/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4733902]

Enjoy the last days of summer with me, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4733906]

I would, but I don't have any alcohol, weed, or money to get any, so I won't be enjoying anything.

[Anonymous No.4733914]

>>4733906
I want some weed pretty badly, makes my food taste better.

[Anonymous No.4733920]

>>4733906
>>4733914
>Lel drugz r so kool im twelv

[Anonymous No.4733934]

Sure OP, I'll join you... even if visibly my camera sucks at low light scenes.

[Anonymous No.4733948]

>>4733934

What's that? Looks like a whiskey sour

Also you must be further west than I am

[Anonymous No.4733957]

>>4733948
Limoncello (from Di Leva Sorrento).

The light sucks but it's a bright yellow, sweet and really, just tastes like summer.

[Anonymous No.4733985]

>>4733920
>alcohol's okay and makes food better
>all the chefs smoke, why don't you /ck/?
>weed? UNTHINKABLE

[Anonymous No.4734003]

>>4733985

If you seriously can't understand the difference between an illegal mind altering chemical and cultured, sophisticated experience enhancers then I suppose your mother must have spend the majority of her welfare checks smoking crack while you were still in the womb.

[Anonymous No.4734006]

Sun already set on me, but I'll join you for my 3rd one.

[Anonymous No.4734016]

For some reason I can't find my webcam app but I'll enjoy this nice tequila and diet mountain dew for you OP.

>mfw florida
>mfw the end of summer doesn't happen until november

[Anonymous No.4734019]

>>4734003
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.4734025]

>>4734003
>implying weed is not an extraordinary experience enhancer that make food taste like sex feels

[Anonymous No.4734023]

>>4734003
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
go to sleep quentin

[Anonymous No.4734037]

>>4734025
>Implying it's not a mind altering chemical that makes people addicted to it into big enough faggots that they steal everything you own while you're in the hospital so they can buy more.

[Anonymous No.4734051]

>>4734037
>weed
>addicting

you know how I know you're a troll?

[Anonymous No.4734059]

>>4734037
>>implying weed is even expensive.

[Anonymous No.4734071]

>>4734016
>Implying Florida gets cold
pussy

[Anonymous No.4734072]

>>4734051
Weed is a gateway drug. You'll be doing meth sooner or later. Seek help now, anon.

[Anonymous No.4734082]

>>4734072
so is food, cut back on the booz and bacon chump.

[Anonymous No.4734084]

>>4734051
So explain to me why I've seen so many people desperately trying to get it by selling things that they need to survive, along with things that don't even belong to them. Have you ever gotten back from an extended stay at the hospital only to realize that someone you knew has sold everything you owned, and then rented your house to a pile of slobs that completely ruined it? Their explanation of it being "Sorry man I needed weed."

You know what I did? The fucker is in jail for theft and possession. I hope he's enjoying jail without his precious addiction.

[Anonymous No.4734090]

>>4734071
>south florida
>occasionally get to low 50s
>entire city is paralyzed in fear

its silly

[Anonymous No.4734089]

>>4734072
I've been smoking for 5+ years and ive never even touched a cigarettte. Seek willpower now, anon

[Anonymous No.4734092]

>>4734084
>Blaming a plant for your shitty friend choices

[Anonymous No.4734094]

>>4734090
I gotta get the bread and milk!!!

[Anonymous No.4734095]

>>4734037
>people addicted to it into big enough faggots that they steal everything you own while you're in the hospital so they can buy more.

Projecting much.

[Anonymous No.4734100]

>>4734092
>Implying he wasn't a great guy before it.

[Anonymous No.4734105]

>>4734072
>Weed is a gateway drug

It certainly is. A gateway to deliciousness.

[Anonymous No.4734110]

>>4733906
Why would you need a mind-altering substance to have fun? Don't you have friends? Real friends, who share more in common with you than a love of said substances?

[Anonymous No.4734123]

>>4734110
of course not

[Anonymous No.4734128]

>>4734110
friend of a pot head here, we've been bros practically our whole lives. still are. people don't need weed to have fun, it's just something they enjoy, like some people enjoy drinking, and others enjoy eating food thats unhealthy, and others enjoy body building. A lot of these things are increadibly bad for you, certainly worse for you than fucking weed of all things. people who fucking get so addicted they sell their house and steal your shit? what are you some kind of jack Thompson of weed? Since when did we use the people who quit their jobs and ruin their lives over WOW to describe everyone who plays video games? why is this okay to do to pot smokers?

[Anonymous No.4734133]

>>4734128
>Since when did we use the people who quit their jobs and ruin their lives over WOW to describe everyone who plays video games?

All the time, just look at any anti-gaming site.

[Anonymous No.4734135]

>>4734110
>Don't you have friends?

No.

[Anonymous No.4734137]

>>4734110
>Don't you have friends?


no

[Anonymous No.4734141]

>>4734071

>butthurt yankee

enjoy your 3 months of good weather. And please tell your kin to stop coming down here every winter and fucking up our state

[Anonymous No.4734143]

>>4734128
Because weed as a culture is horribly annoying, on the level of Gathering of the Juggalos. Why does weed have zero sophistication associated with it?
Beer culture - mostly blue collar, but often drunk by professionals too. Has a wide range of microbreweries and is rapidly rising to being acceptable in any social situation
Wine culture-Mostly employed by the upper or middle class, but cheap wines also exist. Stereotyped as a sophisticated drink.
Tobacco culture-Used by anyone of any class. Cigars and pipes were often used to identify oneself as a man of taste and culture. Less popular now, but still enjoyed by sophisticated adults. Cigarettes have been used in a casual manner to describe "cool" people in movies for ages.
Weed culture - used mostly by teens and the poorest of the poor. Often participants are inclined to have accessories with the marijuana leaf plastered everywhere, to identify themselves. Weed becomes their identity. Members of weed culture are extremely zealous, often employing crude phrases such as "420 blaze it faggot."

[Anonymous No.4734145]

>>4734141
Actually I live in Florida, I've just been out of state before and know what real winter is.

[Anonymous No.4734147]

>>4734143
>he doesn't know about the prohibition on weed for the past 80 years
>he wonders why there is no sophisticated weed culture

hey dumbass, all of those things you mentioned are currently legal. I know you're a troll but at least step it up.

[Anonymous No.4734152]

I came to this thread to drink bourbon with people who weren't retarded. Fuck you all. People from all walks of life do or dont smoke weed, dont get trolled so easy.

PS god doesn't exist and I am euphoric.

[Anonymous No.4734153]

>>4734145
Hey man, I get it. I love the seasons too.

That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

[Anonymous No.4734156]

I actually drink more during the school year. I haven't been drunk for more than 2 months.

[Anonymous No.4734169]

>>4734141
When the next ice age hits, we'll all be laughing at you dick fucks dying from 30 degree weather. Pussies.

[Anonymous No.4734181]

>>4734152
*tips fedora*

>>4734169
>implying there is no such thing as coats, or fire
>calling other people pussies for living in a better climate

jealous much? I go to work in shorts and flip flops all year round (as long as I'm not meeting a client), and I can enjoy the water all year round without a wetsuit.

The fact is, you'll end up here just like all of your kind when your bones grow old and the chill sets in.

[Anonymous No.4734190]

>>4734181
Jealous of an entire state going into shock when it gets below 55? Not really.
>mfw you'll never experience the comfiness of being wrapped in a blanket in front of a fire drinking a nice beer while it's -10 out and snowing
It's the only kind of comfy I welcome. Plus all the blacks hibernate in the winter. So there's a plus.

[Anonymous No.4734198]

>>4734190
>Plus all the blacks hibernate in the winter.
brb booking a trip for this winter

>going into shock when it gets below 55?
to be fair, I've been to alaska in the winter, and it was more tolerable than some winters in florida. The humidity makes the cold stick to you and no amount of layers will help. High 40's in florida feels much worse than it is.

[Anonymous No.4734203]

>>4734198
new england is about as humid as florida is all year round except we get 20F weather with 60mph winds
so eat shit, faggot

[Anonymous No.4734214]

>>4734181
>doge shit

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.4734218]

>>4734214
>ruined day

[Anonymous No.4734226]

>>4734214
>lel so edgy

I only post that kind of reaction shit when its related to the topic at hand, but since yer a faget I'll post another just for you.

>>4734203
>20F
look out for this guy, he's from bawston everyone i hear they are tuff guys there.

How bout them patriots eh? They might make the playoffs this year.

[Anonymous No.4734247]

>>4734226
you're honestly a really awful person, judging by the like three posts you've made in this thread

[Anonymous No.4734268]

I don't need to justify smoking pot to an image board.
>there are people who will go thru their whole life without ever trying the herb once :(

[Anonymous No.4734274]

>>4733902
Holy shit you dont live in tennessee do you? Looks just like these apartments close by

[Anonymous No.4734275]

>>4734268
that's fine for them, pot's just w/e

this is coming from someone who smokes 24/7

[Anonymous No.4734280]

>>4734274
welcome to globalization, everything is the same everywhere, anon
i can think of four of those apartment complexes in four different states off the top of my head

[Anonymous No.4734277]

>>4734247
>you're honestly a really awful person, judging by the like three posts you've made in this thread
>judging by the like three posts
>the like three posts

And it sounds to me like your a bitter yankee who calls other people pussies for not wanting to live in icebox. We can make assumptions all night long but where does that get us?

[Anonymous No.4734283]

>>4734277
i'm not the guy you were arguing with earlier but i don't really care
it gets us nowhere because you're a mega-faggot and i'm an idiot

[Anonymous No.4734288]

>>4734283
>mega-faggot

Is that above or below ultra-faggot?

[Anonymous No.4734291]

>>4734218
Just a standard day on 4chan, full of shitposts. You think calling some retards posting doge shit was made in anger? Jesus christ how.... new and reddity.

[Anonymous No.4734299]

>>4734288
right between my dick and your mom
that's where your face is

bam

[Anonymous No.4734302]

>>4734299
#rekt

[Anonymous No.4734311]

>>4734299

[Anonymous No.4734313]

>>4734291
>still cares enough to respond

[Anonymous No.4734324]

>>4734291

[Anonymous No.4734335]

>>4734143
> He actually thinks this is how people who smoke act
I bet your the edgiest kid at high school, i bet you use the word sheeple too.

[Anonymous No.4734380]

>>4734143
You don't get out very often, do you?

[Anonymous No.4734668]

>>4734299
So you're gay then?

[Anonymous No.4735038]

>>4734072
i dont even know where to start with this. weed being a gateway to drugs? thats like saying getting your driving license is the gate way to drinking and driving.
>>4734051
most truthful jpg and why weed is still illegal. the amount of money lost in some companies would make them crumble to the ground. one plant that can pretty much do it all? they just want to save profits and paid off the government some 100 years ago
>>4734084
your just a faggot, some people have addicting personalities, no matter what you give them if they like it they will want more of it. It fills a need in there mind that helps them in a way. once they get carried away from reality thats when it becomes a issue. No pot head would sell a house for weed. just shows how far you head is stuck up your ass to make up a story like that. Aswell there will be always one dipshit that will ruin something for everybody.
>>4734143
i see your argument here but will have to disagree, all said items have been allowed in society for many years and a "culture" has been build around them . weed on the other hand has always been frowned on. If legalized correctly you will have plantations similar to vineyards where people could come and have tasting and buy products, and with that a proper culture will be formed.
as a side note OP i am not much of a drinker but i will burn one down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w0K0Ve0ZvM

[Anonymous No.4735069]

>>4733985
>>all the chefs smoke, why don't you /ck/?

Hahaha, american drug-user subhuman detected. No, chefs do not smoke. Drug abuse is for useless washouts whose work is not important enough to anyone for them to be fired as they deserve.

You Americans and your genetically hard-wired law breaking urges make the entire profession look bad. Even if you don't even deserve to be included in the brotherhood.

[Anonymous No.4735086]

>>4735038
See, everyone. This is a prime example of a pothead. Borderline illiterate, arrogant, slothful, indulgent, self-absorbed to the extreme, full of excuses why his law-breaking, brain-rotting, passivizing habit should be considered respectable even when he uses it as a valid excuse to steal and violate the trust of others, incapable of seeing the damage and distrust his disgusting habit causes to his surroundings.

Pot on itself is completely innocent, I believe. It is the dreadlocked, unwashed, piss-smelling human waste who consider driving high to be just fine, who eat cereals and twinkies in grocery stores before they've cashed out, who shoplift because their poverty is "the system's fault", who disappoint their hard-working parents, siblings and peers with their sloth and corruption, and poison future generations by dealing and teaching the habit, that justify its illegal status.

[Anonymous No.4735087]

People who actually get addicted to pot are pathetic. People who actually smoke pot are pathetic.
Amphetamines is where it's at plebs.

[Anonymous No.4735098]

>>4735086
baited me bro, 1/10.

Ive never seen or heard of anything like these examples accapt the lazy type(thats there descision) im more productive idk about the rest of people but thats just me.

[Anonymous No.4735101]

>>4735086
2/10 now you are trying just way too hard anon, you almost had me.
.

[Anonymous No.4735120]

>>4735098
You're on 4chan defending potheads, you waste of life. I drop more productive, more socially acceptable shits every morning.

Reform or expect life in prison.

[Anonymous No.4735124]

>>4735120

>You're on 4chan defending potheads, you waste of life. I drop more productive, more socially acceptable shits every morning.

>Baiting on 4chan

OH THE CONTRADICTIONS

[Anonymous No.4735125]

>>4735120
>pot
>life in prison

[Anonymous No.4735130]

>>4735086

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fwJo3bA05Q

[Anonymous No.4735132]

>>4735125
kill a stereotypical black man
self defence

[Anonymous No.4735138]

>>4735086

haha i am 28, married , kid on the way in about 4 months and own a successful restaurant. ya and sorry for english being my second language , i forgot we are are getting graded by 4chan admins here

[Anonymous No.4735152]

>>4735138
You are 38, living in your mother's basement, lying about yourself on 4chan, and trying to excuse your degenerate habit.

You are poisonous to your surroundings. Just you living where you do drops your neighbour's land value, because no-one will trust a criminal drug abuser and spreader like you. I hope they call the cops on you and you get to enjoy death by prison rape as your effeminate unmanliness caused by your drug habit places you on the bottom rung of inmate hierarchy.

[Anonymous No.4735157]

>>4735138
>married
>kid on the way

oh you poor, poor bastard..