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what did you have for lunch today /ck/?

>> No.4736725

I had four piece of what I call "health fudge", lol. It's a recipe I came up with to satisfy my need for chocolate that's made with black beans, baking chocolate, bananas, eggs, protein powder and vanilla.

>> No.4736724

>>4736721
I just shit my pants looking at that

>> No.4736729

>>4736724
Well, that LOOKS like someone shit their pants into a tortilla.

>> No.4736733

I love taco bell but that picture made my stomach turn.

>> No.4736735

>>4736729

OP here, it actually did give me pretty mad shits.

>> No.4736744

>>4736724
>>4736729
>>4736735
TACO BELL, SYNONYMOUS WITH TERRIBLE SHITS SINCE NINETEEN DICKETY-DOO.

>> No.4736755

>>4736744

Maybe something has changed in the last 8 years (last time I had Taco Bell) but I ate that stuff about thrice a year for the first 25 years of my life and I never had a problem with "terrible shits". Unless you mean the way it tasted.

Maybe you should see a doctor.

>> No.4736772

Homemade polenta with homemade Neapolitan ragù. I cooked the polenta Friday and finished the last bit of it today.
I cooked the ragù yesterday. Om nom nom.

Condiglione a pollo for dinner. Condiglione is the predecessor to the more famous salade niçoise which. Other than its lack of lettuce, condiglione is otherwise identical to it's better-known descendant.
Rather than tuna, though, I decided to finish up some breast meat chicken I used Friday to cook broth in an otherwise traditional preparation (with the boiled eggs and the olives and the vinaigrette and the red shallots etc etc etc).

>> No.4736779

>>4736755
Look at OP's pic again. I've never even seen something like that from Taco Bell. I usually get something with lots of tomato, lettuce, or even just straight pico de gallo ("fresco" bullshit). I think that helps. If you were to order what OP apparently likes, your ass might sing a different tune.

I think mine would too.

That said. OP, why the fuck would you order that slop? And what exactly is it?

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>>4736755
yea lol

I was just joking about the whole mexican food and shit jokes, but that pic looked deserving of it

the only time I got diarrhea with this stuff is when I drank tons of alcohol and then binged on taco bell and passed out right after

>> No.4736789

store brand peanut butter granola bars

(I fucking HATE peanut butter, and the first bite of a bar isn't too good, but the rest of it is real good)

>> No.4736791

>>4736779

chili cheese. It tasted a lot better than it looks, since it was actual melted cheddar and not the liquid stuff they use for the fries supreme. I took the picture because it I opened it to apply fire sauce and saw it looked like vomit.

>> No.4736793

>>4736779

It looks like what you'd get if you attempted to disassemble a taco bell product. That's pretty much how I remember it and it's why I don't eat there unless it's life or death. I suppose if all you get is the classic hard shell tacos, those are meant for you to see the inside so they don't look as scary.

>> No.4736803

>>4736793

most tex mex is horrifying if you take it apart; a lot of the ingredients when mixed together look like vomit.

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4736806

>>4736803
>inb4 extreme texas butthurt

They're very sensitive, you know.

>> No.4736818

>>4736806

many of the best foods look like shit on a plate.

>> No.4736828

>>4736793
I usually stick to the steak tacos, and they do not look like that at all. It's strips of beef. Not ground mysteries.

>> No.4736838

>>4736806
I'm not. I don't like guns, texas, patriotism, or any of it even though I live in texas. Most people around me feel the same as I do, and I know because I've talked about it with lots of people. I think you only know of the loud, retarded texans because they are the only ones that get on the news for being fucking stupid. It's unfortunate, but remember that the news is about drama. It rarely shows whats good, anywhere.

>> No.4736850

>>4736755
I don't need to see a doctor, because I don't eat Taco Bell, thank heavens.

>> No.4736869

>>4736838

if you don't like guns, texas, patriotism, then get the fuck out of my Texas

>> No.4736876

>>4736869
For the moment, I'm staying and working on making people less like you and more like me.

And it's going pretty well.

>> No.4736888

/ck/
cooking

page 1

used diaper

wtf

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4737992

>>4736721
this

>> No.4738032

I didn't have baby shit inside a tortilla that's for fucking sure

>> No.4738053

two halves of a package of eckredge summer sausage, a box of macaroni and cheese, 2 slices of bread a can of microwaveable corn and a bottle of lipton iced tea

>> No.4738055

Half a kilo of generic nachos and spicy salsa sauce.

I give it a 6/10.

>> No.4738057

>>4738055

>>4738053
here

I did have a bag of ranch nachos with a TB smothered burrito last night

>> No.4738099
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4738099

It's basically pork buns made out of potatoes instead of rice.

>> No.4738106

>>4738099
Sorry. meant flour instead of rice.

>> No.4738110

Pork pie with house salad and sautéed new potatoes.

>> No.4738114

>>4736744

Wat.

>> No.4738138

>>4738099

So a pretentious pierogi.

>> No.4738146

Vegetable curry with rice.

>> No.4738174

>>4736721
I thought that was shit in a diaper at first.

lmao

>> No.4738390

Cold rice with raw egg and furikake.

>> No.4738411

>>4736876

Austin isn't Texas, you can fuck off to the next big hipster thing, thanks.

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4738415

making chicken tacos

>> No.4740244

Had 2 smothered burritos, then picked up 2 more for dinner. It's 3AM here though and the TB just closed, so might run to McD's to get a big mac and a double cheese burger before bed.

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>>4740244

>> No.4740507

I ate the unborn.
chicken eggs that is.

>> No.4740588

3 eggs lightly topped with cheese
romaine salad and napa cabbage with tomato and cucumber.

>> No.4740603

Going to have a spinach, feta, onion, and yellow pepper calzone from local pizzeria

>> No.4741149

>>4740255
Some people really hate being healthy.

>> No.4741164

>>4736806
>A real Texan getting mad over terrible TexMex food
I can tell that you really don't know what a Texan really is

>> No.4741196
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4741196

>>4736803
Fuck off you fucking dick wrinkle. Tex Mex is god-tier cuisine that you've probably never even tasted. That stuff they try to pass as Tex Mex up north, east, and west isn't real. Looks shouldn't even matter anyway, some of it looks better than the rest but most of it tastes excellent. Enjoy your shitty clams and mayonnaise casseroles, you insufferable pube.

>> No.4741202

>>4740603
Damnnnn that sounds amazing right now

>> No.4741211

>>4741196

besides the smear on the plate, soggy tortillas and wilted cilantro; the over sized odd shaped chunks of carrot in the rice really piss me.

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2edgy4u

>> No.4741223

>>4741211
Because they have to throw the plates in the oven to keep them hot until the order is up. This is common practice with busier kitchens, it's bad business to bring out orders at different times. It's a sacrifice they make so we don't make the sacrifice of waiting for our food to be ready and accept life isn't perfect.

My butt got hurt a little there, that anon >>4741196
is probably a faget anyway, though. Don't judge a food by one guy's example is all I'm saiyan.

>> No.4741428

Nothing. Managed to burn the top of my foot, ankle and lower calf yesterday evening. After soaking in cold water, spraying the area with benzocaine and and zinc oxide and taking 4 ibuprofen and 4 aspirin I finally fell asleep about 7 am and slept through lunch (with my foot hanging of the edge of the bed). Just hobbled into the kitchen and made myself two tuna salad sandwiches and drank about most of a 2 liter bottle of diet Dr. Pepper and along with 3 more ibuprofen. And the next time one of my "friends" gets drunk and turns over a charcoal grill on my foot, HE will be the one hurting after I work on his head with a baseball bat. Lucky it wasn't a lot worse and I managed to sweep the coals off the deck.

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>>4741428

>> No.4741482

>>4736729

>shit their pants into a tortilla.

they shit their pants and the weight of the shit was enough to drag the pants down off the waist, legs and ankles, coming to rest on a conveniently places tortilla?

if that were the case, why are there no pants in the picture?

as a matter of fact, i'm not sure it looks like that at all. maybe if the op was wearing the tortilla AS pants

>> No.4741484

>>4741428

reminds me of jr. high when I wrapped my hand entirely in scotch tape and lit it on fire.

>> No.4742768

I haven't slept or eaten in two and half days.

>> No.4743300

>>4741428
I'm more horrified by your diet than your choice of friends.

>> No.4743324

>>4741428
heh I bet some of your "friends" would probably give you a hard time for beating one of them with a baseball bat.

Not me though, I'd hold him down for ya

>> No.4744712

>>4736803
Texan from the plains here. This statement is accurate, much Tex-Mex is hideous looking during cooking or inside the food.

Fortunately, the only thing about Taco Bell that resembles Tex-Mex is the names of the food.

I got stuck eating there for supper, making good on a promise to a kid. The supposedly fiery tacos aren't, but they're greasy as fuck.

I expect a slick, stinky, voluminous shit in the morning.

>> No.4744730

>>4742768
why

>> No.4744772

>>4744730
rechargeable batteries, heet, and sudafed

>> No.4746037
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4746037

just made some potato samosas for the boyfriend and i. i wanted to make some cilantro chutney, but didn't have enough cilantro to do it. i also used lumpia wrappers since i can't be assed to make dough (and no rolling pin).

also dipping it in left over butter chicken sauce. sooo good.

>> No.4746067

>>4746037
that looks like an amazing snack i'd devour in a heartbeat

>> No.4746078

>>4746067
thanks! it was really good. if you're interested, heres the recipe (googled it and just eyeballed/did to taste:

boiled potatoes (honestly, you can probably get away with instant potatoes)
chili powder
cumin
garam masala
coriander powder
cilantro
salt, pepper
lumpia wrapper

some recipes called for lemon and peas, i think i should have added a little bit of both. the lumpia wrapper gives it a nice texture after you let it drain a bit on a paper towel; outside is crunchy, and inside is nice and chewy.

>> No.4747385

I woke up at 6pm hungover and haven't had a meal yet. I've snacked on some crackers, animal crackers, vanilla waffers though...

Oh I take that back, I did have a sasuage and gravy pot pie to get me started in the shower then I was going to have breakfast but never got around to it. Thinking of throwing a bubba burger on the foreman.