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4600180 No.4600180 [Reply] [Original]

What kind of food would you expect from a place like this?

>> No.4600185

>hearty

>> No.4600187

Muskrat.

>> No.4600191
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4600191

>dat sign on the top right
"If your waiter or...
takes your order or..
you a booth or table..
and you move and..
anyone, there will be
on your food..
>on your food
>If you move from your table, they'll put something on your food

>> No.4600204

>>4600180

>nattie light = 1.80
>bud =1.80

how is this asshole still in business?

>> No.4600217
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4600217

I imagine everyone who works behind the counter will have a bushy grey beard, wear a plaid shirt, and smell like chewing tobacco.

There will be only one waitress. A skanky old slut in her early 50's who calls everyone 'hon' and continually chews a piece of nicotine with her mouth open, wearing a short skirt so you can see the varicose veins bulging out darkly from her pasty white, cottage cheese legs.

The 'food' will consist of biscuits and watery gravy, 3 kinds of soup (all of them taste the same), a 'salad' which is actually just iceberg lettuce chopped up roughly with some overripe tomatos on it, and overpriced burgers that are crunchy on the outside but still slightly bloody on the inside

The table is greasy and sticky. There are still pieces of french fries stuck between the seat cushions.
The lighting flickers and buzzes overhead from florescent bulbs that haven't been cleaned since the 80's.
The 'menu' is a one sided piece of laminated plastic. ...that is also greasy.

"Ready ta ordah, hon?"

>> No.4600223

>>4600217
It feels like I'm there.

>> No.4600247

>>4600217
nailed it

>> No.4600252

>>4600180
Some nasty fuckin shit get fucked

>> No.4600325

>>4600217
I know that dinner.

>> No.4600369

Roadkill, Squirrels, Opossum.

>> No.4600402

Is that a dry-cleaner that sells beer and soda?

>> No.4600403

Given the weight of fatty mcfatfuck standing there, and the fact that they are selling t-shirts, and the fact that they look like they have been around for about a billion years, I'd say they sell food that keeps people coming back for more.

Some the "adventurous," "risky" places that I have gone to try food, that looked like this one, turned out to be some of the best food I've ever eaten. Especially when the cost is considered, as these places tend to be decently priced. You sure as shit, ain't payin for atmosphere.

I'd give you some of the names of great places in Georgia, that look like this, but none of you trash fucking deserve the privilege.

>> No.4600408

>>4600403
doesn't matter, they're all on yelp anyway. you're not as unique as you think.

>> No.4600415

>>4600402

Dry cleaner was my first thought too.

My guess is that they sell pizza.

>> No.4600980 [DELETED] 

>>4600408
Yeah they may be on help but they probably have low ratings for shitty reasons.

>It's too dirty in here!
>The waitress looked at me funny!
>They didn't have my favorite food!
>They weren't playing music I liked!

>> No.4600983

>>4600408
Yeah they may be on yelp but they probably have low ratings for shitty reasons.

>It's too dirty in here!
>The waitress looked at me funny!
>They didn't have my favorite food!
>They weren't playing music I liked!

>> No.4600986

>>4600980

you underestimate how desperate hipsters are to accumulate authenticity points.
>I used to go to this clean and delicious place in buckhead but that was until my friend gavin posted this on his thumbeler. genuine poor people eat here, one time I even saw a black guy! it's so real!

>> No.4600989

>old NC health inspection certificate.

>> No.4600993

one of their clocks is broken.

>> No.4600995

>>4600993

Hahaha. nice, I would never have caught that

>> No.4601002

>>4600180
Google search says it's Keaton's, famous for it's hot sauce dipped fried chicken.

>> No.4601004

I bet you that place has some of the best food. It's always these hole-in-the-wall places that look shady as fuck that turn out to be great.

>>4600217
is completely wrong

>> No.4601009

>>4600180

I'm confused about what a "reorder" is

>> No.4601017

http://www.yelp.com/biz/keatons-barbecue-inc-cleveland

>nothing but 5 and 4 stars
>most of the 4 star reviews only complain about the location

looks like /ck/ was wrong again

>> No.4601037

It only looks like that cause it's in the middle of a redneck state, in the woods pretty much, catered to rednecks and poor blacks, and run by what seems to be a black family who doesn't give a fuck. They survived 60 years looking like that so the food must be good.

>> No.4601050

>>4601017
Doesn't look too bad.

>> No.4601052

Looks like the kind of place that would have some goooooooooood eatn, y'all. Place has probably been around since the bronze age and still exists because they're really good at the simple, comfort food they do.

>> No.4601109

>>4600180
Looks like the bar/snack area at any legit bowling alley.

>> No.4601153

This thread is lies, this is obviously just a dry cleaners with an alcohol license.

>> No.4601157

>>4601153
Wouldn't it be a wet cleaners then?

>> No.4601164

>>4601157
Nah, extra dry.

>> No.4601170

>>4600217
>CFLs from the 80s still working
That's pretty good.