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4657187 No.4657187[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

ITT we call things by their real name.

Hipster Ketchup

>> No.4657196

inb4 thread full of autism and pretension.

>> No.4657197

>>4657196

are you a bot

>> No.4657200

>>4657196
pretension doesn't mean what you think it means

>> No.4657208

>>4657197
>>4657200
sage

>> No.4657209
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4657209

Chiky Chiky-Parm Parm

>> No.4657211
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4657211

Taste destroyer

>> No.4657236

>>4657211
>implying it's that hot or not delicious

>> No.4657237
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4657237

Hipster mayonaise

>> No.4657240

>>4657236
Tabasco is slightly warm vinegar.

Prole.

>> No.4657249

>>4657240
There are different kinds of tabasco sauce.

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4657265

overpriced flaky bread

>> No.4657266

>>4657240
I agree, except the green tabasco. That sauce of diddly

>> No.4657271

>>4657237
>>4657237
>>4657237
fucking this.

overrated piece of shit.

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4657279

>>4657196
>pretension

>> No.4657284

I hate when the autists that lurks 4chan decide to come on /ck/

>> No.4657309
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4657309

American water

>> No.4657314

>>4657266
>>4657249
Any Mexican hot sauce is better. Fuck me, Frank's hot sauce is better.

>> No.4657315

>>4657196
>pretension

im fucking dead

>> No.4657316

>>4657237
holy shit.

yes, this is how i will see avocado from here on out. with a grain of salt, being from and living california and all

>> No.4657317

>>4657309
would have worked if you posted a picture of budweiser or coors

>> No.4657321
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4657321

White trash tomato sauce

>> No.4657329

Redneck urine

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4657331

>>4657329
Shit forgot pic

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4657341

Fat woman angst in noodle form.

>> No.4657363

>>4657237
I can never tell if people are trolling with the avacado hate. Whatever fad-driven cloud you live on where avacado conveys status, don't move near me.

>> No.4657364

>>4657314
Frank's hot sauce is godly. oh my god i'm wetting my shirt with drool.

>> No.4657365
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4657365

pope's nose

>> No.4657405

>>4657341
all my lel

>> No.4657412
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4657412

Dirty water.

>> No.4657414

>>4657237
>not soccer mom mayonnaise

>> No.4657440
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4657440

Ticket for a blowjob.

>> No.4657446
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4657446

Pork Noodles

>> No.4657452
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4657452

you know this to be true.

>> No.4657454

>>4657211
fuck you man, the habanero tabasco is the only good one.

it makes the best bloody marys ever.

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4657462

Salt.

>> No.4657464

>>4657187
That's shitracha.

>> No.4657487

>>4657440
n-new things are bad!

>> No.4657493
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4657493

pepsi

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4657496

>>4657493
slow the fuck down, buddy.

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4657499

>>4657187
cock sauce is also acceptable.

>> No.4657513

>>4657265
Yeezus Wafers

>> No.4657538
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4657538

savages food

>> No.4657540
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4657540

what everyone should have

>> No.4657550

Why do people even indulge moronic threads like this? Do you think this improves /ck/ in *any* way?

What's the proportion of proper cooking threads to "ITT we shitpost about stuff we don't like" / best burger joint / best hot sauce / instant ramen threads, like 1 in a 100? Do you seriously want the ratio to be that low?

Think about it peeps, when you indulge guys like the OP here you're just as responsible for the cancer here as they are.

>> No.4657563

>>4657550

glorious. all your tears.

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4657587

>> No.4657594

>>4657550
I don't know if it's just me but it seems /ck/ has been going bit downhill lately. It's really a shame, /ck/ is, or was, easily one of the best (if not the best) boards around.

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4657595

Retarded Children's Soda Pop

>> No.4657598

>>4657462
what? fetta is saltier than brie. whats fetta then, doublesalt?

>> No.4657600

>>4657540
>faggot cubes

>> No.4657604
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4657604

Shit

>> No.4657606

>>4657595
>giving red bull to children

i was at the grocery store and some kid picked up a monster drink and asked his mum if he could have it. she actually looked up to see if anyone was listening. she saw me looking. looked me right in the face, her eyes said nothing to me but 'i am a bad mother and yes i am ashamed', and she said "yes just one can", never dropping her gaze from mine.

at least she realised she was a weak piece of shit.

>> No.4657611

>>4657606
Damn that's parenting...
I once saw a guy looking after his probably 7yo daughter in the mall
She had a 1litre bottle of Demon energy drink, honestly think he had no idea what kind of drink it was but by the look on his face it was looking like he was slowly finding out..
1litre bottle of the shit!

>> No.4657614

>>4657550
nofunallowed.png

>> No.4657615

>>4657611
Good god....

I wasnt even allowed coke until I was a teenager. Unless it was a special occasion.

>> No.4657616

>>4657587
>Potato wedges
>Fries / chips
>Crisps
>Crisps
Australian, here
It's not normal for Australians do call them "crisps", btw

>> No.4657622

>>4657616
no we don't, they're all chips. Except Pringles i guess, which are called Pringles. but everything else is just chips

>> No.4657633

>>4657622
youre mentioning a brand though. youre differentiating because they come in a tube. no one really substitutes 'pringles' for 'chips'.

e.g. if someone said they were going to the store to get some chips, and they came back with a tube of pringles, you wouldnt bat an eyelid.

another e.g. if someone said "what are pringles" you would say "chips than come in a tube". you aren't making a distinction between them and other chips apart from their container.

>> No.4657638

>>4657633
> youre mentioning a brand though.
yeh it's like "Esky"

>e.g. if someone said they were going to the store to get some chips, and they came back with a tube of pringles, you wouldnt bat an eyelid.
>another e.g. if someone said "what are pringles" you would say "chips than come in a tube". you aren't making a distinction between them and other chips apart from their container.

i know. because they are chips. see >>4657587

>> No.4657641

>>4657317
That would be American Soda.

>> No.4657694

That's like Italian. For us, they're all 'patatine' (pah-tah-tii-neh), which means 'little potato things.' Chips/fries are patatine. Crisps/chips are patatine. But Pringles are Pringles. And the paprika ones are the best.

>> No.4657695

>>4657694
Why have my posts lately not included postrefs? meant in reply to >>4657622

>> No.4657706
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4657706

Piss

>> No.4657754

>>4657314
There is no such thing as a better or worse hot sauce, only better application. Step your hot sauce collection up nigga. Tabasco is the best for eggs n' cornbread/cornbread casseroles.

>> No.4657761

>>4657611
>>4657606
those are harmless placebo, who care?

>> No.4657790

>>4657412
>not piss-in-a-can

>> No.4657804

>>4657606

Its stories like this which actually makes me compliment parents I see that say no or otherwise display common sense and good parenting skills.
>Doesn't help that one of my uncles is so brow-beat by his shrew of a wife (and her inlaws which live just down the road... guess who made the chocie to move there) that he's helpless to dicipline his 5yr old little house-tyrant. Anything she wants, she gets. That she hasn't turned into a walking pork-roll is chiefly because mother-shrew is also a vegetarian who bans fun food.

>> No.4657825

>>4657208
lol

>> No.4657826

>>4657363
fly-over state retards

>> No.4657828

>>4657487
he didn't imply anything like that in the slightest, how retarded are you

>> No.4657855

>>4657550
It's the crossboarder shits.

>> No.4657874

>>4657538
>>4657540
obvious samefag

>compressed manliness
>bland sandy-vagina food
fix'd

>> No.4657920

>>4657563
Laugh it up all you want, but if it drives more people away who have serious chops in cooking you'll be the one crying. Assuming you actually wanted to learn useful shit here and don't mind wallowing in mediocre cooking the rest of your life.

>> No.4657934

This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.s

>> No.4657939
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4657939

If gum is food:

Candy Rubber

>> No.4657940

>>4657600
i laughed at this for far too long

>> No.4657943

>>4657920
>but if

top lel fanfics faggit.

>> No.4657947

>>4657754
You're fucking stupid. Tabasco is shit tier hot sauce no matter the application.

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4658635

Jew's ears.

>> No.4658648

>>4658635
I like those. Mum puts'em in lumpia.

>> No.4658653

Any posts below this line belongs to people who hate /ck/.

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>> No.4658666

>>4657265
You kidding me? I love croissants some of my favorite bread. So sweet and tasty warmed up.

>>4657761
yes more in one can is not better and doesn't do anything for you. I have no clue why so many energy drinks need to be in such huge cans. The real powerful shit comes in the smallest cans. Most common energy drinks are just more caffeinated soda in a can with a bunch of vitamins or other supplements thrown in.

>> No.4658753

>>4657341

Oh god those are awful.

>> No.4658766
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4658766

Nigger toes.

>> No.4658792

>>4658753

not if you prepare them properly, they're much better in asian dishes than anything else

they smell like rotten ass when you first open the package though

>> No.4658804

>>4658766
my grandma refuses to call these nuts anything except niggertoes, even in public going grocery shopping

>> No.4658840

>>4658766
I lol'd. Me and my mom were just talking about this term a few minutes ago and eating some of these.

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4658852

College Kid Meal Substitute

>> No.4658855

>>4657365

Actually, that's the preacher's nose.

>> No.4658862

>>4657550

I think you missed where /ck/ is a board for Food, not specifically cooking.

>> No.4658871
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4658871

Manliness in a glass.

>> No.4658882

>>4658862
not that guy, but yeah, this thread is shit
>let's try to be clever by making generalizations

>> No.4658893
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4658893

Skunk soda

>> No.4658910

>>4657706
lolyep

>> No.4658923

>>4658852
I got this once when I was a kid and almost cried when I discovered it was nothing like beef jerky. So disgusting

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4658957

Hot Dog

>> No.4658976
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4658976

American quick and small bedtime snack

>> No.4658991

>>4658957
I want to try dog meat so fucking bad
>>4658976
Like an American would ever waste the space in a burger on sauerkraut when they could put bacon or fried candy bars there

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4659000

>>4658976
>that label

>> No.4659031

>>4658957
Fucking savages.

>> No.4659034

>>4659000
>>4659000
it's the "quick and small" that gets me, lol

>> No.4659066
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4659066

delicious chicken nuggets

>> No.4659077
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4659077

ashtray juice

>> No.4659089
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4659089

orgasm

>> No.4659097

>>4659089

American breakfast

>> No.4659107

>>4659097
I wish that was my breakfast. It looks delicious.

>> No.4659115

>>4657604
Enjoy your defective shit genes

>> No.4659122

>>4659097
Try belgian

>> No.4659135

>>4657600
I suddenly want to shove tofu up my ass :|
weird

>> No.4659199

>>4657947
>>4657240
Drink some Dave's and calm down. Not everyone can have the machismo to drink hot sauce that destroys your intestinal lining, but you are clearly the manliest of men. Cockgulping faggot.

>> No.4659235

>>4657939
>poop is food
>so my dog was right!

Lol'd

>> No.4659241

>>4659199
tabasco is total shit, it tastes horrible. We aren't talking about how hot it is.

>> No.4659260

>>4659241
tabasco is a great flavor enhancer that can be used instead of salt on bland foods for that extra UHMPH. It isn't spicy or even fancy, but it's great. When most people reach for the salt shaker I grab the Tabasco bottle.

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4659395

>>4659260

>> No.4659402

>>4659260
>The culinary horrors of living in a fly over state.

>> No.4659462

>>4659402
He's right though, Tabasco is great with seafood

>> No.4659498

>>4658882

What is wrong with generalizations? It's how we understand and process a great deal of information.

Shit like that pisses me. For instance, heard this from a queer friend of mine that refuses to adopt any sort of gender identity:

"You shouldn't assume that someone who appears to be a woman, dresses like a woman and acts like a woman is actually a woman. That's offensive to assume so."

Are you kidding me? That is the ONLY way we can go about our daily lives and attempt to understand the visual stimuli around us. It is infeasible to ask every stranger what their gender preference is, so if they appear to conform to a stereotype, that is how we label them. If they have the time/ care enough to inform you of their preference, that is perfectly acceptable. It is NOT reasonable to expect everyone to walk around with a blank slate attached to every person they see.

Fuck, I hate people that make things difficult for no reason. Generalizations exist for a VERY good reason.

>> No.4659700

>>4657314
OMG i dont know why, but i adore franks, it just tastes like vinegar.... but dat after taste

>> No.4659708

>>4659498
Yes, but generalizations like "all Hispanics throw their used toilet paper in the trash" are incorrect and harmful. As long as one uses generalizations appropriately and keeps in mind that that generalization doesn't apply to everyone, then they're fine.

>> No.4659759

>>4657706
You eat a dick sir. That's the lowest tier I'm willing to go, but it's still not Nasty Ice/Buttwiser. That shit's piss.

>> No.4659998

>>4659708
a lot of Mexicans do that, but to be fair it's only because the plumbing in Mexico is abysmal and you kind of have to throw it out instead of flushing

>> No.4660377

>>4658976
that beer label is pretty funny

>> No.4660382

>>4659462
Tabasco is prole tier

>> No.4660383

>>4657187
I'll call you by your real name: young kid who just discovered an old product, because of a recent surge in popularity, and proceeds to get upset about it for some reason.

>> No.4662654

Guys, good recipes to cook with this? I'm not a child, by the way.

>> No.4663952

>>4659759
>Heineken
>not piss
The only people that like it are Americans and some sutch people that grew up with it.

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mj special

Micheal Jackson special: kids weiner

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4664077

>>4658852

Bite into a Slim Jim, OOOOOOOH YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHH!

>> No.4666255
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4666255

Stool hardener.

>> No.4666256 [DELETED] 

>>4663975
Haha rape is funny!

>> No.4666261

>>4666256
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.4666288

>>4666261
Incoming "lol ur so edgy :^)"

I get /ck/ has normalfags up the ass, but seeing "baww homophobia" in a Chik-Fil-A thread and now this guy complaining about rape just takes the fucking cake.

>> No.4666316

>>4657271
>tfw avocado tree and mango tree in backyard
>every summer they start falling
>1000+ yield of both
>can only drink so many mango smoothies and guac
>can only give so many away
>month passes
>hundreds of rotting fruit corpses in my yard
People are always giving the zucchini shit, but you can make noodles and zucchini bread, zucchini au gratin, et cetera. You can't do shit with avocado.

>> No.4666317

>>4659498
And yet you missed the whole point. Making generalizations does not make you clever. It's an elementary and extremely basic mode of categorizing that leads to misrepresentation when keeping it overly simple and stretching the logic. The point is that the premise of the entire thread is stupid and unfunny, not that generalizations are useless or inherently wrong. How the fuck you could miss that is beyond me.

>> No.4666319

>>4657412
>10$ for 24 cans
>being picky

pick one

>> No.4666329

>>4657499

Cholula and Louisiania hot sauce are much better than both of these

For everything else much hotter varieties work.

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4666335

Cheating

>> No.4666339
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4666339

Hipster Peanut Butter

>> No.4666340

>>4658991
>Like an American would ever waste the space in a burger on sauerkraut when they could put bacon or fried candy bars there

aye that does have bacon on it

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4666344

NonPricey-Ricey-Mexi-milk

>> No.4666347

>>4666316

You should sell them, yes

Probably get hundreds of dollars from each, at least, and that is wholesale

>> No.4666362

>>4658852
I work by a gas station, and 2 of my coworkers and I ate 2 each one morning.
The toilet didn't stand a chance.