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>british pizza

>> No.4651867

>>4651863
Wow wtf is this britshits?

>> No.4651871

is that chicken? peanuts? bananas? pineapple?

>> No.4651872

no really wtf

>> No.4651873

explain yourself, uk

>> No.4651876

Most of our pizza is made by the Kurdish, blame them.

>> No.4651878

>>4651863

do everyone a favourer and just post those euro boxes with all the deep fried stuff that everyone likes.

>> No.4651879

>>4651863

This is why I am glad to be an america among literally every other reason too. top lel britfags

>> No.4651886

I'd try it just out of curiosity.

I'm not a fan of chicken on pizza, not sure about banana.

>> No.4651929

>>4651886
I like chicken on pizza but this looks vomit inducing

>> No.4651934

>>4651863
I remember suggesting having pizza to my Scottish friend, she requested chicken, sweet corn, peas, tomatoes, and sour cream. I had no fucking clue how deranged you people are. Jesus Christ.

>> No.4651944

>>4651863
Nice try OP.
It's an 'Africana' pizza from Sweden.

>> No.4651945

>>4651863

is dat sum delicious mechanically separated chickenlike product?

>> No.4651951

>>4651934
Sour cream and peas on a fucking pizza?

>> No.4651965

Convinced British/Irish/Scottish/Welsh people have no tastebuds.

>> No.4652082 [DELETED] 

>>4651944

I did a review of this once:

http://fastfoodhut.com/post/21725315900/a-pizza-with-ox-meat-bananas-pineapple-peanuts

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>>4651863
The majority of pizza places in london stonebake there pizzas which is more then you could say for us

>> No.4652149

>>4652137
Why'd you censor the bottle he used to fill that glass?

>> No.4652151

>>4652149
licensing restrictions...like how they blur out all of the product logos in reality shows.

>> No.4652190

Jesus Jumping H. Christ, Britain! You guys are OK with this? Are you fuckin mad?

>That one lonely pineapple slice

That just takes the cake.

>> No.4652196

>>4652190
>>That one lonely pineapple slice
>That just takes the cake.
You left out that it is off center too.

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4653112

>american pizza

>> No.4653121 [DELETED] 

>>4651863

I can't say I wouldn't eat it.

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>>4653112

Shrimp on the barbie time?

SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE TIME!

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>>4651863

>> No.4653127

>>4653123
ITS CALLED A PRAWN YA FUCKWIT

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I have a lot of weird, unique and original pizzas, but not a lot of "omgdowant" pizzas.

>> No.4653129

>>4653123

What.... IS that? Where is it from?

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... or do I?

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>>4653129

Don't remember the name of the restaurant, I think it's in the NE/MW. I also think you can reverse-search the image, but I'm not sure.

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4653136

Because it's there.

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>> No.4653142

IM A REAL ENGLAND AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IS WHAT EVERY PIZZA IN THE UK LOOKS LIKE

YEP ABSOLUTELY NO ARGUMENTS THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT BRITAIN PIZZA LOOKS LIKE

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>USA

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You guys miss me?

>> No.4653143

>>4653112
bitch please! pepperoni and sausage pizza is basically the pinnacle of circular cheesy holiness. Fuck off

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>> No.4653147

>>4653141
Nothing's more 'Murrican than a pizza sandwich.

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>>4653123

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Last one.

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>>4653162
Have you ever had Little Ceasars?
What do you think of budget pizza?

>> No.4653164

>>4651863
Most stuff there looks bad, but I must defend banana on pizza.
If you manage not to fuck it up, it's amazing.

>> No.4653165 [DELETED] 

>>4653163

Nope. What do you mean "budget"?

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>>4653165
Really inexpensive pizza. They sell their pizzas for $5 (3.28 GBP)

Also, being from MN, I live relatively close to Chicago (amazing), and even some local chains like Green Mill have pretty good stuff.

>> No.4653198

Don't buy a fucking pizza from a kebab shop, genius.

>> No.4653202 [DELETED] 

>>4653166

I like to make my own pizza. It's not really something I eat out. It happens, but I'd rather make my own.

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4653263

>master race Swedish kebab pizza.

>> No.4653280

>>4651863

is that fucking banana?

>that one pineapple ring sadly lying there

>> No.4653282

>>4651944
>It's an 'Africana' pizza from Sweden.

>africana
>from sweden

sadly seems legit

>> No.4653284

>>4653263

I'd eat that in a second oh my god the chips

>> No.4653286

>>4653263
I'll do something similiar to that tomorrow, fuck everything.

>> No.4653287

>>4653202

you got a good oven? mine is a piece of shit I can't cook a good pizza in it

>tfw soon moving into apartment with new Smeg oven

>> No.4653288

>peanuts

Why?????

>> No.4653289

>>4653288
Oh fuck i just realised there is banana too.

>> No.4653300 [DELETED] 

>>4653287

It bakes. Can't complain.

Honestly if my place was soundproofed and I had a laundry pair, I don't think I'd even complain.

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>>4653143
>show pic of pizza that I purchased
>Sherlock thinks I'm making fun of American cuisine thru his powers of deduction

Logic.

>> No.4653321

>>4653202
I agree, homemade is besta.

I actually posted one of my own creations: >>4653157

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>>4653300
>>4653287
Do you both stone your pizza?
-not my stone, but I swear it looks exactly like mine.

>> No.4653330

>>4651871
A curry pizza.

>> No.4653349

>>4653263
I've been looking for kebab pizza for so goddamn long. Seems to be the only thing I can't fucking find in NYC. May have to make this one myself..

>> No.4653351

Probably some kind of "Curry pizza"?

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4656135

does this pizza have sun flower seeds?

>> No.4656138

>>4656135

Those are peanuts.

>> No.4656141

>>4656138
they're smaller then peanuts

>> No.4656142

Yep, that's about what I expected

>> No.4656149

>>4656141
no those are definitely peanut sized

>> No.4656150

>>4656141
Those are peanuts dude.

>> No.4656151

>>4656149
>>4656150
w/e

>> No.4656156

As a Britfag, I must say that this looks disgusting and nothing like a pizza that I've ever ordered, even when shitfaced.

>> No.4656157

>>4651863
>british pizza
You what mate?
No

>> No.4656161

i literally felt like vomiting imagining what that tasted like

>> No.4656162

>>4653140
>ground up vegetables magically don't count as vegetables anymore

>> No.4656170

>>4656151
It's okay, you're just retarded.

>> No.4656171

>>4656170
sure

>> No.4656173

>>4653263
why

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>>4656162
>tomato
>vegetable

>> No.4656186

>>4656183
what makes something a vegetable
give me a definition and tell my why tomato isnt part of it

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4656187

>Japanese pizza

>> No.4656189

>>4656186
Culinary plant matter.
Every plant we eat is a vegetable.

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>>4656186
>tell my why tomato isnt part of it
Tomato is a fruit, dipstick. I mean Jesus fuck on a truck, son, there's dumb and then there's you.

>> No.4656192

>>4656186
a fruit is from the flowering part of a plant, and is how the plant spreads seeds, a vegetable is an actual plant

>> No.4656194

>>4651863
>posting the brazilian troll pizza
>British

>> No.4656204
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4656204

I live in an area rich of exchange students in Sweden. It's weird seeing Swedish pizzas getting so much hate when it's all those fuckers eat once they tried it. The Kebabpizza is the most sold meal in Sweden.

The ones with fries are kind of rare though. No one orders those.

>> No.4656205

>>4656191
why cant a fruit be a vegetable
fruits and vegetables are a FALSE DICHOTOMY propagated by monsanto
>>4656192
there are plenty of fruits that people eat and call vegetables but for some reason people cant handle the tomato
>>4656189
you understand

>> No.4656212

>>4656162
>there's iterally only 3 spoonful of tomato in a 6 person sized pizza
>MUH VEGGIES TOTALLY ENOUGH

>> No.4656215

>>4656204
There is no way this is a serious meal.

>> No.4656224

ITT: third world shitholes try to emulate America and fail miserably as per usual.

>> No.4656245

>Not living in the pizza belt [NYC and its suburbs, New Jersey, Philadelphia and its suburbs]
>Not getting a nice, wide slice of thin-crust, New York-style white pizza with no toppings for $3 just down the street from your house
Stay pleb, non-pizzabelters

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>>4656245
Forgot my pic.
This is what the world's best pizza looks like..

>> No.4656295

>>4656205
It's goddamn biology and it's something that has been known for thousands of years. There is no conspiracy or propaganda behind it. The fruit of a plant is the equivalent of the ovary/placenta.
Besides, it's just a label. Eat whatever the fuck you want.

>>4656245
That's one of the few things I miss about New York. Giant slices of tasty fucking pizza for $2.50 a slice.

>> No.4656298

>>4656248
That looks disgusting, and I'm not even trying to troll.

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4656304

>There are people who actually use these as cheese for pizza

>> No.4656306

>>4656298
Limp pizza for limp dicked jew yorkers

>> No.4656308

>>4656298
I'll admit it's not the most appealing thing in the world. Plus, it's hella greasy, so I always wipe the oil off with a napkin. But damn, is it good.

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>>4656187
>Japanese pizza

>> No.4656321

>>4656317
>inb4 Hatsune Miku x Dominos

>> No.4656356

my mom bought shredded "pizza cheese"
it is white and yellow and has mozzarella and cheddar

since when is cheddar a pizza cheese?

>> No.4656359

>>4656248
Amen to that. Man, I love Brooklyn.

>> No.4656361

>>4653263
That, my dear friend, is a Kebabpizza Special, or as we call it in Hässleholm, "Snickarens".

>> No.4656383

>>4656215
As a Swede I assure you that it's sold at a lot of places in the Stockholm area at least, one of my friends even said one of his local pizza stores sells almost exclusively the variety with fries on. I've yet to taste it though, it looks slightly to weird for me.

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>>4656186
fruits are sweet, vegetables aren't

>> No.4656435

>>4656224
This is why the entire rest of the world hates you murica.

>> No.4656441

There is no botanical definition of vegetable.

In the agricultural community, it's defined as "vegetable matter that isn't a fruit".

In the culinary world, tomato is by convention considered a vegetable.

>> No.4656445

>>4656186
It doesn't produce/protect/feed mature seeds.

>> No.4656451

>>4656433
Huh, guess winter carrots and peas don't exist then.

>> No.4656454

>>4656433
No, vegetables are filled with sugar. Onions, carrots etc

>> No.4656455

>>4656441
A vegetable is something that grows IN the ground

>> No.4656457

>>4656435
Yawn.
Do something about it, shitheads.

>> No.4656461

>>4653163
Throw some garlic salt, red pepper, oregano, and parmesan on a Lil Caesar's and its delicious as fuck.

>> No.4656464

>>4653263
>sour cream on a pizza
Pig disgustingu.

>> No.4656466

>>4656457
not everyone solves problems by invading other countries

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>>4656187

>> No.4656492

>>4656356
"Boston-style" pizza uses a mozzarella/cheddar mixture.
I know this because my family would always order pizza from the only Boston-style pizzeria around, even though we had much better New York pizza places locally, seeing as we lived in Philly.
I never understood why they did this.

>> No.4656500

>>4656492
>Visit Boston
>Stop in at random pizza place downtown
>"Oh, I'll just get a slice or two."
>Find out two slices of Boston pizza = half a fucking regular pizza anywhere else
>Kebabs behind the counter charge me $5 for such a colossal feast
I fucking love that city.

>> No.4656502

thats got to be a joke

>> No.4656503

>>4656464
it's not sour cream - it's Kebabsås

>> No.4656505

like you even know what pizza is you disgusting amerifag. I bet you're one of those guys on the dominos commercials that talks about how good dominos became. Go back to your lil' Caesers, british pizza is pizza for adults, sorry they don't sell that at your american chuck-e-cheese

>> No.4656508

>>4656500
I never liked the fact that Boston-style pizza is so heavy and filling tbh. I know pizza is junk food, but I still don't like feeling like I have a lead weight in my tummy after 2 slices.
I think that's why I like New York and Cali-style pizza better.

>> No.4656510

>>4656503
So, Arab nut juice. No wonder why it's popular in Sweden.

>> No.4656512

>>4656505
>that shit
>Better than godly New York or California-style from an actual pizzeria
The British are all loony.

>> No.4656524

>>4656505
The difference is, Americans are acutely aware fast-food pizza is shit. It's what you eat when you don't have time for something better. But we also have actual pizzerias you can go to get the authentic stuff, whereas all you have are Domino's knock-offs with... whatever weird British shit you eat. Like sheep stomachs and mealworms and shit.

>> No.4656531

>>4656141
i think they may be oats. brits eat oats.

>> No.4656534

So lettuce is a fruit?

>> No.4656537

>>4656534
lettuce, cucumbers, corn and peppers are all fruits

>> No.4656540

>>4656537
Leaves aren't reproductive organs, anonymous

>> No.4656547

>>4656540
nah but theyre really sexual theyre like tits for plants

>> No.4656551

>>4656524
>britain, a place 600km away from actual italians and not second or third generation goombah trash has no authentic pizzerias

top
lel

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>>4656524
The biggest restaurant chain in the country is an "actual pizzeria".

>> No.4656560

>>4656248
looks like semen is near the crust.

>> No.4656567

>>4651876

There are two parties for supply and demand. If the consumer didn't want it, it wouldn't exist, or only exist for a very short period of time. Especially in a country where food as plentiful and varied as it is.

>> No.4656570

>>4656560
Thats what cheese looks like without dye.

>> No.4656582

>>4656466
Being passive aggressive an image board solves nothing yuro.

>> No.4656585

>>4656552
I've been there and it tasted like plastic vomit.

>> No.4656587

>>4656582
But being a snide cunt does.

>> No.4656588

>>4653263
>sour cream
>not chili sauce

degenerate

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>>4656585
It's head and shoulders above any other pizza chain.

>> No.4656602

>>4656588
The holy trinity, Garlic, Chilli oil and spiced sour cream.

>> No.4656632

Got those weirdo Arab joints in my country too. A lot of their pizzas seem like complete shit but I've had a lot of good ones that you wouldn't really see in an authentic place

>> No.4656636

>>4656552
Tastes like a Holocaust

>> No.4656649

>>4656547
>They're like tits for plants
I don't think you understand how tits work.

>> No.4656650

>>4656649
Also, tits are a "secondary sex characteristic", but they're not sex organs.

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>>4656593
>eating at pizza chains

Somewhat related, I was in PA all day yesterday and ate at 2 pizza places. Pennsylvania has terrible pizza as far as I'm concerned. I've never had something that tasted so much like nothing.

>> No.4656705

>>4656656
>Pennsylvania has terrible pizza
You better not have been in Philly m8, or I'll fucking cut you.
But if you were outside the Philly region, then I respect your opinion.

>> No.4656709

>>4656656

The only good pizza in PA I've had is from a small, dimly-lit place in the Indiana Mall called Capri Pizza. The place is family-owned and looks like it's stuck in the 70s, but goddamn their pizza is good.

>> No.4656717

>>4656705
This. PA is pretty much a wasteland for pizza. If you're outside Philly, just stick with sandwiches.

Northeastern PA has some bleed-over from Jersey, so there's potential, but I've never found anything I'd call truly good.

>> No.4656718

>>4656705
We were up in northern PA, I think. Near Holmesdale, I think the town was.

>> No.4656730

>>4656718
y'mean Honesdale? Then you were up by the Northern Tier. That whole region is destitute.
That whole region is destitute. No wonder your pizza was crap.

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>>4651863
filthy bongs

>> No.4657012
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>>4656187
必胜客(Chinese pizza hut) is better

>pic related,better toppings, cheaper and superior side offerings

>> No.4657570

>>4656508
>complains about cheap and filling food


>tummy

>> No.4657583

>>4656656
I used to live in Lewisburg, PA and Vennari's Pizza had the only decent place for over 100 miles around; I haven't been there in a long time though.

>> No.4657596

>>4656308
>hella
NYC is on the east coast, not socal.
Also Sam's Pizza is godly. $10 for a medium sized pizza that tastes great, you won't find a better deal. They also sell huge as fuck slices for $2.50.

>> No.4657597

>>4656503
REMOVE KEBAB

>> No.4657602

This thread made me laugh really hard.

>> No.4657635

>>4656587
Yes

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THIS IS A PIZZA BRO
GOOD STUFF 10/10 WOULD EAT AGAIN

>> No.4658323

>>4656204
That pizza looks raw dude, crap stuff

>> No.4658380

>>4656588
>>4656464

>sour cream

its garlic mayo/ kebab sauce you fucking plebs

>> No.4658402

Best pizza I ever had was in Nice, France.

Soure: I'm American