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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Cooking feels thread.

I've been eating motherfucking cupcakes all day and I've just about had it with this shit. It's like these motherfucking kids on TV don't have any clue what the fuck is going on and all I want is another motherfucking cupcake. Some days it seems the cupcakes will never come and other days I can't get the motherfucking cupcakes to leave me alone. Death. Death is the frosting on this motherfucking cupcake we call life, and I keep licking it off more and more each motherfucking day. My appetite for cupcakes is motherfucking insatiable, you hear me?! It can never be satisfied and it's like these motherfucking kids on TV don't have any clue what the fuck is going on. I bake and I bake and I motherfucking bake until I can't remember why the fuck I was even motherfucking baking in the first place. It's been a long time since I had a proper meal, kid, you don't know my motherfucking life! It's just cupcakes all the motherfucking way down and these kids have no idea. Chocolate, vanilla, red velvet, it doesn't motherfucking matter! All the wrappers look the same as they litter every motherfucking inch of my goddamn floor. The frosting crusts at the corners of my motherfucking mouth, but I don't give a fuck! It's a full fucking cake in a motherfucking little cup, who could resist? Not me, motherfucker! Not me. I just need one more cupcake, man, just ONE more motherfucking cupcake. Until my next one. I've been eating motherfucking cupcakes all day and these kids on TV still have no motherfucking clue what the fuck is going on.

Also
>TFW no 800 degree pizza oven.
>TFW my homemade pizza will never be as good as the pizzaria.

>> No.4520716
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4520716

>TFW these were given to me as a gift
>TFW they are the only good knives I own
>TFW I hide them when company is over and act like I just use shitty knives all the time.

>> No.4520733

>>4520716
Never call these knives good.

>> No.4520744
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4520744

I can't wait for my EMT arsenal WOOT!

>> No.4520749

>>4520716
Dragon dagger?
Is he fucking serious?
Do the flames on the blade make you cut faster?

>> No.4520752

>>4520744
Enjoy your over-priced Wal*Mart grade cooking tools.

>> No.4520754

>>4520749
No, they just make me feel like a faggot every time I cut something.

>> No.4520758

>>4520752
$125 for a cooking set is nothing. Dafuq you kids talking about it's overpriced. Go out to a real cooking store and see how much shit will cost you. I expected it to be a lot more, about the $200+ range..but then again a vast majority of you aren't even of legal age so I guess they had to go cheaper.

>> No.4520763

>>4520758
I don't believe I ever said they were expensive.
I used the words 'over-priced.'
Can you spot the difference?

>> No.4520765

>>4520758
It's a lot of the set only costs $40 from some place besides epic meal time.

>> No.4520777

>>4520763
Can you spot that this is a message from elsewhere on the Internet defending these shitty utensils? Do you think "those" kind of people browse any board on 4chan?

I mean really, dafuq?

>> No.4520951

>>4520667
If it makes you feel any better, know that most restaurants' pizza ovens can't get up to 800F either. The standard deck-style pizza ovens only go up to 550 or so, IIRC.

>> No.4520987

>>4520749
Yes he is. It seems that name is cooler than that knife's true one-a tomato knife.

But then again, SOMETHING'S got to pay for the rent on his gigantic Times Square restaurant, which, incidentally, got this review by the NY Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html?_r=0

>> No.4521193

>>4520667
Whats all this talk about cupcakes and the fucking kids on TV, OP? You sound upset.

>> No.4521231

Man that fucktard is in over his head
if he would have stuck to just being a host & doing diners drive ins & dives he'd be fine
He'd still be douchey but not nearly as obnoxious & full of shit

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4521477

>haven't eaten all day
>don't feel like cooking
>put frozen leftovers in toaster oven to warm up
>the toaster oven glass door explodes and ruins my food

I'm stuck with glass everywhere now.

>> No.4521675

>>4521477
sounds like the appropriate time for fast food