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So my asshole flatmate decided to help himself to my bottle of liquor and then refilled it with water to hide the evidence. He said he only drank half of it, so it's about 50% water 50% vodka. I can still faintly smell the alcohol so I don't think he's bullshitting.

With that being said, is there any way I could separate the water from the vodka?

>> No.4560492

>>4560488
small claims court

>> No.4560494

Build a pot still

>> No.4560495

You could distill it, or you could make your flatmate buy you another bottle.

>> No.4560498

>>4560495

How long would that take?

>> No.4560500

>>4560488
Beat flat mate with bottle and then have him get you a new one.

>> No.4560501

i drank my flat mates booz i didnt even try to hide it i just killed the botlle.

>> No.4560502

>>4560495
>you could make your flatmate buy you another bottle
Yes, OP, why isn't this an option? He's already admitted to taking it.

>> No.4560508

>>4560501
of course i did this becuase i was pretty generous i provided a tv and a ps 2 for everybody and never complained about shit

>> No.4560509

>>4560502

He's unreliable and said he won't have the money for two more weeks. I'd also hate to waste good alcohol...

>> No.4560512

>>4560509
Sucks to be you, faggot.

>> No.4560518

>>4560508

You're still an asshole

>> No.4560538

freeze the contents of the bottle in something with round sides that won't explode- the part that doesn't freeze is booze

>> No.4560545
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>>4560538
Shoulda stayed in school tyrone

>> No.4560563

>>4560538

wat

>> No.4560567

>>4560545
>>4560563
He's right, vodka has a freezing point way lower than water, so it won't freeze.

>> No.4560571

>>4560512

I aint no faggot

>> No.4560581

>>4560567

But vodka is 60% water

>> No.4560586

>>4560567

no Tyrone, he's got the right idea but he's actually not right. what he should have said is the part that freezes is not booze. there will still be a fair amount of water in the liquid part. freeze distillation isn't perfect.

>> No.4560587

>>4560581
Well then you can mix some water in if you think that's 2rough4u

>> No.4560592

>>4560586
Actually freeze destilation works fine, it separates the alcohol just fine.

>> No.4560594

>>4560509
Sounds like you need a new roommate.

Honestly, if any of my roommates had done that I'd have beaten them senseless. We were usually pretty cool about stuff like that, though. A drink or two of any non-special bottle was usually okay, and would usually be repaid with the purchase of a full bottle later on.

But to drink half your booze and then dilute the rest? You need to apply the Chain of Discipline. Liberally.

I'm not kidding that much. If you let him get away with shit, he'll take it to the next level later on. That's what louts do.

>> No.4560598

>>4560592

it works fine in the sense that it's an effective way to reduce the amount of water in an alcoholic mixture. it is not perfect though, tyrone.

should have stayed in school.

>> No.4560601

>>4560598
Neither is any destilation, stupid.

>> No.4560606

>>4560601

It's more efficient.

>> No.4560604

pour it into a payaya pan then light in on fire, at the end of the fire mostly water will be left.

>> No.4560608

>>4560601

never said it was, tyrone. I was just correcting your incorrect assertion that "the part that doesn't freeze is booze", which implies that it is, in fact, a perfect process. whereas it would appear that we both agree it is not.

if you had stayed in school you would have understood why "the part that doesn't freeze is booze" isn't the same thing as "the part that freezes isn't booze" because they teach you things in school, like logic and how to compose a sentence

>> No.4560609

>>4560606
It's not perfect though, tyrone.
Should have stayed in school.

>> No.4560616

>>4560609

I wasn't the anon making the tyrone comments.

>> No.4560619

>>4560608
Then you're an idiot for confusing me with the guy that gave the idea.
I even said "he is right". In school they teach you that when you refer to a person in the 3rd person you're not refering to yourself.

When you freeze a mixture the part that doesn't freeze will have a high alcoholic content. That's what the OP needs.

>> No.4560620

What a beta. Is your next query how to separate your spent lover from your flatmates semen?
You don't even deserve to process nice things.

>> No.4560632

>>4560619

look tyrone, your samefagging and poor understanding of freeze distillation is something that can be corrected via school.

go back to school, tyrone.

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>>4560632
Well, unfortunately being stupid and projecting are not well corrected at school, so I'd advise you a therapist or maybe a nice dose of go fuck yourself.

>> No.4560693

>>4560488
pour the contents on him while he sleeps and throw a match on his bed. then sell his stuff. you should have enough to by a micky at least.

>> No.4560722

Just give it to him, hold something of his ransom until he buys you another bottle.

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>>4560488

>With that being said, is there any way I could separate the water from the vodka?

It's too late. Beat your room mate with a club.

>> No.4560745

I think /sci/ would be a better board to ask, honestly.

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4560850

>buy can of orange juice concentrate
>stir it in
>guzzle in attempt to catch buzz
>hug self, rock, in the pile of your spaghetti while your roomate laughs at you

>> No.4560990

i really hope this thread isn't about some 20$ bottle of vodka

>> No.4561495

>>4560488
at least he didnt touch the lafrog

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>>4560641
>the rapist

no tyrone. just no. should have stayed in school, tyrone. they would have taught you to respect women.

>> No.4561502

>>4560488
I did that when I was 15 with my moms wine.
I still feel like an idot 15 years later.

>> No.4561506 [DELETED] 

>>4561502
Oh and that would require distillation so unless the bottle was very expensive I would'nt bother.

>> No.4561509

>>4560850

This. ahaha.

>> No.4561516

Stick it in the freezer. The water will freeze and the vodka will stay liquid.

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If a friend would try that whit my spirits I's have to kill him, atleast hurt him bad.