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>haven't talked to my mom in months
>today is my birthday
>no one called
>no one remembered
>get package from UPS
>its from my mom with a handmade card saying she loves me
>I love you too mom
>pic related

>> No.4851626
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D'aaaaaaaaaawww

>> No.4851632

You called her back and told her you loved her right?

>> No.4851634

Merry birthmas anon. Try not to eat all of that at once.

>> No.4851636

>>4851632
Of course!

>> No.4851640

Frozen steaks? She might as well have shit in a box and sent it to you.

>> No.4851639
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>Omaha steaks

Your mom must really love you anon

>> No.4851641

happy birthday dude.

chicken in pastry... is that good? If so, I want

>> No.4851643

>>4851621
>>4851621
Your mum sounds like a swell lady. You should go visit from time to time. Trust me. I live away from home and I get caught up in my own crap. It's nice to go back and give your mum a hug. So satisfying

>> No.4851645

She's actually trying to kill you, man.

>> No.4851646

>>4851641
I'd imagine it'd be pretty hard to fuck it up. So I am gonna go out on a limb and say yes. yes it is

>> No.4851647

>>4851621
>omaha steaks

shit is tight. also they have badass cheesecake

>> No.4851649

>>4851646
>pretty hard to fuck it up.

It's pre-made and frozen. Seems like a pretty easy way to fuck it up to me.

>> No.4851651

>>4851641
>>4851634
Thanks guys

>>4851641
Haven't tried them yet. They look awesome though. Only 800 calories lol

>>4851643
Yeah, I live in Vegas and she lives in Reno. Im o my able to make it up there like once a year

>> No.4851663

>>4851621
>haven't talked to my mom in months
Why?

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>>4851621
HAPPY BURFDAY!!!!!

Will you post pics of chicken in pastry? Sounds bretty good to me. Want one.

>> No.4851675

>>4851651
I am not stateside, so I don't know what that distance is. I live about two hours drive from my parents.

>> No.4851674

>Fully Cooked Chili With Beans
>With Beans

troll thread

>> No.4851676

>>4851670
>feeding your dog cheetos
who does this?

>> No.4851680

>>4851676
Those are carrots, Anon

>> No.4851682

>>4851676
I think they're fish sticks.
>>4851680
No

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>>4851682
>Orange fish sticks

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>>4851688

>> No.4851708

>>4851682
They look like carrots

>> No.4851712

>>4851708
Dogs don't eat carrots.

>> No.4851715

>>4851712
I'd say they don't eat many more fish sticks than carrots

>> No.4851718

>>4851675
Vegas to Reno, according to Google, is a 450 mile, 7-hour drive.

>> No.4851720

>>4851715
I'd wager they would much prefer fish sticks to carrots.

>> No.4851740

>>4851720
http://bunkblog.net/foods-safe-for0dogs/can-dogs-eat-carrots
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101029041810AABpyol

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_dogs_eat_fish_fingers
http://www.chacha.com/question/can-dogs-have-fish-sticks

>> No.4851752

>>4851740
First off, none of those are reliable sources. Secondly, I said "prefer" not "should eat".

>> No.4851755

>>4851752
>WikiAnswers and Yahoo aren't reliable

>Implying you know what a dog thinks and prefers

>> No.4851757

>>4851755
>WikiAnswers and Yahoo aren't reliable
Yes, because any asshole can answer the question. Try putting a carrot and a fish stick in front of a dog and see which they go for.

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>>4851675
Its a 7.5 hour drive

>>4851670
Here's a picture, its not very flattering uncooked raw flour. Its filled with chicken breast, vegetables, and a thick cream sauce. I'm going to make one tonight.

>> No.4851793

>>4851712
Carrots are actually really good for dogs and they love carrots if you introduce carrots to them.

>> No.4851795

>>4851773
Omaha steaks are the shit anon. I bet that'll come out good as well. She did you good, you better remember that come mother's day.

>> No.4851797

>>4851712
Tell that to my dog

>> No.4851800

>>4851797
Put him on speaker.

>> No.4851802

>>4851793
But carrots do not look like that.

>> No.4851806

>>4851802
Obviously they were store bought and came in bags.

>> No.4851810

>>4851806
But those are baby carrot length yet have a large girth.

>> No.4851811

>>4851810
There's many kinds of carrots.

>> No.4851817

Dogs will eat literally anything they can fit into their mouths.

>> No.4851818

>>4851811
What kind are they?

>> No.4851827

>>4851810

that's because most "baby carrots" aren't "baby" at all. They're normal full-size carrots that are cut up and tumbled in a rotating drum. This rubs off the outside layer of the carrots and rounds over the ends--then they get sold as "baby carrots". So this was simply some large fat carrots that were processed as above.

>> No.4851833

>>4851810
>>4851811
>>4851818
Baby carrots are just regular carrots cut down to baby size. Those are like a jumbo cut carrot, probably obtained by using the base of the carrot in packaging and using the left overs for the baby carrot packages

>> No.4851834

>>4851670
Why the fuck does a dog need napkins?

>> No.4851835

>>4851773
Not the prettiest thing, sounds really tasty though. I think you better post pics of it after you cook it, interior and exterior shots.

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>>4851827
are u srs ? u cant be srs maybe i learned something today

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>mfw 90% of the posts ITT are about dogs, carrots, and fishsticks

>> No.4851847

>>4851621
Today is my birthday too anon. Happy birthday to us.

>> No.4851848

>>4851834
in case he gets food on his mouth or hands and needs to clean up

duh

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>>4851800

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>>4851844

>> No.4851883

>>4851865
DO YOU LIEK CARROTZ?

>> No.4851888

>>4851865
Didn't that guy get caught spankin it in a movie theatre or something?

>> No.4851892

>>4851888
That was pee wee Herman.

Although I vaguely remember some scandal involving the blues clues guy

>> No.4851895

>>4851892
Pedophile or something

>> No.4851901

>>4851895
Disregard that, I must have been thinking of something else.

I just checked and apparently he's in an Indie band now

>> No.4851902

>>4851892
Nah, he left to do shit with his band. And maybe got cancer or something.. he shaved his head and it's enormous.

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>>4851883

>> No.4851912

>>4851910
haha I watched that movie yesterday

That scene was fucking hilarious.

>> No.4851918

Is Omaha meats cheap or something? Why would someone buy meat like this?

>> No.4851922

>>4851918
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omaha_Steaks

>> No.4851928

>>4851922
uhhh thanks?

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>>4851910
mein sides

>>4851912
what movie is it?

>> No.4851951

>>4851935
Jeremiah Johnson.

He is a shitty hunter and trapper, and in this scene he is holding a dead beaver and his Native wife looks on fondly. All of a sudden this weird close-up smiling scene occurs and jumps to the next scene.

Even if I hadn't seen the gif I would have laughed.

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>>4851928
You don't have to thank me, ma'am, just doing my job.

>> No.4851969

Happy Birthday!

>> No.4851974

>>4851951

Wow, I always thought it was Tairy Green in that gif but it's not at all. Gonna put this one on the watch list, thanks anon.

And happy birthday OP. Maybe you should call your mom more, she seems real nice.

>> No.4851977

>>4851951
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K_eDzecqVg

>> No.4851982

>>4851974
It's a pretty decent movie, I recommend watching it.

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Finished cooking the chicken pastry.

As requested here it is cooked

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The pastry is vey light and fluffy. Has a crunch to it. Chicken looks excellent.

Its basically a mini chicken pot pie on steroids.

Will post taste review after I finish eating it.

>> No.4852216

Thanks OP, you helped me decide what to ask for this Christmas.

And happy birthday.

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>>4851621
happy birthday, OP.

>> No.4852225

>>4852202
Looks fucking tiny for 800 calories

>> No.4852264

>>4851621
If she loves you she should call you and not only bought crappy mass produce food. Fuck your shit son.

>> No.4852284

>>4852202
thats sum good pot pie op. i can only imagine it tastes like heaven.

have a good bday and tell your mom im single.

>> No.4854080

>>4852197
>>4852202
OP delivars!!!!

Hope you had a swell burfday, pie looks delicious. Gonna have to remember to ask for some Omaha stuff for christmas, I'm from a big gift-giving family and can never think of anything to ask for. Would make a perfect gift.