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Food stories?

>Western Michigan

>> No.4525189

Surely Meijer isn't that bad.

>> No.4525232

>>4525189
No, but the food people cook is.

>> No.4525296

>from oklahoma, visiting washington state
>waitress asks me what I want to drink
>I say a coke, when I go to say what kind she says Okay! and runs off
>mfw I forgot where I was
>she brings me a Coca-Cola
>politely apologize ask for a dr.pepper

I know someone out there is frothing at the mouth but yes, waiters will ask whatb kind of coke to you want. And when someone answers you with "oh ill take a coke" you always ask "what kind"

>> No.4525312

>>4525296

>waiter at a nice steak place
>a very obvious chicago, bronx, and philly fellas sit down to eat
>one wants sweet tea with lime
>one wants root beer
>one wants a coke
>naturally I ask what kind
>he stares at me like I have a dick growing out of my forhead
Well I DUNNO there mook, the one with the brown liquid?!
>the other two look very uncomfortable as the one takes off on a tangent about how retarded I am, how I must live in a "goddamn teepee" and ride a horse, etc etc
>lean down towards him
>explain in a very terse tone that all the cokes we have
>hfw he finally gets it
>hfw he asks for a Coca-Cola and I say: Thanks, yankee.

>> No.4525319

Kleenex: interchangeable with any other tissue
Xerox: interchangeable with any other copy machine

Coke: NOT interchangeable with any other soda/pop/fizzy

>> No.4525326

>>4525319

soda doesn't have flavoring, and who the hell calls coke "pop"?

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4525331

>sweet wine

>> No.4525335

>>4525326
>soda doesn't have flavoring
Does not compute.

>> No.4525342

>>4525296
Don't make shit up fag, I'm from central Oklahoma and fucking no one does that shit. Coke = Coca~Cola

>> No.4525345

>>4525335
He means soda as in soda water. Carbonated water.

>> No.4525349

>>4525342
central? lmao culturally enriched faggot, enjoy your niggers
>>4525335

yknow, soda? the shit they put in mixed drinks and shit

>> No.4525470

>>4525189

>12 donuts for $3.99

>> No.4525583

>>4525331
pleb, barbarian!

>implying romans didnt drink ice wine, wine wiht honey, wine with süssreserve and Conditum

>> No.4525724

>>4525583
>implying I give a fuck about Romans
shit is disgusting, faggot.

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4525740

close enough and it's called "pop" not "soda"

soda is plain carbonated water

>> No.4525746

>>4525740
No, plain carbonated water is called soda water. No brand of soda water calls itself "soda".

It is called soda water because it is the water they use to make sodas. It is the unflavoured water that syrup is added to.

>> No.4525753

> go to walgreens
> get a Mexican coconut ice cream bar for $1
> best summer days

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4525757

>>4525746
order a scotch and soda in a bar

see what you get

in Michigan it will be whiskey and plain carbonated water

anywhere else? who knows....