/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849579]

TGI Friday's Frozen Buffalo Chicken Wings and Stouffer's Mac and Cheese. It took me less than 10 minutes to microwave these individually, and they taste just as good, if not better than you and your elitist food snob recipes that require 9001 ingredients, 8 days of prep time, and then end up tasting like complete shit because you accidentally used too much Garlic and Nutmeg.

Stay the fuck mad, foodies.

[Anonymous No.4849583]

Okay.

[Anonymous No.4849584]

Okay...

Uh..

Okay?

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849585]

>>4849583

[Anonymous No.4849587]

>>4849585
Okay.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849588]

>>4849584

What a witty and worthwhile response. I mean, you'd have been better off not even responding, because you clearly have no rebuttal at all.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849593]

>>4849587

Those look like complete shit, bro. I could buy a pack of Fudsicles that would taste infintely better, as well as being cheaper than paying $18 dollars for Nutella and Cool Whip.

I bet you don't even shop at Wal-Mart and buy Great Value brand, either.

[Anonymous No.4849594]

>>4849593
Okay.

[Anonymous No.4849596]

I like the mac and cheese idea, but I suggest Michelina's. The reason being that Stouffer's mac and cheese has literally no flavor whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.4849598]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MICROWAVE THOSE CHICKEN WINGS

THEY GO IN THE OVEN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH

[Anonymous No.4849600]

best thread

[ston spl !XIxc6BpKnU No.4849601]

>>4849596
lol, you dumb fucking loser. is this what you actually think you think? i have more taste buds than both ur mom and ur dad. you're such a gay little bitch who rides on the coattails of everyone more valuable. i cant believe this.


fucking kill yourself you stupid loser.

[Anonymous No.4849603]

>Stouffer's Mac and Cheese

That stuff is so fucking nasty. Why don't you just buy a box of macaroni noodles, boil it, and add Velveeta or regular cheddar + milk? The outcome is much better than that baby vomit microwaved trash. It's very easy to do as well.

[Anonymous No.4849605]

Okay.

http://www.macheesmo.com/

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849608]

>>4849594

That looks like someone just vomited on a plate, and then served it to someone. Gross.

>>4849598
>YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MICROWAVE THOSE CHICKEN WINGS

"Crisp from the Microwave in 2 minutes."

It's like you enjoy being wrong.

>YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH

Shave those edges, pal. Nearly cut myself.

[Anonymous No.4849609]

Okay.

http://www.eatliverun.com/crock-pot-beef-carnitas-tacos/

[Anonymous No.4849614]

>OP will never taste a meal made with love, the tastiest ingredient of all

I'm sorry, OP. You have my condolences.

[Anonymous No.4849619]

>>4849615
Okay.

http://www.tastebook.com/recipes/2639609-The-Original-Yumm-Bowl

[Anonymous No.4849615]

Oh lawd, the butt-storm sure ensure. Great thread OP.

[ston spl !XIxc6BpKnU No.4849622]

>>4849603
lmfao, rifkers. like you know a single fucking thing about the human experience, you pathetic overweight beta. i know your fat ass just sits here to stair at food while the next meal cooks, you cutting whinny puny cunt. \

lmao, your mmother doesn't even love you, she wants you dead in the head, fat, ugly, parsoimononious cunt.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849623]

>>4849603
>Why don't you just buy a box of macaroni noodles

Are you fucking illetirate? I seriously suggest you check out this page:
http://www.englishforeveryone.org/Topics/Reading-Comprehension.htm

Download some worksheets. It's not like you're doing anything else aside from posting on 4chan all day in your Section 8 Housing Apt that you pay for with your Welfare check you inept nigger.

A box of noodles, Velveeta, Cheddar, and Milk all combined cost more than Stouffers. Not to mention that boiling the water alone takes more time than it does to microwave this delicious meal that I'm currently eating.

> It's very easy to do as well.

I'm sure it is. You just sit there playing video games in your basement, and then your mom calls you up for dinner.

So easy.

[Anonymous No.4849629]

>>4849579
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>>4849593
>>4849601
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>>4849623

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849630]

>>4849601

This guy. This guy knows his stuff. If there's only two intelligent people on the internet, it's him and I.

>>4849609
>implying you're not wasting your time by posting links that I'm never going to click

Though I suppose you enjoy wasting time, given you actually enjoy "cooking".
>4849614
>a meal made with love
>love
>implying that is a tangible thing

What section of the store can I buy that ingredient in?

[ston spl !XIxc6BpKnU No.4849634]

>>4849629
oh what a witty and worthwhile response, you snobbish, stupid fuck.have you ever even touched a girl, or do you just pretend the knife is your lover?

lmaofoao, *spits*

so many fucking losers on 4chan, go use some more ad hominems to try to refute your terrible point.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849643]

>>4849634

The haters are out in full force tonight.

Gif related in more ways that one, because this is literally how fat most of the autistic sons of bitches are.

[Anonymous No.4849652]

>>4849623
>illetirate

Not illetirate, only IRATE

[Anonymous No.4849653]

>>4849634
>lmaofoao
>laughing my ass off fucking off ass off
I like it.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849656]

>>4849600
>>4849615

Thank you, sirs. It's good to know that not everyone on this board is a pretentious, self-righteous deadbeat living in their mother's basements pretending they know how to cook, when in reality anytime they do cook what they make ends up looking like a pile of dog shit, vomit, or they burn down their section 8 apartment complex.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849659]

>>4849653
>2013
>not laughing your ass off fucking off ass off

[ston spl !XIxc6BpKnU No.4849660]

>>4849659
Stick toothpicks up his urethra and then bend his dick so they splinter while inside of him. Pissing would hurt more than if he had syphilis. Then just for shits and giggles paper cut his dick in multiple locations.

[Anonymous No.4849662]

when did /ck/ get invaded by shitposting newfag tripfriends?

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849664]

>>4849652
>IRATE

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849668]

>>4849662

How relevant.

[Anonymous No.4849674]

Wow.

Missing out on the quality, flavour, comfort & joy that comes from fixing a homemade meal.

[Anonymous No.4849682]

>>4849662
At least you can easily hide them.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849697]

>>4849674
>Missing out on the quality, flavour, comfort & joy that comes from fixing a homemade meal.

Are you that retarded, or do you actually know you're incorrect, and that you just try to convince yourself of this belief, all the while knowing deep down that you're wrong?

Must be a shitty way to live.

>Missing out on the quality, flavour

Pre-made, microwavable meals have the highest quality of ingredients, and they use them in correct amounts, unlike you who buy your spices at Dollar General, and you either underseason or overseason it, to the point it is inedible and not fit for prisoners in Club Gitmo.

>comfort & joy

Yeah, I'm sure you eat for comfort and joy, you inflated bovine. You're like cattle or steer. The reason you are so fat is because you are apathetic and hate yourself, so you eat to numb yourself. There is a direct correlation between Obesity and Retardation, and you are a prime example.

>>4849682

So you admit to having no rebuttal. Hiding, filtering, or blocking a user is the ultimate form of beta. Of course that's to be expected from /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4849698]

>>4849614
ouch OP he's got you there

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849704]

>>4849698
>he thinks love is palpalbe and tangible

This is literally the worst argument of them all. "Oh, you'll never have a meal made with love, hurr durr"

I'm sure most of your meals that your mom makes aren't made with love at all, rather fat, salt, lard, and bacon grease.

[Ogre No.4849706]

MFW this thread

[ston spl !XIxc6BpKnU No.4849708]

>>4849698
>>4849698
>your favorite food

[Anonymous No.4849718]

>eating microwaved food

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849747]

>>4849706

I try.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849751]

>>4849718
>eating microwaved food

[Anonymous No.4849752]

>>4849697
The other poster you mention ( >>4849682 ) is not me.

This is: http://www.angermanagementtalk.com/

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849762]

>>4849752

I wasn't at all implying he was you.

Hence why I quoted him separately, greentexted him separately. The content of my responses was completely different to both posters.

Is this your first day on 4chan? How are those ESL classes treatin' you?

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849772]

>>4849752

Also
>feeling the need to point out which Anon you are or are not
>implying I care

If you're going to that length, you're honestly no better than the "tripfags" you all seem to despise so much. It's like a tripfag killed and raped your mother and daughter. It's like somebody deciding to use a tripcode or not actually has an impact on your existence.

It's clear you secretly pine for us. Get a tripcode, and join the League of Extraordinary TripFriends. We are a loving and caring bunch if you really take the time to get to know us.

[Anonymous No.4849779]

perfect thread A+

[Anonymous No.4849784]

>>4849762
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[Anonymous No.4849794]

This is the most fun thing I have read on this board in months.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849797]

>>4849779
>perfect thread A+

I'm here to serve, friend.

Captcha: clessaye >respect

>>4849784

That's a common side effect of obesity. You should really get that checked out.

[Anonymous No.4849815]

>>4849629
This.

Holy fuck did i nearly fall off my chair when i saw this for some reason

[Anonymous No.4851867]

faggots

[Anonymous No.4851904]

>>4849643
>op posts a gif of himself

[Anonymous No.4851931]

>>4849579
>no taste buds

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4851950]

>>4851904
>triehard faggot attempts to be witty

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4851954]

>>4851931

I tasted your Mom's pussy last night, bro. Tasted like bacon grease and cheetos.

[Anonymous No.4851960]

>>4851950
>implying i'm wrong, fatass

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4851962]

>>4851960

[Anonymous No.4852011]

>>4851962
Go back to /sp/ pls. /ck/ is a civil place.

[Anonymous No.4853226]

I prefer the Tyson hot wings. Avoid the Foster Farm brand, that is like butt hole leakage. The Tyson are pretty awesome.

Uh, both from the microwave? I agree, human trash. What is wrong with you? Mommy not letting you use the oven? If you can't reach it, get a fucking chair. Microwave just makes that stuff taste like rubber, like it baked inside a honey bucket on a hot summer day.

Fucking man up and let that shit bake. Especially the mac and cheese. I fiend for some quick Stouffer's Mac attack.

Fucking wash that down with a bottled Vanilla Coke and you are living the dream. But yeah, if you are going to be lazy and eat frozen, at least have the common sense to bake it. Fucking infant.

p.s.

Don't forget to jazz the mac.
Put some spice on it you fucking caveman.

[Anonymous No.4855185]

FI occasionally check up on /ck/ when i cook / feel hungry.

What is going on here, trip fag openly creating a b8 thread and just berating anyone who posts in it.

Sigh@tripfags

[chris No.4855245]

Yo, ma nigga.

Because of you i'm not hungry anymore.

OKKK???

It's ruined!!! It could have been trashed!!!!

SAYWHAT????

Are you the fucking Sceak??

[Fartman No.4855253]

>>4855245
HEHEHHEHEHE. :D

[Anonymous No.4855259]

>>4849579
>hahah stay mad LOSERS xD