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Gonna go to mcdonalds, what should i get?

>> No.4866583

Get the Fish Filet with fries.

Whatever you do, do not get the big mac

>> No.4866592

Whatever this week's promotional burger is.
Onion rings with the sweet chili sauce.
A large milkshake.

>> No.4866619

Large bacon habenero quarter pounder meal, sprite, extra side of large fries. Yeah buddy.

>> No.4866849
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4866849

hung over as hell so mcd's sounds great

I'm going to get 2 mcdoubles

>> No.4866857

>>4866849
Dude get the frosty if you're hung over

>> No.4866873

>>4866578
get a gun and shoot your dick off

>> No.4866885

Mcflurry m&m
Hnnnngg

>> No.4866922

>>4866583

>do not get the big mac

why do you hate delicious flavor?

>> No.4866925
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4866925

daily double nigga

>> No.4866931

>>4866925

hnnnggg
so delicious

>> No.4866932

>>4866873
Seconded

>> No.4866934

>>4866873
Against all odds though, if you happen to be a cumdumpster, I'd rather have you just blow your brains out

>> No.4866978

mcdoubles, then throw the bread part away.

>> No.4866983

>>4866978
pickles maybe, but not the bread.

>> No.4866994
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4866994

the bread will cause your insulin to spike then fall under baseline causing hunger a short time after eating already. Its basically like sugar and nutritionally void. If its really messy sometimes I'll just take the bottom bun off.

>> No.4866996

>>4866994
good, then I have a reason to eat another sooner.

>> No.4866997

>>4866994
>6g of protein gone after you remove bread
What the fuck

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>>4866578
I wish their logo wasn't so goddamn vibrant.

Just a little less on the harsh color, shit.

>> No.4867006

>>4867002
shit it didn't have the changes on it. oh well

>> No.4867007

>>4867002
remember reading something a long time ago how it's all planned out. The colors in the store are meant to make you hungry, and at the same time urge you to hurry up and leave as if there was an emergency.

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>>4866994
>8g of sat fat
>all in the bun apparently

>> No.4867024

>>4866578
do they still have those cappacinos at McDonalds? Get one of those, for sure. English Toffee, flavor, I think.

Get a fucking egg McMuffin, dawg, with sausage. Hashbrowns. What else do they have for breakfast nowadays?

>> No.4867032

>>4867024

Breakfast menu

http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/full_menu/breakfast.html

Hot fuck, get a Bacon and Egg biscuit

Sausage Burrito looks nice too

>> No.4867035

grab some heart disease

>> No.4867037

>>4867035
gladly. I don't want to live to when I have to wear diapers anyway.

>> No.4867038

>>4867020
>all those red cups

This always awakens my autistic OCD.

>> No.4867039

>>4867037
But you will, you'll just be 65 instead of 95.

>> No.4867040

>>4867039
65? fuck that I wand to go before 55.

>> No.4867042

>>4867024
>English Toffee cappuccino

lol never

>> No.4867047

>>4867037
Your parents must be fat and stay at home all day

>> No.4867050

>>4867040

wow so le super edgy brah! xD

You're so cool.

>> No.4867053

>>4867050
>says the person that said go get heart disease

>> No.4867058
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4867058

carrot sticks

>> No.4867059

>>4866578

Why TWO golden arches? Why not one?

I don't know what you should get. I usually get a bunch of value picks items, but i guess i got sick of it.

>> No.4867061

>>4867058

delicious,wholesome, food. real food. Would consume.

>> No.4867066

>>4867053
>guys don't make fun of fast food, if it wasn't for that shit food I'd starve and be able to see my penis without the aid of a mirror!

>> No.4867067

>>4867058
fuck that. If you're going to a mc'ds you might as well go balls to the wall.

I remember when a happy meal used to make me fucking happy. I got one for the toy awhlie back and they gave me fucking milk and apples. What the fucking fuck

>> No.4867071

>>4867067

>spreading the dairy myth

Diary is unneeded in the human diet.

>> No.4867070

>>4867066
>thinking fat jokes actually mean anything to me
large and proud friend.

>> No.4867074

oh god the vegans are here

>> No.4867080

>>4867074

lel

>> No.4867081

>>4867071
>Diary is unneeded in the human diet.
Obviously, but writing down your thoughts can be therapeutic and beneficial to your mental health.

>> No.4867082 [DELETED] 

>>4867070

>large and proud

more like

>I secretly hate myself

>> No.4867086

>>4867082
don't hate myself one bit. But please keep trying to troll.

>> No.4867091

Will you both please get a trip so I can filter you

>> No.4867092

>>4867086
>don't hate myself one bit.
I bet you are too self conscious to go to the gym or take your shirt off in public.

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>>4867074

Yeah, so? Problem with Vegans? In 2013?

>> No.4867098

>>4867092
A) why would I go to the gym?
b) why would I take my shirt off? Only time I would need to do that is a the pool and I do.

>> No.4867104 [DELETED] 

>>4867098

i was so happy i was going to be able to go around shirtless this summer, but i met some asshole, i had Facebook hauntings, and i got incredibly fat.

i wasted yet, another year of my life. i want that guy to hang at public square.

>> No.4867105

>>4867098
>Only time I would need to do that is a the pool and I do.
Sure you do fatty, sure you do.

>> No.4867113 [DELETED] 

>>4867104

by the neck, on a rope. i want him dead, not breathing, dead. like, i would seriously consider going back to my hometown if i was him kind of "i want him dead".

>> No.4867116

one day got high and decided that I really fucking love double cheeseburgers. I decided I was going to test each place in town at once.

Went to two different mcdonalds and got two double cheeseburgers at both (this was before the mcdouble), two double cheeseburgers at a BK, two doublestacks at wendys, two double cheeseburgers at hardees (this was before they switched to thickburgers) and two double steakburgers at a local diner drive-through joint.

BK was the most expensive
mcd's tasted the best overall
wendys had fastest service
hardees was the hottest
hardees had the best beef flavor

After that I decided I wanted something different to push it all down so got a quarter pounder and a big mac. Got home and mom was putting dinner on the table. Wasn't a fun night when I came down

>> No.4867185

I haven't tried any of the new quarter pounders yet, think I'll go grab one

>> No.4867193

>>4866583
Yea, don't get the only thing on the menu worth getting.

>> No.4867202

I don't care what you say, McDonald's is still fucking delicious. It's cheap as fuck quality, but it's just pure fatty salty sugary goodness
it's evolution, we don't stand a chance

>> No.4867205

>>4866922
>>4867193
>two tiny shit patties with 3 pieces of sweet white bread

NEEDS MORE BREAD! I love it when the beef makes up 10% of the hamburger.

>> No.4867207

Mighty Wings

>> No.4867208

>>4867202
>McDonald's is still fucking delicious.
lol nope

>> No.4867220

>>4867202
this. Something about the mcdouble just puts me in heaven. Only get it on my saturday errands but the thing just tastes fucking awesome

>> No.4867237

>>4867067
fucking happy meals man... My mom used to do her shopping on saturdays, and my dad was a musician. Since he slept in the morning/day she had to drag me along to keep an eye on me.

If I behaved well and didn't throw a tantrum she'd drive through mcdonalds and I'd get a happy meal. I was always so fucking happy to get that happy meal too. The fries were the bomb and I'd make that burger last forever it was so fucking good. The sugary coke would give me zip for the rest of the day.

Apples and milk is what I would expect to get if I pissed her off. What is this shit today.

She used to always tell the story about when I "grew out" of happy meals. One day while waiting at the drive through I looked at her and said "mom, I think I'm too old for a happy meal. I want a REAL burger please." And she ordered me a big mac, and you see a tear well up in her eye every time she tells it.

Fuck. I'm going to go get a happy meal now.

>> No.4867299

I've started getting the big mac wrap, it's not too bad.

>> No.4867303

>>4866849
>burger king
>needing a fork for anything

and someone teach that kid to eat without smothering the food all over your face

>> No.4867310

>>4867207
Don't got any in canada sadly

>> No.4867311

>>4867303
It's funny how you think feeding an infant fast food is fine but using a fork is terrible.

>> No.4867314

>>4867311
fast food is fine as long as you don't eat it every fucking meal

>> No.4867465

>>4866925
added lettuce and tomato?

>> No.4867477
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4867477

tivo'ing the game to watch later. Am picking up one of these on the way home. Found out last week its perfect and lasts the whole game if I space it out.

>> No.4867506

>>4867477

>If I pace myself, I can stretch out 3000 calories to last me 3 hours

>> No.4867509

>>4867506
yup

>> No.4867529

>>4867314
Feeding infants fast food is irresponsible. It is not fine.

>> No.4867539

>>4867529
its fucking fine, chill.

>> No.4867552

>>4867539
>its fucking fine, chill
This is why you and the majority of people you know are overweight.

I bet you think proper health boils down to "calories in, calories out".

>> No.4867559

>>4867552
calories don't exist mate, it's a scam by the diet people.

>> No.4867573

>>4867559
Ugh please nobody respond to this guy. Such obvious trolling.

>> No.4867576
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>>4867573
translation: he knows!

>> No.4867582

Went to McDonalds this morning at 3:58am and the motherfuckers changed to breakfast. Got a McGriddle like a true pleb

>> No.4867665

>>4867582
when I had a paper route I would always get 2 mcmuffins.

I enjoy breakfest burritos more than anything however sonic makes the best ones I've ever had anyway

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4867684

I just found out that a McDouble and a Double Cheeseburger are two different things.

>> No.4867694

>>4867684
yeah, that really pissed me off at first. one fucking slice of cheese. Trying to make back some money, and I fucking fell for it at first when they introduced the mcdouble to the dollar menu and moved the double cheese burger to like $1.50 or whatever.

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>>4867237
>And she ordered me a big mac, and you see a tear well up in her eye every time she tells it.

>> No.4867748

>>4867719
I don't even know what to take from that picture

>> No.4867755

>>4867719
I wonder what he's listening to

>> No.4867774

>>4867477
>>4867683
Fuck this piece of shit we never get any "boxes" down here except for Taco Bell.

>> No.4867797
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>>4867683
>classy menu
>dressing for dinner

hah, reminds me of this

>> No.4867807
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4867807

Check this out

>> No.4867809

>>4867807
What is the difference between this and the double cheese

>> No.4867810

>>4867237
>implying you can ever outgrow happy meals

>> No.4867815

>>4867809
double cheese, in fact, has double cheese.

>> No.4867821
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>> No.4867826

>>4867809

Cheese

>> No.4867827

>>4867821
Back in 2008, McDonald's altered their Dollar Menu burger options, consequentially disrupting the gravitational pull of the sun. The Double Cheeseburger had been a mega hit selling for a measly dollar. College kids crushed them with a vicious passion that petrified any vegetarian into a dumbfounded stupor. But apparently McDonald's profit margins weren't high enough on these burgers and a change was made. In waltzed in the McDouble, with skepticism and curiously surrounding it like that new kid who showed up in your 4th grade class mid year.
So whenever the McDouble hit the Dollar Menu and the Double Cheeseburger was thrown into the "Burgers" section at $1.19 or even higher ($1.29 in most places now), the average consumer scratched their head, winced their eyes, and fell over in a wrath of confusion and bewilderment. After all, the average fast food goer doesn't keep track of this stuff with a fine tooth comb like we do. With the problem still ongoing today, we wanted to help out you readers and get down to the cold, hard facts.

The McDouble is listed as a slice of American cheese between two 100% beef patties, topped with pickles, onions, ketchup and mustard. The McDouble has 390 calories, 19 grams of fat, 22 grams of protein, and weighs in at 5.3 oz

The Double Cheeseburger is listed as two slices of golden American cheese with two 100% all beef patties, pickles, onions, ketchup and mustard. It has 440 calories, 23 grams of fat, 25 grams of protein, and hits the scales at 5.8 oz.

So basically, the only discernible difference at all is the amount of cheese in each, with the McDouble touting one and the Double Cheeseburger packing two. A little internet research says that a slice of cheese can weigh anywhere from a half to a whole oz, so there's no way the meat is any larger or more robust in the Double Cheeseburger.

Don't be fooled. if you can handle only one less slice of cheese, save yourself the twenty cents and go for the McDouble

>> No.4867829
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>>4867827

>> No.4867839

McChicken. The best/cheapest thing.

>> No.4867842

>>4867839

Is the best for the cheapest?

Or is it both the cheapest and also the best?

>> No.4867867

>>4867839
The spicy McChicken was the best thing they had.
It always annoys me that put so much mayo on a McChicken though. When it starts to ooze out when I hold the sandwich, there is obviously way too much.

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>>4867867

>> No.4867903

can never fail with a big mac.

or a double cheeseburger with mac sauce if you want to be a cheap bastard

>> No.4867916
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4867916

Get dat Mighty Wing mah nigga.

>> No.4867927

>>4867916
colin kaepernick pls go

>> No.4867998

>>4867916
>>4867594
>>4867669

i feel like i can't share things with my friends..

>> No.4868038

>>4867998
My friend and I got 3 10 wing mighty wings and split them 15/15.

We did have a few big macs, double cheesburgers and a few fries on the side, too, very filling.

>> No.4868044

>>4868038
How fat are you both?

>> No.4868056

I hit em up at least three times a week for lunch, always two mcdoubles. Wednesday night is an old friend tradition though I never broke, big mac night.

>> No.4868057

>>4868044
He's fatter than me, he eats that all the time, I eat it once in a blue moon.

He wanted to order a pizza afterwards, too, but changed his mind when he realized how much we spent on the McDonald's.

>> No.4868082

>>4868057
>He's fatter than me
You didn't say how fat you were.

>> No.4868115

>>4868082
I'm not that fat, I lost 50 pounds over a year's time.

6'3", 205 pounds... He probably weighs 300 something, but he's like 6'5".

Are you satisfried?

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>>4868115

>> No.4868321
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>>4868115
>>4868057
>>4866578
Go have a Land, Sea and Air Burger. It's basically three sandwiches in one. Are you "American" enough to stomach more than 1000+ calories in one sitting?

>> No.4868365

>>4868321
different anon but that doesnt even look like a fucking challenge

dont even look at me pleb

>> No.4868393

>>4866994
wait how does removing the bun cause it to gain 1% vitamin A and 7% iron?
I swear I'm reading this wrong

>> No.4868418

Every time I eat macdombles my shits legitimately smell like rotting eggs.

Avoid it.

>> No.4868437

>>4868418

Probably just your gut flora.

>> No.4868461

>>4868321

you call that american? kek

its not even japanese..

>> No.4868474

>>4866994

this has GOT to be wrong

apperantly meat has 0% saturated fat.

>> No.4868613

>>4867116
that's obscene

>> No.4868632

>>4866578
You should get a ban for advertising on 4chan.

Fuck you.

>> No.4868662

>>4866578
buy a dragon dildo and fuck yourself in the ass

>> No.4868665

large fries
2 mcchickens with no mayo
and a chocolate chipe mcfrappe
do it

>> No.4868668

>>4868613

You're among friends!