Church of Chipotle

[Anonymous No.4870589]

Who else loves Chipotle?

Their vegan sofritas finally is coming to the East Coast, I'm psyched. Cali and CO have had it, now Washington DC, Baltimore, Philadelphia, and Richmond, VA are blessed with sofritas goodness too.

[Anonymous No.4870590]

Here we go again...

[Anonymous No.4870593]

>>4870590
Am I preaching to the choir?

[Anonymous No.4870603]

>>4870593
There are chipotle threads multiple times a week, which result in well-traveled paths: fanboyism, vegan praise, or 'muh authenticity' shitshows.

[Anonymous No.4870625]

>>4870603
The best things in life are also the most controversial.

[Anonymous No.4870643]

I tried the sofritas (I live in CO, they've been at my local chipotle for 2 weeks or so) and they were pretty good.

Still gonna go with the steak though. Nothing beats it.

[Anonymous No.4870653]

>>4870625
Not when they're in threads repeatedly created by obvious Chipotle shills and/or trolls.

[Anonymous No.4870670]

>>4870589
I really want to try them after that EPIC South park episode, but I'm afraid of getting blood in my undies.

[Anonymous No.4870678]

>>4870670
South Park did an episode about sofritas?

[Anonymous No.4871433]

>>4870589
I'm not veg, but this stuff is like crack. Had it in SF a while back.

[Anonymous No.4871448]

>>4870653

>implying that giant multinational corporations servicing hundreds of millions of people a day would hire people to post non-sloganed ads on a slow international message board for business.

YEP WE'RE REALLY DRIVING UP SALES IN THE NECKBEARD LURKER DEMOGRAPHIC

[Anonymous No.4871462]

I'm so tired of chipotle threads. Can you fuckers go away? I don't even have these in my country but I know an ad when I see one

[Anonymous No.4871470]

>>4871462
Chipotle has a large marketing team that comes up with viral videos like Scarecrow, and widespread advertising in cities. They don't stoop to posting on the slowest boards on 4ch

[Anonymous No.4871472]

>Richmond VA

of fucking course

[Anonymous No.4871599]

>>4871470

Why wouldn't they, considering they barely have to pay you anything to shill like this, mr. viral marketer? They have a large marketing team and they're targeting social networking sites, as you yourself have admitted. There's no "stooping" that any wise marketing department would refuse to lower themselves to. Free advertising to targeted consumers? Hardly stooping, fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.4871824]

Do you like Spam?

[Anonymous No.4871830]

I like going into chipotle bathrooms to jerk off and shit on the walls

So fresh, so organic

[Anonymous No.4871854]

viral marketing pls go

[Anonymous No.4871859]

sucks the only place I can get a decent burrito quickly here is at taco bell. Some of them I don't mind, I'd get two beefy crunch burritos several times a week for lunch when they were around for $1, but not that big on their other small cheap burritos. Ours does have the chilli-cheese still but when I do want that I just heat up a can of chilli and buy some nacho cheese dip and make a ton early in the week.

[Anonymous No.4872084]

>>4870589

>interning on 4chan

That must be degrading.

[Anonymous No.4872299]

>>4871599
They wouldn't advertise one product that's only available in a few states. Marketing 101, anon.

[Anonymous No.4872304]

>>4872299

Free advertising is free. Of course they would.

[Anonymous No.4872305]

Chipotle a shit

They skimp on everything but goddamn rice

"extra meat" does not mean 2 more cubes in addition to the four you already put on

"extra salsa" does not mean shake the juices off the spoon

"less rice" does not mean "regular amount minus a few grains"

[Anonymous No.4872311]

>>4872304
Just sounds paranoid to me. Chipotle is a huge organization, with lots of fans. So no shit there are posts about them on /ck/

[Anonymous No.4872318]

Used to have one here but they closed up and became our second golden corral.

[Anonymous No.4872361]

>>4872318
Wish I had one in my town, sofritas sounds good about now.

[Anonymous No.4872728]

>>4871824
>Do you like Spam?
Do you like green eggs?

[Anonymous No.4872735]

When I lived in a place with actual Mexicans I don't think I ever ate chipotle unless I eating with my parents, then I moved to New England and I eat there almost 3x a week.

:( I miss muh mexican food

[Anonymous No.4872747]

Chipotle is for people who live in places without real Mexicans. It's no better than Panda Express.

Corporate shills, pls go. Why would I ever pay $8 for a burrito when I can get one that's infinitely better off a truck for $3?

[Anonymous No.4872749]

>>4872318
>two golden corrals

jesus fucking christ

do you live in montana or something

[Anonymous No.4872765]

>>4872747
California has the most Chipotles. We also have the most Mexicans.

Theory discredited.

[Anonymous No.4872767]

>>4872747
>buying food from a truck

Why not just go to Walmart and buy the shitty ingredients yourself?

[Anonymous No.4872770]

This new Chipotle opened up in my area, I've never been to one before. What should I order?

[Anonymous No.4872774]

>>4872747

Then why is my local Chipotle owned and operated by spics?

[Anonymous No.4872785]

>>4870589
I'm English and we don't have 'Chipotle' here, but I've seen enough of these threads to think that you are doing some type of advertising. I've seen exactly the same type of thread for hot dogs, burgers and other fast food.

OP is advertising a 'food' product. Sage this shit.

[Anonymous No.4872786]

>>4872770
>What should I order?
Sofritas burrito. See OP.

[Anonymous No.4872789]

>>4872785
Other fast food is normal but Chiptloe sells a niche product and it's viral marketing

[Anonymous No.4872793]

I believe Washington state has sofritas as well.

[Anonymous No.4872795]

>>4870589
cool advertising thread

chipotle is owned by mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.4872797]

>>4872785
There's a few Chipotle branches in England. Mixed reviews though.

[Anonymous No.4872826]

>>4872789
>Chiptloe sells a niche product
>niche product
>burritos

mfw I read this

[Anonymous No.4872851]

>>4872305
you must go to a shitty chipotle, mine is almost too generous. I can see where you're coming from with the meat, but there's no reason you should complain about not getting enough of any other ingredient (it's free to ask for more)

[Anonymous No.4872904]

>>4872851
>(it's free to ask for more)
Exactly. If they skimp on the sofritas I just bitchslap them and put them back in their place.

[Anonymous No.4872975]

>>4870589

How about a seefood burrito?

[Anonymous No.4872978]

>>4870589

[Anonymous No.4872981]

>>4872978

[Anonymous No.4872998]

>>4872765
Who in their right mind would ever go to Chipotle if there's real Mexican around?

I would be embarrassed for someone who thinks ethnic food from a fastfood chain restaurant is better than family owned.

Chipotle is low-tier food for middle class white people. They put so much steam into trying to market their 'brand' as upscale when it's just overpriced Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.4873003]

>>4872795
Really? I didn't know that but I'm not surprised.

Question for the ad agency shills who keep shitposting /ck/: is the person who put you up to this one of those overpaid, technologically retarded baby boomers? The kind of person who can't even program shit into their iPhone's calendar but makes $250,000 a year?

Come on. You seriously didn't think that advertising on 4chan was a good idea, did you?

[Anonymous No.4873019]

>>4872998
It's not even remotely close to real mexican or Taco Bell and it's not trying to be. Sure, they call it Mexican, but most people know it's not. Calling it overpriced Taco Bell is just ignant on your part, as they're not even in the same ball park.

I go to Chipotle because I want Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.4873027]

>>4873019
Oh come on. I've had Chipotle before and it is absolutely overpriced Taco Bell.

If you're living in some godforsaken place like Idaho, and Chipotle is the only thing you've got outside of a Country Kitchen Buffet and a Shoney's, I could maybe see eating there out of desperation.

[Anonymous No.4873057]

ITT: white people who have at best been to a gated resort on spring break in Cancun, trying to seem cultured.

Not even Mexicans care. It's above average fast food with a vaguely Mexican theme, and it's pretty good for what it is.

In during your local dirty cheap hole in the wall that barely manages to stay in business is "authentic" because they didn't laugh at you when you spoke to them in High School spanish.

[Anonymous No.4873070]

>>4873057

>implying Chipotle is above average
>implying it's even average
>implying you're not getting paid to post about a crappy fast food restaurant

Dude, you're not even good at shitposting. Give up already.

[Anonymous No.4873079]

Did you guys see that stupid animated commercial they made?

My eyes almost rolled out of my head. Trying to look like they're all natural when those niggers use GMOs in like, all of their food.

I get that fast food is shit-tier in quality. I just fucking hate when places like Chipotle put on some act about how they're a step above the plebs over at MeatCorp Inc or whatever gay shit that was.

[Anonymous No.4873087]

>>4873070

Oh look, it's "the viral marketers are all over /ck/" guy.

[Anonymous No.4873091]

>>4870589
Fuck Chipotle.

Qudoba Masterrace

[Anonymous No.4873098]

>>4873091
That's ok. You can keep your queso to yourself, child.

[Anonymous No.4873101]

>>4873019
>real mexican
As if this were a thing. A burrito is a burrito, anon.

[Anonymous No.4873102]

>>4873057
>Muh authenticity

i will never understand why u haters think this is valid argument. it's in a taco shell and it's hella spicy so it's clearly not american food

[Anonymous No.4873108]

>>4872795
>chipotle is owned by mcdonalds
No it's not. McDonald's was an investor, but divested back in 2006.

[Anonymous No.4873111]

>>4873101
I don't even

[Anonymous No.4873113]

>>4873087
they are

I work for an ad firm (can't say the name) and 4chan is where we go to do 'peer suggestive' style marketing. Especially during late night hours.

We do the same thing with Reddit but we pay a firm in China for upvotes. Here it's just one or two people manning a thread. We study 'board culture' to try and blend in, using your slang to blend in (ITT is the go-to for cheating being one of you)

I hate this fucking job.

[Anonymous No.4873123]

>>4873122

Last I looked they were like $8.

Sincerely,

Not a viral marketer

[Anonymous No.4873122]

>>4873108
Only a Chipotle shill would care enough to respond to this or know the answer.

Chipotle seriously is overpriced Taco Bell. Their profit margins are enormous because they've fooled a bunch of white people into thinking that $10 is normal to pay for a burrito.

[Anonymous No.4873223]

>>4873122
Sofritas is 6$. And Chipotle has exponentially higher costs of ingredients than shit like McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.4873327]

>>4873113
It's adorable when they make up stories.

[Anonymous No.4873377]

>>4873327
Oh please. Chipotle has fans on /ck

[Anonymous No.4873398]

>>4873122
Why would you talk poorly about a restaurant you've clearly never been to?

[Anonymous No.4873405]

>>4873398
Jealousy, anon. Jealousy.

[Anonymous No.4873565]

Why does it have to be so fucking expensive? I'd eat there more if I could afford it.

[Anonymous No.4873572]

>>4873565
6$ is expensive?

[Anonymous No.4873581]

>>4873572
that's 2 pounds of boneless skinless chicken breasts (more if on sale).

[Anonymous No.4873587]

>>4873581
>past 1999
>buying chicken breasts

So pleb it hurts

[Anonymous No.4873589]

>>4873581
>cheap subsidized meat full of salmonella is cheaper than a quality meal

[Anonymous No.4873593]

>>4873589
>quality

[Anonymous No.4873591]

That tofu shit is like hald digested overlooked scrambles eggs.

[Anonymous No.4873595]

>>4870625
Like McDonalds?

[Anonymous No.4873604]

>>4871448
Not so much hiring people to simply post on 4chan, but it's likely that people in charge of social media and internet promotion are also in charge of leaving a few posts on random forum-type sites.

[Anonymous No.4873606]

>>4872978
Love those small teeth.

[Anonymous No.4873613]

>>4873591
Don't you badmouth my sofritas.

[Anonymous No.4873618]

>>4873613
Get a veggie which comes with free guacamole and less homosex.

[Anonymous No.4873624]

It's sad that people on here hate on Chipotle.

Chipotle brings me great nostalgia, back in middle school and part of high school I used to eat there all the time with my group of friends before we went to the movies.

[Anonymous No.4873632]

>>4873618
Yeah, I get veggie just for the free guac. The meat doesn't do a hell of a lot for me anyway, and their guac is always so good.

[Anonymous No.4873640]

>>4873613
This is the dead giveaway, every last criticism is answered by one guy in the same tone of voice. There are never balanced opinions in Chipotle threads, just people being manipulated and walked through conversations about the product

[Anonymous No.4873645]

>>4873640
dead giveaway of what? that these threads are a joke?

you do realize we have had threads like this for months nearly every 3 or 4 days right?

[Anonymous No.4873648]

>>4873572
To the majority of /ck/, yes. None of these people have income. There's a reason we get so many ramen posts; poverty and stupidity.

[Anonymous No.4873649]

>>4873645
All the more proof that it's viral marketing! Open your eyes, sheeple!

[Anonymous No.4873657]

>>4873640
>one guy in the same tone of voice
>messageboard

And everyone knows only 10 people post on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4873718]

>>4872305

THIS, I fuckin hate when they skimp, trying to get a decent portion is like pulling teeth.

It does vary a bit from location to location but shit got bad a couple years ago.

[Anonymous No.4873721]

>>4873718
You can just ask them for more of anything except meat or guacamole (including extra tortillas) so what I do is get a bowl with the tortilla in the bottom and ask for extra everything, more or less. They look at you funny but most of them will do it because they don't have to wrap it up at the end.

[Anonymous No.4873754]

>>4873113

>We study 'board culture' to try and blend in, using your slang to blend in (ITT is the go-to for cheating being one of you)

We can usually tell which posts are farcical, because they overuse memes and phrases that have gone out of fashion.. and typically overdo the unnecessary racism. After 7+ years on this site you can just.. tell. And there are definitely wolves in sheep's clothing here on /ck/ in the form of marketers.

Thank you for confirming it otherwise, wasn't a shred of doubt in my mind but maybe the janitor will take notice now. Also, sage.

[Anonymous No.4873759]

>Cali and CO have had it, now Washington DC, Baltimore, Philadelphia, and Richmond, VA are blessed with sofritas goodness too.

Oh man, this fucking sentence. I don't know if marketers are really this dumb or if this is like a double reverse viral marketing joke meant to bait people.

[Anonymous No.4873765]

>>4873721

>you can ask for extra of anything

This doesn't work in practice, because it's low-class to ask for double of every single ingredient. It's also fucking awkward as hell, and if I ask for extra rice AND beans AND X, Y, and Z, Conchita gives me a look and practically refuses to pick up the spoon.

Just give decent portions in the first place so I don't have to have a standoff contest with Juan, OK?

[Anonymous No.4873768]

>>4873765
Sounds like you have douchebag employees. The ones near school are like that for me. What I do is go through what I want, then when I do that, say "oh more corn, and more sour cream if you could" or whatever at the end rather than asking right then and there.

Really though it varies wildly based on the employee. That's why I get my guacamole on the side, so it's at least standardized, because I'm not giving up my meat for a random amount of guac (basically whatever sticks to the spoon)

[Anonymous No.4873771]

>>4873768

My god it's so obvious you're a viral marketer. Get it through your thick skull: you're not welcome on this board. You stick out like a sore thumb.

[Anonymous No.4873772]

>>4870589

wait are they already there? I live in VA and my coworker is a vegetarian, I told him about it and he was pretty excited so if it's here I'd like to let him know.

[Anonymous No.4873775]

>>4873771
I'm not sure if this is a troll post, but I'm just saying there are ways to squeeze douchebag employees who don't give you what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.4873801]

>>4873775

Employees aren't oranges, I shouldn't have to squeeze them to get a decent meal.

[Anonymous No.4873803]

>>4873801
I agree, but at least there is some recourse.

Although, if they screw you on meat, you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.4873820]

love some chip whenever I see one on the road, haven't been near one in years though, bummer

[Anonymous No.4873881]

>>4873771
Needs more Nissin ramen posts, right?

[Anonymous No.4873890]

>>4873881
Nissin? What are you, white trash? Maruchan is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.4873893]

>>4873890
>>4873881
move back motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.4873905]

>>4873893
I've never even seen this brand before. Where do you get this?

[Anonymous No.4873912]

>>4873905
there's a korean supermarket that has bulk boxes of it. I swear to god, even though it takes roughly 4 seconds of more effort that it's entirely worth it. I actually haven't had it in years. I think my roommates and I at the time went through 18 packages of it in like a week and a half.

[Anonymous No.4873916]

>>4873893

That stuff is golden. I'd cover myself in it and fap.

[Anonymous No.4874293]

>>4873801
>Employees aren't oranges,
You mean I can't put them in a juicer and make orange juice?

...Oh god, what have I done

[Anonymous No.4874469]

>>4873759
The fact that they specified Richmond VA (a culturally irrelevant, hipster filled college city) was the giveaway to me.

Fucking retard marketers. Chipotle is disgusting, poor quality food.

And everything on their menu has GMO's in it.

[Anonymous No.4874472]

>>4872747
The truck burrito will give you aids.

[Anonymous No.4874509]

>>4873759
>double reverse viral marketing joke
Yeah, it was meant as a joke since every thread on /ck/ about Chipotle is filled with "VIRAL MARKETING GO AWAY" hysteria.

[Anonymous No.4874551]

>>4871448

you really think this doesn't happen? not saying Chipotle people are creating these threads in particular, but companies definitely do stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.4874576]

>>4874551

It just makes zero sense that a corporation with the reach of McDonald's would target a slow moving international message board with non-sloganed threads in some attempt to garner more business.

This isn't some indie-game who's developers want 30 more people to buy it, it's a fucking huge corporation that services millions of people a day and reaches even more in traditional advertising.

It's hubris to think the few hundred people will see this thread are the target of Chipotle marketing executives.

[Anonymous No.4874671]

>>4874551
Companies do stuff like this, yes, but usually smaller companies. Chipotle reaches millions of consumers with billboards, commercials, etc. Advertising here would be a waste of their resources.

[Anonymous No.4874821]

Chipotle is delicious.

[Anonymous No.4874831]

>>4874821
Love me some spicy tofu.

[Anonymous No.4874861]

>>4874831

That's chicken, broseph. This is sofritas. It basically tastes like soy chorizo, which isn't bad or great.

[Anonymous No.4874868]

>>4874861

it's a breakthrough. tofu with spices...who would've thought.

[Anonymous No.4874876]

>>4874868
Everyone knows tofu is super kawaii. I get the sofritas bowls so I can eat it with my favorite chopsticks :3

[Anonymous No.4874918]

>>4874876
>implying you could eat this with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.4874922]

>>4874918
I can pick up about a tablespoon of most mixtures short-grain rice sized or larger. You really need to learn how to use chopsticks without stabbing or pinching with the very tips.

[Anonymous No.4874929]

>>4874922
I'm sure you've had a lot of practice while watching Anime all day, but some of us aren't interested in emulating Asian people. You know, normal people.

[Anonymous No.4874950]

>>4874929
Oh I feel so hurt.

I live on the border of the local Asian community. Most of the locals are Hmong. We have a lot of South Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Filipino, and the Malaysians are just now moving in.

Being well acquainted with other Asian cultures, and now mid-westerners as well, they give no fucks what utensils people use. A lot of their restaurants are a-okay with people using their fingers as well.

You're still an idiot if you have trouble picking up anything other than a liquid with chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.4874955]

>>4874950
I used the TL;DR and read the last line (not interested in your life story), I don't even own chopsticks. You're still an idiot, even Koreans use spoons. Have fun researching Asian culture though.

Fun fact: they don't like you. Just take a trip to China one day, you're in for a rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.4874961]

>>4874861
I know sofritas. I dream of it every night.

[Anonymous No.4874962]

>>4874918
You technically could. It'd be annoying and slow. Most would just pick up the container, and use the chopsticks to shovel, like with rice in bowls.

Or use a spoon.

[Anonymous No.4874975]

>>4874955
Shame you're so fucking illiterate.
>they give no fucks what utensils people use. A lot of their restaurants are a-okay with people using their fingers as well.
Take a hint, I use what's available. And Koreans use chopsticks and a spoon at the same time.

>Fun fact: they don't like you. Just take a trip to China one day, you're in for a rude awakening.
What? You mean a lot of the world doesn't like us? Oh my lord.

You do realize that living with them means I'm working with them too right? I can tell you one thing for sure, most people from Asia living here care a lot less about your conceptions of their culture or mentality than you do.

[Anonymous No.4874989]

>>4873108
>McDonald's was an investor, but divested back in 2006

literally what's written on chipolte's website, verbatim

fuck off

[Anonymous No.4875016]

>>4874975
>You do realize that living with them means I'm working with them too, right?

Added that comma for you (I'm sure I could've fixed a few more, but again, not interested enough), shame you were so upset that you made a simple mistake like that.

>What? You mean a lot of the world doesn't like us? Oh my lord.

The rest of the world doesn't make it as apparent as Asia, at least Europeans appreciate tourism enough to not spit at you and shout racial slurs in public.

Skimmed the rest, not interested in any aspect of your life or how they feel about locals. This is America, bitch. I couldn't care less if I tried.

[Anonymous No.4875032]

>>4875016
>grammar nazi
>TLDR
>don't care about the local Asians

[Anonymous No.4875223]

>>4874989
And Wikipedia, what's your point? Did you even have one?

[Anonymous No.4875226]

>>4870589

THAT IS SO AWESOMENESS KAWAII OP!

You can now enjoy beans with your beans! DAWG!

[Smith the CIA Agent No.4875255]

>>4875016
Asians hate each other enough as it is, we really don't need another choice of nationality we can direct our intolerance against.

Also, I have yet to hear of any overt hate directed against Caucasian people in China. Either you were being a dick or you were banging on pots and pans telling everyone you're American and how great America is.

[Anonymous No.4875375]

>>4875255
Or you're Chinese and don't like to admit your people shit in the streets and don't understand what an "inside voice" is. You don't even need to visit China to witness their shocking behavior.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/are-chinese-tourists-the-worst-tourists-in-the-world

That's only one example.

[Anonymous No.4875416]

>>4872747
Truck burritos are like $5 bucks bruh. For fuck sakes, people go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle. They get it because it's good, not because they want authentic Mexican food. They are different, but that doesn't mean Chipotle isn't fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.4875429]

>>4874989
That's from Wiki too. Anyone who looked it up and then posted here would have written that.

[Anonymous No.4875436]

>>4875375
In my area, Brits have always been the worst overseas tourists. Fat fucks, fatter than Americans for what that's worth. All of them too. They wander into restricted areas, I mean really get into the back-areas where its obvious you don't belong, and bring their own food and alcohol and expect restaurants to open or prepare it for you free of charge.

[Smith the CIA Agent No.4875560]

>>4875375
>spit at you and shout racial slurs in public.
>'inside voice'

I'm not sure if you're moving goal posts or forgetting what you're arguing about.

I'm from Hong Kong. We actually don't like Mainland Chinese people but you need to differentiate "Oh god they're doing something disgusting and they talk too loudly for my liking" to "they publicly denounce the White Devils for discuss their hatred for foreigners in public"

[Anonymous No.4875575]

>>4875416
Yeah. Any burrito for $3 is either made with plastic or tiny.

[Anonymous No.4875709]

>>4875575
I had a buddy that worked on a food truck for a few months, you wouldn't believe the lengths the owner would go to cut costs and increase profit margins. Discounted mushy, brown veggies, discounted near best bye date meats. I'd rather make my own than trust some Mexican slanging $2 burritos out of a truck.

[Anonymous No.4875730]

>>4875575
Heston Fieri here. I had a buddy that worked on a food truck for a few months, you wouldn't believe the lengths the owner would go to cut costs and increase profit margins. Discounted mushy, brown veggies, discounted near best by date meats. I'd rather make my own than trust some Mexican slanging $2 burritos out of a truck.

[Anonymous No.4875776]

>>4870589
It is nice that Chipotle offers so many vegetarian and vegan options. Even their pinto beans are now vegan.

[Anonymous No.4875995]

>>4875776
I had no idea they removed the bacon from the beans, they don't taste any different.

[Anonymous No.4876018]

>>4875995
>they don't taste any different.
This sums up most veg things. A lot of taste is psychological. Tell someone something doesn't have meat/dairy/butter in it, and they swear they taste the difference, then in blind tastes they end up preferring the veg products or rating them the same often.

[Anonymous No.4876072]

>>4875776
>>4875995
what are you even doing with your life trying to subtly advertise chipotle on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.4876131]

>>4875560
Hong Kong Chinese are actually pretty cool.

But Mainlanders, oh my fucking god, they are the scum of the earth. I lived in Beijing for a few years and by the end of my time in China, I fucking loathed all of them. They're rude, dirty, dishonest animals who are only truly capable of menial labor, repetition and cheating.

Hong Kong is cool in my book, bro. But the Mainland needs to be hit by a comet and erased from the earth. God damn do I hate Mainlanders.

[Anonymous No.4876177]

>>4876072
what are you even doing with your life trying to accuse people of advertising to broke neckbeards on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.4876196]

LOOK AT IT!

[Anonymous No.4876197]

>>4873893
Never seen anyone mention this before. I've been eating this shit for years.

[Anonymous No.4876216]

>>4876196
That looks like dog vomit. No wonder people in this thread are talking shit about Chipotle. That's not how a burrito is supposed to look, man.

[Anonymous No.4876221]

>>4876216
neckbeard loser/10

[Anonymous No.4876301]

I'll just leave this here.

[Anonymous No.4876310]

[Anonymous No.4876325]

>>4876310
That soggy flour tortilla. I'll never understand why anyone would want this.

[Anonymous No.4876486]

>>4876325

Oh God, that Mexican rice and refried beans, Chipotle can't touch that. My next dinner is decided. Do you live in Texas or California?

[Anonymous No.4876487]

>>4876325
>he's never had a wet burrito

Filthy gringo.

[Anonymous No.4876488]

>>4876310
Oh God, that Mexican rice and refried beans, Chipotle can't touch that. My next dinner is decided. Do you live in Texas or California?

[Anonymous No.4876490]

>>4876325
Because it soggy melts in your mouth.

Its good, now eat it.

[Smith the CIA Agent No.4876820]

>>4876131
It's what happens when your country collectively gets from "Farmland, farmland everywhere" to "Oh god, so much money" within half a century.

>Go to Beijing, because "muh 5000 years of culture"
>Get to Great Wall
>Step out of car
>Turn around
>A little girl is pooping right on the vacant parking space opposite of us
>She waves
>Wave back, that should be the polite thing to do.
>She then yells at the top of her lungs "DO YOU HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER?"
>Have a few paper towels I keep in my bag when I'm travelling.
>Hand it to her
>She wipes, then walks off to join her own tour group.

After asking quite a few questions amongst several dozen Mainlanders, it seems that it's the people from 2nd rate/tier cities and villages that are more farmland than anything that do this shit. They work on the assumption that "if I can poop on my own farm and that's a public (at least not very private) place, why can't I do it here?" They fail to understand that for them, the side of the road/empty lot is..dirt. For us, it's...concrete/asphalt.

Also, Chinese is..an 'excitable' language, getting excited and being loud seems to go hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.4877025]

>>4876820
Nice b8 m8

[Anonymous No.4877105]

Just for you faggoty guerrilla advertisers, I have never tried Chipotle, and after frat reading one of these threads I had a craving for it. I have winced realized it is so obviously a manipulation, trying to do that very thing, I have since, on principle, decided that I will never try your possibly delicious food.

[Anonymous No.4877111]

>>4877105
Jesus Christ
>first
>since

[OP is a cunt No.4877163]

>>4870589
Your marketing methods are shit. And so is your food. Posting this type of advertising on a board as slow as /ck/ reflects your incompetence. Fuck off with your shitty marketing campaign, you cunt.
Stop spamming your disgusting shit on this website.

[Anonymous No.4877180]

>>4877163
What did you add to your ramen today?

[Anonymous No.4877184]

>the bullshit HURR DURR VIRAL! thing has spread to /ck/

I mean it's obvious bait but on the off chance you dipshits are serious: why would mainstream fast-food outlets use the slowest board on the scummiest website to advertise their products?

[Anonymous No.4877187]

>>4876820
You should probably stick to posting your tiny dick on 7chan, this isn't your blog. Get that face fixed when you get the cash too.

[Anonymous No.4877205]

>>4877184

Marketing your product to poverty stricken NEETs on 4chan is obviously a profitable venture. Maybe they can steal enough money from their parents/siblings/peers to buy a burrito.

[Anonymous No.4877221]

>>4877184
How many views does /ck get per day, anyone know?

[Anonymous No.4877235]

>>4877221
Only 10 people post on /ck/, so who knows.

[Anonymous No.4877319]

>>4877184
Because it takes seconds to start a new thread

[Anonymous No.4877337]

>>4877235
Really? Just 10?

[Anonymous No.4877361]

>>4877337
Keep using proper grammar and a sarcastic tone and this guy >>4873640 will have an aneurism. He's convinced only one person on 4chan likes to eat at the most successful burrito chain on the planet. So to say only 10 people post on /ck/ isn't much of a stretch by his logic.

[Anonymous No.4877952]

Hey chaps!

I hear Chipotle's beans are now vegan as well! That's right, no bacon, but just as delicious! That's something your health and tastebuds can both be happy about. Don't believe me? Try them out yourself, in a burrito, taco, or bowl. Only 6$. Find your latest Chipotle location on the web today.

http://www.chipotle.com/en-us/find/find.aspx
....this is satire, for those with broken sarcasm detectors

[Anonymous No.4878008]

>>4877361
>He's convinced only one person on 4chan likes to eat at the most successful burrito chain on the planet.

>most successful burrito chain on the planet ®

[Anonymous No.4878030]

oldmeme is old

get with the times, op

[Anonymous No.4878217]

>>4878030
Sofritas are a meme?

[Anonymous No.4878368]

>>4878217
It should be, it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.4878419]

>>4878368

>chipotle-4

Fuck off, marketers.

[Anonymous No.4878529]

>>4878419
It's pretending to be retarded again! Adorable.

[Anonymous No.4878558]

>>4870589
It's OK. I will eat it if someone else is buying. I just order barbacoa with everything on it. You get a crap ton of food and I can save half for later.

BUT DON'T ANYONE DARE CALL IT MEXICAN FOOD.

It took me a while to get over that long grain rice and funky salsa and seasonings they use. Also their pork sucks.. not because it's terrible. It's just... boring and so far from traditional.

[Anonymous No.4878582]

>>4878558
>far from traditional

You mean as cheap as possible? I'm good.

[Anonymous No.4878886]

Cats love Chipotle. I saved so many of these.

[Anonymous No.4878897]

>>4878886
More cats!

[Anonymous No.4878974]

>>4878897
>2013
>soda

This cat is a total pleb.

[Anonymous No.4879005]

Fuck off with your disgusting horse shit food. I once found a filthy yellow and black toenail in my burrito and I have never once gone to Chipotle since.

[Anonymous No.4879306]

>>4874576
>with the reach of McDonald's
oh i'm sorry, i didn't realize i was on a developmentally disabled board.

[Anonymous No.4879476]

>>4870678
No, about how Chipotle gives you bloody shit

[Anonymous No.4880042]

>>4878974
I don't know how people can drink soda, it's fucking gross .Don't even get me started on Dr Pepper, that shit is fucking poison.

[Anonymous No.4880050]

>>4878974
I don't know how people can enjoy drinking soda, it fucking gross. Don't even get me started on Dr Pepper, it's carbonated poison.

[Anonymous No.4880083]

>>4879306
I think reading your post legitimately made me dumber, thanks.

[Anonymous No.4880123]

>>4879306
wut

[Anonymous No.4880132]

>>4870589

FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.4880151]

>>4880050
noo stop likign wut i dont lik

[Anonymous No.4880169]

I don't want to be that guy, but I thought it was hilarious how OP listed all the states with those sofritas.

[Anonymous No.4880183]

>>4880169
Vegan burritos are taking over the country. Hide your children, hide your wives.

[Anonymous No.4880584]

Bumping the Chipotle thread with more cats!

[Anonymous No.4880618]

Awww... cute kitty.

[Anonymous No.4880871]

Needs more cats!

[Anonymous No.4880875]

>>4880618
It's eating the burrito...

[Anonymous No.4880913]

>>4880618
Caturday?

Here's a hot DOG.

[Anonymous No.4881021]

>>4873648
>There's a reason we get so many ramen posts; poverty and stupidity.

Pretty sure it's just the usual 4chan trolling. So, yeah, stupidity. Maybe they're poor, but I'm sure we have our share of bored rich trolls too

[Anonymous No.4881310]

Step 1: Make a thread about Chipotle
Step 2: It gets hundreds of posts regardless of topic
Step 3: Profit for Chipotle?

[Anonymous No.4881651]

>>4881310
>Step 3: Profit for Chipotle?

Someone on the board would need to get a job first, and we both know that's not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.4881751]

Chipotle on my /ck/?! Ain't nobody got money for dat!

[Anonymous No.4881933]

I am the one who guacs.

[Anonymous No.4882310]

>>4881933
Dem massive globs of guac.

[Anonymous No.4882355]

Chipotle will be fine with or without /ck/ spam threads lol. Their stock jumped 16% or ~70 dollars in a single fucking day of trading, based on their earnings report. That's huge.

[Anonymous No.4882406]

>>4870589
>tfw love Chipotle
>tfw when it's actually ideal for your current diet regimen
>tfw the nearest one is an hour away and always packed

[Anonymous No.4882480]

>>4881751
>pic

What the hell are those blue arrows supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.4882502]

>>4881933
Damn that looks so good. I always jew out on paying $1.85 for a scoop of guacamole. Isn't that way over priced?

[Anonymous No.4882510]

>>4870589
fuck. I would kill for some chipotle right now.

i need to get my fat ass to the USA.

[Anonymous No.4882537]

>>4882502
Yeah, you could make about three times that much guacamole for that.

[Anonymous No.4882544]

>>4882510

No, you need to get your fat ass to your KITCHEN.

There's nothing at Chipotle you couldn't make yourself at home.

[Anonymous No.4882561]

>>4882510
You do realize how easy it is to make a fucking burrito right? I assume you can buy pre-made tortillas where you live though, that's like three-quarters of the work right there.

[Anonymous No.4882570]

>>4882544
>>4882561
I've literally never seen a homemade burrito on this board. I seriously doubt you're even capable of that.

[Anonymous No.4882573]

>>4882570
Most people who make and take pictures of their food likely how no interest in snapping a photo of a big white log.

[Anonymous No.4882603]

>>4882510
Yep, go enjoy some vegan burritos.

[Anonymous No.4882647]

>>4882570
why would make a homemade burrito? it's bad enough when people try to reproduce fast food menu items at home. there are real Mexican dishes that are worth the effort. not Mexican fast food that most people don't even eat.

[Anonymous No.4882660]

>>4882570
I've never seen a PB&J on here either, I guess that means everyone is incapable of that too!

[Anonymous No.4882669]

>>4882570
just finished season one of Alton Brown?

[Anonymous No.4882696]

>>4882647
>why would make a homemade burrito?
Damn, your life must suck

[Anonymous No.4882747]

>>4882696
Yea, my life sucks because some sperg just learning to cook isn't impressed that I'm not interested in making burritos all by myself.

go watch more good eats, kid.

[Anonymous No.4882788]

>>4876131
I'm a white American and had 100% the opposite experience. Mainlanders were always polite and cordial with me. Hong Kongers (where I lived for a year) would cut me in line, glare at me in malls, etc.

[Anonymous No.4882817]

>>4882788
Do you feel super cultured now? Like, did pretending to be Chinese for a year benefit you at all? I think you deserved to be treated like shit. You're a white American, throw away the chopsticks and accept it.

[Anonymous No.4882837]

>>4882696
>>4882747
Different anon here. If you can't make an edible burrito, you should hang your head in shame. Shit is easier than a goddamned sandwich. You literally just wrap ingredients in a fucking tortilla.

[Anonymous No.4882849]

>>4882837
>can't

your incompetence isn't my problem so quit it with the projection

[Anonymous No.4882850]

>>4882837
If it's so easy why have I never seen a burrito posted on a food board? Because no one here actually cooks.

[Anonymous No.4882867]

>>4882849
>sperg
>kid
>projection

All within three posts. It's so sad. You're the reason I'm so glad actual food forums exist. You're all uncreative carbon copies of one another. You should use the term "straw man" next.

[Anonymous No.4882883]

>>4882867
why don't you post another thread about how superior you are for boiling your own spaghetti sauce. I can almost hear you itching to do it.

[Anonymous No.4882904]

>>4882747
Damn, your life does suck. Getting defensive on 4chins, doesn't like to make burritos, calls everyone a kid despite probably being younger than most, not enjoying Good Eats...

Get it together, man.

[Anonymous No.4882915]

>>4882883
It just gets worse, go back to /b/ and make another stoner thread.

[Anonymous No.4882918]

>>4882904
post the spaghetti sauce thread already.

[Anonymous No.4882922]

>>4882918
What are you on about m8?

[Anonymous No.4882939]

MOAR CHIPOTLE CATS!

[Anonymous No.4882944]

>>4882922
what's the matter, don't you even know how to boil spaghetti? pathetic.

[Anonymous No.4882947]

>>4882944
I make burritos, not wop food.

[Anonymous No.4882950]

ASIAN BITCHES LOVE CHIPOTLE!

[Anonymous No.4882957]

>>4882950
her tiny mouth around that huge burrito
quite cute

[Anonymous No.4882979]

>>4882957
We've got another furry Chipotle fan!

[Anonymous No.4883011]

Lovin' that Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.4883567]

>>4883011
She is so cute

[Anonymous No.4883584]

The truth about burritos:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/amanda-duberman/the-trouble-with-burritos_b_4126025.html

[Anonymous No.4883585]

>>4883011
this isn't even funny.
I love mission style burritos and no place near me is open at 4am
and I can't make my own because no way to char the meat just so

[Anonymous No.4883591]

>>4873765
>Just give decent portions in the first place so I don't have to have a standoff contest with Juan, OK?

What kind of standoff contest would that be? Mexican, I presume. ^_^

[Anonymous No.4884480]

>>4883567
Poor fat neckbeard, you'd need a job to score an Asian woman... or any woman at all. You'll have to stick to your anime pillow for now.

[Anonymous No.4884565]

>>4883567
There's nothing sexier than a NEET who hasn't bathed in a week. Throw out that crusty pillow, bby.

More Asians eating Chipotle!

[Anonymous No.4884578]

Flavorless corporate food for flavorless corporate white suburbanites.

[Anonymous No.4884586]

>>4884578
Delicious fast-casual food for awesome employed, successful adults.

I understand how you'd misinterpret that given your situation though.

[Anonymous No.4884626]

>>4884565

You can always pick out the Chinese. This one looks broken.

[Anonymous No.4884635]

>>4884586
>employed successful adults eat chipotle

you and everyone who eats at chipotle are students in college

[Anonymous No.4884641]

>>4884635
Then why are most of the customers I see during my lunch hour wearing business attire?

[Anonymous No.4884644]

>>4884641

because there are thousands of locations, and they guy you're talking to is a college student going to a chipotle on or near a college campus and his entire life revolves around the experience of being away from home for the first time. since this is the most outside world he's ever seen in his 18 years, he assumes it's an accurate representation of how 6 billion people live.

[Anonymous No.4884645]

>>4884641

They're mormon missionaries.

[Anonymous No.4884998]

Yeah, baby. Eat that burrito.

[Anonymous No.4885010]

>>4884998
what gross skin.

[Anonymous No.4885020]

>>4885010
thats badly done blush and eyeshadow not bad skin.

[Anonymous No.4885031]

>>4885020
I think he's referring to the clogged, enlarged pores.

Ugly hair too, btw.

[Anonymous No.4885037]

>>4870625
so abortions and gay marriage are the best things in life? k i'll keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.4885039]

>>4885020
damn shame when a pretty girl wears too much make-up

[Anonymous No.4885218]

>>4885010
>>4885031
Jealous hamplanets detected.

#rekt

[Anonymous No.4885323]

>>4885218
170, 5'10"
not skinny but not obese according to bmi
she's gross though
you're gay too
i'm drunk
fuck
you

[Anonymous No.4885636]

>>4885323
The Steelers beat the Shitbirds today, so I'll let you have that one.

[Anonymous No.4885907]

>>4885636
THE STEELE CURTAIN, BITCH!

[Anonymous No.4885946]

>>4885636
You know he loves him some Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.4886027]

>>4885946
*tears up* I love you.

[Anonymous No.4887566]

you know I think it's interesting how these chan restanants are taking up the cause of feeding eaters like vegans and vegetabrians.does this kind of obvious pandering even work? all those barefoot granola eating farmers market shopping hippie assholes,. are they enough? to keep the demand steady for a mega chain likje chipotle to keep existing?

[Anonymous No.4887579]

>>4887566
nice b8 m8