.4876379]

>>4876370
old genever is a really weird drink. like if single malt whiskey and gin had a baby. Not mixing the two, that would be horrifying. But like traits of both sort of integrated.
young genever is "gin, but not quite."

I first learned about it a couple years ago, and made a point of giving it a try. Much harder to come by, but I'm not a heavy enough drinker that it's a problem, and a bottle usually lasts me a few months.

also, young and old refer to how it's made, not the age of the alcohol.

[Anonymous No.4876382]

>>4875137
>>4875142


oh, that's a mad men thing? i started ordering it after crazy stupid love

[Anonymous No.4876390]

>>4876382
>>4875142
It's annoying, but I'm okay with it, because an old fashioned is basically a really good drink, and the effect of the craze is that they're available a lot of places.

At some point, I'm not going to stop ordering something that I enjoy because a lot of shitheads also like it. Fuck it, if someone wants to think that I'm a fedora trying to be Don Draper, they can do that.

[Anonymous No.4876404]

>reading all these amazing drinks
>poor college student

Bottom of the shelf rum and store brand cola for me.

[Anonymous No.4876421]

>>4875112
yes, stop drinking black coffee

[Anonymous No.4876474]

>>4876404
Same here, except Vodka's cheaper at Smith's... $6 for a .75 or $12 for 1.75.

Prestige all the way.

[Anonymous No.4876477]

>>4876379
I fucking love old genever. Such a great drink.

[Anonymous No.4877010]

I did this once. Felt shitty afterwards, but

>Watched a lot of Scrubs
>Went out to a bar with friends
>Decided to order an appletini (and yeah, I knew JD was mocked in-show for doing so, which makes it extra stupid)
>Don't enjoy it
>Disappointed in the drink and myself.

[Anonymous No.4877017]

>>4876103
>tfw no one gets my joke

[Anonymous No.4877045]

>>4876357
You use jenever for martinis and such? Sounds interesting. Young or old?

[Anonymous No.4877075]

>>4875597
>can't have more than one drink at a time and we know it

What the actual fuck.

[Anonymous No.4877200]

>>4875123
I can't help how I was raised
Coffee with milk tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.4877206]

>>4877017
I understand, it just didn't warrant a response.

[Anonymous No.4877216]

>>4875529
lordy

[Anonymous No.4877218]

>>4875579
mah nigga. a large, iced coffee black, with no ice. you dont get it with ice, do you?

[Anonymous No.4877229]

>>4875320
Since sugary milk drinks with a shot of espresso became the norm.

[Anonymous No.4877236]

>be a bartender
>guy comes up to the bar and orders some cheap ass whiskey
>"In a scotch glass, please."
>"Do you mean a tumbler? Or would you like a nosing glas?"
>gives me a smug smile
>"A scotch glass."
>raise an eye brow and show him both glasses: "This one or this one?"
>"A scotch glass."
>decide not to give a fuck and pour it in a tumbler
>"Is that a scotch glass?"
>my face and the waitresses faces

He accepted the tumbler in the end. Im still not entirely sure what he was looking for exactly.

[Anonymous No.4877242]

>>4875576
>would you like room for cream?

Fuck, even when I do add milk I add like a tablespoon, and that's plenty light

[Anonymous No.4877256]

>>4875105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvNvG2krOYw#t=2m30s

[Anonymous No.4877265]

>>4876341
So, basically elitism?

[Anonymous No.4877276]

>>4877236
>scotch glass
>settled for tumbler

Did he even order scotch?
I bet he wanted ice. lots of ice.

[Anonymous No.4877292]

>>4875228
we have a lot of germans here in wisconsin

also, im a early 20's male and i order white russians at the bar because i like the taste. its nice to start off with one or two before i get heavy into the rum

[Anonymous No.4877296]

>>4875346
>>4875356
just cause you prefer a shot to a cocktail youre drinking to get hammered? no, sorry, some of us just have high tolerances, and have a hard time catching a buzz on just beer

[Anonymous No.4877318]

>>4877296
> I'm not drinking to get drunk! I just drink this way because it's easier to get drunk!
Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.4877322]

>>4877318

[Anonymous No.4877331]

>plebs who drink 'real absinthe'
>filthy czech derivates that are basically ethanol, food colouring and wormwood
>burn the sugar cube
>dismiss proper french and swiss absinthe because it doesn't get you high, maaaan

[Anonymous No.4877336]

>>4877296
Oh god, you completely missed his point. The point of a shot is to get it down as fast as possible, unless you're sipping your shot. He's saying that he is drinking his alcohol to enjoy it (think savour almost). Fuck you really are stupid.

[Anonymous No.4877346]

>>4875320
Since Starbucks became a thing.

Fuck that place, and its pretentious clientele

[Anonymous No.4877357]

>>4876228
like thats not a very common thing before V
we used to call them toad in the hole

[Anonymous No.4877362]

>>4875133
>watch TBL
>go out to pub
>get white russian
>go back for seconds
>go back for thirds
>go back for fourths
>fith one is gin on rocks
>go home
>sleep
>wake up
>no hangover

life's good when you're immune to hangovers.

and white russian is goddamn fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.4877367]

>>4877362
>5 drinks
>Claiming immunity to hangovers

Nigga get on my level
>18 bottles of beer
>Shots of cointreau
>Go out to club
>10 beers
>round of shots
>Still bang a bitch
>No hangover

[Anonymous No.4877369]

>>4875100
its the botanical oils that "louche" when the alcohol dilutes and changes temperature too quickly and shocks them into turning opaque. This will make it render slightly and rancidify the oils just a bit.

[Anonymous No.4877372]

>>4877367
One of the sad moments in my life was when I realised stories of how much I was able to drink weren't reason for pride anymore. I was like 17.

[Anonymous No.4877374]

>>4877372
Grats to you. And to be perfectly honest, I can imagine telling your parents your alcopop adventures gets boring after a few weekends.

[Anonymous No.4877376]

>>4875346
>I'll never get these complex dishes. Just eat raw hamburger meat!

[Anonymous No.4877382]

>>4877372
lol

[Anonymous No.4877392]

>>4876357
>Genever
Mah nigga

Love that shit.
For the curious, it's basically a Gin, but the base spirit is a distilled malt wine, not a grain spirit. A touch sweeter, even more than an Old Tom style.

[Anonymous No.4877401]

>>4877367
>start drinking whisky
>wake up in a public restroom at the airport of a another city with torn clothes two days later
>probably didn't get laid
>probably got in a fight

Get on my level, you filthy casual.

[Anonymous No.4877417]

>>4877362
There is nothing more disgusting than someone with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. You make me sick.

[Anonymous No.4877478]

>>4875117
Jesus, looking at that screenshot really brought the memories flooding back. I played that shit so many times that the music would get stuck in my head for days. Never tried to use the cake recipe though, thank God.

[Anonymous No.4877481]

>>4877417
I have reasons to feel accomplished, stomaching a few drinks and not being able to get hangovers isn't one as I rarely drink.

[Anonymous No.4877533]

>>4875383
>>4875394
>>4875421
Who let the normalfag in?

[Anonymous No.4877546]

It's hard to decide which drink is more faggoty, appletinis or white russians. But I have to give the edge to the WR because it actually looks like semen.

[Anonymous No.4877561]

>>4877546
Are you 12?

[Anonymous No.4877562]

>That one guy who doesn't tip because Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs doesn't

[Anonymous No.4877566]

>>4877562
>Even though Mr. Pinkfaggot got owned by ol the other Mr. Colors.

[Anonymous No.4877581]

>>4877561
No,but if I wanted to get one drunk, I'd serve themsome sugary girlyfag drinks like white russians and appletinis.

[Anonymous No.4877590]

>>4877581
Seems like you have some experience getting 12yo kids drunk.

AMERICA PIG DISGUSTING

[Anonymous No.4877592]

>>4877546

> WR look like semen
> sausages and popsicles look like dicks
> baguettes look like really long dicks

[ homosexuality intensifies ]

[Anonymous No.4877598]

>>4877581
>girlyfag drinks like white russians

u wot m80

[Anonymous No.4877615]

>>4877598
See? Fucking disgusting. Why not just call it a moscow moneyshot and embrace your alternate lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.4877616]

>>4877615

You're like Seth from Superbad who couldn't stop drawing cocks and was banned from eating hot dogs to try to curb his phallic fascination

[Anonymous No.4877618]

>>4875106

you dumb nig nog, you can't just 'create' antioxidents, especially not by fucking shaking somthing

[Anonymous No.4877628]

>>4877616
>Enjoy a sweetypie wuss drunk that looks like jizz
>someone points out the obvious
>hurrrr projecting
The fact you probably got the idea from a movie just makes it even more amusing.lrn2drnk plz

[Anonymous No.4877632]

>>4877581
>Caring about what others drink
>Calling others immature

Note how at no point I said I actually drank either of those. WRs are good, though.

Do you go into coffee threads and spout "LOL NOBODY LIKES BLACK COFFEE YOU'RE ALL TRYING TO BE COOL"

[Anonymous No.4877637]

>>4877628

You mean the fact that I cited a movie and you're confused and think I "probably" got it from a movie?
l2readpls

>posts image with whiskey on the rocks and a filtered cigarette

pleb. unfiltered and no ice master race

[Anonymous No.4877639]

>>4877581
>>4877628

>I'm a big manly man and only drink big manly men drinks for big manly men such as myself.

[Anonymous No.4877711]

>buying things because you saw them in a show (not just jap shows)
what was it /ck/?

pic related

[Anonymous No.4877776]

>>4875123
>mfw I love straight espresso
>mfw nobody thinks I actually like it and instead believes I'm just trying to look 'manly'

I just like espresso, dammit! Is that so hard to believe? When did people all grow giant vaginas and refuse to drink anything that's not sugary as fuck?

[Anonymous No.4877821]

>Genuinely like whiskey
>Like ordering it neat so I can sip it slowly without it diluting
>MFW people think I'm some retard breaking bad fanboy now
I am, but that and my drink choice are completely unrelated

[Anonymous No.4877827]

>>4877821
at least you're not drinking Dimple Pinch.
At least I hope not...

[Anonymous No.4877836]

>>4877821
>Scotch
Not my favorite, prefer bourbon
Drinking Wild Turkey 101 as we type.

[Anonymous No.4877840]

>>4877821
Oh for fuck's sakes, do people associate neat whisky with breaking bad now? God dammit.

[Anonymous No.4877841]

>>4877836
Wrong quote, meant for >>4877827

[Anonymous No.4877846]

>>4877840
No, at least here they don't luckily.

[Anonymous No.4877892]

>>4875597
>we laugh with the bartender while violating state laws (can't have more than one drink at a time and we know it)

what

I live in a dry county and even the little bullshit "private clubs" aren't held to such rules.

[Anonymous No.4877896]

>>4875628
>Excellent hangover cure

Drinking water before, during, and after getting drunk are the only things that cure hangovers.

Idiots. Of course, not as bad as the morons who say drinking water is bad for you when you have a hangover.

[Anonymous No.4877945]

>>4877892
Yeah I live in MN and I've never even heard of that law, if it's true then it's antiquated and not enforced. Just the other day I saw people ordering a bloody mary and a beer shooter at the same time in a diner.

[Anonymous No.4877953]

>>4877896

The electrolytes in the brine help you rehydrate yourself. At least know what you're talking about if you're going to act like an asshole.

[Anonymous No.4877958]

>>4875443
Pickletinis, pleb.

[Anonymous No.4877980]

Zero greentext, but a have a small pet peeve with people who are unable to accept that I may at different times want; black coffee, coffee with milk, coffee with milk and sugar, or tea.
MUST MY HOT BEVERAGE PREFERENCES BE SHACKLED DOWN IN THE IRONS OF HABIT!?

[Anonymous No.4877996]

>>4877236
Obviously he wanted a tumbler that was short and cylindrical, with a thick glass bottom and relatively straight-lined design without too many curves, because these are the glasses that people in movies drink scotch out of.
No hate. The dude was probably young and trying to look classy with exactly zero idea how to go about it. That's how you eventually end up looking classy for realsies.

[Anonymous No.4878010]

>>4877615

[Anonymous No.4878013]

>>4877953
ounce of prevention, pound of cure etc

[Anonymous No.4878014]

>>4877776
>order double espresso at Starbucks
>that one chick at the register always manages to call it a "doppio expresso"

If order one while with friends, at least one of them always has to point out how small it is compared to his "super-venti double-mocha-white-salted-chocolate-chip frappuccino".

[Anonymous No.4878019]

>>4877980
I make a point of having the first cup of coffee anyone offers me at their place as black. After that, it's usually a simple "Oh, I'll have it with a bit of cream this time" or "I had a bad day, just give me the sugar jar and I'll pour my cup of coffee into it".

[Anonymous No.4878027]

>>4877592
>Not dipping your baguette into molten cheese, so that the tip is covered in creamy yellow/white cheese and then shoving it into your mouth

[Anonymous No.4878933]

budweiser and a shot of tequila is all I need

[Anonymous No.4878969]

>>4875180
>>4875321
Bond orders vodka martinis, hence the "shaken not stirred". Dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.4879023]

>>4876316

I tried jarlsberg grilled cheese after I watched The Devil Wears Prada, suddenly that useless block of jarlsberg I had was good for something

Also there is absolutely nothing ironic about trying food you saw in a movie you stupid fucking hipster

[Anonymous No.4879034]

I've always wanted to order 'earl grey, hot'. Too bad I live in austria.