What's the most alcohol you've ever drank at one time? Sex, age, build, and tolerance should be included as well. I'm just trying to calculate the metrics for maximum alcohol consumption without poisoning, so time to be my guinea pigs!

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Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:44:46 2013 No.4797683 [DELETED]

What's the most alcohol you've ever drank at one time? Sex, age, build, and tolerance should be included as well.

I'm just trying to calculate the metrics for maximum alcohol consumption without poisoning, so time to be my guinea pigs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:49:46 2013 No.4797697 18 beers one sitting (6.9%) and half a bottle of tequila with a bro. I was 21 at the time 6'1 obese Asian dude. I didn't even puke or get dizzy, I just got tipsy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:52:46 2013 No.4797707 12-15 shots of vodka i was 15 it was my first time drinking and i went nuts threw up a ton and got naked at some point

Sony Computer Entertainment of(...) Fri Sep 13 20:53:46 2013 No.4797708 [DELETED]

>>4797683

I can drink a 12 pack, and go out, drink some more, make it home, shower, cry on /ck/'s shoulder, eat something, have some lucidity left to take vitamin C, and wake up to a ban.

I can even take a wee bit of ye olde bit more.

I am absolutely not representative. I do not know anyone my size who can drink as much as I can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:53:46 2013 No.4797709 Female, 25, 5'7, 135lbs (average build I guess?) about 5L of 12% wine over the course of a few hours. Normally 7-12 6% beers in 3 hours. I have a high tolerance. I also drink a lot.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:53:46 2013 No.4797712

2 bottles of vodka (shared with people though), a bottle of Baileys, half a bottle of absinthe (some mixed with the Baileys), a few beers, a bottle of wine and two codeine tablets.

Male, 19 (at the time) - 20 now, fat but not fucking huge and I've never felt so sick the next day. Never again.

>>	Sony Computer Entertainment of(...) Fri Sep 13 20:53:48 2013 No.4797713 >>4797708 I actually don't know anyone twice my size who can drink as much as I can. A lot of bartenders here on the strip don't, either.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:55:48 2013 No.4797716

When I was 20 I think I went up to about 7 shots of rum. I puked on my ex boyfriend's arm. I was 5'8" and 160 lbs.

Two days ago I had two IPAs and one olympia (all pints), and one shot of tequila. I puked in an igloo cooler and still feel kinda bad today. I'm 28 now, more muscular, and around 185. Also I am Asian/Caucasian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:55:48 2013 No.4797717 >that picture >that question I just realized I'm way too old to be fucking around on this website. It's been fun, people.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:56:46 2013 No.4797718

1.75 of Admiral Nelson rum to myself in college once. I only remember drinking the first quarter of the bottle. 250 pound male who was underage so my tolerance wasn't much, as I just drank whenever something was around.

I was hungover for almost two days straight, never again.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 20:57:45 2013 No.4797720

Last weekend I drank about 30 beers and woke up on a strangers couch with skin missing from my knees and elbows, don't really remember much, apparently I had some trouble getting off a bus.

31 yr old aussie male. I have been on a bit of a health kick and not drinking so when I did drink I think it hit me harder then usual.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:00:46 2013 No.4797724
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>>4797683
>I'm just trying to calculate the metrics for maximum alcohol consumption without poisoning, so time to be my guinea pigs!

1. http://www.google.com
2. "LD50 of ethanol"
3. SEARCH
4. ????????
5. being this autistic
6. we don't need another teens/early20s alcohol bragging contest.
7. PROFIT

>>	Sony Computer Entertainment of(...) Fri Sep 13 21:00:46 2013 No.4797726 Oh, wait. OP, alcohol is bad. Don't drink it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:01:45 2013 No.4797730 i don't fucking remember

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:03:45 2013 No.4797735

145 lbs . 2 beers and 7 shot vodka made me puke my gut out. (Only time ive got sick from drinking). Also recently had a pint of beer + 2rhum and coke a few beer at a party. Suprised i dint get sick but i passed out and missed work the nxt day. Huge hangover too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:08:47 2013 No.4797746 Uh gimme a couple of hours.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:11:46 2013 No.4797756

>19
>male
>athletic build
>3.5/10 tolerance

I was 19 and my tolerance was lower than average, but I did get drunk occasionally. Near my apartment, I had a coworker who I was good friends with. He was good friends with some people that lived on government housing, I sort of knew them too. We went over there and I brought a half gallon of Heaven Hills vodka. I had just got back from visiting friends in Washington, and they taught me some drinking games and I wanted to try them out with my other two friends that drink.

Some time throughout the night, I lost my pants and glasses. I also got in a fight with a tree and a brick wall. I woke up the next morning with bloody knuckles and someone else's vomit on me. I'm pretty sure it was the girl's. I was still drunk when I woke up, so I passed out until 6pm the next day. I inspected the empty vodka bottle. Killed it between me and two others. It was a pretty awful hangover, so I went to Wendy's to get me a triple Baconator. I drove back to my apartment and plopped onto my bed, grabbed a bag of grapes from the fridge. I didn't do anything all day except eat grapes and drink water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:12:46 2013 No.4797762 >>4797724 It's foolish to think it's a science. If it was, then impairment wouldn't be calculated on BAC. That being said, I actually do look forward to more colorful stories (not bragging).

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:12:46 2013 No.4797763

>I'm just trying to calculate the metrics for maximum alcohol consumption without poisoning, so time to be my guinea pigs!

i can't think of a worse way to go about doing this than using anecdotal evidence off of 4chan.

you should be able to easily google something that will give you an estimated blood alcohol level based on your weight or bmi and number of drinks. BAC does not change with tolerance, and drinking coffee or a lot of water won't bring it down faster

a BAC level of 0.30 is where it starts to get really dangerous and unpleasant for your average person. that chick you saw pissing herself and crying last week before she passed out and her girlfriends had to take her to the hospital had a bac of 0.30

i guess alcoholics and stuff can sometimes handle a lot higher BAC's but there's not point pushing that limit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:17:46 2013 No.4797786 Female 19 5'3"/105 lbs Drank an entire gallon of everclear in 1 minute >tfw not even that drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:18:45 2013 No.4797790 the nature of these things tends to be that you don't remember. idk when i was 18 i used to drink a lot of litre bottles of vodka

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:18:45 2013 No.4797792 >>4797763 There is actually a free app for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:19:45 2013 No.4797794 >>4797790 oh and male, 6 feet tall, 180lbs

Sony Computer Entertainment of(...) Fri Sep 13 21:19:46 2013 No.4797804 [DELETED]

>>4797726

Among negative effects, I found I wrinkled a lot since I started drinking regularly. It makes sense, as alcohol depletes vitamin C.

Now I have to fix that, and that's also going to be expensive.

Among many drugs I've taken (pretty much everything from pot to crack to heroin), I also found alcohol to be the drug which had the most negative impacts on my life and also the most longlasting negative impacts onto my life.

Alcohol is the worst, and if you think some people are bad at trying to make you smoke meth, you don't know shit about the alcohol industry. It's worst than the worst drug hell you can imagine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:19:47 2013 No.4797800 >>4797735 wow that's pretty lightweight

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:20:46 2013 No.4797806 14 shots in the form of 7 doubleshots. It was flavored vodka. I'm 5'1. Got sick for an hour that night and it sucked. Surprisingly, no hangover the next day. Never did it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:21:46 2013 No.4797811 >>4797786 yeah, no

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:25:46 2013 No.4797827 >>4797804 True. Alcohol is the only recreational drug that makes you gain weight.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:27:46 2013 No.4797834

The 2nd time I ever drank I had 9 shots of gin in about 20mins or something like that (it was mixed with stuff, and I couldn't taste the gin at all)

The one time I had like... 5 shots of whiskey, 13 shots of vodka across 3 flavors and some other shit. I blacked out hard that night

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:27:46 2013 No.4797836 >>4797827 but muh ganj

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:28:46 2013 No.4797845 >>4797836 Ganj doesn't directly cause you to gain weight, but by god it sure is an indirect effect if you give into the munchies.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:28:47 2013 No.4797840

>>4797804
>>4797827
Also, when you are a heavy drunk your body brain gets used to the ethanol as a huge part of your energy source. If you try to quite cold turkey you can injure your brain because it basically starves because the switch from ethanol to normal food is too fast. So, in order to quite without harm, you have to taper off over time. Other drugs don't affect you like that when you suddenly quit them, their withdraws are merely "uncomfortable."

>>	Sony Computer Entertainment of(...) Fri Sep 13 21:29:46 2013 No.4797848 >>4797683 Also OP, I really don't think you should see it as a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:29:46 2013 No.4797849 >>4797804 I would tend to agree. Ive done a lot of drugs but nohings seems to fuck me up more then alchol l.i only like very small amout of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:31:47 2013 No.4797857 American Male, 22 drank an entire bottle of gordens gin and half of a bottle of gordens vodka within the space of five hours

>>	Sony Computer Entertainment of(...) Fri Sep 13 21:32:46 2013 No.4797860 >>4797849 What I actually do doesn't matter. My official position is that it's not good. At all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:33:46 2013 No.4797862 >>4797762 >It's foolish to think it's a science. If it was, then impairment wouldn't be calculated on BAC. this sentence gave me full blown AIDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:44:35 2013 No.4797882 >19 y/o female, 5'5, 112lbs >6 double vodka redbulls >4 jagerbombs >4 shots of tequila This was over 3 hours or so. I felt nauseous the next day but a good omelette sorted things out

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:50:22 2013 No.4797898 a bottle of everclear absorbed rectally with a 8 ball of cocaine as a chaser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 21:52:22 2013 No.4797901 >>4797898 belushi, get back in your grave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:05:38 2013 No.4797930 That I remember? a mid sized bottle of jager, a half bottle of blue curacao, a couple of beers and several large glasses of blue curacao/vodka/orange juice. f, 5'11, 135, 19 at the time. tolerance i'd say mid level.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:09:24 2013 No.4797938 Female, 27 I don't really know, there's been nights I probably had 10+ shots and nights I've had 1L of wine. I drink a lot but I don't have a super high tolerance. Liquor makes me puke really easily, so I typically stick to beer and wine these days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:09:24 2013 No.4797939 >>4797683 Asian male, was probably 23 at the time and built like a twig. My tolerance varies from time to time, but let's call it above average. The most I've ever had would probably be a 750ml bottle of Jack Daniels consumed over about 3 - 4 hours.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:11:23 2013 No.4797943

>>4797717
>I just realized I'm way too old to be fucking around on this website. It's been fun, people.

28 y/o male, 5'10, 175 lbs., and I completely agree, but am still here.

>>4797790
>the nature of these things tends to be that you don't remember

This is more of a problem with this thread than the fact that you expect people to tell the truth on 4chan.

In any case, I'm currently drunk so will try to answer honestly.

I drink at least a handle of vodka (1.75 liters) every three days, and often drink half a handle in one night.

My tolerance is so high that I seldom wake up with a hangover, but generally feel like shit everyday, have the shits, and have something close to a stabbing pain in my side most days of the week until I start drinking again (somewhere between 3:30 and 5:00).

I somehow got myself a girlfriend a year or so ago, which made me realize I black out more often than I thought. However, I haven't actually thrown up, or felt as though I was suffering from any degree of alcohol poisoning, since I was in high school (15-16).

I don't know if that answers any questions, but I feel better about myself admitting I'm an alcoholic on an anonymous image board.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:16:24 2013 No.4797953

a .75l of fireball whiskey, follow by three beers
18/m/6'0
I had just started living on my own, so I went from 120 lbs to almost 200
decided to drink, got halfway through the bottle, didnt feel anything, drank the rest
halfway through the 3rd pbr I fell off my chair
eh, sorry. that story was shit

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:16:24 2013 No.4797954

>>4797683
24 year old male
although, um, I'm transgender and hormone therapy completely destroys tolerance to basically everything but especially alcohol. Something to do with the chemistry of the liver, I dunno I'm not a scientist, I just know I get drunk now easier than I did in grade school.
The most I've drank in one night was one of the smaller bottles of kraken(are those a pint? I don't even know) and 3 or 4 jaeger shots. All I can remember is falling down a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:30:24 2013 No.4797976 >>4797683 male, 27, mesomorph, moderate to heavy tolerance 40oz of hard liquor is probably the most i've ever drank, on many occasions

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:42:23 2013 No.4798004 No idea, I usually lose count before I am even particularly drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:53:23 2013 No.4798022 11 shots female 20 y/o 135 pounds, athletic/slim German roots bruh

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 22:55:24 2013 No.4798026 I got drunk on rum for years. Half a liter was typical for a night of drinking. Did that for like 6 years. Age 20-26 or so. I'm 27 now. Male. 5' 11". 130 pounds. Pretty sure I was poisoned on a regular basis for years.

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:01:12 2013 No.4798037

Back in my heavy drinking days, I would drink a 750ml-1L of vodka and about 2-8 beers every day for weeks on end. I'd say double the amount of hard liquor for the most consumed.

M, 25, 5'11 155lbs, high tolerance. Don't bother, OP. Binge drinking starts a cycle, a really shitty one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:02:12 2013 No.4798040 A gallon and a little less than a half. I was about 25 and fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:03:12 2013 No.4798044 >>4798040 Oh, gallon and a half of beer, obviously. I puked that night, but not because I was drunk; I've been drunker. I threw up because a gallon and half is a lot of fucking liquid to have in one go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:06:12 2013 No.4798049 Biggest night was about 30 beers. Male 21 188cm 84 kg Good tolerance

Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:10:13 2013 No.4798056

I drink a lot of hard liquor, so I do not really know.

I think my worst night was when I was in Honolulu and I probably drank 1 liter of liquor over the course of 3 hours.

I would not recommend that much liquor. The last thing I remember that night was abandoning these two girls to roll my way (literally, I rolled my body along the wall because I was so drunk) to the bathroom. I do not remember anything after the bathroom and I woke up under a tree in a park with my friend laying in a pile of his own puke.

Would not recommend `drinking that much to anyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:11:13 2013 No.4798058 >>4798056 Oh yea, At the time I was a 24 year old male, 5'10" and weighed 195lbs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:14:12 2013 No.4798061 I split a handle or rum and 12 pack. I just pass out at a certain point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:21:12 2013 No.4798080 A full fifth of hard liquor tends to be my limit. If I've ever drank more I definitely don't remember. 23, m, 180lbs, tolerance of .2 gallons of hard liquor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:25:12 2013 No.4798092 2 bottles of dry white wine and 3 beers. Male, 19 at the time, thin but extremely tall, medium tolerance at the time

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 23:39:11 2013 No.4798130 >>4797683 >20 >Male >Slim build, moderate tolerance About 2/3 of a handle of vodka, about 1/5 of a fifth of 101 proof whiskey, and several beers. There is a significant chance that I had alcohol poisoning that night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:13:13 2013 No.4798217 >>4797683 12 oz of 40-50% alch. on friday and saturday, every weekend for the past somtheing or other years. Male, 25, 5'10" & 150 lbs, the tolerance of a Russian (but I'm primarily German, shit don't make sense nigga). Why am I even here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:16:13 2013 No.4798227 When I was 18-20 I could put away a 26er of whiskey or drink 20 beers. M, slim, 160 lbs. One time I was on mushrooms and drank 24 beers without really feeling the alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:17:13 2013 No.4798229 >>4798080 >.2 gallons Please learn metric.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:19:13 2013 No.4798234 >>4798229 hes not a godamn scientist, man

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:22:12 2013 No.4798239 >>4797717 I (>>4798217) know that feeling. It's weird seeing people ask this sort of shit.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:23:12 2013 No.4798242

In order:
2 vodka cherry sours,
2 gin and tonics,
1 shot of tequila,
and 2 Malibu Bay Breezes.

Yes, I'm aware that all of that mixing was a terrible idea. It was when I had no spine, and I kept drinking to keep the other person happy. Needless to say, it got all Exorcist in the restroom.

Female, 23 (at the time), somewhat heavy, tolerance is generally about average.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:26:05 2013 No.4798249 >>4798229 >>4798234 >2 gallons >hes not a godamn scientist No, he's obviously a troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:29:20 2013 No.4798252 >>4798242 mixing liquor with liquor isn't that bad. it when you star gulping harder stuff like those beers you had earlier that you get problems

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:37:19 2013 No.4798269 Bottle o wine and two beers in about 5 hours >21 >5'10 >140

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:40:21 2013 No.4798276 >>4797712 >mixing absinthe with Baileys why

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:50:20 2013 No.4798305 18, 6'1, 170lbs 3 beers (6%) 2 other mixed things with spirits and coke or whatever in them then i lost a game of kings and drank a bowl of mixed alcohol then i had an asian midget bar tender pour wine in my mouth for 20 or so second

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 00:51:20 2013 No.4798309

One liter of vodka with ice cubes.
Roughly half a liter of whiskey.

Vaguely remember hitting the dance floor like a maniac, flagging down a taxi while standing in the middle of the road.

Woke up the day after with fucking sore side and a broken toilet, apparently I feel on the cistern and broke it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 01:03:21 2013 No.4798338 >>4797683 20M 350lb (at the time) 500-600ml of 80 proof vodka. That shit knocked me out. I don't know there's people on here who say they've done 1L.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 01:17:21 2013 No.4798360 I don't remember how much I drank when I got alcohol poisoning, but second most was probably 7 40ozs in one night. Male, 19, 5'8", 140, pretty high tolerance at the time. Woke up still extremely drunk and covered in puke

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:02:25 2013 No.4798450 A liter of Jack Daniels, and probably 3-5 beers. German/Irish 6'4" 200lbs Never had a hangover in my life, but still got wasted enough to do dumb shit. Captcha is cultivate coeeds, and cultivate them I did.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:12:25 2013 No.4798476

A bit over 5'
230lbs
Penis.

New years eve, 2010
>2 guiness
>1 sam adams
>1 'old axle grease'
>1 glass of mead
>two goblets of Gulden Draak
I've never been so goddamn shitfaced in my entire life. I think I sexually molested my friend that night, but he never wanted to talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:12:25 2013 No.4798478 File: 66 KB, 500x468, Gulden-Draak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4798476 Mmm fuck yea Gulden Draak

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:18:24 2013 No.4798493

Male
21
Very small build. (5'4" and 115 lbs.)
Absurdly low tolerance (I can stretch out one 4 Loko over the course of an entire night, and it'll keep me fucked up from 7 PM to 2 AM.)
1 bottle of MD 20/20, which I threw up like, 20 minutes after drinking. (It was the first thing I ever drank, and, being so inexperienced, when I didn't feel overwhelmingly shitfaced after a few sips, I concluded that I was immune to alcohol and swallowed the entire bottle. 2 day hangover.)

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:33:26 2013 No.4798536

Lets see, few weeks ago was a new low.
>3 Erdinger 0.5l
>8 bottles of beer
>2 shots of cointreau
Then we went to a bar
>about 15 more beers I guess
>two rounds of shots

Was pretty drunk, still managed to get blown and came though, something I was hella proud of at the moment

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:36:26 2013 No.4798542 >>4798536 Oh, and m/24/1m87/83kg That's 6'3" 160lbs or something for you subhumans

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:38:26 2013 No.4798546 240 ounces of beer male 21 light/medium build and tolerance

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:39:25 2013 No.4798551 >>4797683 6'1 20 90kg Male High tolerance Some New Years party at a friends house. >700mL bottle of cheap vodka >10 or so Standard drinks from other sources

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:39:25 2013 No.4798554 >>4798309 24 at the time, around 75kg, male, norwegian. Nowadays I barely touch alcohol, working the door at a pub swore me off bing drinking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:41:25 2013 No.4798557 1.75 of Captain Morgan 100. Was not hungover, but I did have one irritated stomach lining. Was on prescription Prilosec for weeks lowering my acids enough so my guts could heal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:42:25 2013 No.4798560 >>4797683 probably 1/3 bottle of vodka and half a small tap of 4l beer

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:51:29 2013 No.4798582 >>4798476 >5' >230 lbs >sexual molestation >extremely shitfaced holy shit you are literally the last person I would ever want to be friends with

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:53:25 2013 No.4798591 >>4798276 I was absolutely smashed and thought it would be interesting. It was weird because the absinthe just kind of sat at the top with the Baileys at the bottom - wasn't expecting that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:55:24 2013 No.4798594 >Male >17 >6'3" >190 lbs >good tolerance i guess 1.3 liters of whiskey and 10 beer or 23 beer over the course of a night (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 02:58:25 2013 No.4798599

Either 1L of vodka in a night, or 4L of wine in a night.
22 years, stocky, [alcohol] lightweight.

Had fucking miserable hangovers for both, was out of commission for at least 24hrs, barfed after being awake for awhile with the wine.
As a side note: My first blackout (maybe 6 months before these) was WAY less liquor, yet it was the only time I've blacked out ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 03:04:26 2013 No.4798609 >>4798229 I know it's a little late to bother calling you a retard, but a 750ml bottle of liquor is called a "fifth" because it's a fifth of a gallon. On the off chance that you see this post, please reconsider being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 03:25:25 2013 No.4798642 >>4798594 What a sucker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 04:04:06 2013 No.4798673 >>4798594 Mods comfirmed for butt-hurt manlet RIP fellow tallbro

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 04:11:06 2013 No.4798681 >>4798594 What's up with the bans lately?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 04:51:06 2013 No.4798712 >>4798594 no reason for that to be a public ban, bruh don't make a show out of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 05:25:56 2013 No.4798748 File: 118 KB, 285x360, animal_house.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5'9" 190 1 gallon of Bacardi rum

>>	I Swear I'm American !!EhGQ1wpZQ/F Sat Sep 14 05:27:56 2013 No.4798750 M, 19, 6', 165, tolerance is pretty good Started at like noon and i drank 30 beers by 2 am.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 05:58:01 2013 No.4798779

>>4797683
got most of the drinking binges out while I was 15-17. Pretty fat dude I was back then ~90kg and ~170cm.

Once, on the 23rd of December, I went on a binge with a friend. He didn't like Sambucca, so I emptied the bottle myself in about 2 hours. We drank beer at his during all that time, around 4-5 each. After we went into the city in a pub. IIRC just 3-4 additional beers and ~4 vodka or tequila shots.
After that, went on my way, puked and fell asleep (or unconscious) in front of our house.

Skipped school with a friend once, his family got a farm and they weren't home. Went there, started drinking (and eating oh so good food). During the day we just drank a few beers around 8 each and watched movies, played some CS, and so on. After that, we got ready to leave, we were gonna meet up with our other friends in the city, a ~40 minute train ride away. For that 40 minute ride, he got a 6 pack, I mixed myself a bottle of vodka with orange juice coming together at around 2l. Both things were gone after the ride. met up and 'started' partying - 2-3 beers, a few mixers, a few shots.
It was raining and it seems I tried to walk home, but couldn't walk, so I tried to crawl home, until a friend of mine got me a taxi.

just for you to be sure:
beer always equals 0,5l
bottle always equals 0,75l.
shots always 4cl.
mixers always 0,33l.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:18:59 2013 No.4798791 Surely if you can actually remember how much you had it wasn't all that much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:21:00 2013 No.4798800 >>4798594 this post could have meant when he was 17, not that hes 17 now

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:37:34 2013 No.4798810 male, 25, 4'9 320 pounds, extremelly high tollerance drank 2L of 60% rum and polished it off with 13 beers

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:39:05 2013 No.4798811 70cl gordons gin Male 19 Auschwitz build I'm not sure if I finished the bottle or I dropped it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:40:05 2013 No.4798812 File: 15 KB, 456x456, 1374430242848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4798594 Today is a great day. But ever thought he may be saying he was 17 when he drank it? not 17 now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:40:05 2013 No.4798813 File: 7 KB, 215x160, sht.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4798810 >4'9 320 pounds

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:42:04 2013 No.4798815 >>4798813 fuck you asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:48:05 2013 No.4798824 >>4798779 Why the fuck did you use cl and decimal litres at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 06:56:04 2013 No.4798830 >>4798824 I worked in a bar, so I always handle shots in cl, that's pretty much why, I think

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 08:52:14 2013 No.4798925

>inb4 underaged b& haven't improved my record so just posting the old one

16 yrs old, 176lbs 6'2, five jaeger shots, five vodka shots, three beers, three tequila shots, 0.5l of vodka in the time of 2 hours was enough to black me out and keep drunk for two days straight

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 08:55:16 2013 No.4798934 >>4798810 >My chair has a max weight of 250lbs >you will break my chair if you sit in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 09:00:14 2013 No.4798945 >>4798815 Not who yer replying to, but you're what 75% bodyfat? Get off the couch and eat some vegetables you fatty fatty boombalatty.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 09:07:16 2013 No.4798956

male. At the time I was 20. I'm Auschwitz mode, but have really good Scandinavian alcoholic genes.

Then I had one bottle of Absolute and 4 beer. The vodka was 40%, one liter. The beer were 4.8%, 40 CL. It was during one day with a pal in his yard.

We were sitting down the entire time, and I didn't notice how much of an effect it had on me until I tried to stand up. It wasn't possible. My legs couldn't possibly even begin to work. I probably should have called for an ambulance. Instead I passed out there in the yard for some 5 hours. I forced myself to puke, then a bird ate my vomit. That was hilarious.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 11:19:52 2013 No.4799081

>>4798956
Man it's insane how much you can drink if you just remain seated.
Hits you like a ton of bricks when you get up to take a piss or something, though.
I'm not sure what the most I ever had is, but I blanked the fuck out for the first time at my high school's intro party.
Now my tolerance has increased quite a bit, though. Dem Scandinavian jeens indeed maaain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 11:35:52 2013 No.4799100 >>4798815 You must literally be the shape of a beach ball. Please post a pic of yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 11:41:32 2013 No.4799105 I'm 20 years old 6 feet and 3 inches at 180 pounds. I usually drink 7 six packs at a time(15.9%) and finish it off with 5 tequila bottles its not really a big deal unless your lightweight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 11:51:01 2013 No.4799122 I get shit drunk from very little alcohol. I laugh at all the fags who have to spend a fortune just to get what costs me practically nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:00:01 2013 No.4799134 >>4799122 >being proud of being a lightweight laughingwhores.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:05:01 2013 No.4799139 >>4797683 ~2 30 racks of beer. Probably bud light. M was 21 ~190-200 pounds pretty muscled up Had gotten back from Afghanistan and been drinking constantly for a while, so tolerance was on the up.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:16:03 2013 No.4799154

when i was younger i used to drink heavily four times a week, more or less

now im on incredibly heavy medication i cant do it anymore

i can do a handle of 40% or so liquor, or about 12 cans of beer. i'm on antihistamines and they seriously rape your tolerance, not counting all the other pills i have to take.

i hate to be that asshole to bring it up in an alcohol thread, but weed is cheaper and better for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:18:02 2013 No.4799156 >>4799134 >Efficiency is bad Although tolerance of a poison is manly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:19:00 2013 No.4799157 4 pints of cider 4 cocktails (varied) 1 pitcher of misc drink 1 jagerbomb 5"4, female, 105lbs, 18 at the time I was a disgrace and brought shame to my clan- but I remember everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:21:01 2013 No.4799161 i was about 22 & roughly 210lbs when i drank 21 beers in one night

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:24:01 2013 No.4799163 >>4799156 >not being able to take periodic shots with your buddies because you can't hold your liquor You are unable to fully experience the community of drinking and bar culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:27:50 2013 No.4799171 >>4799163 Not the 'lightweight' guy. I'll do about half a bottle of rum/whiskey in a night with beers mixed in. I was just saying that it would be nice to be able to get drunk for cheap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:29:51 2013 No.4799174 File: 481 KB, 499x315, 1374286634519.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4799154 How much do you pay for weed?

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 15:38:34 2013 No.4799545

About 1000 mL's of rum while hanging with friends around a fire at home. Male, 23 weighed around 200 at the time. Supposedly my friends and I went out to the bar after that and I had a beer or two. Don't remember even going out. Friends said I whipped my dick out and pissed on the bar wall. Only time I have ever blacked out

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 15:46:33 2013 No.4799565

>Male
>24
>Pretty fat, but I don't waddle or breath heavy
>I think I have a pretty good tolerance, higher than any of my friends for sure.

It was at a party a few months ago. The people who lived at the house we were partying in made this drink they called the "inception". It was a contraption that when you took one drink, it dropped a shot into another drink, then when you took that drink, dropped another shot into a different drink. Total of 3 shots each. I have 3 of those in a couple hours, then we decided it was a good idea to walk down to the store to get some beer. So I came back with a two 6-packs and proceeded to drink 8 beers in a couple more hours.

I got pretty damn drunk, more so than I normally do when I drink. Didn't puke though...but I did sleep in my car till I wasn't drunk.

That Guy !!3F68Vxi4Ef5 Sat Sep 14 15:47:34 2013 No.4799571
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>>4797683
Let's see here.
>1 dog food can's amount of straight whiskey
>17 shots of amaretto
>maybe 5 shots of Sailor Jerry
>2 cups of tea that had been spiked with rum

In the span of about 4 hours. At the time I was 21, 5'9" and 180 pounds. Should be noted that was the one and only time I've vomited from drinking.

Wasteland was a hell of a time.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 15:55:34 2013 No.4799592

Pale end of the human spectrum of brown, tall and muscular, 220, 22 years old then.
Eight beers, four mimosas, four glasses of wine, two whiskey sours, a shot of apple pucker, and two long island iced teas over the course of eight crazy hours. I'm 24 now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 15:56:33 2013 No.4799594 >>4797786 1/10 made me respond

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 15:59:35 2013 No.4799600 Fifth of canadian mist by myself Then another time a 15 pack of stroh's on my own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 16:00:34 2013 No.4799603 >>4799600 Forgot info 22 male 250 pounds

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 16:00:34 2013 No.4799604 File: 43 KB, 410x682, STROH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4799600 I always forget that Stroh's are a beer too.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 16:03:34 2013 No.4799615 [DELETED]

age 17
height 5 foot 10
weight 120-125 lbs
tolerance drink on occasion

most i've ever drank was about 4/10th of a bottle of rum, and my buddy who was heavier at the time drank the other 6/10th. we were really drunk, but not "get naked and steal a tractor" drunk.

he woke up with a hangover, and i woke up fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 16:04:34 2013 No.4799617 I drank six Mai Tais (each 0.65 l) in one hour No idea which recipe though Oh yeah I was 17 at that time, male, 90 kg, 1.80 metres. my friends say I have a high tolerance

Shopping on a budget Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:43:58 2013 No.4799871 [DELETED]

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I moved into my own place and have been getting accustomed to total independence over the last couple weeks.

I'm still having problems planning, cooking, and budgeting meals. Do you guys plan meals for the week ahead of time or just improvise or shop every day?

My allowance is $300 a week for food, so not enough to eat out everyday, which is what I'm used to. Should I shop for the week or what?

Thanks /ck/, I appreciate any helpful advice

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:31:00 2013 No.4800079 >>4799545 >About 1000 mL's of rum Why can't you just say 1 liter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:43:58 2013 No.4800237 >>4799604 Well if it were 15 bottles of Stroh 80 he would have gone to a better place.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 20:51:40 2013 No.4800347

12 double shots of Captain Morgan.

I was 18 at the time, 5 2", 140 pound girl.

First time I ever drank (didn't understand the concept of pacing myself yet). I got super sloppy, but did not black out. Its been 5 years and I've never even come /close/ to that shit again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:10:41 2013 No.4800385 This past weekend I drank half a fifth of vodka in ~4 hours. I was making moscow mules. I managed to not yak all night, but then proceeded to get a very, very bad cold all this week.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:11:39 2013 No.4800388

11 drinks. Comprising of gin & tonics, beers, shots of rum, and Jack & Cokes in a span of 3 hours. I think I was 120lbs 5'10" a the time. Paki/Indian.

I have a terrible tolerance, but it works out in my favour because alcohol is expensive as hell in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:11:39 2013 No.4800389 This past weekend I drank half a fifth of vodka in ~4 hours. I was making moscow mules. I managed to not yak all night, but then proceeded to get a very, very bad cold all this week. 6'4" Male 165lbs

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:23:40 2013 No.4800415 >>4800389 Or I did kill an entire box of wine in one marathon night. Blacked out around 9pm, went to bed at 1am. Woke up UNDER my fitted sheet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 22:24:20 2013 No.4800556 3 shots of absinthe at once (70%) 180cm, 65kg, female - translation: tall and normal weight, tending to skinny. Puked a lot, passed out

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 22:33:05 2013 No.4800585 Mixed (black and puerto rican) female, 5'2, 145lbs. 25 years old. Two to three shots of vodka or gin will do the trick. I drink pretty daily.

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 02:51:27 2013 No.4801219
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Female, 22 (at the time), 5'3, 127 lbs.

4 glasses of red wine
3 glasses of white wine
3 tequila shots
3 porn stars
2 rum and cokes
1 jaeger bomb
1 gin and tonic

I was fine, but the hangover was fierce.

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 03:02:26 2013 No.4801233

A couple years ago, my roommate had invited some white bitches over to drink/party. He did not clear this with me. I did not want loud, drunken white bitches in my house all night. They'd brought a fifth of Stoli, which I promptly chugged in front of them, then told them to get the fuck out. I passed out. Never saw any of them again, good riddance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 03:03:27 2013 No.4801236 >>4801233 male, 19, 155, 5'11''

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 08:02:19 2013 No.4801621

>>4797683
An entire 5th of cheap whisky.
I got off of work and a Friday night. Started my 1 week vacation. Grabbed my whisky opened it and drank about 2 shots worth. I started fucking around on the PC and sipping it. Two hours later I said to my self. "I am not drunk enough yet" So a drank about one third of the bottle at once. I didn't notice anything really happen to me. After about an hour of "sipping" down the whisky, I notice the bottle was empty.
This is where the adventure begins.
So I go to move, and nearly fall out of my chair. I find I can't sit up strait at all. I said to my self fuck, I have to piss and the I can't get up let alone down the hallway. So I get the bright idea to just roll the chair back, yes this will allow me to get up. Nope I rolled it so hard I fell over. Fortunately I didn't get hurt, so then the next hurdle. Getting up to the bathroom. I tried to stand but that went absolutely no where. So I figured I would crawl there. So I fiddled with the door handle for 1 minute I would guess. I start crawling down the hall. I get to the bathroom, fiddle with that door handle. Then the next and biggest obstacle. Pissing. So I stare at the toilet setting on my ass wobbling all about. So I get the bright idea to just sit on my knees and life the seat and piss. Well my balls landed in the toilet water and the cold water shocked me and I pissed all over the bathroom. The next thing I remember was waking up because my wife came in, and the door hit me in the head. I woke up with my pants off. She walked me to my bed and I woke drunk later that day.
Sex male
Age 26
Build Ripped fat
Tolerance normally high but this fucked me up bad. No hang over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 08:12:12 2013 No.4801634 >>4801233 None of this ever happened.

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 08:30:12 2013 No.4801648

>>4797683
Two fifths of scotch in a day. Male, mid twenties, endomorph (see fat), Slav

I was on steroids at the time for the most serious case of poison ivy I've ever suffered; I was actually bed-ridden. Steroids make you feel so goddamn awesome. I could eat and drink more than I ever have in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 08:42:12 2013 No.4801662 I have extremely high tolerance. It's a problem for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 09:38:49 2013 No.4801707 >>4801634 Oh, if only... fucking fustilugs, trollybags 'n all, the lot. Yourself included, of course.

Racist Transethnic Transgender(...) Sun Sep 15 09:42:48 2013 No.4801712

>>4797683
about 1/3 a bottle of everclear followed by a bottle of grey goose

shit was fun until i woke up sunday afternoon next to the toilet. the rest of that day was just flickers of me vomitting, then passing out, then vomiting some more.

only time that's ever happened to me

i am a 22 year old white male. high tolerance, 6'2" 330 pounds

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 10:02:47 2013 No.4801728 Unless you're drinking alone with a bottle... how are you to keep track? Most I've ever counted was 6 shots, then we slowed down and just drank. I've blacked out 4-5 times in my life and that's the best I can give you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 16:22:52 2013 No.4802853 >>4801728 Quesstimation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 16:24:52 2013 No.4802860 >>4801712 You don't have to lie, namefag.

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 16:53:51 2013 No.4802949
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I drank a bottle of vodka and probably half a bottle of mead once, never again, I felt fucking awful for days. I'm also the sort of person who could drink half a bottle of vodka and still function fine, but I had waaay too much. I'm also the sort of person who gets only mild hangovers normally, I feel slightly nauseated for a few hours upon waking, that's it.

I was 18
Tallish, I must be 6'2' or 6'3' perhaps slightly more
Weighed about 100 kilos then, 77 now (Feels good man)
At the time I was pretty tolerant towards alcohol, I drank quite frequently. I don't so much anymore, only get drunk once every few weeks at best. (I'm nearly 20 now)

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 17:24:58 2013 No.4803072

bottle of jameson, 1 40oz of Steel Reserve, 2 smirnoff ices.

Male, 24, 220lbs - weightlifter. Caucasian. Expensive tolerance. Woke up the next day with a hangover. Forced a short run and vomitted then SSS'd my way back to relatively high spirits. Haven't really stopped drinking since graduation - relatively functional alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 17:57:15 2013 No.4803202 A few years ago I had around a pint of beer, a few shots of tequila, a 7-and-7, and a couple glasses of champagne. I got pretty drunk, but I didn't black out or puke. Yes I'm a lightweight compared to most people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 04:41:20 2013 No.4804535 I once had a whole bottle of whisky. It wasn't a nice night. My first real binge after turning 18. Male, 18, 6ft, not very tolerant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 04:45:20 2013 No.4804540 >>4804535 I should add that I have an average build, and I don't get hangovers. Even from portm, which is meant to be pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 04:51:21 2013 No.4804549 5 pints of 5% Ale and 3 bottles of wine or a bottle and a half of 75cl vodka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:03:32 2013 No.4804615 >>4797712 >mixing beer with baileys >mixing any gaseous drink with baileys at your own risks

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:08:33 2013 No.4804618

Last weekend, the roommate and I get nicely trashed on a 26 of vodka at home, then had a couple pitchers of beer and a few shots of tequila at the bar. Not bad, mind you, no falling over or throwing up, just came home once the bar closed and played some Twisted Metal Black on the PS3/

30 M, been drinking for a while now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:13:04 2013 No.4804621 >>4804615 >gaseous drink The word is "carbonated".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:15:05 2013 No.4804623 >>4804621 >implying Spanish for a carbonated beverage isn't "gaseosa" Check your privilege :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:18:04 2013 No.4804627 >>4804623 >implying this is a Spanish speaking board

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:31:50 2013 No.4804637 >>4804627 Filthy dumb prescriptivist scum, gaseous makes sense.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:32:50 2013 No.4804640

24oz of vodka.

I was 15 at the time, and we were just learning about alcohol. I figured out that for my height and weight, 12oz should be enough to get me pretty shitfaced without throwing up(I was pretty fat at the time). What I didn't know was that the shot glass that I grabbed from my parents cabinet was actually a double shotglass.

Needless to say, vomitting commenced.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:36:50 2013 No.4804644

>>4797683
I was 21, 6'3" and 280lbs at the time. I had a couple of beers (punk IPA 5.6% 2*330ml) around 9pm before cracking on to the vodka, had the full bottle (700ml 37.5% tesco value) and roughly half a bottle disarrona amaretto (~350ml 28%?)

I don't remember anything after about 12, threw up everywhere and passed out. It was too much, but since I threw it up I guess we'll never know if it was poisonous enough to do me in.

I felt great the next day, best nights sleep I'd had in a while. My friends had removed my clothes when I passed out, put me in the shower to clean me up and washed/tumble dried my clothes. I'm now 25 and 200lbs and only drink very rarely, also I don't need much any more to get jolly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:42:52 2013 No.4804650 Around 1/3 to just less than 1/2 bottle of everclear...was 6'0", 230 at the time and had a fairly high tolerance...wouldn't recommend that to anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 07:11:52 2013 No.4804664 Male, 22, 145lbs 6'1" 24 drinks in 4 hours Mostly rum+coke but with some shots thrown in. Remembered leaving the bar (barely) and teleporting to the crew team's house

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 07:37:53 2013 No.4804682

Male, 18, 6'0" and about 160/170lbs? (At the time)

2 bottles of wine, 5 rum and cokes, a bottle of cider and a shot of vodka in 2 hours. I guess I'm not really that tolerant but I don't really know.
I threw up twice after having the shot of vodka and passed out on my friend's sofa, yet I still have a good memory of the night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 08:12:57 2013 No.4804726 >>4797730 The only legitimate answer

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 08:41:45 2013 No.4804769

Male, 19 (at the time), very skinny some might even say anorexic, no tolerance... I usually drunk one standard drink every few months.

I had about 4.5 shots of Absinthe within the space of one hour. I felt dizzy after the second shot. After the fourth I thought I was dying. I was completely in another world and blacking out. My friends bundled me into a strange car at some point and took me to my house. There I tried to go to bed and woke up in a puddle of my own vomit. The next morning I continued to vomit, my stomach was cramped, I was dehydrated and feeling like suicide.

This experience led me to never drink alcohol again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 09:28:35 2013 No.4804821 ~6'2", 220 pounds I don't binge drink quickly, as I'll just get dizzy and feel ill and puke that way. But, around 20 standard glasses over the course of a day. say about 10x 6% 33cl, 10x 30% 8cl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 09:34:09 2013 No.4804842 >>4804821 Also, most people have a tolerance of about 2-3 standard glasses per hour. Some people don't throw up, for them it's bad news to drink too much... A friend of mine threw up in a girl he had a crush ons sleeping bag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 13:42:33 2013 No.4805185 I'm white as all hell, but my dad's half japanese and gave me the asian-glow gene. I pull back 2 shots in a row, and I'm straight up wasted. But I can do like 25 shots of 80 proof over the course of 8 hours fine. 20 atm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 13:54:33 2013 No.4805216 >>4804842 When I was 18 I drank a shit ton of everclear and threw up all over my crush's front door and garden..I felt bad that she had to clean it up. I then took a 10 minute piss and passed out on her couch. I think I made a good impression.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:01:34 2013 No.4805240

Male, 200lbs, white, mid-tollerance (a couple beers/some wine isn't going to get me, but the hard stuff hits).

I was 19, I think. Just getting into drinking. I went to a party with some friends and had maybe 6 shots of vodka right off the bat. Hadn't eaten all day either, because I was sleeping off a cold. After the vodka I had 3 beers, then some whiskey and after that I blacked the fuck out.

Intermittent memories of that night (after blacking out) include: more drinking, karaoke despite there being no background music, throwing up, more throwing up, and getting dumped into my back yard by my friends because I couldn't get my key out.

The next morning, being awoken by the intense sunlight, I vomited. And then I spent the entirety of the day wanting to die, in between more vomiting.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:17:35 2013 No.4805288

Male, 6"5 100-105kg 24 at the time

Some Finnish or polish dudes were at my local casino promoting online slot machines in Australia.

I started chatting to one of them and I ended up drinking with them for 4 hours.

The bar wasn't allowed to serve shots and had to serve us whatever but on the rocks. I think it was about 30mls per glass I'm not really sure.

Anyway these guys were really nice and after we got chatting they offered a free drink, and another and another and another etc until over the course of 3 hours I had 750ml of vodka and 1 shot of tequila (they had never had it) and then right before we left a cider and a BLT right as the kitchen was closing.

I never fucking drink, like ever. This was the 4th time I had even had alcohol as I purely don't enjoy the effect of being drunk. But I didn't want to be rude and accepted every single drink I was offered.

I didn't have to go to hospital but my friend (who recalls all these details for me) had to get the casino security guards to get me out of the toilet stalls because I was yelling "help I'm stuck" and couldn't get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:19:34 2013 No.4805606 21 oz of whiskey in about 90 minutes (I was 15 at the time, 21 now). I blacked out, don't remember getting home that night. Male, 5'11" ~135 lbs, slightly above average tolerance (compared to everyone I drink with except aboriginal Canadians).

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:07:28 2013 No.4805937

Would like to say about 750ml of 80 proof / 40% alcohol content vodka which was consumed in about 45 minutes. Then around 2-4 beers with 4% alcohol content. Was near blackout drunk. Could still function and walk but just barely. Also I didn't vomit the whole night.

Male. About 20 at the time. It was during a bulk so I had a good amount of muscle but my bf was around 20%. My tolerance is high.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:23:28 2013 No.4805988 23, Male 5'8, 155 lbs Average tolerance Had six 12% beers (10oz servings each) and then a pint of 8% beer. I woke up at the hospital, where they told me I was on the ground hugging the curb. Cuts errywhere. Not my finest hour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 18:50:32 2013 No.4806080 750l gin, male, 20, skinny, low tolerance

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 14:03:43 2013 No.4807900

8 high ABV beers, and I think 6 or 7 shots' worth of hard alcohol

I blacked out for 4 hours, locked myself in a bathroom, threw up, and got naked and passed out on the floor. Guy at the party who was an EMT had to wake me up

5'9", 180lbs guy, 23, reasonable tolerance

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 14:07:40 2013 No.4807918 >>4807900 That or a whole 750 of Jameson I've had my moments

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 23:20:01 2013 No.4809012 File: 54 KB, 600x450, hamster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An entire can of beer. Totes blacked out. I am a hamster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 23:23:59 2013 No.4809016 >>4797683 >What's the most alcohol you've ever drank at one time I don't remember

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 23:26:59 2013 No.4809020 So edgy, OP.

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 23:51:58 2013 No.4809071

Male, 19, 150lbs, moderate tolerance
My personal best was either 13 shots of jager and a few strong cups of grey goose and grapefruit juice or 8 cups of some wicked strong jungle juice and a shot or two of whiskey. Don't remember shit of the night after the last cup of jungle juice but I know I didn't drink anymore after I blacked out since I polished off the rest of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 23:55:58 2013 No.4809081 File: 7 KB, 320x240, goonbag2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I drunk a full 4 litre one of these when I was 16. Did not end well at all, but at least I didn't have to get hospitalised.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 10:23:01 2013 No.4809888 >>4804640 You could have just eyeballed the bottle, given you only wanted to drink half. I mean, if you were drinking doubles, you'd have still noticed it not adding up to amount of fl oz to a double shot glass, to the 12 oz missing from the vodka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 14:28:19 2013 No.4810292 i think i was 18 at the time, im around 120lbs and i think i had around 4 beers and 4 meads. is it weird that i can remember everything better when im drunk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 14:47:21 2013 No.4810324 I remember having like 8 beers and losing count of shots one night, I'm 5'9" and 125 pounds, was 21 at the time, I'm a lightweight, so I was pretty drunk, didn't puke or anything though, just ended up apologizing profusely, but I do that sober too.

Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:15:51 2013 No.4810940

>male
>20
>super-slender, 6'+ and <150lb
A 22oz bottle of Arrogant Bastard, 3 or 4 bottles of IPA, a few mouthfuls of champagne, and a few swigs of liquor from other people's bottles. I was a little groggy the next day, but damn that was fun pledge night.

Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:21:54 2013 No.4810953

>>4797683
Usually once I get past a certain point I can't remember how much I drank... But a couple weeks ago I know I had like 7 or 8 cocktails at a bar (mostly Black Russians) and somehow I wasn't even hungover the next day. 24, about 5'7", probably 120-140 lbs (haven't weighed myself in years)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:22:52 2013 No.4810958 >>4810953 Forgot to mention this too, a couple years ago I sat down alone and just started doing shots of vodka while playing vidya. I think I got to something like 24 or 25 shots over the course of a few hours before I decided I better quit.

Anonymous Thu Sep 19 21:45:38 2013 No.4813464

Full bottle of red wine (17%). 500ml bottle of Cointreau (40%). 3 ciders (4%?). Errr, a glass of rose too. Within 4 hours. Wasn't ill but rather drunk.

Full 700ml bottle of Southern Comfort (40%) + 2 plastic cups of vodka (40%) within an hour. Passed out.

White british, male, 19, 6ft. 12st 3lb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 21:54:42 2013 No.4813488 >>4797709 >135 lbs >average Yeah, okay.

Anonymous Thu Sep 19 21:55:39 2013 No.4813491
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17, male, about 125 lb and I never drink (meaning months between)

Was being stupid with friends and we all lost track of how much we were drinking. Took about ten shots in the space of an hour, smoked a joint blacked out, lost conciousness and puked on the floor. luckily I was on my side. Woke up in a puddle of my own puke.

Or maybe this night when I was flirting with this guy, was sitting on his lap pounding a bottle of whiskey that was getting passed around while not paying any attention to what was going on because I was drunk and real into him. blacked out, spent the entire next day puking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 21:57:41 2013 No.4813495 >>4813488 shut up autist

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:00:40 2013 No.4813506 >>4813491 How long ago was that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:08:39 2013 No.4813518 >>4813488 why wife is 5'2" and 155 very athletic she's got a little muffintop though since she keeps cheating on her diet

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:10:39 2013 No.4813521 >>4813506 halfa year maybe... like last winter

Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:21:39 2013 No.4813539

Three beers and a few shots of tequila, I nearly puked and ended up sitting still in a corner for an hour trying not to embarrass myself publicly. Really fun night...

I was a seventeen year-old female, weighing 86 lbs at five feet four inches. I get drunk after a shot or two.

So hard.

Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:27:38 2013 No.4813546

Was ~35, drank 3 "fifths" of 80 proof vodka. In liters it would be 3 x 750ml so 2.25 liters.

If you've had the misfortune to be a chronic drinker, you understand how insomnia works. Had 2 fifths day before, went to bed at 2 and woke up at 4:30 after I clamped down on my tongue with my back molars (always got the muscle jerks in jaw and arms/legs) and couldn't sleep after, so I started up again. Took me until about 9pm to finish the 3rd fifth.

Without a tolerance that would certainly kill a person from respiratory failure. I'd been at it for several years tho. Had a mild buzz for 2 hours after I started on the 2nd one, then pretty much a hazy forgetfulness for the rest of the evening. At that time I would never remember anything past 1.5 fifths, so I would get the liquor store receipt and compare what was left of it to what I purchased otherwise I would have no clue.

The side effects of that were that all the other bodily shit you suffer with when you're a chronic drinker was amplified. I couldn't eat for 2 days after, and for rest of week when I did eat, fingers randomly jerking to the point I couldn't use a keyboard, think I may have only pissed twice over those two days, then for about 3 or 4 days I had a unique side effect I'd never seen. I was moderately delirious the entire time, but time it was combined with being overcome with sleepiness from 12-6. Either symptom by itself would have been manageable, but with those combined I was almost completely incapacitated. I should have feigned illness and had someone pick me up from work, but I couldn't put together enough mental clarity to even make the call. Instead, I hid in the corner of an empty office in a near panic realizing I'd forgot how to think.

Shitty part is, the withdrawal symptoms come every evening rain or shine, and the severity is proportional to how much you had the night before. Took 2 fifths to slow the shakes/jerks enough to get to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:02:49 2013 No.4815433 >Azn fem >22 >5'5 >140 lbs 5 glasses of wine at winebar Within 2 hour period With cheese, fruit, jams, and breads Was buzzed and able to hold composure [usually don't drink this much but bf kept ordering. I think he wanted anal]

Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:13:49 2013 No.4815456
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One time slammed a bottle of Goldschlager with my good Christian friends Gf's roommate at a very Christian saturated party, in like....30 minutes. We both got uncontrollably shitty and ended up in her room with the door locked, soon fornicating very very loudly. So loudly that everyone at the place left, leaving me, the girl, my good friend and his GF there. They retired to their quarters and eventually banged on our door. Apparently we had been fucking, hooting and screaming for over two hours and were the reason everybody went home. I tried to fight him and they wisely left to go to his GF's apartment for the night. I don't know what the fuck we did after that but I hurt and sore like hell in the morning and threw down fully for the pill. Had some rude voicemails in the morning from my friends gf about the noise.

I think she might have been jealous of the D.

Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:16:49 2013 No.4815460

5'10'' 160 lbs Male

I've had a BAC of 0.38 and did not have alcohol poisoning. There's really no telling how much I drank..

There's plenty of wishy wash about the maximum BAC a person can have, but really it's all speculation. People have had 0.60 BAC's and are still living to tell the tales. People that drink heavily every night and on the weekends will obviously have higher tolerances. It also heavily depends on how fast you drink the alcohol.

I can probably drink about 7-8 5% beers in an hour and be drunk but not wasted.

Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:24:48 2013 No.4815471

>>4797762
>It's foolish to think it's a science
It IS a science though.

>not doing everything this guy said
>>4797724

Do you even realize OP, that the reason this guy and I think you're retarded is only because you made that "calculate maximum alcohol consumption" comment? If you just said you wanted to know how much we've had to drink for the sake of curiosity, that's fine. But that's not what you said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:26:49 2013 No.4815475 File: 72 KB, 542x542, 1377445011515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4797786 1/10 made me sage

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:27:49 2013 No.4815476 >>4813491 link? (to bag-eating sound)

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:28:49 2013 No.4815477 >>4815475 2/10 Made me tell you you didn't sage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:29:49 2013 No.4815478 >>4813491 FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 23:52:52 2013 No.4815522 File: 1.47 MB, 320x240, 1370209976594.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4815477 8/10 Thou art truly a watchman among harlots

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