/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4569411]

>tfw /ck/'s resident waifu gets choked by her husband in public

[Anonymous No.4569427]

Surprised he could get his hand around her fat eurotrash neck

[clæsix !!w8P3ZOlfjjB No.4569428]

Hate to see that. Read the article on Daily Mail earlier this morning. I see divorce #2 in the works.

[Anonymous No.4569434]

Why are they holding hands, though?

I honestly can't imagine what they must be talking about. It looks as though she's pleading with him.

[Anonymous No.4569439]

>>4569434
Word is it was a dispute about the children

[Anonymous No.4569441]

OY VEY

[Anonymous No.4569443]

>>4569411
It looks like he's massaging her throat.

[Anonymous No.4569447]

>>4569441
Don't you fucking start this, motherfucker.

No, but seriously, apparently, she took the kids and bailed.

[Anonymous No.4569451]

>>4569443

No, no! He's obviously checking her thyroid.

[Anonymous No.4569459]

>>4569434
>>4569451
it does look awkward as hell.

[Anonymous No.4569461]

>>4569447

I hope she keeps the kids away from that chimp.

[Anonymous No.4569470]

>>4569461
Why is Saatchi an arsehole, again? I mean, he's clearly a cunt, but was he considered one before?

[Anonymous No.4569485]

>>4569470

See >>4569441

[Anonymous No.4569487]

>“We were sitting outside a restaurant having an intense debate about the children, and I held Nigella’s neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasize my point,” he said, according to the paper.

[Anonymous No.4569489]

>>4569487
>intense debate
>held Nigella's neck
>repeatedly
>emphasize my point

She fell down the stairs, officer, I swear.

[Anonymous No.4569494]

>>4569487
Why do they persecute me so? I vas just talking to the go- girl.

[Anonymous No.4569503]

>>4569487
It never ceases to amaze me how certain people think that having money excuses them of atrocious and lawless behaviors. I'd have made a citizen's arrest (although I don't know if they have that in England.) The old coot needs a sharp lesson.

[Anonymous No.4569507]

>2013
>straining before battering

This guy doesn't even sift.

captcha: neck sceinte

[Anonymous No.4569511]

>>4569411
I'm surprised he didn't snap is wrist bones due to being 70 years old.

[Anonymous No.4569514]

>>4569503
you wouldn't do shit except cry you faggot

[Anonymous No.4569516]

what's he doing here?

[Anonymous No.4569517]

Nigella leaving the restaurant

[Anonymous No.4569520]

Another fun dinner date with Charles Saatchi!

[Anonymous No.4569521]

>>4569516
This is actually really sad. It's as though she's in a relationship with a belligerent 6 year-old, as opposed to 70. That's what children do to piss off their parents. Has that fuck gone senile?

[Anonymous No.4569522]

Oh, you guys, it was just a "playful tiff" he says.

[Anonymous No.4569523]

>>4569516
>>4569517
>>4569520

Holy shit you can tell who the alpha is in this relationship
>70 year old man

lololololololololol

[Anonymous No.4569524]

>>4569520
>>4569517
Okay, clearly, this marriage is over.

[Anonymous No.4569530]

That the kind of person you end up when you can afford to surround yourself with sycophants.

[Anonymous No.4569531]

>>4569411
Don't cry grandma

[Anonymous No.4569536]

>>4569530
Actually, that's the kind of person you end up with when you've been a victim of abuse your whole life.

>Miss Lawson, who was one of four children, told FT Weekend: ‘I never thought I could please her.
‘She was funny but depressed and so sensitive to noise. The sound of a plastic bag being crinkled would send her deranged. She’d shout at all of us and say, “I’m going to hit you till you cry”, and so I never would cry. I still don’t.
>‘It wasn’t a calculated thing; it was hot-blooded hitting, a thrashing out of things. Once she had to stop hitting Dominic [Nigella’s brother] as she hurt her hand.
>‘She just didn’t like me; maybe because I came after Dominic the princeling and I was my father’s girl she was jealous, I don’t know.
>‘I would say I’m sorry for whatever it was, some mess, and she’d say, “Why do you think being inconsiderate is an excuse?”’
>She added: ‘It was like children of alcoholic parents who know right away when they’ve been drinking, we always would know in an instant if it was going to be bad.’

[Anonymous No.4569537]

>>4569522
>that fucking pun

Fucking shitty magazines, man. I feel kinda bad for her, even if she is fucking loaded.

[Anonymous No.4569540]

>>4569411

That's what happens when you marry a guy who's values are based on 1940s ideas of right and wrong.

[Anonymous No.4569541]

>>4569523
On one hand, this guy is seriously a piece of shit, and this whole thing makes me wonder what he would've done if this talk had taken place at their home instead. You can tell she was scared to have this talk in private, and decided to have it at a public place while hiring some paparazzis to catch him if he tried something.

On the other hand, you just know this cunt got with him for this "alpha" behavior to begin with.

[Anonymous No.4569546]

>>4569541
And the money.
Don't forget the money.

[Anonymous No.4569573]

I choke my girlfriend in very loving ways, though not often in public. The look on her face doesn't suggest that it was done lovingly, but she may have just bailed with the kids because the whole thing was caught on camera and she's embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.4569588]

So, the wait staff saw this and didn't do anything?

[Anonymous No.4569597]

>>4569588
What are they supposed to do? Interrupt him and risk their tips?

[Anonymous No.4569599]

>>4569597
>implying >>4569441 tips

[Anonymous No.4569608]

>>4569588

they're called the wait staff, not the intervene staff.

[Anonymous No.4569617]

>>4569536
>I never would cry. I still don’t.

lel

[Anonymous No.4569623]

>>4569597
>>4569608
They couldn't call the cops?

[Anonymous No.4569626]

>>4569623
>"911 come quick there's a husband touching his wife"

[Anonymous No.4569629]

>>4569626
>"999 come quick there's a husband touching his wife"
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.4569653]

Surprised the Jews let this get into the media. Don't worry, though. There will be a campaign to forgive him, or some bullshit explanation to ease your worries. And if you dare speak up about it, you will be Mel Gibson'd.

[Anonymous No.4569655]

[Anonymous No.4569656]

[Anonymous No.4569658]

>>4569655
except that Polanski's rape victim wants the case done with and everyone to move on. Mel's just a drunken, wife-beating, fascist asshole.

[Anonymous No.4569661]

>>4569655
>>4569656
>I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers

Fucking stop this bullshit. Mel Gibson is a cunt, and not because of anti-semitic remarks he made. He's just a terrible person. That said, I don't know about the two other people in those pics. They could be shitty, too. My point is: stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.4569664]

>>4569441

[Anonymous No.4569665]

>>4569661
*not just because

[Anonymous No.4569666]

>>4569656
except that he wasn't drunk, and Mel usually is.

[Anonymous No.4569674]

And you wonder why she'll be dating a black man from now on.

[Anonymous No.4569675]

>>4569666
>>4569661
>>4569658


That's right, my fellow brothers. Teach that goy not to mess with us!

[Anonymous No.4569689]

>>4569522

>Arti choked

[Anonymous No.4569755]

>>4569674
because she likes the abuse

[Anonymous No.4569787]

>>4569441

how the fuck

born in iraq
british
jewish

[Anonymous No.4569816]

[Anonymous No.4569854]

>>4569656
he wasnt drunk he drove on the wrong side of the road because it was ireland and at night and raining

don king murdered a guy for 600 dollars and spent 3 years in jail

[Anonymous No.4569857]

>>4569787

hebritisharabic. They're more common than white folks.

[Anonymous No.4569858]

>>4569816
yes!

[Anonymous No.4569867]

I gonna laugh if it's all a misunderstanding and the tabloids are retarded because I'M A WOMEN AND HE'S AN ABUSIVE MONSTER BAAAW

[Anonymous No.4569881]

>>4569656
Oh, I didn't know this. Not cool.

[Anonymous No.4569887]

>>4569816
That is awesome.

[Anonymous No.4569893]

>>4569522
>arti choked

[Anonymous No.4569930]

The husband of Nigella Lawson, Charles Saatchi, has admitted that he did assault the TV Chef.

The art collector accepted a caution for assault after spending five hours at Charing Cross police station.

A Met spokesman said: “Officers from the Community Safety Unit at Westminster were aware of the Sunday People article which was published on 16 June and carried out an investigation.

“This afternoon a 70-year-old man voluntarily attended a Central London police station and accepted a caution for assault.”

Earlier today he insisted he had not meant to hurt Nigella and said the throat-grabbing was a “playful tiff”

Saatchi said: “About a week ago, we were sitting outside a restaurant having an intense debate about the children, and I held Nigella’s neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasise my point.

“There was no grip, it was a playful tiff. The pictures are horrific but give a far more drastic and violent impression of what took place. Nigella’s tears were because we both hate arguing, not because she had been hurt.

“We had made up by the time we were home. The paparazzi were congregated outside our house after the story broke yesterday morning, so I told Nigella to take the kids off till the dust settled.”

Nigella, who married Charles in September 2013, left the family home with son Bruno on Sunday.

[Anonymous No.4569934]

>>4569514
Another piece of shit trying to sound like a big man on the interwebs, I see. I'd choke the fuck out of you and you'd beg for more, you cum dumpster.

[Anonymous No.4569937]

>>4569930
>Nigella, who married Charles in September 2013, left the family home with son Bruno on Sunday.
>September 2013

So she's from the future?

[Anonymous No.4569938]

>>4569930
>Nigella, who married Charles in September 2013, left the family home with son Bruno on Sunday.
>married Charles in September 2013
>September 2013

Fuck, did I just woke up from a coma or did I time travel?

[Anonymous No.4569939]

>>4569661
>I don't know about the other two

Oh, really? Sticking your head in the sand are we? Only one of the most notorious Hollywood perv cases of the 20th century, and you have no idea about it? But let's crucify (pun intended) Mel Gibson for a shitty drunken remark.

[Anonymous No.4569956]

>>4569503
>It never ceases to amaze me how certain people think that having money excuses them of atrocious and lawless behaviors.

Yeah, poor people never do this, only rich ones.

[Anonymous No.4569959]

>>4569939

> But let's crucify (pun intended) Mel Gibson for a shitty drunken remark.

And the fact he beat his wife. But let's ignore that since it doesn't fit in your conspiracy narrative.

[Anonymous No.4569960]

>>4569934
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.4569964]

>>4569959
AHHHHH, but that's not what people hate him for, is it?? NO, it's because he made a stupid comment while drunk about the Jews.
GTFO and go eat your gefilte fish like a good boy.

[Anonymous No.4569966]

>>4569960
This copypasta is getting really fucking old, you dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.4569969]

>>4569956
Except the poor people go to jail and stay there, they don't get a "caution" and get released to go back to their luxury villa.

[Anonymous No.4569975]

>>4569966
lol sorry if I interrupted your little vigilante fantasy where you save Nigella from the Jew and she rewards you with a night of unforgettable old-lady sex.

[Anonymous No.4569978]

I'd choke someone who advocates fur too

[Anonymous No.4569985]

>>4569975
Nice try at deflecting your retardation, but you've just proved how idiotic you are, ya dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.4569986]

>>4569978
GTFO.
Fur is actually more ecofriendly than fake fur, stupid ass.

[Anonymous No.4569988]

>>4569985
>you've just proved how idiotic you are
you've just proven how idiotic you are
OR you just proved how idiotic you are
Get it fucking right.

[Anonymous No.4569995]

>>4569988
OH LOOK GUIZE I'M A GRAMMAR NAZI, THAT MAKES ME SMART AND RIGHT, AMIRITE? GUIZE? GUIZE? I'M RIGHT, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.4570011]

>>4569656
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.4570013]

Because someone from here started a thread on our board

Love, /tv/

[Anonymous No.4570023]

>>4569995

i think you've just proven how idiotic you are

[Anonymous No.4570027]

>>4569964

Whatever you say, sugar tits.

[Anonymous No.4570029]

>>4570011

Matthew Broderick

[Anonymous No.4570031]

>>4570011

"I don't remember the day. I don't remember even getting up in the morning. I don't remember making my bed. What I first remember is waking up in the hospital, with a very strange feeling going on in my leg," he said at the time. Broderick was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years behind bars, but was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175, which the victims' family called "a travesty of justice." Martin Doherty, whose sister and mother were killed in the crash, later stated that he forgave Broderick, amid plans to meet with Broderick in 2003, in order to gain a sense of closure. As of April 2013, the meeting has not taken place

[Anonymous No.4570035]

>>4570029
Thanks. I thought it looked like him.

[Anonymous No.4570036]

>>4570027
>implying that's insulting, instead of just being amusingly annoying.
You'll have to work much harder than that, fuckboi.

[Anonymous No.4570038]

>>4570027
lol A+

[Anonymous No.4570043]

>>4570038
It's sad when you have to samefag a really bad post of your own.

[Anonymous No.4570049]

>>4570036

> implying Mel Gibson didn't call his arresting officer 'sugar tits'
> claiming we hate Mel Gibson because of anti-semitism and not because he's a dick
> claiming to know what we think but not even knowing enough about the fucking incident to recognize the most quoted part of the whole incident

You are dumb as fuck, I hope you realise that.

[Anonymous No.4570056]

>>4570043
it's sad when you think you know what's going on but you don't. :D <3

[Anonymous No.4570068]

>>4570049
Sounds like you have a serious crush on Mel Gibson. I bet you'd like to suck his drunken aussie cock, wouldn't you. You'd be screaming "fuck me Mad Max, Fuck me!!!!" while he crams his old shriveled penis up your eagerly awaiting butthole.

[Anonymous No.4570081]

>>4570068

Nice deflection. You're all 'this guy hates the Jews and is awesome' and then when someone points out that you don't know what you're talking about you're like 'no, YOU love Mel Gibson so much you're gay for him'. Make up your mind, douchenozzle.

Plus, I'm not sure how you get 'I love Mel Gibson' from 'I hate Mel Gibson'. Based on your reading comprehension, I'm guessing you're the product of the American education system.

[Anonymous No.4570096]

>>4570081
You're cute when you're this angry. I like it. Keep going. I'm getting hard.

[Anonymous No.4570105]

>wife bails with kids
>damn right I choke a bitch

[Anonymous No.4570117]

>>4570096

It's funny because I was going to post '> inb4 lol u mad' at the end of that last post and then I didn't because I thought 'nah, there's no way this guy is that dumb'. But here we are.

Good to know the thought of men getting angry makes you hard, no wonder you like Mel so much.

[Anonymous No.4570119]

>>4570096
/b/ called for you, they want their resident retard back.

[Anonymous No.4570123]

>>4570117
You sexy beast. Talk mean to me some more. Don't make me call Mel and have him come cunt punt you.

[Anonymous No.4570127]

>>4570119
Then you'd better hurry up and giddyup back there!

[Anonymous No.4570128]

>>4570117
God damn you're mad. Relax yuropoor.

[Anonymous No.4570151]

>>4570127
omg i'm SEW OFFENDED! you sure told me!

[Anonymous No.4570157]

>>4570151
Go on you old battle ax. I can smell your mad from here.

[Anonymous No.4570234]

wow i didn't know /ck/ was full of so many middle aged housewife gossip queens. gtfo

[Anonymous No.4570546]

what kind of woman puts up with that? what a cunt.

[Anonymous No.4570574]

>>4570546
All. Women become defenseless when shit like this happens.

[Anonymous No.4570604]

>>4570234
Hey middle aged women need to talk anomalously about how much they hate tipping too.

[Anonymous No.4570635]

>>4569522
>10/10 would pun again

[Anonymous No.4570644]

>>4569969
>being this naive and full of angst

[Anonymous No.4570647]

>>4570546
Considering 95% of men could kill 95% of women with the flick of a wrist.

[Anonymous No.4570677]

>>4570604
Why should I pay you extra for doing your job? A monkey or machine could do your job. It doesn't deserve 5 dollars extra for to move a plate from one end of the room to the other. I'd rather just self serve myself than give you 15% of the bill. It's not like they'll pay you below minimum wage if I don't tip you.

[Anonymous No.4570685]

This thread is dildos, and you're all cunts for encouraging it.

[Anonymous No.4570698]

>>4570546
Women like to be dominated and beatings are part of the domination process.

Many men won't go far enough to beat a woman, but when he does, he is surely awarded with a servile mate, don't let mainstream media or feminists fool you, beating a woman brings great results.

[Anonymous No.4570723]

>>4570698
Sure is summerfag in here.

[Anonymous No.4570726]

>>4570723
What are you, a virgin? You too pussy to hit a girl?

[Anonymous No.4570735]

>>4570726
Only a pussy little limp dick boy would hit someone.
I'm a man. Men use their brains to defeat people, not fists.
You're worthless to both men and women.

[Anonymous No.4570741]

>>4570735
>Men use their brains to defeat people, not fists

Nerd.

[Anonymous No.4570748]

>>4570741
>Nerd.
says the neck beard on 4chan. . .

[Anonymous No.4570754]

>>4570741
Pinhead.

[Anonymous No.4570756]

He is making a bit of an unfortunate Jew face here.

[Anonymous No.4570778]

>>4570723
>HUEHUE LOOK GUYS I CALLED HIM SUMMER AND USED THIS THING CALLED, "SAGE"!
Lol fucking give me a break man, how do you expect him to take you seriously when you've already resorted to the saging?

[Anonymous No.4570813]

>>4570778
>resorted to saging

What are you, stupid? Why would anyone want to advance this shit thread? Also,
>implying anything on 4chan is serious.

[Anonymous No.4570816]

>>4570813
If it's not serious then why are you so fucking upset about what someone said?

Grow up. I've got all night.

[Anonymous No.4570828]

>>4570816
>Grow up. I've got all night.
clearly. you've been here all day.

[Anonymous No.4570832]

>>4570828
>hurrhurrhurr
You forgot to sage, bud.

[Anonymous No.4570856]

>>4569887
You will die.

[Anonymous No.4570868]

>>4570816
>going full retard
Damn, son.
I think if you try reeeaaally hard to read the posts and understand them, you'll find thou art the angry one. I mean, I know the inside of your ass is pretty dark, but come on, surely you could borrow a torch from one of those gerbils up there and find your way out.

[Anonymous No.4570893]

>>4569411

maybe shes into that kinda stuff.

don't judge.

[Anonymous No.4571185]

>>4569441
Shit, he's got the lineage of a super villain. I'll bet he gives money to PETA, Scientology, and Monsanto too.

[Anonymous No.4571296]

>>4569441
Suddenly it all makes sense

[Anonymous No.4571305]

>>4569816
Fucking lel

[Anonymous No.4571330]

>>4569522
>pun
I don't get it