McNiggers Thread: Foreignfag Edition

[Anonymous No.4729922]

McDonalds Thread?
McDonalds Thread.

International Edition though.

ITT: Foreigners post food items at their McDonalds that aren't here in the US. Then USAbros get jelly and butthurt about all of these great things that they're missing out on.

[Anonymous No.4729925]

I'm moving to the Netherlands this weekend.

They have a Joppieburger (pic related) and chicken wings. 12/10 I will indulge more than once, once I get there.

[Anonymous No.4729931]

I also got an "Argentinian burger" at a McDonalds in Vienna, Austria once. It had the patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, salami, and chips and salsa

>pic related

[Anonymous No.4729949]

all i know is from /ck/ that there is a lobster sandwich in the hat of the US

[Anonymous No.4729984]

I tried the macarons in France and I actually kind of liked them, they were better than most (if not all, actually) of the macarons I've tried here at bakeries (but then, I'm in Oregon).

[Anonymous No.4729997]

>>going to a foreign country
LETS TRY MCDONALDS!

[Anonymous No.4730001]

>>4729949
>hat of the us

wat

[Anonymous No.4730002]

>>4729997
amerifags=facepalm

[Anonymous No.4730005]

>>4730001

Heart?

[Anonymous No.4730023]

>>4730001
>>4730005

actually it's probably Canada he's talking about

i just couldn't tell from how old that joke is

[Anonymous No.4730025]

>>4729997
Consistent, standardized, keeps regular hours, built in convenient locations.

But no, let's go wander around markets at 2AM (if they're open) with our jetlag and inability to speak the native language.

[Anonymous No.4730027]

>>4729997

But that isn't what this thread is about.

[Anonymous No.4730032]

>>4730002
>>murricans durr facepalm lololo
no eurotrash
People = dumfucks.
Stay provincialized fag face.

[Anonymous No.4730033]

>>4730025
yes you fag, if you knew anything about travelling you'd know thats the best time to go, yknow, assuming you didn't go to the middle of nowhere. inwhich case they probably don't have a mcdonalds nearby. maybe in china.

[Anonymous No.4730040]

Finland, Rye McFeast.

Meh. Better than the other burgers, still shit. The only thing that keeps Micky D's alive here is children. And that's only an indication of insufficient beatings.

[Anonymous No.4730043]

>>4730040
What is with Finnish people and ruis bread.

[Anonymous No.4730052]

>>4730043
Tradition. It all stems from the fact that rye can stand cold - especially the "unexpected night of below zero 2 weeks after planting that kills every single seed north of Åland" - that we frequently find here. We have an affinity for it because the other option would be being extinct.

Other than that, it is pretty tasty. There's two good varieties of rye bread, the first being the freshly baked one, that has an earthly, deep flavour yet the softness of a wheat bread, and the other being the dry slow-baked bread that you can club a burglar to death with, that comes in the familiar doughnut shape, and which tastes as bitter as the tears of our ancestors as they look down upon our soft and weak modern shapes. FROM HELL.

[Anonymous No.4730066]

>which tastes as bitter as the tears of our ancestors as they look down upon our soft and weak modern shapes. FROM HELL.
Jesus you sound like a bitch, that stuff is the bees-knees. You must have only tasted some truly terrible rye breads.

[Anonymous No.4730073]

>>4730043
Rye bread is very common in Denmark and many countries in Central Europe. They have it in Sweden as well but that's mostly very sweet.

[Anonymous No.4730094]

>>4730052
Makes sense. I think if you eat the hard, bitter kind, a person can get a very good impression of the Finnish people.
Plus, for whatever reason, you guys eat that shit like there's a shortage of it or something. Too bad Mammi hasn't caught on in the international market.
>>4730066
Swedish rye bread is sweeter as is German rye bread which is also oiler. Ruis bread is pretty dry, hard and bitter.

[Anonymous No.4730113]

>>4730094
>Ruis bread is pretty dry, hard and bitter
Bitter I don't know where to hell you are getting, like fuck you must have had some SERIOUSLY shitty rye bread. It gets dry if you don't eat it fresh yeah, but good rye bread only gets better after it dries a bit, it becomes godly. The crust is bit hard and especially so if you let it dry too much, but I like the 'hardiness' of the bread, the edge of the round, donut-esque rye bread is pretty much my favorite part.
But then again I have the privilege of living somewhere where I can get 2 of probably the best rye breads in the world so it's easy to say these things. I believe they both have won some awards too.
I like the Swedish variant every now and then but I'd choose the Finnish kind every day of the week.

[Anonymous No.4730125]

>>4729925
>Joppieburger

Googled around enough. What is this "Happy Burger"?

Is it just a regular beef patty and Mac Sauce? That's what it looks like + onions and pickles.

[Anonymous No.4730132]

BIGMACS ARE FREE AT AUSTRALIAN MCDONALDS FOR THE NEXT MONTH OR SO

All you do is go to https://bigmacchant.com/ , sign up with an email, and vote for your least shittiest Bigmac chant video.

Free Bigmacs, 2 per email per customer per week.

[Anonymous No.4730133]

>>4730125
"joppie" is a special sauce. we have joppiechips and joppiesauce, now a joppieburger

[Anonymous No.4730135]

>>4730113
It is bitter. That's the just the nature of these rye breads, maybe when you hear bitter you think bitter=bad but it's just a flavor profile. I've had really dried out ruis bread. Made me feel like it I was eating hardtack and trying to fight off invading Russians.

[Anonymous No.4730139]

>>4730133
Fug. When I was in Germany, I had these chips, Chakkalakka chips and I've never been able to find them here in the states or even online anywhere. ;_;

[Anonymous No.4730167]

>>4730135
When I think of bitter, it's biting in to dark chocolate or something, there is some in rye bread I suppose, but pointing it out specifically with those other things, just made it seem like it's somehow a negative point. It's really not that overwhelming or bad at all.

[Anonymous No.4730174]

>>4730113
Kyllä se jälkkäri kitkerältä maistaa. Tai ainakin täällä Kymenlaaksossa, perinteen mukkaan.

For the dryness, hardness and bitterness of Finnish rye bread, the reason is that it was dried intentionally with long baking times. After this, it was hung on poles suspended from the roof for further air-drying. Simply for preservational reasons - the Finnish winter is a long one, and this method allowed for yet another food to be available in the dark long nights.

[Anonymous No.4730181]

>>4730052
fun at parties

[Anonymous No.4730185]

im in the UK and i can say for all of us here that we have half the amount of choice as you lot in america, we dont have the famed mcrib or anything else like that, i know in the KFC's over there you have stuff like the double down and chicken pot pies.This country is so plebbish about our health that it wont allow foods with such high sodium and fat content into our shores, it irritates me so much because i would love to try some food that we dont get here in the uk, im taken to order stuff from americansoda like kool aid and redvines.
feel for me /ck/

[Anonymous No.4730209]

>>4730185
While you have shit taste in food, and clearly nobody there gives a shit about improving it, you also have some of the cheapest drugs on the planet.

No feel for you.

[Anonymous No.4730210]

>>4730174
Enemmän happamalta ei niinkään kitkerätlä minusta, itse Päijät-Hämeestä, tietty jälkiuuni aina kovempaa ja kuivempaa.
I really like the bit of hardness it has, it's nice texture and I actually enjoy the chewiness it adds.

[Anonymous No.4730220]

>>4730185

McRib is shit tier anyway, had one in Germany.

McChicken is god tier when ranking McDiddly.

[Anonymous No.4730271]

>>4730023
i think he means maine

[Anonymous No.4730294]

>>4730185
sweets sold in america do not have the laxative manitol in it which means that i can eat an entire box chocolate brownies or chew 500 peices of gum at once and not have to go poop

[Anonymous No.4730302]

The CBO is absolutely delicious and I think it's my go-to sandwich whenever I go to McDonalds from now on. Shame it's limited time, though.

[Anonymous No.4730305]

>>4730185
i'll trade you american koolaide red vines and grapevines and other candies without manitol in them for one of them sweet aprilia rs50 rebuildable project bikes that dont appear on american ebay anymore

[Anonymous No.4730317]

[Anonymous No.4730340]

>>4730052
ok the rye bread in that post looks awesome. the shit that is like hardtack or the really granular oily german stuff....YUCK!

was on tour in south america with a band and there was a norwegian in the group. he went fucking apeshit because rye bread doesnt exist there. he completely lost it, just flipped his shit every morning at breakfast like a fucking americlap suffering withdrawl from McD's. this fucking blond/white-haired, ripped norwegian guy behaving like a 14 year old valley girl. every morning. while i and the other normal guys were recovering from our hangovers, dripping noses, fucked raw dicks, etc. we wanted him to die. so. when he got mugged at gunpoint in bolivia we just laughed at him.

[Anonymous No.4730350]

>>4730209
you forgot to mention they have tons more of fine hot euro chicks then america as well! fuck the uk! i mean. yeah you all need more tighter regulations on good things that are enjoyable in moderation

[Anonymous No.4730358]

>>4730185
maybe if the uk shipped more of its white girls to the united states you would find it easier to get koolaid in your country

[Anonymous No.4730368]

>>4730340
This here is a picture of the best fucking rye bread ever.

[Anonymous No.4730376]

McLobster here in Canadialand

It tastes truly terrible but i see what they were going for i guess

[Anonymous No.4730378]

>>4729922
I have recently learned that the London McDonalds have cadburry cream egg mcflurries. is this true? I would probably kill for one.

[Anonymous No.4730383]

>>4730052
>>4730066
>>4730073
>>4730094
>>4730113
>>4730135
>>4730139
>>4730167
>>4730174
>>4730181
>>4730210
>>4730340
>>4730368
ah /ck/...turning a McDonalds thread into one about rye bread......don't ever change guyz

[Anonymous No.4730401]

>>4730368
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.4730465]

>>4730376
That must be a Maritimes thing, because I've never even heard of that in Alberta.

[Anonymous No.4730484]

And it tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.4730498]

>>4730465
it was a regional thing but they rolled it out across canada

[Anonymous No.4730499]

>>4730484
I was so confused by the name i didn't even notice three fat dicks sticking out of it.

[Anonymous No.4730538]

This is some kind of campaign that is going on know I think.

[Anonymous No.4730544]

>>4730538
**now

[Anonymous No.4730547]

Breakfast menu in Guam and Hawaii. Portugese sausage with spam, eggs and rice.

[Anonymous No.4730571]

Beef a la Rus. And It's not bad

[Anonymous No.4730575]

>>4730133

Interesting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joppiesaus

It looks kinda like a mustard of some sort, but I couldn't tell if it'd be sweet or savory. Like a honey mustard or a brown dijon mustard. Says it goes well with both fries and burgers.

I'm guessing it's kinda a "special sauce" akin to the ketchup/mayo mixture in the USA. Like a Thousand Island or Russain Dressing?

Is it more of a sweet or savory sauce?

[Anonymous No.4730576]

>>4730571
that looks tits. Russia?

[Anonymous No.4730578]

>>4730576
Yep

[Anonymous No.4730589]

>>4730576
what do you think 'rus' means?

[Anonymous No.4730591]

>>4730578
based russia, I knew it. Do want, and dem fries.

[Anonymous No.4730596]

>>4730589
maybe russet. Those buns did look sort of russeted.

[Anonymous No.4730603]

>>4730571
>tartar sauce mixed with mayo is the sauce

not sure if want

[Anonymous No.4730607]

>>4730571

Russia seems like a perfect adaption for McDonald's. Hearty, rich fare. I'd love to see this in the US. I would actually think about going to McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.4730611]

[Anonymous No.4730628]

i miss this. hope they bring this back this winter

[Anonymous No.4730630]

>super weeaboo in highschool
>dad takes me to japan twice
>japanese mcdonalds fucking blows american mcdonalds out of the water
>weeabooing intensifies

TBH it was pretty cool. We stopped there one morning for breakfast and everything had a faint kind of soy saucy flavor? Later in the trip we went to another one and got lunch. They served actual hamburgers with thick, juicy beef patties, not the weird shit we have here in the states. And they had 101 Dalmatian toys because why not?

But that was over 15 years ago. I wish I could go back now, I think I'd appreciate the novelty a lot more.

[Anonymous No.4730697]

McDonald's in the Philippines is the tits.

[Anonymous No.4730702]

Why are the Taiwanese such weeaboos?

[Anonymous No.4730705]

>>4730603

When my family has a fish fry, I use mayo and ketchup instead of tartar sauce and they all look at me like I'm crazy.

They don't realize tartar sauce is basically just mayo.

Instead of the small, weird diced pickles, I add real pickles that I can actually taste and notice.

[Anonymous No.4730711]

>>4730702
They're pretty close to Nippon.

[Pissed off Murrican No.4730714]

This angers me. These are burgers in Japan based on USA? What the fuck? I should be able to get these here too.

[Anonymous No.4730717]

>>4730702
Because they dislike the Chinese more

[Anonymous No.4730719]

>>4730714
we have the worst stuff.

[Anonymous No.4730720]

>>4730705
>When my family has a fish fry, I use mayo and ketchup instead of tartar sauce and they all look at me like I'm crazy.

>They don't realize tartar sauce is basically just mayo.


I'm going to guess it has more to do with ketchup and mayo on fish sounding kinda gross

[Anonymous No.4730724]

>>4730714

That huge egg and beef patty looks great. Like a superior Mc 10:35. Is that some BBQ sauce on there?

Pic looks pretty good. I would eat the shit out of a double, and I can imagine that tomato mayo fry sauce concotion.

[Anonymous No.4730728]

>Go to Hong Kong
>McDonalds sells fucking hot pasta meals

[Anonymous No.4730731]

>>4730724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SIilFsZkagA

What the shit, lawl.

[Anonymous No.4730736]

>>4730719
japan or america?

[Anonymous No.4730741]

Murikan here, this is the only acceptable meal at McDonald's:

1 mcdouble
1 mcchicken
1 medium fries

Total of 3.99 amerifat dollars. Perfect meal, consisting of two cheap burgers, and a side dish. Mix ketchup and mayonnaise like the French do for dipping fries in.

Everything else on the menu is a waste of time/money, but this varies on breakfast

[Anonymous No.4730743]

I don't think the samurai burger is local to just one country, but rather SEA and East Asia I think. I actually like it.

[Anonymous No.4730745]

well. i don't eat there every day, and you should not either but that goes for sub way, bk, wendy's, or hardee's ( carl jr - despite the really bad adds, hardees makes a pretty good simple cheese burger, a bit salty. It is up to YOU, and no one else. and you will allways have pesdou friends saying " you tried". but you don't wanna fall back in a swamp. Do the best you can. that's all any one asks. and a lot of the stuff on tv is bs. turn it of once and a while.

[Anonymous No.4730753]

[Anonymous No.4730757]

>>4730741
>Mix ketchup and mayonnaise like the French do

That's called frysauce you moron. It's credit goes to Utah.

Combine the mcdouble and the spicymchicken add sweet n sour and you have the McBitchin' another name accredited to Utah.

[Anonymous No.4730761]

>>4730757
shut up mormon

[Anonymous No.4730777]

>>4730741
the yoghurt parfaits are pretty good once its stirred

[Anonymous No.4730779]

>>4730753
This look so fancy, wondering how does it taste

[Anonymous No.4730787]

>>4729949
I know they have lobster in Canada, so?

[Anonymous No.4730800]

>>4730757
we just call that the stoner special

[Anonymous No.4730813]

>>4730544
thats enough uk hotties for me to send you some packets of koolaid for free but america still need more uk hotties though

[Anonymous No.4731028]

Thailand has pineapple and corn pies at their McDs. They are both alright.
They had spinach pies for a short amount of time too. Too scared to try those though.

[Anonymous No.4731041]

Arn't McDonalds menu's better in many countries because they're more expensive than in Western countries?

They're basically too expensive for the average bogan.

[Anonymous No.4731074]

>>4729997
I'd do that, not because McD's is the only thing I know how to eat (hell, I rarely even eat their burgers), but because I am very curious about McDonald's items that are not in the US (and I would love to try them).

I think that's the point of this thread too.

After trying the local McD items, I'd go to the markets and start exploring.

[Anonymous No.4731112]

>>4730757
Utah sounds pathetic.

[Anonymous No.4731133]

I started exploring the menu of McDonald's India when I saw this thread and this item caught my eye. From what I understand, paneer is like fresh cheese made in India so when I think about it, this is like one huge fried cheese in a sandwich.

Aside from this I'd also love to try their >>4730724 McAloo Tikki.

[Anonymous No.4731174]

>>4730544
but seriously i can easily be persuaded to send a few packets of koolaid to the uk in a first class envelope if it was to a post office box or something thats not your home address. they are only about 20 cents each

[Anonymous No.4731181]

>>4731112

Utah is.

>dat 3% beer

[Anonymous No.4731185]

in hong kong the egg mcmuffin is an all day item

[Anonymous No.4731210]

>>4730717
you clearly know nothing about the geopolitics of the area

[Anonymous No.4731381]

This month they began selling a quarter pounder with avocado
It seems to me (I haven't tried it) that it is what is called here in Chile an 'italiano', ie., mayo, tomato, avocado.
$1.100 = 2.40 USD
Chile is a great producer of avocado, so everything here is done with avocado, sandwiches, hot dogs, salads, etc.

[Anonymous No.4731483]

>>4730611
I ate one of these in Amsterdam and had no freaking clue as to what it is. Can you fill me in? It wasn't very good, and that says something in Amsterdam.

[Anonymous No.4731607]

>>4731483
I'm assuming it's a croquette. Which is a fried mashed potato thing.

[Anonymous No.4731623]

>>4731607
I've actually looked it up myself. From what I have gathered, the patty is filled with a meat and dijon-mustard paste. Looks revolting, tastes slighty better than it looks.

[Anonymous No.4731628]

>>4731381
dang sounds like a good deal

[Anonymous No.4731662]

Can't be assed to find pictures.

Hong Kong has, at various points, borscht, corn salad, corn pies (shit was delicious), chocolate pies, shrimp burger, some burger with rice as buns, chicken drumlets, seaweed fries, bunch of other shit I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.4731678]

>>4730702
Japanese dominated them for a bit and they secretly enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.4731683]

Kiwi burger

[Anonymous No.4731686]

fuckin' filet-o-shrimp

[Anonymous No.4731721]

>>4730358
i agree ;}

[Anonymous No.4731725]

>>4730376
>>imitation crap meat

[Anonymous No.4731737]

>>4730714
im sure that they have a secret menu just like starbucks does...

[Anonymous No.4731746]

>>4731181
i would have to drink for three days straight to get drunk.. fuck that

[Anonymous No.4731786]

>>4729922
>USAbros get jelly and butthurt about all of these great things that they're missing out on.

Imagine what it's like for us Canucks that get WAY fucking less than your standard shit.
I'm so jelly of your foodchains.

[Anonymous No.4731793]

>>4729949
You mean this? Didn't know it was a Canadian thing. Anyway its crap.

[Anonymous No.4731801]

>>4730484
>DUR NURNBERGER
lost

[Anonymous No.4731816]

I was in Italy for 2 1/2 weeks...i was so fucking sick of Italian food...mcdonalds was a godsend....i was not about to try their italian selections....fuck you i got mcnuggets.

[Anonymous No.4731825]

>>4730697
Well they need to compete with jollybee so what do you expect.

[Anonymous No.4731897]

Der burger! Pork patty, bbq sauce, onion and corn bun. That's all. It sells in Russia and marketed as german-based, lol
It's weird, but it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.4731929]

>>4731683
Is that just a McFeast with egg?

[Anonymous No.4731941]

>>4731929
It has beetroot too.

[Anonymous No.4731942]

We used to have the McAussie burger, which was a QP with lettuce, tomato and beetroot, it was fuckin ace. Across the ditch they had a Kiwiburger which was the same plus egg, because kiwis do it better bitch

[Anonymous No.4731947]

>>4731074

that's the point of withholding shit from the american market, especially shit they're perfectly capable of making from existing supply like the double big mac or the CBO.

Mcdonalds in places like Rome, Amsterdam, Giza, make more money off fat shit American tourists than they do on locals.

Nothing better for profits than shoving their comfort food in their fat faces and convincing them it's "exotic local cuisine"

[Anonymous No.4731953]

>>4731941
I thought the McFeast had beetroot, but ok.

[Anonymous No.4731955]

>>4731953
>>4731941
Nevermind, I'm thinking of the McOz.

[Anonymous No.4731959]

>wake up at 3am
>hungry as fuck
>see this thread

Just did a 4am mcdonalds run.

[Anonymous No.4731989]

>>4730220
Fucking 4chan where everyone describes everything in absolutist "tier" levels.

[Anonymous No.4731992]

>Order Fillet o Fish
>$4+ tax
>tiny ass bun and 2"x2" square of fish
i cried

[Anonymous No.4731998]

>>4730575
Here's a recipe I just tracked down. I'm going to make some of this at the restaurant I work at and try to convince the people that ask for fry sauce (I have the servers give them a side of mayo and a bottle of ketchup and they can make it themselves) to switch to it. It'll be a hard sell though, I think.

Ingredients
1 medium onion, chopped
1 large gherkin, chopped
2 medium egg yolks
1 tsp mustard
1 tsp curry powder
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp white wine vinegar
1 tbsp ketchup
1 dash(es) Worcester sauce
150 ml oil
portions
Method

Preparation time: ca. 10 min / Grade of difficulty: easy / Calories per portion: n/a
In a blender combine onion, gherkin, egg yolks, mustard, curry powder, sugar, vinegar and the ketchup and process until smooth. Add the oil drop by drop first, then in a thin stream. Process until the sauce is creamy. Season to taste with Worcester sauce.

Goes well with vegetables, chips, fish, rissoles and sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.4732001]

>>4730705
That's just fucking fry sauce. They give it out with jojos at the gas station. Makes me wanna retch.

[Anonymous No.4732007]

>>4730731
Ha!! The Hip Hop Hooray reference at the very end killed me.

[Anonymous No.4732011]

>>4731989
>implying Germans have the capacity to make a good Mcrib sandwich

It's hard to fug up but German fast food is meh tier and they fucking put mustard on all their burgers just like we would with ketchup. Savages.

[Anonymous No.4732015]

>>4731174
I'll mail Kool-Aid as well.

[Anonymous No.4732030]

>>4730040
>feast

hows that austerity shit going for you faggots?

[Anonymous No.4732034]

>>4730484
>germany
>anything good after ww2

thanks france
>and england
>and merica

[Anonymous No.4732037]

>>4730628
fug that looks amazing

but i can go down the street and get the shit to make it myself

[Anonymous No.4732044]

>>4730714
>These are burgers in Japan based on USA? What the fuck? I should be able to get these here too.

The same reason they don't have stupid shit like teriyaki burgers and shit with pineapples and stuff. It's supposed to be exotic.

[Anonymous No.4732047]

>>4730724
fucking indians

jesus christ

>mcaloo

lets just toss some fries between a bun, it's the same shit

[Anonymous No.4732052]

>>4731133
yes
it's made by acidifying milk. very dense and chewy, and fries up wonderfully

it also doesn't really melt

[Anonymous No.4732069]

>>4731686

I'd eat the shit out of that.

and that Grand Canyon burger

[Anonymous No.4732073]

>>4732047
Most Indians are vegetarians or eat a very high plant based diet. There's this little thing called religion that is practiced widely over there and is respected by most of the population. Crazy, I know, other countries having their own cultures but sometimes an Indian person wants to eat a burger with eating beef.

[Anonymous No.4732087]

>>4732073
no shit, nigger.

your wannabe intellectualism might fly with college sluts, but to someone who actually knows about indian culture, you come off as a racist hillbilly.

[Anonymous No.4732097]

>>4732087
it's just food

lets enjoy it

[Anonymous No.4732103]

Czech republic:

/ from above
McSmažák - Fried cheese, Tartar sauce, Onion
McBůček - Grilled beef, Smoked brisket, Onion, Cheese
McKřen - Two slices of pork, Horseradish sauce, Tomatoes

[Borneo No.4732109]

Malaysian McD has the Spicy Chicken Mcdeluxe, which is the only thing I ever get when my brother wants to eat there.

[Anonymous No.4732115]

we've currently got these salsa burgers (Japan), haven't tried one yet though.

[Anonymous No.4732116]

>>4732115

forgot my image

[Anonymous No.4732144]

http://www.aboutmcdonalds.com/mcd/country/map.html

/thread

[Anonymous No.4732157]

>>4732011
Ketchup has no p place on a burger or a dog. Mustard or fucking choke it down dry faggot

[Anonymous No.4732161]

>>4730630
Save some dosh, acquire vacation, enjoy japan. Ain't it simple? Maybe you can pick up a local beta sarariman and enjoy maximum dosh foreign trophy wife lifestyle there. REGARDLESS OF GENDER LOL.

[Anonymous No.4732179]

>>4732157
>ketchup not having a place on burgers
>being this pleb

[Anonymous No.4732180]

>>4732157
Best be trolling nigger

[Anonymous No.4732182]

>>4732116
>>4732103
>>4731793
>>4731686
>>4731683
>>4731381

I'm fuggin' sick and tired of my Mcdonalds always only having basic McDonald's shit. All we have are those shitty Angus burgers and standard Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, and those retarded new wraps. Some fuggin' bullshit.

[Anonymous No.4732189]

>>4731623

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croquette
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitterballen

The second one is a bit clearer about the ingredients, 'kroketten' and 'bitterballen' are basically the same.

As a Dutchman myself, I like them both, with some mayonnaise or mustard. But the Mckroket is horrible indeed. Next time you're in the Netherlands, you should definitely try a kroket with some french fries. They pair up quite nice and since I was a child I liked to dip the fries in the ragout, haha.

[Anonymous No.4732202]

>>4731133
I've tried the signapore version and no joke its the best burger from mcdonalds i've ever had

[Anonymous No.4732219]

>>4731683
>kiwi
>beetroot
>egg

australia here, BACK OFF??????

[Anonymous No.4732220]

>>4732189

Best in Dutch fast food, imo. Better than frikandel anyway. Plus you can make kroket/bitterbal with essentially any animal. I made some wild game bitterballen last fall, and they were delicious. Also pretty damn great that the meats required to make them are incredibly cheap.

[Anonymous No.4732243]

>>4732219
Kiwi as fuck.

[Anonymous No.4732264]

Prosperity Burger from Malaysia, it's a regular burger that comes every Chinese New Year here.

>Dem onions
>Dat black pepper
>Dem Curly fries

Oh, and it comes in Double too

[Anonymous No.4732284]

>>4732264
that looks gr8 m8
i am jelly
what is that mcfizz drink? it looks tasty

[Anonymous No.4732291]

A long time ago New Zealand had a chain of stores which sold pies but it was sold to McDonalds so all the stores were replaced. People were begging for Georgie Pie to come back but McDonalds has ended up stocking the basic mince and cheese pie in some stores as a trial.

[Anonymous No.4732408]

>>4729922
Royale with cheese

[Anonymous No.4732417]

>>4732264

I had that over in Hong Kong during this year's Chinese New Year. Was all right, pretty much just a bit above the normal McDonald's standard, like most promotional things they bring onto the menu.

[Anonymous No.4732437]

>>4732284
Fizzy orange soda. We have them in Singapore, too. Seasonal only, iirc.

[Anonymous No.4732471]

>>4731897
That's hilarious, because we almost never use corn flour in Germany if I'm not completely mistaken. Is it from the russian equivalent of the dollar menu? Looks pretty fucking basic, but could be relatively tasty, if not a bit too dry.

[Anonymous No.4732477]

>>4732087

Are you implying that a large portion of India is NOT vegetarian?

You look like the idiot here not >>4732073.

[Anonymous No.4732479]

>>4732264
Comes here in Singapore, too. Remember the wraps McDonald used to sell? With the grilled patties? That was the shit man.

[Anonymous No.4732484]

>>4731992
I never get the fucking fish unless it's during Lent when you can get buy 1 get 1 or whatever deal they run. Otherwise the fish is a huge fucking ripoff.

[Anonymous No.4732485]

>>4731998
You can try making Joppiesaus. I've tried multiple times. Never fucking comes out right. It's just not the same. Good luck though.

[Anonymous No.4732512]

>>4731816
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtQLp9bR9-k

[Anonymous No.4734931]

Here in Canada we have the McLobster, which is generally exclusive to the Maritime provinces and certain other big provinces like Ontario. We also have Blueberry flavoured baked apple pies, but I have no idea if that's exclusive or not.

The McLobster here actually isn't that bad; I personally didn't like it and only tried it because it's a limited time event, but I could definitely see how it could be enjoyed my many.

[Anonymous No.4734943]

Taro pie atmmcdonaldsin Hawaii

[Anonymous No.4734951]

They're not unique menu items, but the parlance I find changes from region to region.

Here, we call a McDouble with a McChicken stuffed inside of it the McGangbang, and a McDouble with a Bacon Cheeseburger inside of it a McHobo or McPoverty.

[Anonymous No.4734953]

>>4734951

Also, McDonald's is referred to as "Raunchy Ron's".

[Anonymous No.4736770]

>>4732291
It's amazing to think Aussie Mcdonalds never sold pies, jesus fucking christ!!!!

Still, Pie Face should do a damn football promotion.

[Anonymous No.4736897]

are the hot fudge sundae still good?

[Anonymous No.4737282]

>>4730547
That actually looks pretty decent to say the least.

[Anonymous No.4737627]

Was it only in Poland or worldwide? Because i would be happy if atleast once we would have something only for us.

[Anonymous No.4737634]

American here. Is rye bread that bread they serve at Outback before they bring the chicken strips? With the whipped butter? My family calls that "chocolate cake" lol

[Anonymous No.4737635]

>>4737634
???
????

[Anonymous No.4737647]

Turkey

McTurco... It cannot beat a double quarter pounder though

[Anonymous No.4737650]

Finland here, just a McChicken with nachos, salsa and sourcream-chive sauce. Pretty much only thing I order from there these days.

[Anonymous No.4737651]

>>4737647
>Kebabified McD's

oh dear god the horror

[Anonymous No.4737656]

>>4737647
>double quarter pounder

you mean a half pounder?

[Anonymous No.4737665]

USA here, I worked in a shitty McDonald's when I was 15 years old and could not get a job anywhere else. Worked there for 3 months until I turned 16, then I quit and got a job elsewhere. Anyway, for the most part, McDonald's is disgusting to me now and I almost never go there, even 14 years later. Some of this foreign McDonald's stuff though, I would actually be willing to try.

[Anonymous No.4737709]

>>4732479
Grilled Chicken Foldovers I think that's what they used to call them.

They had those Fan-tastic burgers a couple years back as well. Basically chicken or beef patties on rice grains formed into buns. Not sure what happened to those though.

[Anonymous No.4737712]

Don't you get beer in McDonald's in Germany/Belgium?

[Anonymous No.4737716]

>>4729925
you should try the mckroket if you can.

[Anonymous No.4737720]

>>4737712
Belgianfag here. Yes. Just lager, though.

[Anonymous No.4737738]

>>4730741

Aussie here, I also get the McDouble and a Chicken & Mayo from the dollar menu. Tastiest, cheapest fast food for a uni student.

[Anonymous No.4737762]

>>4730484

Man, you know what'd be an amazing name for a burger? Der Nuremburger

[Anonymous No.4737791]

>>4737762

What about Der Hamburger? OH SHIT!

[Anonymous No.4737800]

>>4737791
Der Hamburg Hamburg.

[Anonymous No.4737808]

I miss the Big & Tasty
I heard they still sell those over in the UK

[Anonymous No.4737822]

The ones in quebec sells poutine. The most pleb poutine Ive ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.4737824]

>>4737808
They just stopped..
We have nothing of interest except the cheddar deluxe now

[Anonymous No.4737826]

>>4737822
And there it is. Its the worst ive had.
The only edible thing from mcdo as well. it

[Anonymous No.4737911]

[Anonymous No.4737935]

>>4737826
How horrifying.

[Anonymous No.4737939]

>>4730040
Awesome post.

[Anonymous No.4737946]

>>4730132
Mfw Illuminati are trying to kill the Australians first.

[Anonymous No.4737950]

FrenchMc do novelty are usually disapointing. I find the low grade sauce + cheese they use hard to digest. The regular burgers are tasty, though.

[Anonymous No.4737996]

>>4737946
>mission: be as tinfoil as possible

ok. well. i am ausfag. i know its winter but so many people in my town are sick. im sick. ive been sick for weeks. this is one of those bugs that sticks around, never truly going away, coming back every few weeks to seriously knock you around for a few days. i know of at least 6 or 7 people, personally, that are experiencing the same thing, and ive heard of others, and thats just in my town.

>extra tinfoil

i ate a big mac a few weeks ago before all this started.... hadn't had one in a while...

[Anonymous No.4738014]

frenchfag here.

I was in NYC last week, went to McDonald's.

Mind blowing expericence, your McDonald's are far better than our, in fact it was the best burger I ever ate.

5 guys was greasy shit.

McDonald's > Wendy's > Burger King

White castle is shit and so is 5 guys.

[Anonymous No.4738016]

>>4732011

that's not true at all. i've lived in Germany for 20 years and never have I been served a burger with mustard.

>>4730484

the only people that ever eat that abomination are funnily dressed american tourists in Germany that want to have something 'regional'

[Anonymous No.4738019]

>>4730484
I legit laughed out loud. Thanks mang.

[Anonymous No.4740216]

was having a craving for something and couldn't figure it out, thanks for the golden arches OP, sitting here with 4 mcdoubles now.

[Anonymous No.4740220]

>>4738014
Mind blowing? That's a bit much. I can't imagine how bad yours is.

[Anonymous No.4740230]

>>4738014
>wendy
>glorious heaven sent chicken sandwiches
you fucked up if you ate one of their burgers

[Anonymous No.4740234]

>>4740230
nah, the double and triple stacks are amazing

[Anonymous No.4740278]

>>4730132

This has to backfire.

[Anonymous No.4740285]

German here.
One of those "build your own burger" burgers.
It's a fan burger for a fucking Let's Player group. Jesus Christ. Absolutely and utterly disgusting I hate everything.

Also, those burgers are spectacularly overpriced and are not that special anyway

[Anonymous No.4740325]

>>4734951
>McGangbang

It's called a McDank peasant. I eat McDonald's only if I get stoned, and I always get that with a side if fries. Pretty much all McD's is good for.

[Anonymous No.4740339]

i feel bad for you goons who don't have checkers/rallys. one of the many joys of living in a shitty area, shit's fuckin greasy godliness. and oh yes, they hook you up.

[Anonymous No.4740375]

McArabia here in kebab terrorist land ^^

[Anonymous No.4740380]

>>4729922
Croque McDo

Fucking rekt.

[Anonymous No.4740397]

>>4740375
Fuck that looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.4740413]

>>4740375
>>4740375
I bet it has an EXPLOSIVE flavour.

[Anonymous No.4740418]

>>4737826
>Gravy and cheese on top of McDonalds fries.

Damn son, sorry, but I hungy now.

[Anonymous No.4740477]

>>4731133
>Caramelized bread
wat

[Anonymous No.4741074]

>>4740339
More places need to serve those types of fries.

[Anonymous No.4741082]

>>4729922
>jelly
>butthurt
it's like i'm really on reddit

[Anonymous No.4741087]

>>4737716
Just try a plain kroket...

[Anonymous No.4741093]

>>4741082

but why are you shitposting, anon?

[Anonymous No.4741111]

>>4730697
Chicken Fillet is the shit. There's this one branch near us that serves huge pieces. Jollibee spag is better though. I have yet to taste this mcspicy shit of them. My bro says it's spicy.

[Anonymous No.4741114]

>>4730052
>the dry slow-baked bread that you can club a burglar to death with
I want to try this

[Anonymous No.4741133]

[Anonymous No.4741200]

>>4741111
I have a request of you anon. Look at that picture. Look closely in the background. What do you see, anon? Is-is that sushi? Yes, that is sushi.
>McSpicy

[Anonymous No.4741208]

>>4741200
but for real that picture makes the chicken look like it has flaming cheet'ohs, plaque psoriasis. The bottom piece of bread looks like it belongs to a very thin bagel. The background is so out of focus you can't quiet tell what is happening back there.

7/10 Still looks better than BK

[Anonymous No.4741225]

>>4740413
The taste would literally blow your mind

[Anonymous No.4741666]

In Spain we have for limited time McIbérica.

[Anonymous No.4741670]

McIberica 2/2

[Anonymous No.4741685]

>>4741670
id try that

[Anonymous No.4741690]

>>4741666
>>4741670
10/10 would devour
I'd eat that even without the ham, that bun looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.4742393]

>>4741666
>>4741670
I ate this on my trip to Spain when I was in Toledo and it was the most DELICIOUS shit ever!!!

[Anonymous No.4742395]

>>4742393
**It was on a "baguette" style bread though, wasn't square

[Anonymous No.4742420]

I don't think my body can handle McDonald's anymore. I've gone without it for a long time, and the last two times I ate food from there (Yesterday and late July) I shit it all out an hour after eating it.

[Anonymous No.4742559]

>>4732182
Main you're right, I'm pretty partial to mcdoubles though.
>tfw getting 5 of them for $10

[Anonymous No.4742594]

>>4730484
nuremberger?

[Anonymous No.4742632]

>>4732103

oohhhh fuck that mcsmackshat looks fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.4742642]

>>4740375

I never understood the appeal of this shit sandwich

you can walk out the door of any mcdonalds in Cairo and immediately trip over 10 shawarma carts selling kofta at 3 pounds a sandwich

why in the fuck would i ever pay 20 pounds for this shit, it's not even kofta it's just 2 fucking beefburger patties

and don't you say delivery, there are 10,000 places on otlob in every single district that will deliver me a superior kofta sandwich

[Anonymous No.4742652]

>>4742642
i dont think mcdonalds operates out of a cart though

[Anonymous No.4742681]

Belgium

[Anonymous No.4742686]

Didn't see this one in murica.
Also from Belgium

[Anonymous No.4742693]

>>4729922
>McD viral marketing thread
>200+ posts

I'm trying to think of the last time I 'dined' at a McD.
It must have been back in highschool. early 1990's.

[Anonymous No.4742696]

>>4737911
Amerifag in China, here. Apart from the disturbing black and white burger promotion, a few menu items with rice, and bubble milk tea on the drink menu, it's pretty much your standard American McOptions. The only real difference with the menu is they don't have the numbering system on combo items.

[Anonymous No.4742701]

>>4742642
>you can walk out the door of any mcdonalds in Cairo and immediately trip over 10 shawarma carts selling kofta at 3 pounds a sandwich

>why in the fuck would i ever pay 20 pounds for this shit

Because McDonalds gets inspected by the health department? I'd rather pay a little extra than have liquid exploding out of my ass for the next 72 hours.

[Anonymous No.4742704]

>>4731725
They sourced it from this guy.

[Anonymous No.4744790]

I love McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.4744791]

>>4742701
Yeah, because everyone is sick unless they eat fast food.

[Anonymous No.4745092]

>>4729931
Is McDonalds actually quality food outside of America? This looks fucking amazing.

[The German with American power(...) No.4745099]

>>4744791
Now now we all know arab food is very dirty


>>4745092
Mcdonalds works with the local community in getting a fast and efficient product. So the meat and vegetables they are eating comes from that country

[Anonymous No.4745118]

>>4732408
Goddamnit I should not have laughed.

[Steve Gates No.4745169]

we have spaghetti here on philippines

[Anonymous No.4745175]

>>4742686
Only mcdonalds burger worth eating in belgiums.

[Anonymous No.4745270]

>>4738014
>5 Guys is greasy shit

OSHITNIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

fyi Rally's/Checkers and Kuma's Corner (in Chicago) are the best burgers i've ever had stateside

[Anonymous No.4745276]

germany.. a burger named after a youtuber

[Anonymous No.4745278]

Italy
peppery beef, bacon, grilled onion, tomato, salad and "special sauce"

[Anonymous No.4745279]

It's Canada

Pic cause merica

[Anonymous No.4745281]

^^^^^^^^^

[Anonymous No.4745282]

>>4745278
oh my god get inside me

[Anonymous No.4745283]

Why isn't reply working?

[Anonymous No.4745287]

>>4745283
disregard suck cocks etc...

[Anonymous No.4745298]

>>4742701

you trust the egyptian health department when egypt can't even build decent roads? you think they inspect mcdonalds any harder than they do those shawarma carts, when the entire country runs on graft and favors for the rich?

if there is any place you're going to get food poisoning in egypt, it's at a fast food joint. Shawarma cart guy has to market his food to his friends and neighbors, and goes out of business if he poisons one of them. McDonalds counts on business from retarded americlap tourists like you who are already on a flight home by the time the explosive diarrhea strikes.

[Anonymous No.4745301]

>>4742693

[Anonymous No.4745589]

India has a chicken maharaja (big mac with curry sauce), fucking awesome

Israel has no cheese, and its about $11 for a large meal

Singapore you can get a cup of corn

China mcdonalds is terrible, but their menu is the most different I've seen. You can get fish burger or hot dog at breakfast. They have taro or pineapple pie instead of apple. you can get a cup of milk.

[Anonymous No.4745614]

Cheddar McMelt, food of the gods, really, only seen in Brazil

[Anonymous No.4745621]

>>4732219
have you ever been to NZ? they have pretty much the same cuisine as us, being total bros and all. Also a kiwiburger is just a McOz plus egg

[Anonymous No.4745629]

>>4737911
I tried those, nothing special. The black one sucked especially

[Anonymous No.4745638]

>>4742701
you are a MASSIVE pussy

[Anonymous No.4745650]

>>4730697
>>4732264
Indonesia here, I think the whole SEA got the same menu. We have mcspaghetti, mcfriedchicken, prosperity burger as well. We did have bubur ayam (rice porridge with chicken bits) but I think it got discontinued.

[Anonymous No.4745661]

>>4730040

>this guy probably prefers Hesburger

[Anonymous No.4745813]

>>4730052
Million star post.

I'm literally in tears here.

[Anonymous No.4745843]

[Anonymous No.4745872]

>>4740325
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.4745910]

>>4729922
why does their soda taste so fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.4746055]

Guide to the McDonald's Value Menu in Murrica:

>stay away from McChicken, the meat is very cheap and chewy, if you want something similar get a snackwrap with mayonnaise, the chicken strips they use are way better

>Never buy a Double Cheeseburger, a McDouble is cheaper, if you need the extra piece of cheese then you shouldn't be eating shit from McD's

>putting french fries in your McDouble can simulate a middle bun of a Big Mac

>snackwraps>premium wraps. they put shitty romaine in premium and it's way more expensive

>mcrib is gross unless you are stoned. for all those that have never tried it, it's not that great

>when ordering sandwiches they pre-prepare, ask for extra something, or no-something, do they make it fresh

>if you want yoyr $-worth on a drink, ask for light or no ice

[Anonymous No.4746342]

Someone probably posted it already...but just in case, a reminder:

Japan has a triple cheese burger at their MacDunalds. And, on top of that, their burgers don't taste like diabeetus.

[Anonymous No.4746378]

>>4745910
My theory is that they deliberately decrease the syrup to water ratio, as well as the amount of CO2 being added at the fountain. This increases the amount of soda that can be dispensed per bib of syrup and per canister of CO2.

I mean I know the profit margin on Soda is insanely high, but when you're talking about a big corporate entity like McD's, a couple of extra cents a day saved across thousands of restaurants adds up.

As a result, most places serve soda that is watered down and a little bit flatter than how you get it when you buy it at the store.

[Anonymous No.4747241]

>>4746342
Straya has a triple cheese too, it's just not listed on the menu anymore.

[Anonymous No.4747316]

>>4730538
jarlsberg..... on mcdonalds?
not sure if stoked or disgusted at their atrocious use of it

[Anonymous No.4747342]

>>4740278
Yeah, im putting on kilos really fucking fast.

Ive had 4 bigmacs since last week. Spread the word gentlemen.

[cunt No.4747379]

>>4732264
Fuck that looks amazing. And curly fries? I jelly.

[Anonymous No.4747399]

I had McPizza once when I was younger. They were demoing it a few restaurants and I happened across one. Thank your souls you never tried that burnt terrible shit.

[Anonymous No.4747410]

>>4731133
remember they pissed off India when it turned out there was like beef fat in their fries. Of course many Indians are vegetarian and see the cow as sacred....

[Anonymous No.4747428]

>>4747410
They use feel flavoring in the fries, they haven't fried them in tallow since before I have memories.

Still, purchasing from a company that makes so much money because of federal beef subsidies and bitching the side items aren't vegan is so incredibly fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.4747433]

>>4737627
Not in the US.

[Anonymous No.4747474]

>>4731786
and the prices too, was in florida recently and the ice cream cones were 50 cents and you could get it dipped in chocolate for a dollar. cones here are freakin 1.39 like everything else on the value menu. Dont get me started on other cheap as shit chains like cicis and checkers.

[Anonymous No.4747478]

>>4747474
where in florida? i'm from miami and that's a dollar and seven cents.

[Anonymous No.4747491]

Been having limited edition banana pies here in Malaysia. I never came across this in the States. It is easily two, nay, three times better than the apple pie.

[Anonymous No.4747556]

>>4746378
I always thought it was because they use unfiltered tap water. I can usually taste the chlorine.

[Anonymous No.4747573]

I used to room with a guy that was a chef at McD, would always bring home shitloads of the stuff, and even brought home a bag of the mac sauce. one time.

[Anonymous No.4747580]

>>4746342
When I was a kid the mcdonalds here in america had a triple. But it was a baseball promotion thing that was going on. Single, double, triple, home run (4). One time I begged and mom let me have a triple.

Funny mcdonalds story my mom used to always remind me / tell everyone about, every saturday afternoon I would go shopping with mom. If I was good I'd get a happy meal. One day sitting in the car waiting in line at the drive through, I turned to her and said "Mom, I think I'm too old for a happy meal, I want a real burger!", she'd always tear up when telling it.

Miss you mom.

[Anonymous No.4747683]

>>4745589

You can get cheese at some Israeli McDonaldses. The neighborhoods where all the American Jews live for example.

[Anonymous No.4747694]

>>4746378

It's this. Soda fountains allow you to adjust the ratio of water to syrup. I used to work at a restaurant that went with about as much coke syrup as you'd allow, it was amazing.

McDonalds policy is to crank that shit up and give it to you extra-sweet.

Burger King seems to go by manufacturer standards.

Taco Bell and Wendys water down the fuck out of their drinks.

[Anonymous No.4747701]

>>4747580

post pics of your mom

[Anonymous No.4747705]

>>4747701
she died

[Anonymous No.4747736]

>>4747705
and?

[Anonymous No.4747756]

>>4747736
in 05. I don't have any scans on the computer, sorry.


.......
and just realized my dad took her pictures off his facebook. damn

[Anonymous No.4747975]

Thailand - Mcdonalds Tuna Pie (now with moar CORN!!!)

[Anonymous No.4747983]

>>4747975
heh I thought I was the only one that does this.

I mix a can of tuna into all kinds of pastas, and my mom used to mix in corn and peas to increase my veggie consumption when I was little so I just kept on doing it. Now not just tuna pasta but pretty much everything gets a couple cups of corn thrown in

[Anonymous No.4748189]

>>4732157

>i'm too cool for ketchup guise
>I have such advanced tastebuds lol plebs ketchup is for children

[Anonymous No.4748695]

>>4746342
Burger King has a quadburger in argieland.
Lots of bacon, lots of cheese. It's always hard to finish it.

[Anonymous No.4749768]

>>4748695
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