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What the fuck, did any of you catch this tonight? The skill level on these kids blew me away. I thought it was gonna be children making kraft mac and cheese and maybe mixing some shit in to make it fancy, but no way. This one 10 year old kid made tortellini from scratch stuffed with beef and pecorino cheese, with a sage butter sauce.

>> No.4832213

>>4832208
>jackoff man

>> No.4832214

>that fucking bow on that asian kid

The fuck?

>> No.4832234

>>4832214

I think it's cute. She is a little girl, after all.

>> No.4832239

Did you see the knife skills on that kid who made sushi?

I was in tears.

>> No.4832241
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4832241

>Jewels Gold

>> No.4832240

>>4832213

That kid's parents hate him.

Also is this online yet? I missed it tonight. Or should I watch the Australian version?

>> No.4832243
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4832243

>Jewels Gold

>> No.4832245

>>4832243

Really? I thought that kid Weiss might be a jew. Ashkenazi.

>> No.4832247

>>4832243
You misspelled Alexander Weiss

>> No.4832249

>>4832234
No. It looks fucking retarded. Stop pretending otherwise.

>> No.4832251

>>4832243
>>4832245

>Hoffman
>Weiss
>Glass
>Gold
>Hublitz

All of these are most likely Jews. Especially Hublitz and Gold. The others are very likely too though.

>> No.4832254

>>4832249

>what are opinions

Anyway, it's just something little girls do. Put on bows and dresses and such. Relax.

>> No.4832256

Sarah Lane is mai waifu.

>> No.4832258

>>4832251

Out of curiosity, what kind of name is "Pola", then?

>> No.4832260

>>4832258
Polish maybe?

>> No.4832262

>>4832251
>All of these are most likely Jews.

Even if you were right, what's your point?

>> No.4832263

>>4832258
Italian

>> No.4832265 [DELETED] 

Why is the jew holding the watermelon and not the negress?

>> No.4832266

>>4832256
You sicko.

At least Molly can pass for 14.

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4832268

>>4832262

>> No.4832270

Alright... I can see where this is going...

Fuck, kill, marry thread. Let's do it up.

>> No.4832271

>>4832263
Wouldn't that be Paola

>> No.4832272

>>4832265
To taunt the schwarze shiksa.

>> No.4832274

>>4832272
Ah, the oldest trick in the book.

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4832276

>>4832270

>> No.4832277

>>4832270
Fuck
>none, they're kids

Marry
>Jewels when she's 18

Kill
>the chick with the bow

>> No.4832278

>>4832277
>the chink with the bow

topkek

>> No.4832279

>>4832271
Ancestry.com says it's Polish or Italian.

>> No.4832285

>>4832240
looks like fox is going to upload the full episode soon on their website, right now they just have clips

>> No.4832287

>>4832240
>That kid's parents hate him.

Doesn't make much sense considering that they didn't "know him" when giving the name. Rather, they could have hated having a baby, and in such a case they should have just aborted.

Problem?

>> No.4832290

>>4832240
It has a scene release. If you can't find those that's your problem.

>> No.4832291

>>4832287
It was a joke, anon.

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4832294

>>4832208
>show hosted by guy fairy and fatty mac-n-cheese

gtfo, pleb

>> No.4832297

>>4832277
>jewels

Not picking based Sofia.

It's like you've never scouted underageb& before. Jewels will still have that fucked up nose while Sofia will lose the braces n' hipster shades and have a tight ass.


(on a side note, sarah is rachael ray tier and molly is third-rate hope solo tier)

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4832302

>>4832266
>he's into grannies

>> No.4832306

>>4832294
its masterchef hosted by Ramsay, fag

>> No.4832309

>>4832297
Sofia is obviously a huge bitch. She can't outgrow that, anon.

>> No.4832310

>2 minorities
>1 of them is a light skinned black girl

Really?

>> No.4832312

>>4832310
I count non-Jews as minorities.

>> No.4832313

>>4832310
I know, it's sickening to see so many ethnic people on TV. I wish this fad is going to be over soon.

>> No.4832315

>>4832279
Well that kid doesn't look Italian at all.

>> No.4832316

>>4832302
Pretty girl.

>> No.4832318

>>4832310
>that mixed raced discrimination

Your racism disgusts me. What's your problem with light skinned black girls you fucking redneck? How do you even get internet in your hick town out in the boonies?

>> No.4832320

>>4832315
Do you think Joe looks Italian?

>> No.4832322

>>4832320
Who's Joe?

>> No.4832326

>>4832322
The bald judge.

>> No.4832331

>>4832287

Autism, folks.

>> No.4832337

http://video.pbs.org/video/1076004803/

Forward to around 23:48 to see a young fat Joe.

>> No.4832339

anyone catch that hipster girl and her mom? holy fuck i had to do a facebook search, the girl has one and it's a bunch of posts about Wes Anderssen.

>> No.4832346

>>4832339

http://www.exploretalent.com/model_page_pic.php?media_id=21965723&talentnum=5430632&s=2df5612f01ac78db00245a2215849d27

You mean this chick?

>> No.4832354

>>4832310
>bawwww get the affirmative action police on this

>> No.4832355

>>4832346
yes and that's how this show does it. they just hire actors?

>> No.4832361

>>4832331
If I'm autistic then every single person here is.

>> No.4832369

>people thinking kids aren't heavily coaches and prepared

>> No.4832378
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4832378

>mfw i real that as Jew Is Gold
too much /pol/

>> No.4832379

>>4832354
Fuck off back to /pol/, tripshit.

>> No.4832384

>>4832277
>Fuck
>>none, they're kids
>but hey it's fine to kill them

>> No.4832415

>>4832379
People just really don't like your skin color, friend.

>> No.4832463

>>4832415
Skin color really is the last thing wrong with black folk.

>> No.4832484

Just watched it.
It was cute but I imagine it getting boring really fast since they can't really say anything too hurtful to the kids. Also they already eliminated like 18 kids after a single round.

>> No.4832627

I'm so glad Nathan didn't make it. That little ADHD freak was massively annoying.

>> No.4832813

>>4832346
>follow link
Oh geez, that pose she's in...I feel dirty for looking at it. It thinks it's people.
>>4832355
Yeah. I've theorized that this is how all "reality" TV is done. Actors doing a script. Anything involving talents, like cooking, isn't actually done by them.

>> No.4833400

>>4832415
White?

>> No.4833410

>>4832346
>that sexy pose

eew, what the fuck.

>> No.4833412

>>4832316
Ugly, fat, balding man

>> No.4833417

>>4832251
Being a Jew is easy mode with getting a job in HollyWood

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4833427

>>4832208

So Troy or Roen?

Post ending in 12 decides.

>> No.4833432

>>4832208
oh wait I thought this was supposed to be a new series or something.

Do you guys still do phoostream? is glockpan still around? Can we have some masterchef on a stream please?

>> No.4833437

>>4833432
*masterchef junior

cixed

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4833470

Damn!

>> No.4833477

>>4833417

Really?

I'm Ashkenazi and I have a Catholic last name [father converted], would this still work? Because I'd really like to fuck Christian Bale, but you have to be famous to do that.

>> No.4833542

>>4833477
oh wow i didn't know names could have religious beliefs

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4833543

>>4832208

>> No.4833551

>>4833542
You have a lot to learn about the world.

Ours is a complex world and without learning the lore of this realm you are bound to stay clueless.

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4833553

>>4832208
No DoubleSwee.
0/10 would not watch.

>> No.4833602

>>4833553
Who?

>> No.4833620

>>4832208
>Troy Glass

That kids going to be hot when he's older.

Oh god, i'm turning into some kind of cougar/ephebophile

>> No.4833637

>>4833477
You're half-Jewish and you didn't know that? Does your mother just not like being a Jew or something?

>> No.4833642

>>4833620
Are you a grill?

If you are at least moderately hot you can make every boy that has entered puberty (and much younger too usually) the happiest boy on earth by getting him some action. I was so horny it was painful as a kid and teenager and it's been the same for every guy I've ever talked to.

>> No.4833644

>>4833637
If his mother is a Jew he isn't half Jewish, he's a full fledged Jew.

>> No.4833947

fox put the first episode up on their site:
http://www.fox.com/masterchef-junior/full-episodes/50640451826

>> No.4834712

>>4833602
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.4834837

>>4832208
Is it just me or does anyone else think Graham Elliot looks like a female to male transsexual

>> No.4834849

>>4832208
>these kids blew me
Saged, reported, called the cops, loading my nugget, coiling my grapple, and putting on my camouflage.

>> No.4835042

>>4834712

So Troy?

>> No.4835251

>>4832214
I thought bow girl was cute
she looked like an adowable panda bear
not a joke
not racist either
I mean it
cute panda

>> No.4835683

We should pick one and rally around him/her like /sp/ did with Ian

>> No.4836404

>>4835683
>>4835042

We'll just let Food Network people handle it.