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4583867 No.4583867 [Reply] [Original]

Last night, I ate three peppers, a cucumber, and a handful of grape tomatoes. Why can't I shit? Have I become dependant on coffee?

>> No.4583872

>>4583867
does it matter?, take advantage of this superpower for as long as you can.

>> No.4583890

>>4583872
No cause I've been all cramped up.

>> No.4583905

>>4583867
um eat beans bro

>> No.4583906
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>>4583867
Eat another meal and you'll shit a storm in minutes.

Fuck you and your uselessness.

>> No.4583909

>>4583906
Well fuck man, I use to shit once a day, Then I cut coffee, I haven't shit all week.

>>4583905
Do you have a specific type you recommend? Baked beans didn't work.

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4583914

>>4583909
>haven't shit all week.
Dat ain't right.

>> No.4583916

>>4583914
Yeah dude. I think im just gonna break down and drink some instant coffee..makes me blast diarrhea everywhere.