Happy 9/11 everyone

[Anonymous No.4790406]

ITT: Worst /ck/ related farts ever

So I just finished off an entire crave case from White Castle. 30 burgers.
My bedroom is now a fucking gas chamber.
If you've never smelled a White Castle fart, think of an egg fart with slightly less sulfur, but with shorter frequency between farts and higher amount of gas expelled.

The price we pay for delicious food ;_;

[Anonymous No.4790430]

cool thread bro

[Anonymous No.4790452]

Seriously?

>Year is 2003
>Stoner buddies I had decide to have a sleep over (we were like 16)
>Vidya, Munchies, and weed all night.
> Friend jack has new cheeseburger goldfish
>He loves them, we abhor them.
>Eats entire pouch
>...2-3 hours later, our eyes start watering, wtf

Most putrid vile odor I've ever smelt to this day, it crept up on you and then pummeled your nostrils with a pungent, salty, over microwaved ham by-product like odor.

Of course we ran outta the room.

[Anonymous No.4790634]

>>4790452
smelt?

Wrong.

[Anonymous No.4791548]

>>4790634

I'll cut you some slack because you're probably a britfag thinking of melting metal.

But no, that is correct. smelt is the past and past participle of smell even if it sounds wrong.

Pick up a book

[Anonymous No.4791571]

>Bro and I split a large pizza with gyro meat and feta cheese on it while drinking a case of cheap beer.
>Three hours later it begins
>Hits me first, and he freaks out at the stench
>Ten minutes later he's got the same
>Open the windows, turn on the fans and keep drinking until it's funny

Another time:

>Make delicious pasta with rapini, lots of garlic, spicy Italian sausage and olive oil
>So delicious I have a second helping and drink entire bottle of Chianti
>Get sleepy, go to bed
>Fart in my sleep
>Smell is so bad it wakes me up

[Anonymous No.4791573]

>>4790406
> eating a whole crave case
That's some pretty epic overindulgence, man.
Are you a hamplanet?

[Anonymous No.4791798]

Yuengling Lord Chesterfield Ale gives everyone who tries it the worst fucking farts ever.

I swear to god there is some ingredient in this shit that the human body metabolizes into tear gas.