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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What went wrong?

>> No.4832391

What do you mean?

>> No.4832389

The caramel ones are fucking amazing but I can never get over the name. It immediately makes me think of condoms and I can't figure out why their marketing department thought that as a good product name. So I usually pass on them out of ridiculousness.

>> No.4832431

>>4832391
Nothing. This is a viral marketing thread for everyone to defend and praise their product.

>> No.4832429
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4832429

Getting a pack of these tomorrow.
i cant wait its my currant favorite ice cream
noidea what you are talking about OP

>> No.4832435

>>4832386

you got rid of the seven deadly sins flavours. Bring them back.

>> No.4832587

>>4832389
>It immediately makes me think of condoms and I can't figure out why their marketing department thought that as a good product name.
THIS

>> No.4832596

>>4832389
Well it's mainly because they come from Europe where the name means jack.

>> No.4832626 [DELETED] 

>>4832429

Would've loved to see the machine that makes those.

>> No.4832734

>>4832386

The price. Expensive Ice cream is expensive.

>> No.4832753

>>4832389
>It immediately makes me think of condoms and I can't figure out why their marketing department thought that as a good product name.

it's blatantly marketed at women ya dingus.

>> No.4832775

>>4832587
>not wanting a big magnum in your mouth

>> No.4832812

Magnum not only melts in your mouth, but in your hand too...

>> No.4833016
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4833016

It's nothing special. Tastes like every other ice-cream dipped in chocolate thingy.

>> No.4833018

If you think of condoms first thing when you hear the name magnum you have some problems.

>> No.4833019

>>4832431
MY PRECIOUS /CK/ MUST BE CLEANED OF THE EVIL CORPERATIONS WHO TARGET 4CHAN TO GET US TO BUY THEIR PRODUCTS!

CLEAN IT WITH FIRE! DELETE ANY THREAD THAT INVOLVES A PRODUCT MADE BY ANY COMPANY WHATSOEVER!

>> No.4833022

>>4833016
Man, the ice cream market really is stagnant.

Where can a nigga get some blackberry ice cream?

>> No.4833025
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4833025

They're pretty shit

Who the fuck markets a "luxury" choc ice it's dumb as fuck

>> No.4833032

Is this new in America or what? It's been the most common brand in Sweden for some 20 years now. Not in a luxury way what-so-ever, just standard ice creams.

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4833033

I once got a splinter in my tongue from getting the last bit of ice cream off of the stick.

It was probably the worst experience of my life and I've been hit by a car before.

>> No.4833035

>>4833032
I've only recently begun seeing them in Canada.

>> No.4833038

>>4832386
I never liked ice cream bars. Ice cream tastes best when it is a little soft, but you have to eat a bar when it is still hard or else it will be melting all over the place, so the taste is never that great

>> No.4833173

>>4833018
yeah, my problem is a huge dick

>> No.4833223

>>4833033

I can imagine the feeling. I've had splinters tear up my gums, I was bleeding pretty bad.

>> No.4833233

>>4833035
They've been in Canada for many years now, just not marketed as much as recently.

>> No.4833255

>>4833025
>magnum
>luxury

you americans are getting robbed

>> No.4833260

>>4832435
Fuck, those were the best, I miss them now.

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4833264

>>4833255

Never set foot in amerca have we?

In this country, terrible/fake/borderline poisonous food is "normal" by tacit agreement, substandard food is "premium", and barely acceptable food is "craft".

Watch the beer threads which are 90% sperg lords from flyoverland who think that all non-americans live in mud huts and "freedom" is a form of terror whereby you don't set foot outside the house unless heavily armed and your media teaches you that sexuality is dangerous and violence is the only form of safety, and you will see what I mean.

>> No.4833280

>>4832429
>It's my currant favorite ice cream
What are you sultana and raisin favorite ice creams?

>> No.4833313
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4833313

They tried to sell on Haagen-Dazs' corner and got jumped, that's what.

>> No.4833339

>>4833264
>All this projection

>> No.4833353

>>4832431
>viral

It's cute.

>> No.4833359

>>4833264
You really need to kill yourself. You're doing no one any good remaining alive and you're obviously miserable.

Just end it.

Nitrogen tent yo. Quick and painless.

>> No.4833380

>>4833313
wouldn't it be the other way around?

>> No.4833385

>>4833359
did you just fucking tell me to kill myself? what if I did? did you know I've attempted suicide before? multiple times? I've never told someone to kill themselves. you don't deserve to live. you are the scum beneath my feet. did you know that if I didn't answer this I could get my FORENSIC INVESTIGATOR stepdad to track the IP address on here and find where you live and CHARGE YOU with harassment, and YOU WOULD be fined a large amount of money for telling me to kill myself. and if I did kill myself, you would be charged with a form of manslaughter. think before you fucking act, asshole

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4833402

>> No.4833416

>>4833385
>what if I did?
I would be happy at having brought a little more happiness into this world.

>> No.4833573

>>4833385
kill yourself.

>> No.4833580

>>4833385

kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>> No.4833583

>>4833022
lemon licorice ice cream is where it's at

>> No.4833603

>>4833385
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.