/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4572779]

What's this /ck/?

[Anonymous No.4572784]

a bread

[Anonymous No.4572789]

>>4572784

With semolina and eggs?

[Anonymous No.4572792]

>>4572789
sure

[Anonymous No.4572793]

A bread... Is that what you think i might do with it?

Hmm.. Lets find out...

[Anonymous No.4572795]

>>4572793
what is it, a bread?

[Anonymous No.4572798]

what is homemade pasta?

[Anonymous No.4572796]

What next?

[Anonymous No.4572800]

>>4572796
chop it?

[Anonymous No.4572806]

I think ill divide it in half...

[Anonymous No.4572809]

>>4572806
pie crust?

[Anonymous No.4572810]

Maybe ill chop up n carmelize some onion?

[Anonymous No.4572813]

a /ck/ fleshlight?

[Anonymous No.4572816]

Any new guesses?

[Anonymous No.4572819]

>>4572810
Pot pie!

[Anonymous No.4572821]

Its probably about to get easier...

[Anonymous No.4572825]

>>4572821

mushroom and onion ravioli???

[Anonymous No.4572826]

>>4572821
Damn, dats some nice bread.

[Anonymous No.4572828]

Gonna have to give it away soon...

No one got it so far.

[Anonymous No.4572829]

>>4572821

those are some weird looking onions op

[Anonymous No.4572831]

op's making some faggot lasagna.

[Anonymous No.4572834]

>>4572825

Ding ding ding. Added food color to half dough.

[Anonymous No.4572837]

pasta

[Anonymous No.4572841]

Gotta let the dough rest for 30 min.. So time to finish up the ravioli filling. Added the onion and mushrooms to some ricotta and oregano.

[Anonymous No.4572843]

Dont wanna keep you waiting.. Slice a bit of the dough off.

[Anonymous No.4572846]

Roll it.

[Anonymous No.4572854]

Stack it. Cut it. stack it.

[Anonymous No.4572858]

Slice it.

[Anonymous No.4572861]

Time to rearrange..

[Anonymous No.4572863]

Stripes?

Yes.

[Anonymous No.4572868]

Roll em out.

[Anonymous No.4572869]

Stuff em

[Anonymous No.4572874]

I had them in a simple butter sauce with a bit of red wine. Fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.4572875]

>>4572869
This is cute. :D

[Anonymous No.4572878]

>>4572779
I'm not a wise man, but those look like ingredients to me.

[Anonymous No.4572882]

We've all made alveoli when drunk, subby. I made bertolucci 2 weeks ago by hand. Used a pizza cutter to make the noodles.

[Anonymous No.4572885]

>>4572869

Any pics of the cooked ravioli, plated and such?

[Anonymous No.4572891]

>>4572882
>alveoli

[Anonymous No.4572888]

>>4572885
i ate em before i thought to take pics. :/

This is what you get when you take two sheets and cross em.

[Anonymous No.4572892]

>>4572888
Larger hand cuts with the crossed dough. I made the others with a form.

[Anonymous No.4572897]

>>4572888
you made it Scottish

[Anonymous No.4572939]

>>4572888

Darn, I hope they taste as good as they look!

[Anonymous No.4573041]

>>4572888
Haha, it's kind of funny to me how you thought to take these pictures and then didn't take one of the finished product.

[Anonymous No.4574050]

>>4573041

I have some dough, and filling left over.. i might make some for lunch and some to freeze.. will take pics if i do.

[Anonymous No.4574076]

>>4572843
What knife is that?

[Anonymous No.4574136]

>>4574076
wustoff classic.. i think it's an 8 inch chefs.

would highly recommend.

[Anonymous No.4574259]

Wish me luck /ck/, this is where it gets tricky.

I need to boil some water....

[Anonymous No.4574270]

Er' thing went better than expect.jpg

[Anonymous No.4574314]

The time of purification is at hand.

Made some pappardelle too...

[Anonymous No.4574326]

Sauce plox.

[Anonymous No.4574327]

Money shot coming up.

[Anonymous No.4574332]

Lunch is served.

[Anonymous No.4574338]

Oh yeah.

[Anonymous No.4574345]

>>4574338
Those look awesome.

[Anonymous No.4574355]

>rifle has bolt in open position
Good luck getting the drop on fast moving, ravioli stealing zombies, newb.

[Anonymous No.4574359]

> Eating on the floor with a gun.

Real classy, Mark.

[Anonymous No.4574371]

:-)

[Anonymous No.4574374]

Great thread until the male insecurity at the end.

[Anonymous No.4574377]

>>4574374

It's a ridiculous sniper rifle that has no business being at the meal.. I am making fun of the morons that post shots with hand guns. Way to catch the sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.4574379]

>>4574377
Noting more pathetic than a self loathing gun owner.

[Anonymous No.4574380]

>>4574338
>blurring out the serial number

Why can't I hold all this paranoia?

[Anonymous No.4574382]

>>4574374
I can't wait to get a gun so I can post on /ck/

[Anonymous No.4574394]

>>4574379

How is that self loathing?

I enjoy a good weekend at the range smacking targets at 100 yards. I make no apologies for my gun ownership, I do think it is retarded to have it out on the dinner table though... It should be safe, dissasembled, and locked away. I has the kids running around here. Pic is from before I had kids.. I now keep the bolt in a separate locked safe. thought I'd poke some fun at the morons around here, while the kids are out of the house for the day.

[Anonymous No.4574399]

>>4574374
>>4574379
huh

[Anonymous No.4574401]

>>4574394
>news: kid shoots sibling with improperly stored gun
>gun nuts: it was nobody's fault. I am shocked, shocked that someone would try to score cheap political points for this terrible tragedy. the family deserves privacy. if more people had guns a heroic bystander could have shot the bullet in flight before it hit the child.

top lol

[Anonymous No.4574412]

>>4574377
>>4574374
>>4574382
>>4574394
>>4574401
This shit is not /ck/ related, fuck off and take it elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.4574416]

>>4574412

It's related to the pics above which have food in them. People post pics like this all the time on /ck/. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.4574440]

This is great. Next time I cook dinner im posting muh guns with it. Also
>dat paraframe.
Nice Op, nice. I love
mine, unfortunately it's been MIA for a week. Im looking for a replacement -_-

[Anonymous No.4574441]

>>4574394
American?
Yeah, I expect the usual "man kills family then goes on rampage" news report before the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.4574445]

Kinda reminds me of the old progun threads

[Anonymous No.4574448]

damn, summer time even brings out the worst in /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4574451]

Welp, looks like /ck/ can't take a joke. Sorry, OP. I thought it was funny. Nice looking meal too!

[Anonymous No.4574458]

>>4574401
>>4574412
>>4574441
>>4574377

Faggots come to /k/ all the time and shit it up with anti-gun propaganda and off-topic threads. Be thankful OP is respectful enough to keep the thread related and Get over it. Theres food in the fucking picture.

[Anonymous No.4574482]

>>4574458
Actually I was on your side. If I feel like posting a dildo, a book, or the latest whatever the fuck /mu/ listens to next to my meal, it won't be any less /ck/ related. The posts that bitch about objects in the background should be bannable however.

What's your quantities on those pasta ingredients OP?

[Anonymous No.4574486]

>>4572779

Your parents' kitchen?

[Anonymous No.4574533]

>>4574482
My apologies anon, I must have misread.

[Anonymous No.4574559]

>>4574533
It's cool brother. I'm just a little on edge since some troll and/or retard tried to suggest anyone who lives outside a city is an inbred that contributes nothing to humanity. This board could use a good scrubbing.

Here, have some half-assed bhan mi thit.

[Anonymous No.4574565]

>>4574559
Looks good

[Anonymous No.4574599]

>>4574482
ItaloAmerican or filthy Arab rape-folk Sicilian detected. It's spelt "ceci." Sicilians pronounce it "chii-chii," "chii-chuh-ruh" or "chii-chii-ruu."

Master race pasta with chickpeas in pic related.

[Anonymous No.4574610]

>>4574482

for the pasta it was about a cup of flour, a cup of semolina, 4 eggs, 2 T oil, 2 T water.. and then i think i had to add about a quarter cup of flour/semolina to get it stabalized (you know how it isn't an exact science... but better to start off too wet than the other way around)

the filling was about half a small container of ricotta, a large onion and a large box of mushrooms with 2 garlic cloves and maybe.. 1 T of oregano.

>>4574559

It's all good.. though you should be aware that if you do live in the burbs, and don't at least work in the city, you actually aren't contributing anything to humanity unless you are farming. ;-)

[Anonymous No.4574622]

Made some pappardelle with the left over dough after i ran out of filling.

[Anonymous No.4574627]

I did have enough filling to make and freeze about two portions worth of ravioli though.... Sorry for the foggy bag shot.

[Anonymous No.4574626]

>>4574610
>It's all good.. though you should be aware that if you do live in the burbs, and don't at least work in the city, you actually aren't contributing anything to humanity unless you are farming. ;-)
There are plenty of R&D labs, engine plants, and even vital manufacturing facilities that exist outside cities. It's my off day so I'm too lazy to do any research, but I'm sure there are plenty of inventors, politicians, and historical leaders who lived outside the urban filth.

And I do work on the edge of a city. Though it's a small city.

[Anonymous No.4574629]

>>4574599
Actually I'm mostly German with a little bit of Welsch heritage. Bow before my superior genes, I learned this simple dish from a Tunisian man, hence the tiny bony fish.

[Anonymous No.4574631]

>>4574626
Oh yeah... Thank heavens for the fucking rural redneck fags that build Hyundais so other blue collar shit tier workers, that also dont add anything to human civilization, can get to work/jam up the highways with their Hyundais.

Total value add there. No clue how humanity would get along without them.

[Anonymous No.4574639]

>>4574631
Engines for semi-trucks and construction vehicles actually. Similarly my great-grandfather built naval cannons during WW2.

You think those great steel and concrete structures build themselves? You think the materials and infrastructure walk themselves there?

[Anonymous No.4574646]

>>4574639
>WWII

Look up "manhattan project."

Most large ships are built in ship yards in close proximity to large cities.


The only reason anyone builds a factory in the middle of no where is cheap labor cost, not because the people there are worth a damn. Quite the opposite actually, hence the cheap labor costs. The only person actually impacting the course of human beings in that case is the guy from the city that builds the factory.

[Anonymous No.4574656]

>>4574646
As a person who usually finds themselves more socially liberal but more economically conservative than the rest of the country, I never thought I'd say this, but go back to masturbating to Atlas Shrugged.

>The only person actually impacting the course of human beings in that case is the guy from the city that builds the factory.
Yeah, the government never contracts existing companies to use their capital to switch production and ship products to the coast.

[Anonymous No.4574669]

>>4574629
>welsh
>superior anything
English lapdogs.

[Anonymous No.4574673]

>>4574656

Name one company that was founded in the sticks by someone who grew up in the sticks, was educated in the sticks, and stayed in the sticks after the company became succesful... and also changed humanity for the better.

You can't.

People that live in the sticks and don't even work in the city might as well be wild animals. They are, literally, "human resources" that people from the city just make use of.

[Anonymous No.4574685]

>>4574673
Not that guy but i have to ask.
What company has changed humanity for the better? Usually when i think of a company i think of a group of people acting for profit.
Humanity bettering shit is usually done by selfless people. Like Jonas Salk.
Also, what do you do to make humanity better?

[Anonymous No.4574695]

>>4574685

Don't try to change topics.

[Anonymous No.4574700]

>>4574695
This coming from a person who thinks anyone not born into wealth and power is a beast of burden, something less than human. Funny, I thought the Klan was nearly extinct.

[Anonymous No.4574706]

>>4574700

When did I say anything about being born into wealth?

[Anonymous No.4574729]

>>4574685
Here.
>>4574695
Oh, it sounded like you knew of a company that changed humanity for the better.

Many inventors and doctors actually we're born in the "sticks". Tesla, one of the greatest inventors of the 20th century came from a tiny town in modern-day Croatia. By tiny i mean it has more or less a population of about 500.

I myself live in the city, and i am a nurse. I don't contribute anything even if i help people stay alive.

I also wonder exactly what you mean by contributing to humanity? How do IT workers contribute to humanity? How does the CEO of comcast help humanity?

Unless you are a brilliant scientist, creating vaccines, energy sources, etc, then you aren't contributing anything.