Retired fast food franchise ideas

[Anonymous No.4810307]

Anyone try these before they canned the idea?

Also retired fast food franchise ideas genereal

[Anonymous No.4810314]

absolutelydisgusting

[Anonymous No.4810316]

>>4810307
Those were horrible, but those lava cakes they have now are actually really good.

[Anonymous No.4810327]

That is American as fuck holy shit

[Anonymous No.4810341]

I first thought it was some sort stuff like you bought in the store with like an oreo "cookie" base topped with the inside and crushed oreo's.

Apparently i was wrong

[Anonymous No.4810344]

I fucking loved the Orea Dessert Pizza, shame they got rid of it.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4810416]

>>4810344

This. The Oreo Dessert Pizza was amazing. The crust was great, the oreo cream frosting was outstanding.

It was a 10/10 for Fast Food taste, not really worth the price, though.

Would also order extra cups of "Icing" and dip it.

[Anonymous No.4810524]

Anyone remember this cereal?

[Anonymous No.4810567]

>>4810524
yes, i recently bought some from south korea

[Anonymous No.4810569]

>>4810524
>Oreo O's
>not OreO's
Would not buy/10

[Anonymous No.4810580]

>>4810567

how much did it cost? just curious because I'm thinking of doing the same

[Anonymous No.4810583]

>>4810580
Around 20 USD,

[Anonymous No.4810587]

>>4810567
>oh-leh-yo oh-suh
Oh, Korea!
If you know any straight from Korea Koreans, ask them to say "over there." It's high-larious.
>oh-bah deh-ya
Or even better "crab cakes."
>goo-la-buh keh-kii
Lulz.

[Anonymous No.4810591]

>>4810583
And it tastes the same?

[Anonymous No.4810592]

>>4810587
Yeah, it's so funny when people talk differently than you do.

[Anonymous No.4810593]

>>4810567
The marshmallows totally ruined it. The cereal was sweet enough.

[Anonymous No.4810609]

>>4810591
yep. although to be fair, its been years since i last ate it before i bought some more, so my memories could have altered my perception a bit. but it taste the same

[The Australian with koala powe(...) No.4810634]

>>4810524
Terrible cereal

[Anonymous No.4810641]

>>4810307

How much were these when they did have them, and how big were they?

[Anonymous No.4810683]

>>4810634
It tasted nothing like Oreos, it didn't even taste like the two flavors oreos are supposed to taste like. it just tasted weird. Not particularly awful just disappointing as fuck.

[The Australian with koala powe(...) No.4810696]

>>4810683
I remember my mother getting me a box of those every time I went to walmart I was that weird kid who wanted raisin bran

[Anonymous No.4810702]

>>4810696
I've always liked shredded wheat so I guess I'm a weirdo too.

[Anonymous No.4810703]

>>4810683
>It tasted nothing like Oreos
no, it was even better

[Anonymous No.4810716]

>>4810592
it is you faggot gook

[Anonymous No.4810726]

>>4810307
I wish taco bell still sold these

[Anonymous No.4810733]

>>4810569
This.
Fucking dropped.

[Anonymous No.4810795]

>>4810307
They were god fucking awful
>>4810316
The easiest way to fall into a coma

[Anonymous No.4810807]

>>4810416
>Plz be kidding/10

[Anonymous No.4810809]

>>4810567
The mascot looks too much like Gangnam Style himself.

[Anonymous No.4810827]

>>4810587
>It's funny. I work with these people. This dude kept telling me "the right, the right". So like a dumbass I was looking to my right. I'm like,"what the fuck are you talking about?"
He was talking about the light.
>>4810592
It is

[Anonymous No.4810854]

>>4810726
We used to have them at Taco John's too. At least the local grocery stores stock them.

[Anonymous No.4810870]

>>4810587
>simply epic :)

[PrussianBlueCheese !!m0HoJAaoOtl No.4812291]

>>4810593
This nigga gets it. It was the greatest cereal of all time until they added the fucking "marshmallows."

[Anonymous No.4812293]

>>4810307
Is this a vegetable

[Anonymous No.4812331]

>>4810592
>implying i don't speak, read and write ko-ko
I'm not Korean myself, but I speak the language. A Ko-ko friend (who, like me, is the child of diplomats but she was raised in Germany) was the one who brought to my attention the ensuing hilarity of native speakers of Korean trying to say "over there" and "crab cakes" when they've no mastery of the language.
Even funnier is "recyclables."
>lii-shii-kreo-burr-suh
Lighten up, brah. I get made fun of by the French when I speak their language because I trill my Rs (my native language trills Rs). It doesn't bother me. I find it funny too, actually.
You know what would really help the whole world? If everyone could just have a giggle when they've had the piss taken outta them lightheartedly. It's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.4812364]

Straight out of the fast food graveyard

[Anonymous No.4812375]

>>4810567
Wait, they have cereal in south korea?

Aren't they all lactose intolerant?

[Anonymous No.4812379]

>>4812375
Cereal is better without milk.

[Anonymous No.4812381]

>>4812379
Reported.

[Anonymous No.4812383]

>>4812381
Enjoy your soggy watery mess, faggot.

[Anonymous No.4812389]

>>4812383
>eating so much cereal that it gets soggy before you're done. stay fat.

[Anonymous No.4812395]

>>4812389
>pouring gag inducing liquid on your perfectly good cereal

[Anonymous No.4812400]

>>4812395
>being a whiny spoiled brat whose tastes are so picky that he actually (read as: pretends for drama's sake so his parents don't serve it to him) gags at a delicious creamy beverage also used in many other dishes

[Anonymous No.4812404]

>>4812389
>>4812395
I love you guys so much. I really do

[Anonymous No.4812434]

>>4810726
They have them at muh local gas station. Not bad....but the waffer could do with being a bit more stiff; it was kinda like wet cardboard.

[Anonymous No.4812493]

>>4812400
>Calling an ingredient meant to be used sparingly or at least as part of a larger recipe a "beverage"
I bet you eat sugar by the spoonful too.

[Anonymous No.4812495]

>>4812493

>breast milk
>babies should only use sparingly or in a larger recipe

[Anonymous No.4812507]

>>4812495
>not feeding your baby steak

[Anonymous No.4812512]

>>4812507

>not deepthroating raw chicken breasts

[Anonymous No.4812517]

>>4812512
>implying I don't have an entire chicken carcass in my mouth right now

[Anonymous No.4812555]

Still the dumbest idea I've seen.

[Anonymous No.4812619]

>>4812555
How the fuck did someone think that was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.4812706]

The white shit wasn't even marshmallow. It was like some abomination of melted plastic and icing. Like, you all know those cheese and cracker packs right? Dip the cracker in the cheese or spread it on with the red stick?

It's like those packs that had vanilla "cream" and cookies instead of cheese and crackers.

And then the "oreos" just tasted... burned? They weren't even cooked, but they just didn't taste right. Very tough, but still chewy. It was disgusting. Texture AND flavor wise.

[Anonymous No.4812710]

>>4812555
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.4812756]

>>4812555
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day

[Anonymous No.4812801]

>>4812555
This is what happens when you let someone with a masters in business make a decision even remotely related to food!

[Anonymous No.4812825]

>>4812801
>let's take the insides and make them the outside!

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4812834]

Not retired, just seasonal, and that season is soon upon us! Can't wait for Egg Nog shakes and McRibs.

[Anonymous No.4812838]

>>4810524
I miss it.
etianatu leave

[Anonymous No.4812850]

>>4810307
a statewide chain called mazzios has had that for nearly a decade now, its pretty good but terrible reheated.

[Anonymous No.4812853]

>>4812555
This is a Filipino novelty food idea.

[Anonymous No.4812861]

>>4810569
Oh fuck me I always thought it was Ore-O's

[Anonymous No.4812866]

>>4812834
>tfw Yurop has McRibs all year long

[Anonymous No.4812894]

There was a McDonalds burger that they sold around 2000, and it was a burger with a red Italian sauce and some white herb sauce. Anyone know what that was called, because it was fucking ace.

[Anonymous No.4812902]

>>4810726
I still see them around Walmarts and other grocery stores
Usually right at the beginning of the freezer areas, sold individually next to single pops or pint icecreams

and of course icecream trucks

[Anonymous No.4812934]

>>4810569
My thoughts exactly.

[Anonymous No.4813208]

[Anonymous No.4813219]

>>4810726
they used to sell these at my neighborhood pool. taste of my childhood.

[Anonymous No.4813255]

[Anonymous No.4813281]

>>4810593
"I think the marshmallows ruined it"
Said no one. Ever.

[Anonymous No.4813303]

>>4813208
dem memories

[Anonymous No.4813341]

>>4813208
>tfw nostalgia hits me from seeing this image, not from eating it, but from being denied eating it on several occasions for various parenting bullshit reasons.

[cunt No.4813344]

>>4810726
I have literally never gotten one of these with a nice, crunchy shell. Is it just shitty stores letting them thaw and refreezing them, or are they not supposed to be crunchy?

[Anonymous No.4813354]

>>4812853
Burger buns made out of rice was a better idea than this shit.

[Anonymous No.4813365]

>>4812902
>Walmarts

confirmed black

[Anonymous No.4813366]

I worked at a Dominos once (banged hot nerd employee that used to come to work in a Ghostbuster uniform.. shit was cash) - anyway - we also worked with a superfat nerd kid (prolly a /b/ tard), and I went to his parents condo a couple times (that they gave him) - and he an one of the Oreo pizzas, that we stopped selling... like 3 months before he even started... among the litter of Mt. Dew 2 liters.... LOL fail

ANyway, I tried one when we had it... it was pretty fail.

[Anonymous No.4813413]

>>4813366
>>4813366
I hate you because you say fail consecutively.

[Anonymous No.4813424]

>>4810696
Me too... I always like elderly peoples' cereal. What got me started way granny used to use half-n-half instead of milk. It would make even oldest of the old people cereal delicious.

And the leftover milk was a level of peerless deliciousness I craved constantly. Luckily I never combined the richness of the cream with the sweetness of the kiddie cereal or I would have probably stroked out after the 3rd bowl.

[Anonymous No.4813432]

>>4812291
> This nigga gets it. It was the greatest cereal of all time until they added the fucking "marshmallows."

Just needs more marshmallows

[Anonymous No.4813467]

>>4813208
Hated those fuckers. I had to deliver those. Impossible to balance them on your passenger seat, and big dummies used a paper wrapper on their thinnest, most lightly topped (read does not retain heat) instead of a proper box + insulated bag.

Luckily almost no one ordered one. I found out later most other stores made it pick-up only so customer got the pizza in their floorboard, not mine.

[Anonymous No.4813493]

>>4813467
You don't have a back seat?

[Anonymous No.4813508]

>>4813354
Hey those were pretty fucking good.

Like burgnigiri good.

[Anonymous No.4813512]

>>4813344
they absorb vapor in the packaging
they can never be cripsy, only pliable and elathery

[Anonymous No.4813529]

>>4813467
>dat pic
evry tim

[Anonymous No.4813640]

>4812555
>mfw I saw this being advertised on a billboard for the first time

[Anonymous No.4813645]

>>4812555
>streetwise

[Anonymous No.4813707]

>>4812555
why

>>4813645
londo ftw

[Anonymous No.4813788]

ANYONE REMEMBER THIS!??!?

I want it back. :,(

[Anonymous No.4813801]

>>4813788
As well as I remember this.

[Anonymous No.4813804]

>>4812364
what the absolute fuck was this?
and how was it meant to improve on a normal salad?

[Anonymous No.4813807]

>>4813645

We have the streetwise menu at KFC in Australia too

[Anonymous No.4813813]

>>4813801
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

that looks delicious.
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4813835]

>>4813804
My guess was that you put your dressing into the salad container and jack it off until evenly distributed.

[Anonymous No.4813843]

>>4813512
kinda correct if you have a schwanns guy they have an exact copy but they load the outder part with enuf carnuba it stays crunchy as fuck, also the same with ice cream sandwiches

[Anonymous No.4813847]

>>4813804
It was McDonalds first attempt at trying to sell "healthy" alternatives to their regular food. The gimmick was that you would pour in the packet of salad dressing, put the top of the cup back on and then shake it to get the dressing to thoroughly cover everything.
Although with the amount of dressing that they gave you, it pretty much made it just as terrible for you as most of their menu.

[Anonymous No.4813926]

>>4813788
still have that in austria

[Anonymous No.4813948]

>>4813255
>Pimma

[Anonymous No.4813953]

>>4813801

I remembered when I was a kid I'd always get the Chicken Arch Deluxe. That shit was tasty as fuck! I had no idea it was advertised as an "adults" meal.

[Anonymous No.4814134]

>>4813788
Yurop still has those.

[Anonymous No.4814301]

>>4813788
Even though it may not be his fault, I blame Morgan Spurlock.

[Anonymous No.4814516]

>>4813804
It's a mcsalad shaker, asshole. You have a salad...in a cup..your pour the dressing in and you shake it. Its better because you shake it. And it fits in your cup holder, for.the health enthusiast on the go. Jesus christ. Why is that so difficult to understand? Its people like you that cause these immaculate ideas to fail.

[Anonymous No.4816708]

>>4812364
Speaking of McDonald's, anyone remember those really spicy guacamole burgers they sold around early 2000s (at least in the united states)? There were about three varieties, hot as hell. Was sold during a summer or so and never came back (despite employees telling us they would next year).

I've looked all over for talk of them online and nothing.

>>4812894
Oh man. Could that have been one of the burgers I'm remembering? I think I only tried the guacamole one and liked it enough to not bother with the others.

[Anonymous No.4818023]

RIP in piece

[Anonymous No.4818071]

>>4810307
Man, I miss their bread bowl pasta. Shit was actually fairly cheap for how filling it was.

[Anonymous No.4818081]

I remember my dad buying this stuff and a bag of chicken nuggets on his day off. After a few hours I was vomiting everywhere.

[Anonymous No.4818087]

>>4818081

posted the wrong bottle laddeh

[Anonymous No.4818089]

>>4818087
>>4818081
Before that, didn't Heinz try putting glitter in their ketchup?

[Anonymous No.4818202]

>>4818089
Yeah, but it was food-grade. But it was basically candy sprinkles.

Anyone remember those ore-ida funky fries? They were blue. I loved those motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.4818201]

I remember these infused oils that Susan Feniger did the commercial for them. They might have been made by Wesson, or some other oil giant. Anyone remember the name?

[Anonymous No.4818254]

>>4818202
yeah. you remember them fondly because you never accidentally had the cinnamon sugar ones
every single ounce of my regret

[Anonymous No.4818255]

>>4818254
There were other kinds? I only remember the blue ones, and them playing funky town.

[Anonymous No.4818384]

>>4810316

they're fucking foul, the cake is crusty and the chocolate is just watered down hersheys goop, never have wanted my five dollars back from a restaurant more in my life

[Anonymous No.4818387]

>>4813847

>Although with the amount of dressing that they gave you, it pretty much made it just as terrible for you as most of their menu.

which is why you put less dressing, and why they always offer the dressing separate from the salad

they can count on a conscientious consumer to be capable of understanding that more dressing defeats the purpose of the salad

it's the fat fuck retard forming their main base that they have to market to, the dumb hamplanet shit who buys a salad to feel good about herself and then rages at the restaurant for jewing her when they dont give her enough dressing

[Anonymous No.4818395]

>>4812834

your life sounds incredibly sad

[Anonymous No.4818396]

>>4812364

they still pretty much have these, they just put them in normal containers now

except for that fucking foul chef's salad, i didnt think ham could get any more processed but mcdondalds found a way

[Anonymous No.4818453]

>>4813208
Wow, thanks for the flashback.

[Anonymous No.4818460]

Wendy's Super Bar

[Anonymous No.4818559]

>tfw DQ finally has Kit-Kat blizzards back
Thank you based gods

>>4818395
Nigga don't he hating.

[Anonymous No.4819072]

Best thing to come out of Burger King imo

[Anonymous No.4819083]

We barely knew ye.

[Anonymous No.4819092]

>>4819083
TB still has volcano tacos and burritos on the menu.

[Anonymous No.4819104]

>>4819092
Not in my area, and judging by recent posts on /ck/ not in a few others, either. Several TBs in my area told me that they're getting rid of it with the new fiery Dorito thing. They still have lava sauce for now, but they don't know how long off-menu lava sauce is going to last.

[Anonymous No.4819122]

I couldn't fucking finish it

[Anonymous No.4819134]

I remember some horrible burger McDonalds had sometime before Supersize Me came out that was outrageous, something like four burger patties, three pieces of cheese, and possibly bacon. (I know it's not the BK Quadruple Stacker, before anyone says it.) That and the movie were pretty much the breaking point before McDonalds tried to spin their shit and become more healthy.

I ate one because I was a stupid consumer whore as a child and had to try anything new that came out, and regretted it almost instantly. But I can't find a single piece of information about it online, which is shocking because I remember it being a huge talking point on the news as the time about how absurd it was.

I know for a fact it was one of those "Limited time only" one month deals. And I live in the middle of the East Coast so I doubt it was a market test product.

[Anonymous No.4819161]

>>4813255
>pi33a

[Anonymous No.4819169]

>>4819161
>not knowind 3 is a Z in cyrillic
laughingslavs.jpg

[Anonymous No.4819366]

>>4819169
>>4819161
Cursive Z

[Anonymous No.4819367]

>>4819366

[Anonymous No.4819451]

Pizza hut Buffet. The place near me got rid of it's buffet and replace it with wing street.

[Anonymous No.4819456]

>>4819451

[Anonymous No.4819526]

>>4819451
Ahhh same here. They used to have some delicious desert pizzas at the buffet too but they don't even offer them regularly anymore.

What a shame

[Anonymous No.4819906]

>>4819451

The pizza hut buffet near me was repulsive. It finally closed after three years of no business.

They did had some nice dessert pizzas but most stuff had been out for dfays.

[FinalBoss No.4820081]

>>4819451
>>4819526
>>4819906

I guess we still have CiCi's pizza. Right? RIGHT??

[Anonymous No.4820289]

>>4819451

As far as I know (haven't gone in years, but not too long ago) our local Pizza Hut still has a buffet

[Anonymous No.4820307]

>>4812493
>Calling an ingredient meant to be used sparingly or at least as part of a larger recipe a "beverage"
People have been drinking milk for hundreds of years, buddy.

[Anonymous No.4820313]

Am I the only one who likes when their cereal is soggy?

[Anonymous No.4820338]

>tfw I haven't had fast food in years

Feels good

I do sometimes crave some taco bell though

[Anonymous No.4820419]

>>4820081
3 medium pizzas for 10.99.
Get sausage, mushroom, and bbq.
Stack all three on top of one another and go to town. I'd do this about once every 2 months. It's the cannabis

[Anonymous No.4820430]

I honestly thought that they fucked up and left cardboard on the bottom of it lol

[Anonymous No.4820436]

I miss this thing they had at BK.

It was a Burger Melt with some Tangy Sauce, Swiss, 2 Burgers and Bacon.

Also the spicy chicken wraps with that weird slightly chunky sauce

[Anonymous No.4821113]

>>4819451
Isn't it still a thing in UK?

[Anonymous No.4821156]

>>4821113
Yep. Lunch times only though.