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Hey /ck/ What are some good, fast recipes for things to eat?

>> No.4686589

Spread butter on bread
Eat the result

>> No.4686590

>>4686589
>using utensils

Too hard. Just tear it into pieces and dip in olive oil.

>> No.4686591

>>4686589
Funny guy

>> No.4686594

>>4686589
People like you are the reason 4chan is becoming shit because of shit-posters like you.

Get bread, Cheese, Butter and any sauce
Flatten Bread, add cheese then roll it up.
Add the butter and put 10 minutes in the oven at 200.
Voila

>> No.4686596

p'ness

>> No.4686597

>>4686588
s.o.s.

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>>4686594
Nothing wrong with Butterbrot.
Good job not even using the sauce.

>> No.4686600

>>4686594
>complain about a useless post in a useless shit thread

Please drink bleach.

>> No.4686602

>>4686600
>drink bleach
what are you, 14 year old girl from tumblr?

>> No.4686603

>>4686602
what does tumblr have to do with that? my morrocon chemistry teacher in high school would tell us to drink bleach if we failed his tests

>> No.4686605

>>4686603
>not getting it
How new are you?

>> No.4686611

it's not hard to make a 15 minute dish..

i just made some kielbasa with bell peppers, bok choy, and onions in 15 minutes. also a boiled egg.

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>>4686590
>>4686591
>>4686594
>Americans hating on stuff that doesnt have corn syrup in it
>CANT I JUST HAVE PIZZA ROLLS AND RAMEN LIKE EVERYDAY

>> No.4686621

get a pork roast put it into a slow cooker add water with a bit of red chili sauce made with carlic cumin various spices you like. let cook for 8 hours or more when done shread pork and bake in oven to dry it out alot then add to a thick garlicy red chili sauce with a bay leaf and more cumin simmer until free flowing juices are gone. then wrap in fresh tortillas and dont add sour cream or cheese and take a bite and let the superiour meaty flavor do all the talking

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>>4686613
>eurotrash who can't use google or formulate an intelligible question to make a thread about
>CAN'T YOU JUST READ MY MIND I SAID GOOD FAST THINGS TO EAT

>> No.4686675

get package of ramen and break into pieces while still in sealed bag. open package and sprinkle flavoring packet on dry noodle. close package and shake. then proceed to eat and rave about how good dried noodles are

>> No.4686761

>>4686588
What does Swans have to do with cooking?

>> No.4686792

>>4686588
chop up some beef add lime juice and cilantro and salt and maybe some green mint leavesalso maybe a bit of soy sauce and or worschestershire sauce if you like additional taste let marinade for 8 hour or overnight in the refridgerator. get hot pan add a bit of oil and fry chopped red and green bell peppers and onions and minced garlic. add the marinaded beef and cook on high ontil done. serve in tortillas with a side of sour cream and additional chopped bell peppers

>> No.4686832

>>4686675
My dad told me everyone does that in prison here
>inb4 whitetrash

>> No.4686850

sautee onions until soft but not browned. add a can of drained spinach a can of salmon and one fourth a can of pinto beans add salt heat and serve. its excellent but only as a small side dish ment to be eaten with a larger main course

>> No.4686855

>>4686832
odd. i only see girls who cant cook do this. but hey ice seen them eat raw bacon as well haha

>> No.4686870

>>4686588
2 eggs in a bowl
salt and pepper
scramble
microwave for 1:30

If you want it to not taste like poor food, cut up some precooked sausage and mix it in before cooking.

>> No.4686905

buttered toast sprinkled with cinnamon sugar

>> No.4686923

Can of tuna
Spoonful of mayo
4-6 crushed up ritz crackers
Hot sauce or not

om nom nom

>> No.4686930

>>4686588
place 1-4 chicken breasts on a paper plate. Microwave on high until done in the center, sprinkle some salt and eat. Yum.

>> No.4687024

get unpeeled raw potato. wash dirt off it. eat like apple

>> No.4687077

>>4686832
I work in a jail and yes everyone does that