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4678828 No.4678828 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we judge people based on their favorite food in the whole wide world. What can you NOT go one week without eating?

(pic related, my food)

>> No.4678853

shameless self bump

>> No.4678865
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4678865

>>4678828
Here's mine.

I don't eat food. I just eat junk food.

>> No.4678867
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4678867

>favorite food
>NOT go one week without eating

Those are two different things. I can't afford to have crab legs every week :(

>> No.4678868

A sandwich.
Any sandwich.

There's something satisfying eating between bread.

>> No.4678871

>>4678865
Judgement: You probably don't know how to cook hence the junk food. You stay up late a lot. You probably don't have a girlfriend. You prefer the plain classic lays so you probably don't venture out much and try new food things.

>> No.4678874

>>4678867
Good point. In that case of the things you can afford... what can you not go a week without indulging with?

I'm already judging you have a min wage paying job.

>> No.4678883

>>4678868
Judgement: You watch Sandwich King on Food Network no doubt. You don't know how to cook many things, hence the reliance on sandwiches. You probably game, hence the need to eat and prepare things quickly in between gaming. You probably also fap a lot too. Maybe make a sandwich at 2am in the morning after some rigorous fapping.

>> No.4678888

chocolate

>> No.4678889

pasta

>> No.4678894

>>4678883
I don't watch Food Network anymore.
I always saw the same shows here, which is Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, You Gotta Eat Here, Donut Showdown, Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Pitchin' In.

Your assumption to eat and prepare things quick is spot on though. I work two jobs, from 10am to 8pm, then from 11 to 7am, so I'm always on the go.

>> No.4678893
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>>4678888
You're fat. You have bad teeth. You have diabetes (or will have). Maybe even bad skin.

>> No.4678896

>>4678889
You're a chick, or a gay male. You work out. At least have some Italian in you. And you like salads too.

>> No.4678897

pizza

>> No.4678900

>>4678893
I am skinny, black-stained teeth, psoriasis and pale skin. No idea about diabetus.

>> No.4678901

>>4678897
You're in college. You're allowed to control you're own diet now so sure enough, it involves a lot of pizza. Delivery, frozen, whatever,.. pizza. You have not yet matured enough in college to explore the wonderful world of FOOD. Enjoy you're pizza good luck next semester college person.

>> No.4678902

>>4678896
Only the first one's right. I like salads a little bit.

>> No.4678904

>>4678901
ignore my grammar nazi laws broken

i saw them after the fact

>> No.4678911

>>4678900
Try to get into dark chocolate. That's at least semi healthy for you if you eat that on the reg.

>> No.4678917

OP here. No one has done me so I'll just do myself. Maybe I'l be close.

You OP, you're probably fat because you probably drink beer with those wings. You probably like sports too. I don't what team or teams you follow but I'm sure they suck. You probably have high cholesterol also if you eat wings every week.

>> No.4678919
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4678919

Mushrooms. I have to say of all things, they are my favorite food. I usually have them several times per week, but always at least once.

>> No.4678923

>>4678919
Hmmm.. this is hard. You're asian.

>> No.4678926

>>4678923
>asian
Negative.

>> No.4678928

Milk, rice, and bananas. But not together.

>> No.4678930

>>4678926
Damn.

Okay. You are vegetarian. Mushrooms have umami which is kinda like a meaty essence without the meat. You're a vegetarian and mushrooms are your meat?

Supposed the complete opposite of that would be you are a carnivore and enjoy mushrooms with all of your steaks.

Damn this is a hard one.

>> No.4678933

>>4678928
>rice

YOU are asian. Might be an islander asian based on the bananas. You have hot cousins that are asian.

>> No.4678934

Rice.

>> No.4678935

>>4678934
>Rice.

Asian again.

>> No.4678941

>>4678933
Nope. Half white, half hispanic (from Costa Rica). I have kind of asiany-eyes according to some people, though.

>> No.4678942

>>4678933
>>4678935
>being this retarded

>> No.4678950

>>4678941
>Costa Rica

practically an island. Def the island vibe down there.

>asiany-eyes

You're asian. you like rice, remember..

>> No.4678955

>>4678942
you are Asian too...

for being offended

>> No.4678958

>>4678955
Nope.

>> No.4678960
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4678960

Buffalo wings are my favorite food but I frequently go weeks without eating it.

>> No.4678961

>>4678958
Well you didn't say a food...s o you must not eat. You're not Asian so theeerefore..

you are a Russian anorexic super model.

Sup? ;)

>> No.4678962

>>4678950
Oh ok.

>> No.4678963

>>4678960
You like to live life. Like me with the wings. Good friends, good times, good drink and abundant wings. However you are smart. You spread it out to protect your arteries. You are smart. You're probably a doctor.

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4678968

Can't get enough of this stuff. Its my go-to snack.

>> No.4678972

>>4678968
Hipster.

>> No.4678975

>>4678968
HA, I just ate some Shrop blue last night. Great cheese. Of course, I'm a fan of all blue cheeses, but that one is excellent.

>> No.4678976

>>4678968
Definitely a euro. England most likely. You have bad breath. You fart a lot eating all that cheese. Big maybe that you enjoy wine also with your cheese.. but you could be England so that could just as easily go ale.

>> No.4678977

I love me some motherfucking bread.

>> No.4678980

>>4678977
You love motherfucking sandwiches too.

>> No.4678987

McDonald's fries

I don't give a fuck. They are the most delicious substance on Earth.

>> No.4678993

>>4678987
You're obviously a connoisseur of the finer things in life. You drive a luxory car.. possibly convertable. You are educated. You may or may not be a member of a country club.

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>>4678993
Oh wow, it's like you know me.

Mom..is that you?

>> No.4679003

>>4678999
Not Indian? Sri Lonkan!

>> No.4678999

Curry.

>inb4 "you're indian"

>> No.4679006

bronzino

>> No.4679008

If I could, I would eat a prime rib au jus with onions and mushrooms every week. A nice soup beforehand, a potato and steakhouse veggie dish with it, like seasoned wedges and creamed spinach, and a few brandy old fashioned sours.

That's the ideal meal.

>> No.4679014

>>4679003
I'm so white it hurts.

>> No.4679016

>>4679006
You're rich. You have money. European.

>> No.4679018

>>4679008
Prime rib eh? I'd say you are over 35 years old. Meal you described is delicious .. but a bit older school.

>> No.4679019
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4679019

i fucking love burgers so much

>> No.4679021

>>4679019
'Murrican..

you also love french fries as well.

>> No.4679022

>>4679016
not european

>> No.4679023

>>4679022
But you got money though. Expensive fish.

Cod.

>> No.4679028

>>4678911
Dark chocolate tastes like shit though.

>> No.4679030
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4679030

honestly, for me, it's dark chocolate. every time I go to the grocery store , which is max once a week, I can't help but pick up a dark chocolate bar. i started out on ghirardeli but gradually started on the more expensive, locally-made bars

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>>4679021
meh fries is a hit and miss i just like a good burger tons of veggies sauteed shrooms some onion,oh and you can't forget really good quality beef.

>> No.4679033
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>>4679030
this is the stuff of Gods

>> No.4679034

>>4679028
Yup but it's healthy.

>>4679030
What a coincidence we were just mentioning the health benefits of dark chocolate. You must have an IQ of 1000. You're smart. Educated. Make good money to be affording that fancy chocolate. You probably bang a hot girl too.

>> No.4679036

>>4679018
Nah, early 20s, but I do love those old supper club foods where the blue hairs seem to congregate.

>> No.4679039

>>4679036
I'm intrigued.. early 20s huh and you like old school dishes. Did the doc send you back to 1955 to reunite your parents?

>> No.4679043

Pears.
I am a simple man.

>> No.4679045

>>4679036
lamb rack?

>> No.4679046

My favourite food is lamb cutlets, but I don't eat them once a week. I suppose I couldn't go a whole week without eggs, love dem eggs

>> No.4679047

Steak.

Say what you will, at some point during every week I end up buying and cooking up a nice ol steak.

>> No.4679052

>>4679043
You are a pacifist. You don't believe in fighting. Kind of a wimp you could say. You like to eat a lot of salads. You don't like apples.

>> No.4679054
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4679054

Fucking sushi. I love trying foreign foods and got hooked on it when I was little.
>mfw a new sushi place opened up nearby in a food court with the freshest tasting sushi I've had in years

>> No.4679055

>>4679046
>>4679047
This goes to both of you. You are men's men. You could eat those cuts of meat with your hands if it were socially acceptable. Your balls are plentiful. Chicks dig you. And you have scars too.

>> No.4679058

Beans on toast.

>> No.4679059

>>4679039
I think it's because we would always go out to good supper clubs with my grandparents when I was a kid.

>>4679045
Fuck yes, just had a whole rack on Sunday. It was literally the most tender piece of meat I've ever eaten, from some old-school Italian place that marinated it for three days. It was also one of the most expensive dishes I've ever paid for at $45 (didn't know the price until after I ordered because it was a special). But fuck if it wasn't amazing.

And of course with two brandy old fashioned sours as well.

>> No.4679060

>>4679054
You like Japanese girls too. You fap to Japan girls porn.

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>>4678996
yes.... yes it is.

>> No.4679062

>>4679058
You're out of work. Times are tough. Don't worry bro you'll pull through.

>> No.4679065

>>4679059
I was seriously going to guess your grandparents took you to those spots too. I mean that stuff is good but definitely an older crowd into that.

>> No.4679068

>>4679052
I guess you could say that. I do try to avoid as many conflicts as possible (when not on the internet that is).
I think I'd rather be compared to a Buddhist monk doing Shaolin Kung Fu and living in the mountains than some piece of shit hipster 'pacifist' living in NYC.
I'm indifferent towards salad. It's easy to make, so that's good.

>> No.4679067

>>4679062
Hardly. It's just excellent comfort food.

>> No.4679070

>>4679067
Really? You actually got me curious now. Seriously. What kind of toast, what kind of beans? Who do you prepare this?

>> No.4679074

>>4679055
Well, that was frighteningly accurate. You even got the "i'd eat steak with my hands if it were okay" bit down because I'm sitting here eating little cut up slices of it from the night before with my fucking fingers like an animal.

>> No.4679075
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4679075

They're pretty delicious.

>> No.4679076

>>4679070
Toast is whatever I have. Heinz beans. Sausages.
Maybe dried herbs, or worcestershire sauce, or tabasco.. Just makes for a good hot breakfast without much work, to the extent that I usually go for at at least once a week.

>> No.4679077

>>4679075
Not asian but like asian food. Orange chicken is your thing. You don't know how to eat with chop sticks still.

>> No.4679083

>>4679077
Asian. I use chopsticks, albeit not in the "proper" way - I just hold them and move them differently in my hand.

Orange chicken is pretty good though...

>> No.4679086

>>4679070
british people do

>> No.4679087

>>4679083
An Asian in USA right? That's what I meant sort of. That's US asian food right there. Don't think they look like that in Asian whatever they were derived from

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>>4679065
fuck yeah buddy up top for old school cocktails i love me a good harvey wallbanger.

>>4679047
This is another one for me i eat steak at least once a week.

>> No.4679096

>>4679091
Chillin in an old school joint drinking a rob roy, grubbing on beef wellington. Waitress if 55 but she's still got iot... plus you know you can skip the condom cuz that old bitch ain't getting preggerz.

>> No.4679097

friggin pasta. I'll have it with any sauce i've ever heard of, or just by itself with pepper. pasta is the god of carbs.

>> No.4679099

>>4679034

haha calm down man i was just sharing what i like :)

i do have da cutest gf ever c:

>> No.4679102

>>4679097
You are aware of carbs in pasta so I'll just take a shot in the dark here... you're an athlete. You are conscientious of what you consume in your body. You are not fat even though you eat a lot of pasta.

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>>4679096
yeah but if you don't wrap it you'll probably get the clap from the ol hag

>> No.4679107

>>4679060

I am not a Lesbian.
I don't even like Japan that much. The living conditions and culture sound shit.

I fucking love sushi though.

>> No.4679110

Grilled cheese sandwich, with french fries or chips, preferably with applesauce as well.

>> No.4679112

>>4679102
due to summer I'm not doing anything but playing vidya and eating, Figured I should not eat so much damn food, considering that my main exercise seems to be typing I wish I was an athelete but I just can't be bothered.

>> No.4679113

>>4679110
You don't eat meat. You have a vagina.

>> No.4679125

>>4679113
Wow, completely accurate.

>> No.4679127

Cheesesteak with pepper jack cheese, mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, and just a little bit of brown mustard.

FUCK. Now I've got to go get one.

>> No.4679137

Cheese, alcohol, and water. I could literally give up anything but these three things.

>> No.4679140

>>4679127
My initial reaction would be you're from Philly. However those things have branched out so much you can almost get a cheesesteak anywhere. You did call it your fav food though so fuck it, I'll stick with you are from Philly.

You were also breastfed. I can tell but your punctuation.

>> No.4679144

>>4679137
You are a fun person to be with. When you drink you also become the funniest person in whatever room you are in.

>> No.4679147
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4679147

chocolate oatmeal
how do other people enjoy living without this stuff, is beyond me

>> No.4679148

>>4679140
>from philly
Not even close. I've never even been to Pennsylvania. Also, FUCK cheese whiz and/or american "cheese" on cheesesteaks.

>> No.4679151

>>4679147
You enjoy eating things that look the same coming out as they do coming in. You are also a big fan of no-bean chili.

>> No.4679153

>>4679148
You 'were' breastfed though.

>> No.4679162

>>4679153
No idea about that.

>> No.4679167

Chorizo and egg taco

>> No.4679171
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4679171

if its in my fridge? a hot dog. sometimes they make me question my sexuality i like them so much. b-but a hot dog is different from dicks right!?

>> No.4679172

>>4679167
Orale amigo. Usted eres latino y te encanta comer comidas clasicas.

Translation. Latin dude.

You also enjoy Tapatio hot sauce, yes?

>> No.4679175

>>4679171
Depends if you insert the dog in and out of your mouth before eating. Deep throat?

I'll go out on a limb here and guess that you're not into melons. And you hate fish.

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>>4679172

>> No.4679192

>>4679184
This hot sauce means you make a little more than min wage so can afford the better stuff. Before you made this money I bet you were using Tapatio.

>> No.4679193
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4679193

>>4679175
... I umm. I actually love those. I'm just worried the hot dog things might make me s-straight
>>back and forth.
not quite, but I do put Japanese mayo on it and it's so good.

>> No.4679194

>>4679172
I am a white man from San Antonio, so yes on both

>> No.4679196

>>4679194
>white man from San Antonio

You own a gun and hate Mexicans.

>> No.4679202

>>4679192
I keep both in muh fridge

>> No.4679211

>>4679202
You also keep tortillas in there?

>> No.4679213

Craft beer, if that counts. I get a mix-a-six everytime I go to the liquor store, and I never get the same one twice. If it doesn't, then salmon.

>> No.4679214

>>4679196
If people in San Antonio hated Hispanics, they couldn't leave the house or get a job or eat or breathe.

>> No.4679215
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>>4679172
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me in Spanish, you little Mexican bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class with a Bachelor of Arts in English, I've won numerous spelling bee competitions and have written over 300 confirmed best-sellers. I am trained in mass-media speaking techniques and I'm the best editor for the entire USA Today. You are nothing to me but just another sideways talking spic. I'll argue you the fuck out in God's English the likes of which has never been seen before in America, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with Spanish shit talking to me over the Internet? Think again, wetback. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Immigration officers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the deportation, you chili choking pepper popper. The deportation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taco truck. You’re fucking deported, fence-hopper. I can speak anywhere, anytime, and I can debate you with over seven million words, and that’s just in English. Not only am I extensively trained in advanced English speaking, but I have access to the entire thesaurus of the United States Library of Congress and I will use it to its full extent to argue your miserable ass off the face of the country, you dirty pool digger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tortillas. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn anchor baby. I will shit America all over you and you will drown in my freedom. You’re fucking excommunicated, Sanchez.

>> No.4679217

I love pad thai, especially with coco milk peanut sauce

So fucking good

>> No.4679218
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4679218

Favourite food: Takoyaki
Can't go a week without eating: Shawarma

Judgement now.

>> No.4679222

>>4679213
You obviously have good taste. You make decent income. You're girl is hot and has a tight ass. You don't live in southern california cuz they don't do mix a six out here. But that sounds cool.

>> No.4679224
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>>4679211
always

>> No.4679226

>>4679217
You like the only thing people like from Thai food. You are afraid to try new things.. you usually like to go with whatever is safe. You don't like trying new things.

>> No.4679229

>>4679218
You have a dick and 2 balls to go with that dick. The fact that you know waht takoyaki means either tells me you have traveled or you have been to adventurous restaurants . Either way, you are adventurous. When you fuck you girl you like to try new and interesting positions. You also like moveis with things.

>> No.4679232
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4679232

Really fucking obvious. But I eat this every Sunday with my grandpa.

>> No.4679234

>>4679233
Try something else on the menu. Thai make great food... that is not pad thai.

>> No.4679233

>>4679226
Actually I do like trying new things

Pad thai is still my favorite though

>> No.4679237

>>4679232
Speechless.. I have no idea what the fuck that is. bowl of noodles and stuff. Umm. judgment: you love your grandpa very much.

>> No.4679238

>>4679151
>You enjoy eating things that look the same coming out as they do coming in.
correct! I prefer food that look really messy, almost to the level an ordinary person would find disgusting.
>You are also a big fan of no-bean chili.
Beans and corn are the best part of chilly for me.

>> No.4679252

>>4679229
You are accurate on all points. Good job, mate.

Congratulations, you won, congratulations, you won, congratulations, you won.

>> No.4679272

>>4678867
>crab legs
>Not whole blue crabs
I bet you don't even eat the mustard

>> No.4679284

A friend of mine and I get steak and lobster every Sunday. I guess that's it? Lobsters and oysters are my favorite food, but I don't get them weekly, really. Them's the breaks of living decently far from the ocean (and really far from the best places for those two items).

I also get french dip sliders from a place I frequent during happy hour about once a week.

>> No.4679288

>>4679284
You and your "friend" are secret lovers. It's okay.. no judgement here. Just call him your boyfriend , it's okay.
No one spends on lobsters and steak on someone they AREN'T fucking. Weekly basis too.

>> No.4679292

Hard one:
I love Maultaschen in all forms, roasted, in broth, I just love them.

>> No.4679294

>>4679284
just have sex with them already

>> No.4679297

Cigarettes and water.

>> No.4679299

>>4679292
At least one person in your family fought for the Nazis in WWII. You like beer. You don't like tacos becuase you hate minorities.

>> No.4679306

>>4679297
You watch your figure.

>> No.4679308

>>4679299
I like tacos and I don't hate minorities.

>> No.4679309

>>4679237
Are you retarded? It's just noodles in a bowl with meat, vegetables, and and egg. 5 seconds of googling would have told you it's called nengmyun.

>> No.4679310

>>4679308
Nazi relative?

>> No.4679313

>>4679309
Okay you're an ass and I hope you lose your grandpa for that remark. Slow and painfully.

>> No.4679314

>>4679310
I had some, as well as most Germans.

>> No.4679316

>>4679314
Damn I'm good. Sig Hai comrade.

>> No.4679319

>>4679288
>>4679294

We go to the bar so I can hit on the waitress there and get the Sunday special, which is the Steak and Lobster. Then we catch an HBO show.

But if you're that convinced, I'll let him know we're fagging it up. Dibs on top.

>> No.4679323

>>4679319
Some day you will learn everything you are looking for is right in front of you. In the form of a butthole not traditional vagina of course.

>> No.4679325

>>4679193
I guess I dont get a re-eval, oh well. thanks for the fun op.

>> No.4679328

>>4679325
oh you want more?

Japanese mayo is your subconciously reinforcing that you secretly love the cock. Hot dogs = shaft , mayo semen. Just get it over with already and suck on some sausage.

you also like daffidills.

>> No.4679330

>>4679328
I dont think I've ever encountered a dafodill in real life... I do love flowers though... damnit now I want to find one.

>> No.4679337

>>4679330
Forgot finding the flowers... go find that cock. Youl'll thank me later when you are laying there with a face full of cum with a big fat fuckin smile on your face.

>> No.4679347

Right now I am eating lots of tacos, burritos, and other tex mex food items. Pizza is also good, what you say about me

>> No.4679352

>>4679347
You have a penis. You don't really give a fuck about eating healthy. Might have a little belly going. You probably drink beer too.

You love people of all races and creeds. Mexicans and Italians are your niggas.

>> No.4679355

Well, not exactly something I drink everyday but if I had one last minute on this earth I'd like a really really strong shot of expresso, the strongest the machine can offer, with a sort of chocolate-y blend, I'm thinking brazilian

>> No.4679359

>>4679355
You are an adult but you still live at home. You hang out at coffee shops so that you don't have to hear your mom bitch about getting a job and a place of your own. You have a complicated drink order because you think it makes you special. You like the idea that for one brief moment, even if it's just a drink, you get to tell someeone what to do.

>> No.4679377
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4679377

yes

>> No.4679378

>>4679148
>>4679140
BTW I'm actually from Texas.

>> No.4679383

>>4679032
>>4679019
Where's that from? Looks familiar.

>> No.4679384

>>4679352
>implying he actually eats real Mexican food
That fat slob just eats anything that's easiest for him and is closest to his location

>> No.4679387

>>4679377
You like taking big dumps that keep you sitting on the toilet for hours on end.

Get that mole checked out.

>> No.4679405
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4679405

>>4679383
that's a pic i took a long time ago, started a thread that caused much ass pain.

>> No.4679416

Spicy Honey Chicken from Chin's.

Southern California

>> No.4679418

>>4679384

What I posted the picture of Burrito I am eating right now.

>> No.4679425

>>4679416
You have a great personality.

>> No.4679436

>>4678894
When do you sleep?

>> No.4679439

>>4679425
Aw shucks, thanks.

>> No.4679445

>>4679359
No I like the aftertaste of really strong coffee.
But yeah I'm an adult and I do live with my mom. I don't need to go to coffee shops to not have her bitch me how I should get a job, I can always go to 4chan

>> No.4679468

>>4679355
>expresso

You're retarded, do I win a prize for being right?

>> No.4679491

Probably pizza

>> No.4679503
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4679503

This.
I eat them every weekend

>> No.4679504
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4679504

chicken (or beef) teriyaki you find at mall food courts.

>> No.4679510

>>4679504
I love that stuff, there is nothing in the food court at the mall that I want more than that.

>> No.4679511
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4679511

my favorite food is escargot.

my mom is french and i ate a shit ton of seafood growing up if youre wondering why i would ever eat snails.

i only get to have it a few times a year but OMFG is it good.

>> No.4679514
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>>4678828
And?

>> No.4679517

>>4679503

pics or it didnt happen

not but really ive always wondered what the texture is like. is it something that you can chew through no problem or is every motion of your jaw a new step into wtf?

>> No.4679518

oatmeal and almonds.
oh fuck.
sweet oatmeal.
i remember trying to keto but you were my downfall.

>> No.4679526 [DELETED] 

>>4679517
the catch is that it has a lot of textures. The yolk is kind of like a hard boiled yolk, there's a hard and crunchy part, the liquid around the egg was the best part. The fetus simply melts in your mouth. I didn't know there was a fetus inside until 5 years after eating it.

>> No.4679539
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4679539

hawaiian pizza

holy shit

i want to be buried in it

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>>4679526
actually it's kind of like this

>> No.4679679
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4679679

Ba-tampte garli dill. I splurged on them every time I went grocery shopping even though pickles have almost no food value. Can't get them where I moved unless I resort to mail-order.

My newest grocery store treat is Darbo "Rose Apricot" preserves. Fuck I've never found a more delicious apricot jam.

I buy sugar-free energy drinks once every two weeks or so. I drink them on an empty stomach so I can really enjoy the caffeine rush.

>> No.4679694
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4679694

>> No.4679703

>>4678867
Your dad told you that king crab legs are one of the bests foods, alongside other stuff he hyped up to you from his own memories that you can't afford and that he probably couldn't afford when he told you. Also, you should move closer to the ocean.

>> No.4679704

>>4679694
shit that is a bad picture

I am addicted to fried shrimp with grated parmesan, though I can't have it every week.

>> No.4679707

qusedillas
im also canadian not mexican
judge away

>> No.4679709

>>4678888
You are not fat. Your tastes are not outlandish. You don't need to eat a lot of food to enjoy it.

>> No.4679716

A 1/3 pound hamburger.

>> No.4679721

>>4678919
You buy food that's actually a nice variety instead of picking up whatever variety is the cheapest per ounce. You enjoy things that cook relatively fast, you probably have a long routine workday that wears you out for mundane chores during the week - something quick hot and fragrant that tastes good is perfect.

>> No.4679733
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>> No.4679770

>>4679733
You have excellent tastebuds. You are either well-off financially - enough thst you dont have to calculate your crocery budget paycheck to paycheck - or you live in the south. You also like beer.

>> No.4679795

>>4679222
I'm from Orange County bro and we do have a mix-a-six down here.

>> No.4679836

>>4679733
dirty spic

>> No.4679866

>>4679222
Pretty close. I like to think I have good taste, and I'm trying to expand my palette. I'm currently single but my ex had a glorious ass. I make decent money I guess. And I live in New England.

>> No.4679879

>>4678867

>live near myrtle beach
>all you can eat crab legs, $20, maybe less if you eat during some early bird special

As a broke college student I can't do this every week but I usually have an extra $20 by the end of each month.

>> No.4679889

Peanut Butter.

I'm sorry.

>> No.4679903

Today my favourite thing is schnitzel (breadcrumb seasoned with hot and sweet paprika, cumin, coriander, salt, and pepper) with some wine and cheese.

Judge me you motherfucker.

>> No.4679907

>>4679889
>I'm sorry
You're Canadian, and for that I'm truly, truly sorry.

>> No.4679915
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4679915

i really dont eat the same exact things in a week, and i have a ton of favorite foods, but i would have to be very broad and say pasta.
alfredos, lo mein, chicken parm, etc.

also, i probably dont go 2 days without eating some sort of dish with chicken.

>> No.4679918

>>4679903
Your cholesterol is probably a little bit high. I would like to know if you made it yourself, what kind of wine, what kind of meat, and are you a farmer in Slovakia? You were so specific about the seasonings, but not anything else; this leads me to believe you're either drunk on wine and belligerent, or you're insecure and don't really want to be judged.

>> No.4679919

>>4679915
You exercise a lot.

>> No.4679923

>>4679918
I did make it myself. My wine of choice would be from the Tokaji region, although any muscat or riesling is fine as well.

No to being a Slovakian farmer (or any farmer).

Drunk - yes. Insecure - no.

>> No.4679924

For me it's anything to do with Chicken. Chicken is easily my favourite meat

>> No.4679925

>>4679923
Addendum: chicken.

>> No.4679926

>>4679919
nope. havent been to a gym in years, haha.

>> No.4679931

>>4679923
Well, I got the drunk part right. I judge you to be someone eating delicious fucking food and not giving a shit that you are fat.

>> No.4679936

>>4679926
How do you justify all that cream and oil coated starch? Small portions?

>> No.4679938

>>4679936
>justify
implying i give a shit about health. im going to die chubby and happy.

>> No.4679951

>>4679931
Not fat, but I probably should watch the cholesterol.

Thank you sire!

>> No.4679959

>>4679337
I'm not that kind of girl though, if I get cock it's going to be a serious cock with commitment,

>> No.4679977

>>4679514
we're long lost brothers

>> No.4679982

>>4679924
you have a good heart. stay away from the red meat.
don't mean you are nice.... you're still an ass. But you're heart organ is strong.

>> No.4679989

>>4679716
you are mathmatical. you like to count calories too. your penis is small though

>> No.4679992

>>4679707
you like cheese. but you eat too much of it that you get a little gassy. You don't keep very many friends.

>> No.4680007

>>4679511
you have money and you may or may not have hooked up with your mom

>> No.4680008

>>4679491
You have superb taste. You probably enjoy red wine as well.

>> No.4680040

Iced tea. The only thing I'm always going to eat once a week at least, only because I like it.

I'm also eating an Egg McMuffin a week, because monopoly, but I'll quit that when the promotion ends.

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Itt we post picture of our fridge's content and try to guess as much as possible about the person.

Pic related.mine.

>> No.4680046
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Pancakes. Especially with blueberries. Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day, really I like all staples. Always eat it with eggs, sausage too if I'm hungry. When I was younger whenever our family went out to eat for diner I'd always order the breakfast menu if the restaurant allowed.

>> No.4680057

Mac n' cheese. There's one place right down the street that does the crust on top absolutely perfectly, I'm there way too often.us

>> No.4680061
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4680061

Eggs.
The yolk has to be liquid, so fried, soft-boiled or poached.

Yum.

Also egg whites in smoothies...

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>>4680046
you're in a comitted relationship, and you love your family. A little simple, but nice. You probably own a workbench.

>>4680057
You have no money problems. You're not a NEET now, but you used to be one.

>> No.4680078
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4680078

Stuffed grape leaves, especially with lamb and such. I could probably live off them for years.

>> No.4680080

>>4680078
Do you happen to have a large number of Armenian relatives?

>> No.4680081

>>4680080
Nope! I'm as white as corn bread.

>> No.4680083

>>4678901
thanks i'm taking a pretty heavy load of classes this fall.
but actually i've lived on my own for 8 years, i just really like pizza.
also pineapple, but not on pizza.

>> No.4680084

>>4680081
Figured I'd ask. My mother in law is Armenian, and she pushes stuffed grape leaves and lamb on me every time I visit.

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>>4678883
>>4678871
These fit me perfectly and I hate both Lays and Sandwiches

>> No.4680089

>>4679989
Nope, nope, and nope. Try again.

>> No.4680101

>>4680069
>you're in a committed relationship
Just got out of one actually. It's a shame, I wish I could skip the dating part and just end up married with children. I do own a workbench though, either I'm cooking or in the garage working or reloading.

>> No.4680108
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>>4680101
> cooking or reloading.
>mfw
/ck/ommrades

>> No.4680135
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4680135

Pho. Bf took me to get some yesterday and I'm craving more already.

(also, I don't know how to make the little accent that goes over the 'o' on my shitty computer)

>> No.4680152

>>4680135
That's photo is not pho. That's bun bo hue.

>> No.4680155 [DELETED] 

there's no food I need to have every week

but I can't live without soda anymore

>> No.4680158

>>4680135
That's bun bo hue. How do you even fuck this up?

>> No.4680165

>>4680152
>>4680158
Sonovabitch, I would be the one to fuck up.

>> No.4680171
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4680171

Gumbo

>> No.4680185

My favorite food is the greek wrap from a specific cafe run by a "close knit" religious group.

>> No.4680186

>>4680084

Definitely not an Armenian thing, it's far more ubiquitous. It's a staple of many Arab, Slavic, Persian, and Turkish cuisines. Same with lamb.

>> No.4680213

Coca cola. I need it like I need air.

>> No.4680224

>>4680213
You are all of my friends. When are we going to hang out and play videogames again?

>> No.4680226

Beef tri-tip with spicy korean BBQ sauce. Also love mushrooms and bell peppers.

>> No.4680239

>>4680226
You're from the south. Maybe. You generally like to cook but are rarely satisfied with your skill level.

>> No.4680248

i love pickles and cucumbers, my mouth waters just thinking about them. pretty sure pickles are my crack.

>> No.4680265

Mother fucking TACOS.

>> No.4680301

>>4680265
I really can't fault anyone for this.
Tacos; real tacos with quality meat, onions, and cilantro; are king kong.

>> No.4680362
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4680362

I can't get enough of pic related. I eat like a jar a week.

>> No.4680943

Fucking Thai spices in shrimp or pork, love that shit.

>> No.4680959

The guy doing the most judging ITT is hilarious. Thank you for your contributions, you're giving me a big jolly smile.

>> No.4680966
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4680966

those fuckers. don't know why, I just can't get enough.

>> No.4680975

>>4680362

>not eating vlasic flavored with tabasco

What are you, some kind of pleb?

>> No.4680977

>>4680362

Yaugh. Ever since I visited my friend at the pickle factory and saw people hocking loogies into the brine and all kinds of foul things, I have not been able to eat a pickle. It's been years and it still haunts me.

>> No.4681000

>>4680040
You grew up mcdonalds but find yourself eating it less and less these days because you know it's shit. Don't worry I'm the same way. Soemthing about mcdonalds makes you feel like a kid again. Including the monopoly. The most you have ever won is a large order of fries. You will never ever win the cash prizes.

>> No.4681016

that feel when you bumped your head and suddenly become allergic to your favorite foods.

>> No.4681021

by far the most responses I've ever had on a thread.. thanks /ck/

>>4680061
You have a fear of heights and a fear of being eaten alive by dinosaurs.

>>4680078
You drive a mercedes brrro. And live in a 2 bed 1 bath house with 8 people.

>>4680085
You like bologni, but hate ham.

>>4680135
You are either asian or a hipster. Either way you wear glasses.

>>4680155
You are single.

>>4680171
You are black.

>>4680185
You will soon be sucked in by this cult and drink poison punch the next time a meteor flies by earth.

>>4680224
/thread

>>4680248
You have an oral fixation. If you haven't already tried, you should try sucking cock.

>>4680265
I had tacos yesterday. They do rock. You are me on Wednesdays.

>>4680966
Dude, do you eat dildos? Not cool, bro.

>> No.4681030

>>4681016
I'd shoot myself in the head if I suddently became allergic to:
bacon, shellfish, avocado, bread

Seriously. Maybe even cam it too.

>> No.4681048

>>4681030
That's like me.
>eat primarily animal-product-free diet, peppered with meat and dairy here or there
>mostly eat dark, leafy delicious greens
>wake up with horrible leg pain
>leg is swollen to three times its size and is purple
>can't move it
>call an ambulence
>go into emergency surgery
>remove a metric fucktonne of blood clots from my leg
>remove fillets of flesh from the sides of my calves
>scar running from ankle to crotch and on my calves
>developed super rare blood disorder called 'asherson's syndrome'
>asherson's patients form clots super easily
>vit. K promotes blood clotting
>dark leafy greens are the main source of vit. K
>no more dark leafy greens for me
>or grapefruit
>and I fucking love grapefruit
Fuck this gay earth and fuck Asherson's syndrome. At least I'm naturally immune to a whole mess of viruses, HIV, influenza and the common cold included, because the viruses can't latch onto my DNA due to Asherson's.
I still miss dark leafy greens.
(I still eat them from time to time, even though I shouldn't).

>> No.4681049

>>4680362
You and my girlfriend both. When you eat this shit your significant other hates it. Hates kissing you after you eat these. Hates you breathing near. Have some fuckin consideration.

>>4680943
You put hot sauce on everything in general. You like spice. When you poop it burns. You know it burns, but you keep eating super spicy stuff anyway. You might live close to the equator.

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>>4681021
Hearts of palm aren't dildos, plus I'm not a guy.

>> No.4681065

>>4681048
Leafy greens? Grapefruit? I wish I could take that away from you because I'm not huge on either of those.

>>4681053
hahaha... you win.

So you're not a guy? sup? ;)

>> No.4681070

>>4681053
Actually I never said you were a guy. So go find that thing that I recommended you should try.

>> No.4681098

>>4681070
>Dude, do you eat dildos? Not cool, bro.

>> No.4681107

>>4681065
Fucking sucks when your entire diet is turned on its ear. I miss eating greens with some semblance of regularity ;_;

>> No.4681117
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Rye bread.

>> No.4681118

>>4681107
Okay, but how does that make fucking suck? Fucking is still pretty good no matter what.

>> No.4681119

>>4681107
Do you have anything new that brings you any sort of happiness on that front? Maybe something you kind of liked before.. and now you like it more because that food essenetialy got a promotion?

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>>4681021
Nah the cult isn't for me. The women arent allowed to cut or dye their hair or use make up. I'm too goth for that.

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>>4681117
I don't know rye you would say that.

>> No.4681143

>>4681117
You like matzo balls too.

Saving money is your jam.

>> No.4681174
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4681174

as far as something I could eat every day
pic related

>> No.4681175

>>4681174
ugh I can smell the cilantro from here

>> No.4681180

>>4681174
hmmm spring rolls. You like healthy living. You liek to jog or go on walks. You also have a regular sex life.

>>4681175
That's mint, but ya, I can smell it too.

>> No.4681182
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4681182

i eat chicken breasts with rice. every single day for the past 5 years except for special occasions and eating out. never grew tired of it, i mix up my recipes frequently.

>> No.4681183

>>4681182
You have regular bowel movements. Nice solid stool.

>>4681118
Fucking is awesome. Except when you look down and realize it's not a chick but a dude. You're like.. what? Then just keep going but you are not happy about it.

>> No.4681188
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A nice, toasted ciabatta.

>> No.4681192

>>4681182
thats a cool way to do it. as long as you get iron in other meals? thats the only thing i can think youre missing out on

>> No.4681195
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>>4680977

>> No.4681200

>>4681188
The small amount of meat on that sandwich is very disturbing

>> No.4681201
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4681201

op here

>> No.4681205
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4681205

an AB (you don't want to know what it stands for)

kebab/yiros meat on top of a bed of chips, drizzled with garlic, tomato and chilli sauces

>> No.4681206

>>4681201
That's not me.
(I'm bigger

>>4681188
Too many cucumbers for my taste but not bad. You probably watch cartoons and like long walks on the beach.

>> No.4681209

Fruit. I snack on fruit everyday. Apples, pears, watermelon, melon, strawberries, papaya, bananas... Delicious.

>> No.4681210

>>4681205
I think you're mistaken, m8. That gyro meat is on top of a bed of freedom fries, not potato chips.

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>>4681210
depends where you get it

>> No.4681222

>>4681206
>You probably watch cartoons and like long walks on the beach.
Spot on.

>> No.4681230

>>4681205
What does AB stand for?
ass bruiser cuz of what it makes you do after?

>> No.4681240

>>4681230
abortion because of what it looks like
some also say afterbirth

>> No.4681248

>>4681240
Yeah that's what i looks like. Reminds me of prom. ... memories.

>> No.4681254

>>4681221
>ketchup
>on gyro meat
goddammit.

>> No.4681339

>>4681205
>>4681221
oh fuck

>> No.4681521

>>4679503
I heard those are good. You must be Filippino.

>> No.4681615

>>4678896
Why would liking pasta and salad make a guy gay? It's not like walking around with a pina colada or something

>> No.4681641
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4681641

cheeseburgers

>> No.4681648

I don't like thr way you men think certain foods and drinks reflect on your sexuality. It's really I dunno the term self misandrist?

>> No.4681660

>>4680265
YES

>> No.4681685
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4681685

Parrillada fajitas.
>that combination of steak, chicken, and shrimp
I don't care how texmex it is, that is some good eating.

>> No.4681687
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Only if the filling has beans/meat.

>> No.4681703

>>4681648

Shut your bitch hole. You're just mad that men decided women were mucking about and wasting too much time in the kitchen and have decided to reclaim. YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF SPACE.

>> No.4681832
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4681832

these motherfuckers, but i only have them at christmas.

also, rice

>> No.4681839

Spicy Tuna cutroll.

>> No.4681873

>>4681839
You're a nigger.

>> No.4681881

I actually enjoy eating at subway. It's my fast food of choice.

>> No.4681901

Probably a spicy fried rice from my local Thai place with tofu - also no eggs and fish sauce

>> No.4681912

>>4681832
fuck i love these things my baba used to make them all the time, they're so delicious

>> No.4681936

>>4681912
where are you from

>> No.4682031

>>4681881
You watch too much tv. Jared is a homo. Blake Griffin sucks.

>> No.4682034

>>4681687
Middle eastern. You can't drive. You beat your wife/ girl/ meat too.

>> No.4682035

>>4681641
You are a boring son of a bitch. Good luck on summer school.

>> No.4682036

>>4681615
Because you eat pasta to keep your poop shoot clean for when your man fucks you. You do it because you are polite and don't want him plowing a dirty asshole.

>> No.4682038

>>4681648
Get back in the kitchen, now. No one said you can use the computer.

>> No.4682041

>>4681901
>fish sauce
you're mutha fuckin asian aren't you

>> No.4682044

>>4681685
It's not texmex you fuckin fag. Mexico has been doing that since before. Go back to texas and suck off a horse.

>> No.4682045

>>4681209
Don't forget cock. You love the cock too.
There is a reason they're called fruits /fruity..

>> No.4682064

>>4682034

It's Chinese, you dingus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zongzi

lern2food

>> No.4682386

>>4681000
;~; I won a breakfast sandwich once.

>> No.4682525

takoyaki. or tamarind chutney.

>> No.4682539

>>4679503
eat em everyday faggot

>> No.4683929

>>4682525
you have refined taste good sir. Not very man fags know what takoyaki is so give yourself a pat on the back.

Tamarind is ass though. So you completely negated any cool you had going for you.

You drive a red car and wear a lot of flip flops.

>> No.4683971
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4683971

This thread is still going??? Oh shit. Okay I guess I better be judged now.

Steak. Bloody. Hold the veg. I'd also like to wash it down with a dark ale.

>> No.4684111

>>4683971
You lie. You probably eat a potato of some sort with that. Since you lie you're penis is probably small.

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4684351

>>4681200
Fine..