/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4651682]

What's the deal with yogurt? Why has it exploded in popularity lately?

[Anonymous No.4651706]

Are you from 1981 or something?

And what's the deal with fruit juice?

[Anonymous No.4651712]

It's a food about nothing.

[le shitposter !xKvzozvsSk No.4651721]

This yogurt is making me thirsty

[Anonymous No.4651731]

So what's with these newfangled avocados? Why do all these cool hipsters keep eating them while smirking jewishly and voting for the kenya muslim? It's almost as bad as that non-iceberg lettuce that these damm hippies keep eating when they're not combing their long hippie hair which signifies their rejection of all that I fought for on Iwo Jima, remember the Maine!

[Anonymous No.4651735]

>>4651731
This.
>Superfood avocadoes hurr durr

[Anonymous No.4651741]

>>4651731

>implying conservatards ever actually fight

[Anonymous No.4651746]

I like yogurt. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.4651765]

What's with this garlic fad? Ever since these waves of unwashed eye-talians kept washing up on our shores, staining the alabaster purity of our great non-Catholic nation, sinful theatre folk and other types of wretched entertainers have been enticing the young folk to eat this stinking demon-fruit with their lascivious melodies played on none other but the German fiddle itself!

In my youth we safely quenched our xenophilia by consuming the pounded flesh of the bitter acorn, soaked in hot water and consumed as hot as we dared. The red man having been driven far west, our fathers knew we could not be enticed to follow their pemmicen-chewing, tobacko-smoking ways. But with these infernal brown Mediterranean folk everywhere, our youngest shall not remain unraped by these noxious Catholic ground-nuts for long.

[Anonymous No.4651769]

>>4651682
It does this every decade. I think it is a generational thing. You'd probably like to call it "society repetitive hipster syndrome" or something similar. Seinfeld even had an episode about a frozen yogurt fad.

[Anonymous No.4651775]

I like yougurt, and if trying to control your weight a hell of a lot better than ice cream and to kill two birds with one stone, I like the dark avocados. split, pit, and add some vinegar/ hot sauce. scoop and eat. I dislike the giant green ones ( they never get ripe - a month later and you can use them as baseballs). and I don't like them on burgers or as a sub for mayo.

[Anonymous No.4651776]

Define "popularity"

without relying on mass media.

[Anonymous No.4651779]

You know why? Because people like to say "yogurt." "Excuse me, do you have any yogurt?" We need more yogurt." "Where's the yogurt? No yogurt?"

[Anonymous No.4651788]

>>4651682
It hasn't, but the "greek yogurt" shit has. It mildly annoys me every time I see some faggot toting around a little cup of that faddish glop.

[Anonymous No.4651791]

>that feel when you were fired from your job
>that feel when logging into your bank and you get error 345G accounts frozen
>that feel when you have a hot girlfriend who can't fake her irish accent so she changed to an american one

only way to soothe that feel is to eat lots and lots of yogurt

[Anonymous No.4651792]

>>4651788 faddish glop

If it's glop then why does it taste so much better and have a nice thick creamy texture when compared to any other yogurt?

[Anonymous No.4651797]

>>4651791
Yogurt and explosions cure all

[Anonymous No.4651798]

>>4651765
smile

[Anonymous No.4651799]

>>4651769
no, its more people dont understand the world doesnt revolve around them. everyone think their selves or their generation is the only significant ones.

[Anonymous No.4651804]

>>4651799
>this new generation is so terrible
>at least we aren't as bad as our parents

It's all the same too. lol

[Anonymous No.4651827]

I'm going to have a go at making my own yogurt in about an hour or so, I got this packet of yogurt culture or something and a liter of milk.
What could possibly go wrong.

[Anonymous No.4651836]

>>4651788

STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!