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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Alright schmu/ck/s

Post the one food that best describes you as a person.

Please be specific. No generalizations such as "brunch" or "soup" or "fast food" or "italian"

>> No.4865782

lightly massaged horse dick describes this shit thread

>> No.4865790

POCKY ^_^

>> No.4865808

Chicken Ramen noodles, but with fancy shit added litke cheese and maybe an egg,

>> No.4865818

chicken katsu

>> No.4865829
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4865829

I'm a cup of coffee.

I'm not a goddamn latte. I'm not some pretentious piece of shit all covered in foam or swirls. I'm not all sweet and sugary.
Not everyone likes me.
Some people think i'm bitter, or just plain shitty.

Truth is, i'm just a plain, average cup of joe thats just chilling out, doing his thing.

>> No.4865835

>>4865772

i don't want to describe myself and i don't want you to know me.

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4865839

I hang around a lot of children.
They like me.

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4865841

>>4865835
>i don't want you to know me

You're a macadamia nut.

>> No.4865845
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4865845

Nigger toe.

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4865861

no mayo of course

>> No.4865914
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4865914

>> No.4865923

>>4865772

quarter pounder with cheese

I'm always there for you when you need me ;(

>> No.4865998

>>4865772
steaks with balsamic vinegar, fine herbs, pepper fried with yellow onion and garlic, ... or beef marinated in black beer

>> No.4866092

banana.

>> No.4866125

Pot roast

Because I love getting hard and shooting it all over the goddamn yard like a fucking machine gun. I have goddamn nightmares inside my body.

>> No.4866137

I'm a plantain.
I'm crippled, and useless for most things.
;_;

>> No.4866150

>>4866137

god, plantains are the worst

>> No.4866256

lobster

pretentious, but ultimately tastefull

>> No.4866292

a gas station burrito that a homeless man came inside of and then threw behind a dumpster.

>> No.4866822

beef tenderloin - no fat and no personality

>> No.4866829

lumpy mashed potatoes with cranberry sauce

>> No.4866831

Fried chicken.
I'm greasy and look unappetising momentarily satisfying and you hate yourself after.

>> No.4869128

Rice, with a bit of pork grease slopped over the top for flavor. No salt.

>> No.4869134
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4869134

I go well with fish.

>> No.4869169

SPAETZLE WITH TRUFFLE OIL AND HAGGIS.

>> No.4869174

I'm well salted pasta.
I go well with lots of things but on my own I'm pretty bland.

>> No.4869175

Beef bourguignon

Because when you tell people you made it, they actually think you've been doing 3 hours of this really complicated effort for them when it's just 20 minutes tops actually attending. Yep, I can make people feel special with minimum effort.

>> No.4869177

>>4865772
Vanilla Ice Cream
pretty bland and boring,
but just add some Bourbon and shit's suddenly awesome

>> No.4869183

>>4865808
>fancy shit
>like cheese
>maybe egg
if adding cheese or egg to a packet of ramen noodles is FANCY, you are a fucking boring person.
Pretty much like chicken ramen noodles, so
10/10 good work

>> No.4869196

>>4869175
I tried to make it the other day and my beef was tough as usual :(