/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4872248]

Why do you americans need these?

[Anonymous No.4872249]

to keep the cheese off the box lid.

[Anonymous No.4872250]

>>4872249
how does it even get up there? are your pizzas 5cm tall?

[Anonymous No.4872251]

So we can feed the ants

[Anonymous No.4872254]

doll-house furniture

[Anonymous No.4872255]

>>4872250
If the pizza gets knocked around while on it's way to be delivered, or when they stack 3-4 of them on top of each other in the thing to keep them warm.

[Anonymous No.4872258]

>>4872255
what kinda crap boxes do you even have over
there
honestly

[Anonymous No.4872259]

>>4872250
You only get them when you have pizza delivered or order multiple pizzas. One box doesn't need it but multiple pizzas on top of each other can cause the box to crush

[Anonymous No.4872263]

>>4872259
cheap boxes i presume, these can be stacked without any problems

[Anonymous No.4872267]

>>4872248
>Implying Americvans wouldn't lay down their lives for Life, liberty, and the pursuit of pizza

I care about my pizza. Any enhancements to the box make up for what I lack in silverware while eating it.

Bro, do you even pizza?

[Anonymous No.4872270]

>>4872263
wow that is a horrible pizza

[Anonymous No.4872271]

>>4872270
it's average
but it's next to my bus stop and i can't bother making dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.4872272]

>>4872263
Man, even the knives look weird in Yurop.

[Anonymous No.4872275]

gr8 b8 m8

[Anonymous No.4872277]

>>4872271
no man, it's horrible. the cheese is undercooked and slimy and the lack of toppings comes off as greedy

[Anonymous No.4872280]

>>4872263
that pizza looks down right retarded. can europoors do anything right?

[Anonymous No.4872281]

>>4872277
it's one of the cheapest pizzas, you know in the 1-10 menu range

also i never called to order so he probably made it quick
it's not really undercooked though

[Anonymous No.4872285]

when i was a kid my dad told me they held the pizza together
i knew he was wrong but i didn't know enough about pizza to prove it

[Anonymous No.4872290]

We have them in Bongladesh, too, they're used as little wee tables for us to share some pizza with the borrowers.

[Anonymous No.4872295]

>>4872290
>the borrowers

That made me smile.

[Anonymous No.4872300]

>>4872263

Man, I'd eat that so hard.

And I guess American pizzas are just larger, they have a bigger diameter, leading to bigger boxes leading to a more instable lid which could easily touch the pizza.

[Anonymous No.4872301]

>>4872300
well that might be true actually

[Anonymous No.4872317]

>>4872248

It's because we employ inferior foreign laborers to deliver our food to keep cost down and maintain our standard of living and obviously those stupid brown people can't be trusted to maintain proper delivery standards.

[Anonymous No.4872327]

>>4872317
I don't think I've ever had a pizza delivered by a "foreigner" to be honest. It's almost always either some high school or college age kid or some 40-50 year old trying to make ends meet.

That being said, they're often incompetent and try to rush the delivery, throwing the pizzas around, not securing them in their vehicle so they slide around while they're driving, shit like that.

[Anonymous No.4872343]

>>4872317
>>4872327
So either way, it's the 2 cent pizza table or pay a decent wage and insurance to responsible workers and pizza cost 35 dollars. I'll take my 2 pizzas for 12 bucks thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.4872347]

>>4872248
>americans
im not american and we use those here

[Anonymous No.4872349]

Shouldn't have been so mean to muslims.

Muslims are the best pizza deliverers.

They got mad pizza deliverer skills.

[Anonymous No.4872381]

>>4872349
You know what the Muslims also delivered? 9/11

[Anonymous No.4872393]

>>4872381
ice burn

[Anonymous No.4872412]

>>4872254
this. my sister used use them as end tables in her doll house.

[Anonymous No.4872450]

>>4872255
>or when they stack 3-4 of them on top of each other

Typical amerilards eating more than what their bodies can handle

[Anonymous No.4872453]

>>4872450
Or multiple deliveries going out at the same time.

[Anonymous No.4872456]

>>4872450
The delivery guys typically deliver more than one pizza at a time, to several locations. On Friday and Saturday nights, or any day where there's a major sports game, you can expect dozens of pizzas going out at once. And while the major chains have the money to install rack-style pizza warmers in their delivery cars, smaller chains just stack 'em in a heat retaining bag.

It's pretty much only the smaller chains that use the little pizza tables.

[Anonymous No.4872468]

>>4872450
Delicious inferiority complex

[Anonymous No.4872472]

>>4872456

what terrible string of events in your life led to dropping out of high school and having to deliver pizzas to support your drug habit?

[Anonymous No.4872484]

>>4872258

look how upset this guy is over our pizza boxes, lol

[Anonymous No.4872489]

>>4872450

typical yuropoor intentionally misunderstanding everything in order to feel falsely superior while their land and heritage crumbles around them and the Sharia takes over

[Anonymous No.4872491]

>>4872248

I used to be a pizza delivery driver. Those are used to keep the middle of the pizza box from caving in. When we'd put multiple boxes of pizza's in our delivery bags (which keep the food warm) the weight from multiple boxes or containers could cause them to cave in without that little device. Depending on the size of the bag used the likelihood of it happening could increase by a lot. Some of the delivery bags we used could fit 5-6 pizza's in them.

[Anonymous No.4872503]

>>4872456

I used to pack my Corolla with 100+ Pizza's on some deliveries. The heat and the smell from that was incredible.

[Anonymous No.4872508]

>>4872248
We have those in England. They keep the box in shape.

[Anonymous No.4872519]

>>4872508

>They keep the box in shape.

Good for you. You wouldn't want your boxes getting fat and doughy. Otherwise they would end up like us muricalpfats.

[Anonymous No.4872527]

>>4872472
probably a failed health system and an unkind culture toward the mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.4872530]

>>4872248
they only do that at round table because its a round table

[Anonymous No.4872537]

>>4872508

>UK
>protecting pizza boxes like the queen

get your priorities together.

[Anonymous No.4872552]

Those are for your ancestors. When you eat a pizza, you leave a single morsel on the tiny table and leave it out. This ensures that the household will always have pizza.

[Anonymous No.4872604]

Because the typical amount of pizza for an average american family is a stack of at least 8 boxes of large pizzas. The weight of the ones on top causes the boxes to collapse.

[Anonymous No.4872608]

>>4872604
LOOK MOM, I'M SHITPOSTING!

[Anonymous No.4872611]

>>4872604
0/10

[Anonymous No.4872621]

>>4872604

[Anonymous No.4872623]

>>4872552

Dis nigga know his shit. And forget to pay the Buddhists or your momma's soul is going to burn in hell forever!

[Anonymous No.4872626]

>>4872552
I'm gonna tell this to my kids one day.

[Anonymous No.4872627]

>>4872248
So I can have a small table for when I play pretend pizza party with my ninja turtle figures. At least thats why I think they give them to me.

[Anonymous No.4872632]

>>4872248
American here. What is it?

[Anonymous No.4872634]

>>4872263
I'd take a cheap box over that piece of shit looking pizza any day. Its like you guys don't even try to make anything good.

Also, our boxes look exactly like that.

[Anonymous No.4872635]

>>4872604
it's funny how much energy people from other countries waste on being jealous of us when we don't ever think about them lol

[Anonymous No.4872641]

>>4872634
first rule of photography of food is never using flash
i messed up a bit there

[Anonymous No.4872644]

>>4872635
Haha this. The only time I talk shit about other countries is to burn them when they shitpost uneducated nonsensical drivel about Murrica.

Honestly though I don't give a shit about any of those places.

[Anonymous No.4872650]

>>4872641
Is that why the cheese looks like egg yolks?

[Anonymous No.4872655]

>>4872650
yeah

it looked pretty much like this >>4872317

[Anonymous No.4872657]

>>4872635
i'm not from "another country".

I just make fun of my ours because I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.4872665]

>>4872657
If you don't like it, then get out faggot

[Anonymous No.4872673]

>>4872665
>implying it's easy.

I'm trying.

[Anonymous No.4872891]

>>4872657
let me guess, you want to go to japan? you're tired of americans not giving the respect loli and anime deserve?

[Anonymous No.4872964]

>>4872472
Shit, man, I didn't drop out of high school and end up delivering pizzas to support a drug habit.

I got a useless masters degree, am unemployed, and trying to support a board game habit.

[Anonymous No.4873174]

>>4872891
>let me guess, you want to go to japan?

lol fuck no.

[Anonymous No.4873177]

>>4872604
>>4872608
>>4872611
>>4872621
>>4872635

The only explanation for people being THIS defensive is that the guy described their families perfectly.

Stay classy, America.

[Anonymous No.4873178]

my ninja turtles used to use these

[Anonymous No.4873185]

>>4873178
as the dollhouse's dining room table?

[Anonymous No.4873464]

>>4872248
Last time I saw those was in Germany. They would use 3 or 4 little ones.

[Anonymous No.4873471]

>>4872248
Table for my figmas/nendos

[Anonymous No.4873480]

>>4872248
i havent seen one of those in almost a decade

[Anonymous No.4873894]

>>4873177
>being this scared

[Anonymous No.4873951]

>>4872621
>dat gif
u fukken wot m8

[Anonymous No.4873993]

>>4872248
>Why do you americans need these?
Like it's a bad thing
Even if the pizza never touched the top of the box, it doesn't do any harm whatsoever.
Proper thread should be
>Why can't you europoors afford to have 1 cent plastic pizza tables on your shitty scones?

[Anonymous No.4874003]

>>4873177
>2013
>Still being this stupid

[Anonymous No.4874005]

>>4873177
>i did it again!.jpg

[Anonymous No.4874025]

>>4873993
>Why do amerifats feel the need to produce yet another piece of useless plastic, which will sooner or later end up in the ocean, destroying habitats, killing off species after species and even poisoning human food sources.
But as long as it JUST costs 1 CENT, it's a-fucking-ok.

PS: I hate people like you.

[Anonymous No.4874030]

>>4872248
/toy/s here
It so Star Wars figurines can sit around having Devonshire Teas.

[Anonymous No.4874040]

>>4874025
>Shit, yet another polar bear choked to death on a mini pizza table. Bastards just can't let the top of the box touch the cheese, can they.

[Anonymous No.4874045]

>>4874040
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch
>Besides the particles' danger to wildlife, on the microscopic level the floating debris can absorb organic pollutants from seawater, including PCBs, DDT, and PAHs.[32] Aside from toxic effects,[33] when ingested, some of these are mistaken by the endocrine system as estradiol, causing hormone disruption in the affected animal.[30] These toxin-containing plastic pieces are also eaten by jellyfish, which are then eaten by larger fish.
>Many of these fish are then consumed by humans, resulting in their ingestion of toxic chemicals.[34] Marine plastics also facilitate the spread of invasive species that attach to floating plastic in one region and drift long distances to colonize other ecosystems.[15]

[Anonymous No.4874047]

>>4874045
Shit, did I do that? With my pizza tables? I'm such a wasteful, irresponsible, fat American piece of shit. I'll tell them "no pizza table" next time. Then I'll be doing my part to save the planet.

[Anonymous No.4874068]

>>4874047
But if you don't have a pizza table, what are you going to use as an offering table for your ancestors? Do you want your dead grandmother to hate you?

[Anonymous No.4874071]

Did you guys know that there's a fungus that eats plastic?

[Anonymous No.4874104]

>>4874071
Thanks for killing the thread, fuckwit

[Anonymous No.4874369]

>>4874025
>Why do amerifats feel the need to produce yet another piece of useless plastic, which will sooner or later end up in the ocean, destroying habitats, killing off species after species and even poisoning human food sources.

America owns the globe

come and get me

>americas time is soon to end though, then it's just jewish kings and goyim slaves forever
>the only pro environment stuff that will exist will only be that which inconveniences the goyim and creates profit for the overlords

[Anonymous No.4874707]

>>4874104
Au contraire, the thread moved toward the issue of plastic waste (somehow) and anon was simply enlightening the thread of the fact that mass marketed biosolutions to the global plastic problem are well underway.

Now if we could find a solution to the problem we're going to create by solving the initial problem, we'd be golden

[Anonymous No.4874983]

>>4872277
>lack of toppings

>not enjoying simple pizza

[Anonymous No.4875345]

>>4872248
Its a fucking mini table bitch
Rage face

[Anonymous No.4875832]

As a 'murrican, I can say I use them as little dining tables for the miniature pink elephants that appear the day after I consume to much cheap beer, blended whiskey, and greasy take out pizza. or to shove down the throats and stifle the sanctimonious comments of pretentious euro eco freaks.

[Anonymous No.4875844]

>>4875832
>inb4 too not to, ya grammer nazi. you know who you are.

[Anonymous No.4875845]

Cambodians use these too.

[Anonymous No.4875850]

>>4872248
That's where my wife's diaphragm went!

[Anonymous No.4875854]

Eurotards are sure looking for something to bother themselves with today, do you euroshit really need atention that bad?

[Anonymous No.4877058]

The most common brand are "Stax" @ 17.05/1000
There are competitors. (wtf?)
Ours run $19.26/1000
But they are clearly far more than a quarter of a cent superior.

[Anonymous No.4877326]

All I want to se is pictures of shitty pizza. And all you faghs are just whining about how super faggoty each others pizzas are.

[Anonymous No.4877368]

>>4872248
To keep the top of the pizza box from sagging on to the pizza itself?

[watisitnig No.4877383]

>>4877368
cookie for you

[Anonymous No.4877532]

>>4872450
not everyone eats alone every night, sometimes you need multiple pizzas for multiple people

[Anonymous No.4877539]

tables for our birds

cunt

[Anonymous No.4877572]

>>4877539

fuck you little bird

[Anonymous No.4877649]

>>4872263
That pizza looks seriously fucking bad. It's just all slimey and white looking, like some fucking puke or something and it's not even any type of symmetrical

[Anonymous No.4877775]

>>4872290
Aww ahahaahaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.4877782]

>>4877572
i'll pek u in m8

[Anonymous No.4877786]

>>4872381
the muslims didn't do 9/11 it was simply a few crazy bad guys, it doesn't matter what race or religion they were.

i have known many a great friendly achmeds that make a MEANNNN delicious sandwhich/other types of food, many muslims i have known to be great bro's

[Anonymous No.4877921]

If religion doesn't matter, In what other situation could occur the attack??

[Anonymous No.4877932]

>>4877921
Some people are just fucked in the head. I've often thought that removing religion would fix many of the worlds problems, but I have come to realize that it wont. The problem is people.

[Anonymous No.4877940]

>>4874045
Take it up with China. There's a reason the same thing isn't in the Atlantic.

[Anonymous No.4877962]

>>4877940
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Atlantic_garbage_patch

Fact check before posting.

[Anonymous No.4877983]

>>4877962
I stand corrected, even though that one is a minuscule fraction of the size. But I would bet every dollar I could ever hope to make over my lifetime that 90% of the Pacific garbage comes from China and their ilk. Their people die from polution all the time. The Atlantic is probably split three ways with Europe and Africa.

Plus if you guys are so green, why does America have a shit ton more pristine forests and greenery in general? Not even including South America. I personally have 12 acres of nothing but woods, and I live in an area if VA that was clear cut in colonial days.

[Anonymous No.4877994]

>>4877983
>I personally have 12 acres of nothing but woods, and I live in an area if VA that was clear cut in colonial days.

Well la-di-fucking-da

[Anonymous No.4877995]

>>4873894
>>4874003
>>4874005

[Anonymous No.4878003]

pizzas in america are big enough to feed a whole amerifucking family, so they need the extra support

[Anonymous No.4878005]

>>4877994
Not trying to brag, just making a point. I dot understand why Britain is still almost nothing but plains. I know all the trees were cut for ships long ago, but why did they never even bother to try and replant or foster forests?

[Anonymous No.4878015]

>>4878005
all the land in britain has been bought and sold at various points for 1000 years. no long term ownership mostly

[Anonymous No.4878034]

>>4877983
>Plus if you guys are so green, why does America have a shit ton more pristine forests and greenery in general?

The person you are replying to >>4877962 me is American. I own 35 acres of woodland, with a pond and a river running through it. Logging terraces make all the hills around here and most are 200+ years old.

>I stand corrected, even though that one is a minuscule fraction of the size.

The gyre is smaller, that is the only reason.

[Anonymous No.4878040]

>>4878015
Where I live in America, land is bought and sold constantly. Normally, when someone buys land they have it all logged to help pay for the purchase. It isn't clear cut, but all trees of x diameter and larger are cut and lumbered.

[Anonymous No.4878046]

>>4878034
>The gyre is smaller, that is the only reason.

I don't think I can buy that. By that logic if it isn't in the gyre, it goes elsewhere. In which cases both plastic densities could arise from China or some other massively polluting, newly industrialized nation with no environmental movement. US greenies have such a powerful lobby they put legitimate businesses out, so I doubt we are the main problem by a long shot.

[Anonymous No.4878049]

>>4878003
>bragging about paying twice as much for half the product

[Anonymous No.4878055]

serious question time, which countries has that?
finland here and no, never seen that, never needed it either.

[Anonymous No.4878096]

>>4872270 >>4872272 >>4872280 >>4872300 >>4872634 >>4877649
>turning down any pizza ever

>>4872263
ye are some particular faggots
this pie looks good as hell to me, fuck yall just eat the damn pie

[Anonymous No.4878101]

>>4872317
>grease stain w/ perfect bigote

[Anonymous No.4878109]

>>4877786
>9/11 was a bunch of wild boys who went loopy, no organization, no planning, no motive
>2013
>this fuckin stupid
just the pizza christ

[Anonymous No.4878114]

>>4877932
oh my GOD
i bet you think the wars happen to get the bad men who do the bad things

[Anonymous No.4878180]

Do places still use those? I remember them as a kid but haven't seen them in a really long time

[Anonymous No.4878214]

>>4872248
Holy shit I have not seen these in forever OP. I forgot they even existed.

[Anonymous No.4878236]

>>4872248
because of an obesession with 5 foot wide pizzas. No pizza that big is going to be done consistently.

[Anonymous No.4878240]

>>4872248
little table for pizza fairies. Wait, don't tell me yurop doesn't have pizza fairies?

[Anonymous No.4878268]

>>4872317
>>4878101

[Anonymous No.4879435]

>>4878268
Wat

[Anonymous No.4879506]

>>4878096
>eating garbage just because it is what it is
So if I go pick some leaves off of a fucking tree that birds have nested in and shit all over throw some dressing on it and some bacon and cheese and call it a salad would you eat that trash?
Get some standards.

[Anonymous No.4879528]

>curious question by a European
>Americans go full aggressive

Why, man?

[Anonymous No.4879691]

>>4879528
>This is bait

[Anonymous No.4879718]

>>4878268

[Anonymous No.4879742]

>>4879718

[Anonymous No.4879753]

>>4878109
Yeah going on an airplane with box cutters takes a secret mastermind and huge underground terrorist network

lol

[Anonymous No.4879825]

>>4879753
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4879867]

>>4877786
i didn't need that story today.