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4743987 No.4743987[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Not 20 minutes ago
>in store
>a few isles away from produce section
>a woman not unlike the one pictured standing by with a cart that appears to be mostly frozen fries
>kind of pudgy kid walks up to her
>looks to be about 8, obviously her son
>he holds up a bag of broccoli and asks if they can get it
>she fucking scolds him
>yells at him to put it back
>stares daggers at him as he walks away
>die a little inside because all that kid wanted was a chance to not be a disgusting fatbody and live past 35

Why does America have to be so American, /ck/?

>> No.4743993
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4743993

Your market has isles, and this is America? Where in the Americas is this?

>> No.4744009
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4744009

>>4743993
Aisles.

But go ahead and disregard the entire point I make because of one fucking typo.

>> No.4744018

>>4743987

because you live in a shitty flyover state op, move to real america and you won't have to deal with this shit anymore

>> No.4744022

>>4744009
You don't have a point. You have no idea what their circumstances were or the context of their exchange. She could have been buying french fries for some get together as an assigned product. She could have been buying it for her work with company money. Get fucked.

Also,

>euphoric.gif
>inane, baseless America bashing

>> No.4744028

>>4744022
I was mocking your autistic rage with that pic.

You know, I was assuming a fedorian like you would be familiar with Occam's Razor.

Besides, even if it was for a project or work, what's the fucking point of screaming at your kid for wanting broccoli?

>> No.4744052
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Yes OP all Americans eat that way.
>MFW, Im an american and we just had grilled cauliflower, squash and mushrooms in a wheat pita and a bowl of seashell pasta vegetable soup. My 6 year old had seconds and for dessert we had watermelon.
Quit going to walmart u filthy pleb

>> No.4744088

Gotta love how the only somewhat original content on this board is a troll thread.

>> No.4744095

>>4744052
>My 6 year old had seconds and for dessert we had watermelon

enjoy having the fat easy girl as your daughter

>> No.4744098

>>4743987
You know what I love about this picture? You've got two people in an obviously venomous argument, with others looking on with obvious emotion on their faces.

Then you've got the guy right in the center looking mildly amused. Almost like he's thinking to himself what idiots they're all being, and how funny it is, and trying to keep from looking too glib.

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>>4744052
>watermelon

>> No.4744150

>>4744098
american flag shirt is actually a woman

>> No.4744165

>>4744150
I am aware of this. I'm talking about the guy off of her right shoulder.

>> No.4744166

>>4744113
>>>/b/

>> No.4744188

>>4744098
looks like regret

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>>4744150
>american flag shirt is actually a woman

>> No.4744230

>>4744098
You know what, I never paid attention to the background, but just now, I noticed all the Jews back there.

>> No.4744254

Another thread about "Americans are disgusting fat fucks"? This sure does get old.

I make it a point to not judge people I see in a grocery store unless they're making a scene. People need the freedom to buy the food they want, yadda yadda.

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>>4744095
Lol, my six year old is a boy and plays soccer, flag football and basketball in our city youth leagues. He is fit as fuck. keep hating fatty.

>> No.4744348

I always thought fatty flag-shirts was a guy? I pray nothing is actually having sex with that thing.

>> No.4744356

It's weird to me that anything else can count as child abuse, but feeding your child entirely junk food and mcdonalds and bacon and whatnot is considered fine

In fact a mother who feeds their kid nothing but McDonalds and KFC is seen as normal now, and a vegan mother feeding their child fruits and vegetables and grains and beans is considered "forcing their weird, harmful lifestyle on a child" and the average person looks down on them. I guess it's industry's influence on the minds of the common man. They've made shitty food look normal to us and healthy food look "obnoxious and extremist"

>> No.4744367

>>4744305
>I brainwashed my poor son into thinking sports make him worthwhile, but he'll never know that I'm living my life through him.

Father of the year.

>> No.4744370

>>4744367
>i was picked last in gym for every sport

>> No.4744387

>>4744367
>hobbies are dumb

>> No.4744459

>>4744367
>i dont like sports

>> No.4744465

>>4744367
>you will never see the joy in your son's face when he scores a TD, a goal or a game winning basket.
Sad brah, just sad.

>> No.4744474

>>4744367
Pipe down fatty

>> No.4744495

>>4744356
Because the junk food parents are feeding their kids what the parents themselves eat, and enjoy eating. So it's a double sided attack; you are dismissing their child rearing skills AND dismissing the parents themselves and their preferences. Few people respond to such derision positively. Even if there is a lack of logic to it, most people are probably going to defend the most fundamental and automatic decisions they make in their lives without thinking about it.

>> No.4744528

>isles

Did you swim between them?

>> No.4744575

>>4744370
>>4744387
>>4744459
>>4744465
>>4744474
5gets in 46mins... Not bad, 6/10

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america appreciation thread

>> No.4744664

A child actually requested broccoli?
That is some crazy shit OP.
Just keep on with what you are doing and people will eventually turn towards the light.

>> No.4744684

something is wrong with that kid

nobody likes broccoli

kids like it even less

>> No.4744688

>>4744684

Fatass detected. Broccoli is the best vegetable.

>> No.4744690

>>4744688
Pizza is the best vegetable.

>> No.4744694

>>4744688
stop projecting, lardo

>> No.4744697

>>4744688
>so much of a pig that they'll even eat broccoli

Disgusting.

>> No.4744704

>>4744690
>>4744694
>>4744697
>not eating broccoli while roaring and pretending to be a mighty dinosaur.
>fucking plebs.

>> No.4744708

>>4744694

>115lbs
>lardo

okay.jpg

>> No.4744719

>>4744704
When I was young I used to pretend they were trees by planting them in the mashed potato earth.
Broccoli is delicious steamed on its own.

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>>4744634
>over 9000 hrs mspaint

>> No.4744785

>>4744694
>stop projecting
I think you mean, "I-I-I-I-I know you are b-b-b-b-but what am I"

>> No.4744782

>>4744634
>dat disturbing look at Jaba's face as she tries to rip open the ranch dressing

>> No.4744786

Some people are born in Africa to die of AIDs or some other horrid disease. Some are born to American families who would force feed them garbage so they die roughly around the same time. Ugliness is everywhere OP, we can only control ourselves in the end.

>> No.4744788

>>4744634
the one on the right is looking up as she consumes the coke. this implies she is doing a habit rather than a treat. Its like she feels a primal urge to get that sugar water in a mouth.


*sigh*

What a shame.

>> No.4744813

>>4744788
I'm pretty sure I've delivered to these people before.

>> No.4744820

>>4744813
When I delivered for Domino's, it was mostly to po' black folks that tipped me less than a dollar. Shit sucked. Although my best night I made $76 in tips; that was with a delivery to a company, though.

>> No.4744833

>>4744820
My best night so far has been $99 in tips, thanks to delivering out to the ranches/farms/rich white people living 15+ minutes away from the store.

>> No.4744838

>>4744782
>doesnt realize shes not fat
>500DD's

>> No.4744843

>>4744786
It's tragic, watching such helpless self destruction. Fucking brutal watching it passed down through generations as though nothing is wrong though.

>> No.4744845

Obese people are hilarious and you can see the misery in their eyes. They deserve it all too.

>> No.4744860

>>4744833
I got nice tips from white people, but have read various people on various internet sites saying that white people tip shittily. I just don't know anymore.

>> No.4744861

>>4744634
>that normal sized person in the background

I bet that poor dude has to spend his life taking care of these obeasts. Reminds me of Johnny Depp in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

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>>4744860
Depends on the individual. There may be tendencies followed by different races, nationalities, economic classes etc. but I expect most preconceptions are based on experience of a relatively small, unrepresentative group.

>> No.4744881

>>4744860
I've never really had issues with shitty white tippers so long as I was in the right neighborhood. Poor white and black folks tip about the same rate, rich white folks almost always tip, rich black folks tip moderately, and only rich mexicans and one poor mexican family ever tip.

The one constant I've found here is that if someone pays on card and that person isn't the one who answers the door, I'm fucking screwed on a tip.