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I think I've made the best food snack ever.

Meat Crackers.

1. Get your favorite square crackers
2. Get some butter. Preferably some real butter, cause it tastes amazing. (One flaw with this is that it's difficult to spread on crackers, since they break) and apply generously. The reason I use butter is because it sweetens and moistens the general taste.
3. Get some nice Spanish meat, like pepperoni or turizo.
4. Add some relatively thick slices of cheese.
5. Profit

These are the tastiest motherfuckers when you can't even look at chocolate, but aren't quite hungry enough for a meal.

You're welcome.

>> No.4502320
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I thought of this 20 years ago

>> No.4502323

Protip: If you can be bothered, melt the cheese on top for supreme tastiness.

>> No.4502327
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mmmmm

>> No.4502336

>>4502320

I would have too, if I were alive.

>> No.4502350

Toast up some scrapple, top with whatever.

>> No.4502352

>>4502327
This. OP confirmed for non-American. Lunchables are the shit.

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>>4502352

We get these in the UK, but fuck lunchables. Rea men eat real food.

>> No.4502360

So it's like a sandwich, but without any of the nutrition or fiber?

>> No.4502366

>>4502360
Bread makes you fat.

But in all seriousness, it's just something very tasty for a small snack, can be quite filling depending on how many you make. Meats provide protein and cheese provides calcium.

>> No.4502374

>cracker with meat and cheese
>NEVA BEEN DUN BEFO
This is why no one likes you, /ck/

>> No.4502384

>>4502374

Who said I'm representing the entire board?
I'm trying to think of words to call you a colossal idiot without being too aggressive, but I can't.

>> No.4502385
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>(One flaw with this is that it's difficult to spread on crackers, since they break

Butter, like all dairy products, is better in taste and texture at room temperature. Get one of these, and you've got spreadable tasty butter on demand.

>> No.4502391

>>4502366
Crackers are bread.

>> No.4502406

>>4502385

I do that, however depending on your cracker it can be pretty weak.

>>4502391

No. Crackers may be made out of the same substances, but crackers aren't bread. Not to mention butter is more fattening than bread, as is turizo ect.

>> No.4502413

>>4502384
>trying to think of words to call you a colossal idiot without being too aggressive, but I can't.

Who actually posts like this? As well as thinking he made up cracker sandwiches? Top tier shitposter right here...

>> No.4502418

>>4502413
>Who actually posts like this?

Since I just did, you have at least one person.

Top tier shit intelligence right here...

>> No.4502431

>>4502406
I guess you don't think matzo is bread either.

>> No.4502445

>>4502431

Cheese is made up primarily of milk, but that doesn't make them the same thing.

>> No.4502450

>>4502445
"Bread" is not a base product. Cheese and milk are both dairy. Crackers, matzo, and sandwich loaves are all breads.

>> No.4502455

>>4502450
>Crackers, matzo, and sandwich loaves are all breads.

no

crackers are very different from bread

>> No.4502460

>>4502445
So do you think Matzo is a bread, or a cracker? Comparing milk to cheese is like comparing flour to bread.

>> No.4502463

>>4502455
>crackers are very different from bread
They really aren't.

>> No.4502464

>>4502460
>>4502455
>>4502450
>>4502445
>>4502431
IF CRACKERS ARE BREAD WHY ARE THEY CALLED CRACKERS


GAME SET CHECKMATE, ATHIESTS

>> No.4502472

Great thread and great posting, OP

>> No.4502474

>>4502460

Matzo is referred to as unleavened bread in the bible, which is infallible.

GAME SET MATCH, ATHIESTS.

>> No.4502484
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4502484

Dumbass posts about inventing cheese and crackers. Turns into an argument about what is and isn't bread.

Stay pretentious /ck/

>> No.4502511

>>4502472

Sarcasm, I presume.

>> No.4502537

>>4502511
nothing gets past this guy

>> No.4502551

>>4502455

Then what the fuk are bagel chips, melba toast and bread sticks if not crackers.

>> No.4502557

>>4502316
>>Get some nice Spanish meat, like pepperoni or turizo

pepperoni isn't spanish, fagoot

captcha: propor commoard

>> No.4502570

>putting meat, cheese, and condiments on crackers

Are you retarded? Next you'll tell me how you came up with the concept of a sandwich.

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>>4502557

what if it was produced and purchased in Spain?

>> No.4502575

>>4502570

No, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

>> No.4502582

>>4502572
It still wouldn't be a Spanish meat. Chorizo produced in China doesn't become a Chinese meat.

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>>4502582

what if it contained an actual Spaniard?

>> No.4502669

>>4502651
Nope. Still not Spanish.

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>>4502669

what if it legally changed it's citizenship to Spain?

>> No.4502686

>>4502676
Since it is an inanimate object, and not a person, that is not a possibility.

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>>4502686
inanimate, you say?

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>>4502686

what if it impregnated a Spanish woman and she had pepperoni babies in Spain?

>> No.4502713

>>4502699
Since that is an impossibility, still nope.

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>>4502686

What if it gave you its word as a Spaniard?

>> No.4502729

>>4502714
Not good enough I'm afraid.

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>>4502729

what if they used Spanish spices in addition to the traditional pepperoni ones?

>> No.4502739

>>4502732
Adding fish sauce wouldn't make it Vietnamese, so adding Spanish spices wouldn't make it Spanish.

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> crackers, bread and cheese
> I invented guys I swear

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>>4502739

What if everything you've been told is a lie and pepperoni IS in fact Spanish?

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>>4502714

No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

>> No.4502776

>>4502484

>> No.4502781

>>4502699

Filthy mixed bloods.

>> No.4502790

>>4502746
Then it would be Spanish. However, history shows us that it is not. Sorry my teary little friend.

>> No.4502791

>>4502316
pretty sure these have been hordourves for as long as hordourves have existed.

>op confirmed for no friends and uncultured swine

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>>4502790

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wow OP this is revolutionary completely changes the cracker world industry. you better make sure to patent that shit and become rich!!

>> No.4502828

>>4502791
>uncultured
>hordourves
Pot, meet kettle.

>> No.4502849

>>4502828
>actually typing out hordourves properly

>> No.4502870

>>4502791
>hordourves
Lost it.

But because I'm nicer than the above poster, the term is "hors d'œuvres", French for 'apart from the main work'. The More You Know™.

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>You're welcome.

All those Hickory Farms gift boxes, year after year... Who would've known?

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>>4502781
I tell ya', it was those damn MOOKS!!!

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>>4502870
Actually during the 1600's, the French ate horse ovaries as cocktail appetizers, hence the name Hors d'oeuvre...

>> No.4502981 [DELETED] 

>>4502962
The More I Know™. I figured it was something more literal than that, but cared more about the spelling and contemporary usage than the precise transliteration.

Still, fuck Wikipedia for not mentioning 'horse' in the article.

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>>4502962

Actually, in pre-revolutionary France the courtesans would serve light snacks to their gentlemen callers known commonly as HORS D'OEUVRES, which was shortened to HORS or more commonly spelled as WHORES now days when referring to prostitutes.