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Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:23:24 2013 No.4671952 [Reply] [Original]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velveeta

watch the video
words are not enough to describe my rage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:41:24 2013 No.4671967 what do you expect? Plebs on wikipedia don't know what they are doing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:48:24 2013 No.4671971 >>4671952 Aaaaaannnd that's not how you cook... Hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:52:24 2013 No.4671981 I shit you not, at the restaurant I work at, we use "mornay americano" in our mac and cheese. Translation: fucking Velveeta sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:57:24 2013 No.4671988 File: 530 KB, 824x509, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >those noises >that awkwardness This video is making me uncomfortable and I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:21:24 2013 No.4672009 cheap effective good enough for me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:23:24 2013 No.4672012
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>>4671988
yeah... I... I felt like I was watching a howtobasic video that never got to the egg smashing.

also, what the fuck was up with the drips in the burner?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:30:24 2013 No.4672020 Velveeta, haha! The only American cheese. Let's keep this bumped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:33:24 2013 No.4672024 use velveeta on nearly everything we use cheese for. Mac & cheese, grilled cheese, cheeseburgers, hot dogs, cheese/chilli-cheese fries, on top a baked potato, make a damn good chili-cheese dip with it. Always got 3 bricks or so in the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:33:24 2013 No.4672025 >>4671988 >>4672012 same here it felt so weird is this rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:37:25 2013 No.4672036 File: 412 KB, 2100x1635, Un-chien-andalou[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] god. those sounds. that weird fucking camera. The burner. It's like the video tape from the Ring. Or Un Chien Andalou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:58:24 2013 No.4672062 >mixing the cheese in the strainer I cringed >all that raw broccoli

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:00:24 2013 No.4672065 Is it that hard to use actual cheese? That shit looks disgusting.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:04:24 2013 No.4672070

>>4672065
I'm not going to go buy a brick or wheel or whatever of 'real cheese' when there is cheese that already comes in the box or I can just use convientent liquid cheese.

For a lot of stuff like this we buy a bunch of those little tostitos nacho cheese dip cups, normally 49c but when our local walmart gets an overstock it's 2/49c, and we fill a bottle with those and use it on stuff like mac & cheese. shits pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:20:24 2013 No.4672076 >>4671952 >adding fucking broccoli to mac and cheese This woman needs a bullet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:22:24 2013 No.4672077 Looks good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:24:24 2013 No.4672080 >>4672070 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:24:24 2013 No.4672082 >those sounds >those womanly hands why am i erect

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:27:25 2013 No.4672120 this whole fucking thing http://vocaroo.com/i/s18OP0OxoV1D

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:33:24 2013 No.4672124 File: 50 KB, 857x484, WTFz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IS THAT A MOKA POT? How can someone who uses a moka pot be this... this... Umm. Is this gal a successful troll or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:00:27 2013 No.4672200 >the video WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK wikipedia is being trolled for sure, that shit looks terrible and is prepared by a retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:08:24 2013 No.4672211 >>4672124 Looks that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 09:17:25 2013 No.4672283 (I like Velveeta in grilled cheese, and on my burgers, but I have to eat them quick, otherwise the cheese will start to harden again and feel awful)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 09:31:25 2013 No.4672302 >>4671952 >zooms in on soiled burner scared.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 09:36:24 2013 No.4672312 What the hell did I just witness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 09:37:24 2013 No.4672313 >>4672082 I was getting some seriously comfy feels from that video...

daywalker Mon Jul 29 10:19:24 2013 No.4672376

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Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:21:24 2013 No.4672381

Was that intended as an honest to god cooking aid? Because it felt a lot more like some sort of surreal arthouse film.

>randomly going from normal sound to high sound, to no sound.
>Awkward shots that feel strangely self aware of how weird they are
>That close up on the burner drippings

The part where the sound cuts off as she's cutting the broccoli is the most unsettling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:37:24 2013 No.4672404 >those noises >the awkwardness >the darkness >the velveeta itself >stabbing it in to the macaroni >that knife I felt like this was gore, or some creepypasta video

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:46:25 2013 No.4672421 >>4671952 ohh, this isn't so bad, wtf is OP on abou- >puts cheese in colander >that ...mash...thing... with the spoon >the leaky cheese on the oven what in the fuck retard makes velveeta this way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:55:24 2013 No.4672438 Oh, what the fuck. The video has been removed now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:58:25 2013 No.4672449 >>4672438 I'm telling you it's creepypasta, it's coming together just like one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:58:25 2013 No.4672450 NO WHERE'S THE VIDEO GONE!? did a co/ck/ make that video, saw this thread and got so upset they took it down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:59:25 2013 No.4672452 >>4672024 Try using Merkt's cheddar for the cheese fries and burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:00:25 2013 No.4672456 >>4672438 OH NO WE NEED THAT VIDEO that was the most awkward, creepy, weird foodrelated video I had seen in my entire life. Is there any way of retrieving it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:02:25 2013 No.4672460 >>4671952 I'm having trouble finding the video you guys are talking about...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:03:25 2013 No.4672463 >>4672460 it's been removed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:04:25 2013 No.4672467 File: 6 KB, 210x251, 200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But it should be somewhere on You Tube. OP, where is your vid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:05:24 2013 No.4672468 >>4672463 Well fuck you wikipedia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:05:24 2013 No.4672469 >ever touching a "cheese" product shiggy diggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:05:24 2013 No.4672470 PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T WATCH IT BEFORE IT WAS REMOVED: dont you worry, with some wiki-magic here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Velveeta&oldid=564486900

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:05:24 2013 No.4672471 >>4672470 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/a/ac/How_To_Make_Macaroni_and_Cheese.webm/How_To_Make_Macaroni_and_Cheese.webm.480p.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:07:24 2013 No.4672474 >>4672470 what the fuck did I just watch. I feel sick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:16:24 2013 No.4672489 >>4672471 And to think, I really liked that stuff when I was 5 or 6 years old.. >mixes everything in the strainer on the stove >drips onto the burner Not exactly rage-inducing, but just plain stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:17:24 2013 No.4672490 That was scary I don't mean disgusting, but just scary

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:29:25 2013 No.4672504 > american "cuisine"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:32:24 2013 No.4672518 File: 19 KB, 421x363, 1346773035189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4672471 Damn, man. I mean, I don't think I can make cooking look good to watch on video, but...damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:01:24 2013 No.4672559 File: 38 KB, 350x350, 1374593520114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to motherfucking America. Home of the best cuisines in the fucking free world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:01:24 2013 No.4672560 I've never had Velveeta. Is it as awful as it appears? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/a/ac/How_To_Make_Macaroni_and_Cheese.webm/How_To_Make_Macaroni_and_Cheese.webm.480p.webm

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:04:24 2013 No.4672563

>>4672560
I think Velveeta tastes decent. Its main properties are that it is shelf-stable when sealed and that it melts cleanly and easily.
You won't get the excellent taste that you can only find in artisan cheese but Velveeta macaroni and cheese has a pleasant mouthfeel and tastes "cheesy".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:06:24 2013 No.4672566 >>4672470 >>4672471 Holy shit. That was REALLY unsettling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:43:25 2013 No.4672631 I'm just gonna go with the video being some kind of surrealist masterpiece.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:55:25 2013 No.4672649 >>4672560 It's better than Kraft but that's not saying much

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 14:09:24 2013 No.4672805 >>4672560 >Is it as awful as it appears we hate velveeta (or any processed cheese product) not because it is awful or disgusting but because its flavor is so inferior and "empty" compared to real cheese (or at least good quality real cheese)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 14:36:24 2013 No.4672870 i swear you faggots are always going "oh man the bottom of the barrel is always what everyone eats"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 14:40:24 2013 No.4672879 What the blueberry fuck. Was this an entry in a liberal art film festival or something? Those bizarre movies are the only things that have unsettled me in this particular wasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 14:58:24 2013 No.4672927 >>4672879 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCU9Z-4yDkE almost as unsettling, almost

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 15:00:24 2013 No.4672931 >>4672649 It is Kraft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 15:01:24 2013 No.4672935 >>4672927 I have to admit I chuckled at the punchline.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 15:01:25 2013 No.4672937 >>4672927 That was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 04:55:12 2013 No.4674959 >>4672474 You watched an autistic pleb waist perfectly good food that could have fed people who needed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 05:37:24 2013 No.4674985 >>4672020 >the only American cheese http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_cheeses Read it and weep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 06:16:24 2013 No.4675022 I really miss that stuff here in the UK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:34:24 2013 No.4675116 >>4674959 >waist >not waste who's the pleb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 08:14:24 2013 No.4675148 ignorance is bliss. I've only ever had packaged slice cheese, the powdered kind in various stove top meals, and velveeta. velveeta is king in this household, we use it when we want an extra special treat of something really gooey.

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