/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4791990]

I crown thee king of hot sauces

[Anonymous No.4791996]

>>4791990

I dethrone you with the first post

[Anonymous No.4791999]

beep beep
true king coming through

[Anonymous No.4792001]

cholula motherfucker

[Anonymous No.4792017]

>>4791990
That doesn't look like mango habanero

[Anonymous No.4792028]

Step aside peasants. The real deal is here.

[Anonymous No.4792033]

>>4792017
>>4792028

0/10

[Anonymous No.4792042]

>>4792033
I actually wasn't trolling. Tabasco is a quality sauce.

[Anonymous No.4792047]

>>4791990
more like botanero sauces, right.
That's for chips and fruits

[Anonymous No.4792055]

>>4792028
I prefer my hot sauces to not taste like expired vinegar, thanks.

[Anonymous No.4792059]

>>4792055
And I prefer my hot sauces not to taste like sugar and dick, thanks.

[Anonymous No.4792060]

>>4792055
>expired vinegar
So you don't know how food works, do you?

[Anonymous No.4792065]

>>4792055
I prefer hot sauce over hipster ketchup.

[Anonymous No.4792064]

>>4792060
No, I'm just a cook. Looks like you didn't realize that it was a joke.

[Anonymous No.4792063]

Except there's this.

[Anonymous No.4792067]

>>4792059

>sugar and dick

the new man food of 2013

[Anonymous No.4792075]

>>4792059

Sugared dick?

[Anonymous No.4792076]

>>4791990
you posted the wrong pic dude

[Anonymous No.4792080]

>>4792059

Are you trying to tell everyone that when your man friend told you he had something sweet to show you in his pants, you were expecting something else?

[Anonymous No.4792081]

>>4791999
>I put spicy carrot juice on everything!
Top pleb.

[Anonymous No.4792086]

You guys have terrible taste in hot sauce.

Now this here is some good shit.

[Anonymous No.4792088]

I like every hot sauce posted in this thread. I rotate through them once i get sick of one. I'm on cholula now, next bottle is tobasco.

Sriracha is good and all, but it isn't the most complex flavor in the world. It mixes well with everything because its basically ketchup with chilies instead of tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.4792091]

>Sriracha
Would you like a side of chilis to accompany your garlic sauce sir?

[Anonymous No.4792097]

Very tasty

[Anonymous No.4792098]

real men make their own hot sauce

[Anonymous No.4792100]

>>4792086
>good
>organic

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.4792101]

>>4792100

It's just marketing, dude.

[Anonymous No.4792102]

>>4792100

[Anonymous No.4792103]

>>4792101
Was joking anyway. I buy a few organic things occasionally.

[Anonymous No.4792106]

I can't find anything I like more.

>>4791999
I have some of this, but it tastes like a slightly broader version of the average walmart tier hot sauce.

[Porn Corporation No.4792109]

>>4791990
Confirmed.

[Anonymous No.4792110]

if I constantly made threads about dumping tons of Italian seasoning or curry powder or soy sauce or ranch dressing all over anything and everything I ate, /ck/ would rightly rip me a new asshole and call me out for being a disgusting swine with horrible taste and likely no cooking skills.

why does hot sauce get a free pass? is it because of all the "manly" posturing that surrounds the juvenile culture of hot sauce heads? is that supposed to make up for the fact that people can't season their food correctly before it hits the plate?

[Anonymous No.4792122]

>>4792110
>dumping tons of

Well there's your problem.

Hot sauces are used in small quantities to supplement food flavors. You don't just douse everything in an entire bottle of it and call it a good meal.

[Anonymous No.4792137]

>>4792122
dribbling a little ranch then. the quantity per serving isn't so much the issue as the fact that a vulgar flavor that belongs on the table of your local greasy spoon is seen as something to regularly and indiscriminately add to your daily meals.

[cockpillagingassrammer No.4792139]

Step aside

[Anonymous No.4792145]

>>4792139
Muh chemically extracted heat.

[Anonymous No.4792147]

>>4792137
>vulgar flavor that belongs on the table of your local greasy spoon

Stop using shit hot sauces.

[Anonymous No.4792151]

>>4792110
Oh shit, you're fucking stupid. Git wreckt m8.

[Anonymous No.4792156]

vaguely related, but this showed up in the mail today and I don't really remember ordering it.

[Anonymous No.4792172]

>>4792147
>no true hot sauce fallacy

you probably don't know that different chili varieties, different degrees of ripeness, different (or lack of) preservation methods, and different preparation styles can give such an amazing spectrum of flavors, heart levels, and aromas that basically all hot sauce tastes relatively the same. but this is for the same reason you were drawn to genetic bottled hot sauce to begin with. your exposure to world did culture stops with Boston market and you turned to arguing over hair splitting differences between garbage because you weren't resourceful enough to look for more effective ways of producing good tasting food.

you probably post a lot of fast food threads and get defensive over your five guys vs in n out preferences. just because one brand of shit is distinguishable from another brand of shit doesn't mean that they're not both still shit.

[Anonymous No.4792187]

>>4792103
>Wasting money

[Anonymous No.4792205]

Serious reply:

Valentina is a nice old-fashioned Mexican hot sauce. I think it balances smoke, pepper, citrus, and vinegar very nicely. I actually like it better than Cholula and I can get a big honkin bottle of it for dirt cheap. I put it on pizza, burritos, burgers, sandwiches, eggs, pretty much anything. It's awesome.

I wonder why hot sauces often come in glass bottles unlike many other condiments.

[Anonymous No.4792214]

>>4792187
For some things, there isn't even a non-organic option in the only store I shop at.

[Anonymous No.4792217]

>>4792205
>valengina
>better than cholula

It tastes like burnt hair and ass.

[Anonymous No.4792226]

>>4792055
take your shitty sugar-chili pepper sauce elsewhere faggot

[Anonymous No.4792222]

>>4792217

Cholula has this sort of weird creamy richness that just seems to overtake most things that I put it on. It gets in the way. Valentina cooperates.

[Anonymous No.4792232]

>>4792086
>squiggly over the 'n' in habanero

looks like the manufacturer don't know shit bout habaneros

[Anonymous No.4792229]

>>4792226
He can stay. YOU leave.

[Anonymous No.4792234]

>>4792055
SUGARED DICK

[Anonymous No.4792242]

>>4792229
your taste in hot sauce sucks

[Anonymous No.4792247]

>>4792242

Well, coming from a world champion sucker, that really means a lot to me.

[Anonymous No.4792263]

>>4792059
>>4792065
>>4792226
>>4792234

>BAWWW BAWWW STOP LIKING THAT PRODUCT PLEAAASE BAAAWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.4792278]

>>4792263
>edgy

[Anonymous No.4792281]

>>4792222

cholula is some of the most overhyped shit there is

I've never had valentina but I want to try it based on this alone

[Anonymous No.4792293]

Nobody has mentioned Crystal's yet? It tastes better than Tabasco and is dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.4792300]

>>4792293

Why do people insist on comparing everything to Tabasco? It's clearly a different kind of hot sauce than Crystal or Cholula. You might as well compare Hellmann's Dijonnaise to Gulden's Spicy Brown mustard.

[Anonymous No.4792305]

Best sauce in the world, you've probably never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.4792306]

>>4792300

How is it a different kind of sauce than Tobasco?

[Anonymous No.4792313]

my favorite

[Anonymous No.4792316]

sriracha and franks are the GOAT

[Anonymous No.4792317]

>>4792306

You might as well ask how orange juice is different from Sunny D. It's self-evident and does not require explanation. If you *do* require explanation I suggest you become less retarded instead of expecting us to make up for your deficiencies

[Anonymous No.4792322]

>>4792313
Pureed carrots with a tingle on the tongue.

[Anonymous No.4792323]

>>4792076
I steal a bottle of the garlic version every two weeks from local burrito joints, sometimes more often if I take 'them half full.

[Anonymous No.4792333]

>>4792322

yep
i love my orange plant dick

[Anonymous No.4792335]

>>4792323
Affording to eat out at burrito joints
Not affording a $1.50 bottle of sauce.

You sir are a taint and a shitstain.

[Anonymous No.4792342]

>>4792317

Are you autistic? They are both cayenne/vinegar hot sauces. They could not be more siomilar. I understand how you might get this butthurt if I was comparing Sriracha or Tapatio to Tobasco, but Crystal is quite literally the exact same ingredients as Tobasco just in different quantities.

[Anonymous No.4792348]

>>4792342

Turns out Tabasco is a different pepper. I stand corrected. They are still very similar though.

[Anonymous No.4792352]

>>4792348

[Anonymous No.4792366]

>>4792352

Eat my ass out with some hot sauce you fat autistic cunt.

[Anonymous No.4792376]

>>4792366

lol

[Anonymous No.4792395]

>>4792366
You know hotsauce in your butthole will make you even more butthurt right?

[Anonymous No.4792420]

>>4792395
>implying he could be more butthurt than he already is

[Anonymous No.4792438]

All I know about Tabasco sauce is that it's only good on eggs, and that if you eat so much as one drop, it makes your coffee taste horrible for a good twenty minutes, so you don't want eat it when you're having eggs.

[Anonymous No.4792445]

>>4792156
Hahah that stuff is awesome.

If you're suicidal.

Keep a lot of water and some pillows nearby. Make sure you can promptly lay down on the couch.

Still, you will likely get a pain high.

[Anonymous No.4792453]

>>4792156
>>4792445
What the fuck? It's not any kind of challenge to make "the hottest salsa".

Salsa's not supposed to be very hot, anyway.

[Anonymous No.4792469]

>>4792453
It feels good.

So long as you're not dumb enough to rub your eyes.

[Anonymous No.4792497]

>>4792469
Rub your eyes? Without washing your hands after administering a rectal salsa?

[Anonymous No.4792594]

>>4792145
There is a good amount of folks who think heat = better. It becomes a dick measuring contest between people who dont understand that hot sauces are for flavor, not being more manly than the next guy

[Anonymous No.4792635]

>>4792242
>>4792226
I don't know why I expected anything else from /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4792641]

>>4792594

But ranch dressing is "just for flavor too" yet it's not cool to collect 20 different brands of ranch dressing bottles and sperg out over the differences in taste.

It's really just a big dick measuring contest and people who pretend otherwise are just trying to be too cool for school.

[Anonymous No.4792646]

>>4792641

huh. never thought of it that way.

[Anonymous No.4792665]

>>4792063

[Anonymous No.4792696]

>>4792110
>is it because of all the "manly" posturing that surrounds the juvenile culture of hot sauce heads?
>>4792453
>What the fuck? It's not any kind of challenge to make "the hottest salsa".
>>4792594
>It becomes a dick measuring contest between people who dont understand that hot sauces are for flavor
>>4792641
>It's really just a big dick measuring contest


It's not a dick measuring contest. It's a 'biggest thing I can fit in my ass' contest.